>the guy who mained spotter at the gym and got boosted to gm

>gym autism-mancer found me during squats
>now I'm autistic
>can't pass mental health screening to use gym
>tfw too afraid to go to gym now anyway
that fucking bitch

>gym master offers me a reroll >sacrificed 2 points of charisma for +1 strength and +1 fortitude
>achieve new PR on all lifts
>receptionist is visibly impressed
>receptionist asks me what I'm doing that night
>only option in the dialogue box is grunting
>orc cannot into drow elf

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>>42316862

>2 hot spotter mains fighting on at the gym
>me and the other bros at the gym all just stopped lifting and spectated instead

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>that guy at the gym who played the front desk lotto every time and finally hits the jackpot and don't have to lift anymore for the rest of his life

>Been tanking forever now
>Girls always attracted to the DPS even though without me that skinny fuck would never make it through a dungeon

>been grinding gym levels for 3 yrs
>finally found Dumbell of Arr'old
>life on easy mode thanks to passive Schwarz genetic

>>42316984
Top DPS here

Everyone sucks my dick for being top of the meters, I don't even need you in a dungeon faggot

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>doing some squats
>accidentally locked eyes with the gym hydra in the mirror
>got petrified half rep
>manlets used me as a ladder to reach the upper bar and do chin ups

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>mfw healer
>mfw everyone are at my mercy
>mfw nobody has time to duel me
>mfw Im in gym 24h because I just heal my muscle microdamage instantly
>mfw roidlike regeneration
>mfw if i spam greater healing wave on my spine I dont even have to worry about keeping proper form

you dont know what you lose, dpscucks and thicctanks

>>42317287
healer master race reporting in

>>42317281
>petrified
>mirror

You lying manlet fuck. Stop fantasising about being able to reach the bar.

>>42316537
I hate when girls don't know how to wear a bra/bikini top.

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>>42317287
>>42317367
>naturally lower stat growths require incredible cheating to have the same strength as the fucking mage

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>that guy who has a gym rat friend drop him 1% drop rate gains right from the start