>got kicked out of my gym for smelling bad

storytime

guess you better buy some dumbells, pajeet

>>42314516
Jason, is that you?

Are you one of those retards that never wash their gymclothes?

poo in the loo

But they have showers right there

Acceptable reason to be kicked out.

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>>42314533
Why wash when you can just douse them with febreze?

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>start doing squats
>smell poop like always
>third set of 10 poop particles make it to the ventilation system
>entire gym is sprayed in poop smell
>"sir, we warned you about squatting, you're banned for life"
>can never go to Planet Fitness again
Fuck you for making me fall for the squat meme.

>>42314516
Nice.

>>42314563
the arabian special

i wish my gym would kick out the stinky pajeets

>>42314533
>wear normal clothes for 12+ hours before a wash
>wear gym clothes for MAYBE 2 hours
Therefore I can wear my gym clothes a minimum of 6 times before they need a wash

Thank fucking god! You smelly fucks are the worst. I wish my gym would crack down on stinky people.

>>42316010
>this fucked up stinky hobo logic

When you sweat you release chemicals that fucking stink and then when its left alone to fester that stink intensifies.

Why don't people just shower before and after. It takes 5min to wash your ass.

>>42316052
I would support mandatory showers and smell checkers at gym entrances.

>>42316063
Nah that's not how it works. Sorry dum dum

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>deodorant says "48 hour protection"
>don't shower for 72-96 hours
>still works
>never got even a single warning by the gym designated smell checkers
the jews want you to use deodorants twice more often

>>42316082
Yes it does you smelly bastard. Not to mention the mildew from disgusting sweat soaked clothes out.

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>>42316094
>he thinks his deodorant covers up his 48+ hour no shower stench completely

>>42314516
the obvious "faux pas"-phobia trolling is worse than a Seinfeld episode. The only thing you should worry about is how many gfs you can juggle at one time.

>>42316108
You're stupid. Look it up dum dum

I work at a gym and we had to talk to a guy about his BO. Serveral complaints were filed to us.
We talked to him and he honestly had no idea. So we made a plan. He brings several shirts to change out of when he gets a bit sweaty and reappply his deodorant. Worked amazing so far.

>>42316237

>We talked to him and he honestly had no idea. So we made a plan. He brings several shirts to change out of when he gets a bit sweaty and reappply his deodorant. Worked amazing so far.

Do you give him a lollipop after a good workout too?

I legit only shower once every two weeks, back in medieval times they only washed like once a month don't fall for the Jews tricks. People can barely notice except for when the grease starts crusting

>>42316292
We would, but I ate them all during my dirty bulk last winter.

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So how does bad smell?

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>>42316094
>he thinks "48 hour protection" deodorant works more than 6 hours

>>42316139
>showering to get rid of female attracting pheromones.
Never gonna make it

this thread lmao

How often do you guys wash your sweatpants? I only wear shirts once before washing them but I only wash my sweatpants once a week. Is that nasty?

>>42316658
That's not a thing.
You just stink.

>>42316063
When you sweat the smell comes from the bacteria on your skin, google it.

>>42316718
Sweatpants? You should be washing them more than once a week. Shorts are a different story since you don't sweat those up nearly as much.

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>>42316742
o-oh
guess I'm that gym smelly guy then

>>42316774
Just buy another pair of sweatpants my man. You don't have to wash them more often if you were them half as often.

>>42316658
this is the only true red pill desu

>>42316718
You're disgusting.

>>42316658
You can buy pheromone perfume that not only attracts women but makes you smell good as well. They sell at most sex shops and shit

>>42314533
Grills are attracted to natural male pheromones though

>>42314884

wipe your ass better fuckwit

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>>42314516
I wish they would kick out people out of my gym for applying too much perfume, fucking cant breath with that shitty smell.

>do muay thai
>sweat my ass off
>next day I go to the gym and take the same clothes by mistake
>owner comes over and tells me I smell disgusting
>"heh... s-sorry"
>he laughs and leaves

>>42314516
>He doesn't do nostril and breathing exercises for sniffing gains
>He doesn't blindfold himself so that he mentally focuses on his other senses.