>ctrl + f >fph >Mfw no fph

Learn to ctrl f better I guess

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give me the delectagates dahnald

>Be me
>be in a bar with a few friends gf and a few of her friends
>having a good time
>going to get drinks for me and gf
>drunk landwhale comes up to me
>shes like 5`6 250lbs maybe. not a huge beast but whaley
>"Hi teehee whats youre name handsome" the landwhale says, "im blabla" (dont remember her name.
>I say hello back and explain that im here with my gf and that im not intresded.
>she gives a mean look and turns and says something under her breath.
>i get drinks and go back to feinds and gf
>later that night the landwhale being alot more drunk now
>she sneaks up behind my gf and pours a beer over her head
>gf stands up and says something like "WHAT THE FUCK!"
>landwhale the push my gf down onn the ground yelling "You think youre better than me!?"

now my gf is like 5`4 and 105 lbs so she pretty much flies a bit before she lands.

>This makes me somewhat angry. i stand up grab landwhale by the hair and punch her square in her nose
>landwhale goes to the floor starts rolling around and crying.
>i turn and help my gf up.
>security guards comes ask wtf is going on
>all my male freinds stands up expecting a fight
>female freinds explain what happend
>security guard sighs and ask if we can just gtfo
>i say sure (had to go anyway gf had beer all over her)
>we leave and go home and continue our fun night at home.

fucking fatties

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>be me
>go for a walk
>see this

>>42314257
You're the faggot from the other thread.
Let me tell you something
You WILL die at 40 from a heart attack. The damage to your body has already been done, and by the way you're talking, you don't have it in you to lose weight and be a normal fucking human being.
Your fiance is barely a woman. Just because you run your fat rolls together doesn't mean it's sex. If she loses weight, her standards will normalize and she'll leave you. You're only together because you're both lardasses who have no standards. It's science. Accept it. The damage from your fatness has already been done. It's time to end it, and kill yourself.

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>>42314331

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>>42314332
>being this mad

Get a load of this fucking loser.
'Least i'm doing something about it. Once I started my diet recently I lost 5 lbs from it all thanks to finally kicking my self in the ass.

>>42314328
Nice fanfiction

>>42314923

Whats your weight to begin with?

>>42314923
Dude, you post in fat people hate admitting you are a lardass. What did you expect?
But fine, let's play supportivbe /fit/ for a while. You lost 5 lbs? Good for you. What was your starting weight? How much time did it take? What's your weight goal? Stats/body?

>>42314923
>Comes and cries in FPH thread because is grossly obese
>Tries to act smug while boasting the loss of 5lbs of water weight

>>42314331
Barna?

>>42314923
Make sure it's a strong rope.

>>42315054
Degenerados todos.

>>42315062
Huye de la metrópolis.

>>42314331
Translation?

>>42315054
Vilanova i la Geltrú

>>42315079
"Women are not merchandise". The second one is hard to translate, but basically "fuck operation bikini body".

>>42315097
Thanks.

Seems this shit is more and more common.
People don't even like seeing models now, regardless of what they're advertising.

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>>42315116
>>42315097
>>42315079
>>42314331
Remember when they flipped their shit over that sub ad?

>>42315139
This is bullshit but at least I get it.
It does say essentially "do you look like this?" so I get why fatties could be mad.

I think it'll get worse, they won't be happy until all models look like Tess Munster.

>>42315173
>Tess Munster
Ewww.

Why do fatties dig pin-up so much? It fucking sucks. It's like double ew.

>>42314923

My opinion as a former lardlord is that you're hated because you're fat *and* obnoxious much like the people getting laughed at here. And when you're called out on it you get defensive and more obnoxious, repeating the cycle.
If you want to not be hated, attacked, and remembered as an asshole planetoid, then you must drop the trip and stop blogposting. Only give us updates when you reach a milestone, like doing down an X in clothing size. 5lbs is laughable and as such you'll naturally get laughed at about bragging it.

>>42314206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0F9bOgt-es

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>>42314220

Fatties need love too.

>>42315197
Pin-up is cute when its an actual human being and not Loch Tess Munster

Why why tell me why.

>>42314923
so you lost less than 1% of your body weight.... since you 'started' your diet.. did your diet start 6 years ago? are you boogie?

540 - 1% = 5.4

>>42317227
food does not count as love

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>>42314331
Hay que bombardear Barcelona otra vez.

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Comment on a photo of Ashley Graham exercising on her Instagram

>>42317282
Boogie has posted here before with a similar sense of unwarranted smugness after a pitiful weight loss. Either it is a fat trait or he is Boogie.

>>42317358
sadly it's not an isolated incident , most fat people have the same mentality. given the calories required to maintain 540lbs a normal diet of 1800-2000 would result in a loss of 50lbs in a few months.

6foot tall man at 540lbs has a bmr of over 4k calories.

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>be me
>work as a Security/Orderly at a hospital
>I often work in the Emergency Department
>"suicidal" attention seeking regular (comes in weekly) comes in
>she's about 5'7", easily 260lbs.
>arms scarred up from cutting herself
>I get assigned to sit next to her room in the ED and watch her to make sure she doesn't try to harm herself
>I have to follow her if she goes anywhere
>she tells me she wants to get a cup of milk
>I say okay, and we walk to the little kitchen thing we have (she knows where everything is)
>there is regular milk and skim milk, she grabs the skim milk
>I think "well at least she's aware that she's a beast and she's kind of trying"
>she fills a regular paper cup full of milk
>then she steps over to the coffee section and puts 4 big spoonfuls of sugar in her milk (no coffee or anything else)
>mfw
>she then walks back to her rooms and chugs the drink

A side note: there are 3 "suicidal" attention-seekers that regularly come into the ED. They're all girls, cutters, super fat, and alcoholics. One of them has the stubble from a beard coming through.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnJj0NpoVc

1 week later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyd33wCJ4vo

people like that can't even stay on diet for a week and call doctors idiots kek

bonus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OBw9yjvl68
http://exoticbbw.com/main2.html (NSWFL)

>>42317563
>channel of a obese woman stuffing her face
>24k subscribers

why?

>>42317677
most likely people with feeder fetish

>log onto facebook
>sees that video of a fat woman who had problems with her ovaries
>doctor tells her she has a chance of getting pregnant if she loses a lot of weight, because the fat on her body is only making it worse
>she drops weight
>has baby
Good for her
>goes to check comments
>Everything is "She could have had the baby and kept her original cute body!!! The doctor was just fat shaming her!!"

>>42317688
Honestly I'm tempted to watch for weight loss motivation. Nothing makes me lose my appetite faster than fatties gorging and embarrassing themselves. It's why I like these threads.

Any recommendations for fat cringe? Preferably not something that gets constantly posted.

>>42314923
Weren't you on /o/ once asking about a car that would fit you?

>>42317795
>kept her original cute body!!!
Why are FA obsessed with infantalising themselves?
They're always on about "cute clothes" and an overely cutesy aesthetic right down to the words they use. They also expect to be coddled like a child. They're womanchildren, but they seem to take the childishness a step further than their male counterparts. If a manchild is like a 13 year old boy, a womanchild is an 8 year old.
>tfw "feminism" is now about treating women like children because apparently we're too weak to behave like adults

>>42314923
You probably lose 5lbs taking a shit.
I'm 140lbs and my weight fluctuates 2lbs throughout the day.

>>42314923
>>42314332
>>42314257

>samefagging this hard

>>42314328
sure

>>42315139
Why is the E in ARE not crossed out?

>>42317835
no clue just don't watch these eating shows. they make me hungry af even if the person who is eating looks like a giant blob

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>be me, 5'10", 200lbs, bald with a beard. Normal resting face looks like I'm constantly pissed off
>friday evening, just got off work. long ass week too, roughly 60 hours
>go down town, park in front of a nice looking chrysler with 18" rims. Car is slammed to the ground
>two massively overweight females, look like they're in their 40's, sitting in the front seats smoking with the windows down
>"hmm hey yummy"
>what? Did i just get cat called by a couple of hambeasts? whatever. Go inside, order my pizza, and walk outside across the street to pick up some beer
>get catcalled again as I walk passed their car
>grab my beer and head back and put it in my trunk
>as I'm walking passed their car again I just eyeball them and they sink down deep into their seats as far they can
>walk passed their window and they say "sorry" and giggle as if they're innocent little girls
>as I'm walking back to my car I noticed they left their car which now looks like it's lifted because of the big rims
>mfw car had no suspension modifications done, they were just so heavy they pushed it to the ground
>mfw the wheels weren't cosmetic but a necessity so they didn't scrape the ground

>>42318090
nice story, but were you 200lbs fat or 200lbs fit?

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>>42318090
>have small car
>much smaller than miata
>like realy fucking small and only 800kg with fuel
>pretty much kei-car
>car has soft suspension
>car shakes a bit when whiper is at maximum
>car shakes more when whiper is on than when I get in

It feels good to be thin.

>>42318149
half and half :^)
>tfw powerlifter

>>42317900
>we
>implying you are a woman

L-L-LONDon.

how do I upvote this thread?

>>42318384
ctrl+f4

>>42318183
>Excellent book! As someone who has struggled with weight my whole life this really gives some insight into why I eat so well, exercise, and still cannot lose the extra pounds.

>>42317563
>Hungry Fatchick
It sounds like a fetish channel.

>>42318384
Alt+F4

>>42318183
>Linda Bacon
The jokes write themselves.

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Can someone give me the update on the sisters?

Are they okay?

>>42317900
>Why are FA obsessed with infantalising themselves?
because that's what it's all about, no? they don't want to work for things and they don't want to feel uncomfortable, they just want instant gratification, which is an infantile trait.

>>42318424
I thought I was a lazy piece of shit, but since being able to control my diet and count calories accurately to no longer be a fat lazy piece of shit is apparently more than most seem to be able to manage, I'm starting to reconsider the lazy.
You know, they have a point, HAES really is doing wonders for my self worth.

>>42314257
Can you post some fucking pics already?

>>42318494
One is dead, the other is dying.

>>42315023
>>42315028
I was 544 when the doctor scaled me just 6 weeks ago, since then I walked around our neighborhood twice with short breaks in between and started eating less, and eating shit like the usual healthy stuff. Right now i'm just about a 539, I have a long way to go but i'm glad to see a change at least.

My goal is to go down to at least 500 by the end of this year or later on, it may not seem like a perfect goal to you but it's good enough for me to know that it's working, and it'll make me happy for myself. With this optimism and confidence I have, i'd say it'll work out.
>>42317863
Yes, I can't get another truck at this time due to my credit being shit. I'm thinking about keeping it anyway.
>>42317282
Boogie is down to 499 lbs as he claims on Twitter, of course i'm not him.

>>42318494
who are these people?

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>>42318494
last time i checked both had boyfriends and one was getting married.

>tfw 700 lbs disgusting whales have someone and i don't

>>42318610
literally water weight

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>>42318610
>the doctor scaled me just 6 weeks ago
>scaled me
Are you so fat that you turned into a fucking mountain?

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>>42317254
>loch Tess Munster

>>42317161
I lol'd

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>>42318625
>tfw 5ft 7in

n- no.

>>42318593
>dead
>>42318619
>married

WHICH ONE IS TRUE!?

Also, did the nudes ever leak?

>>42318617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA

>>42317419
>>42318610

Goodness gracious. You all know that it's roughly 3500 Calories to one pound of fat right?
Seriously, eat a 2000 Cal diet and you'll lose over three pounds a week. Exercise some and it could easily be four or five.

>>42318610
Have you thought about a more extreme approach so you can lose weight faster? At least for the initial loss, so it can work as a motivation.

If you don't know about a safe method I recommend the "Rapid fat loss" book by Lyle Mcdonald. At your size you could easily lose a lot of fat very fast.

I recommend you to read this article: http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/is-rapid-fat-loss-right-for-you.html

>>42318656
>Also, did the nudes ever leak?
who the fuck cares? i wouldn't look at that shit even if you paid me. just imagining it makes me gag

i have no idea about marriage or death because that woman is pathological liar so nobody knows

>>42318690
jesus that is actual food worship

>>42318692
Never knew that, thanks for the advice.
>>42318693
Thanks, will check it out.

>>42318619
I need to see hat these boyfriends look like

>>42318610
>I lost FIVEW WHOLE POUNDS IN JUST SIX WEEKS
>My next goal is to lose the next 39 in under 4 months

And that's why we have /fph/: to make fun of grown ass men this detached from reality.

>>42318656
>>42318757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQuH88EAkQ

>>42318793
how do you lower yourself to that level
dating THAT thing.

>>42318775
>500 by the end of this year or later on
>or later on

reading comprehension.

>>42318610
>My goal is to go down to at least 500 by the end of this year or later on
FOR FUCK'S SAKE CUNT
Stop fucking eating so much.

I went from binge eating daily, probably 4000kcal to 1400kcal average.
The first two weeks were hard, but this shit is so easy.

Weight will melt off you.

>>42318830
>Stop fucking eating so much.

but i'm not eating much now? lol.

>>42318775
This board has gone downhill since the influx of leddit refugees. I miss when fatties were treated like the garbage they are and actively driven off the board until they have made progress that would deem them worthy of some level of respect. Now everyone is ready to give Fats McDipshit a cyber hugbox for losing five pounds of water weight.

>>42318843
If you've only lost 5 fucking lbs in 6 weeks, at that weight - you are eating at LEAST 4,000kcal.

You have THIRD of the deficit that I am at.
You could DOUBLE my deficit, simply by managing your diet; whereas I literally exercise every day.

I spent 14 hours a week in the gym and probably another 10 hours on other exercise.
You could lose weight faster than me just by having some human fucking decency.

>>42318807
he doesn't sound very smart. whatever though at least he has someone. i wouldn't wish loneliness on anyone

>>42317517
hahahahaha roasties getting toastie

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>>42318793
>>42318494

I never knew you could have so much adipose tissue on your forehead.

>>42318610
>weigh a metric fuck ton
>lose 5 lbs in an insanely long time period
>g-g-guys I notice a difference!

You're a fucking waste of space.

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>>42318971
>being this mad

at least i'm working on it, foh.

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>>42318999
But you still can't fit in your truck. LOL!

>>42318999
If you were working on it you'd be down 30lbs by now.

>>42318999
call us when you've actually done something.

Daily reminder to ignore posts made by attention seeking tripfags

>>42318999
I'm not mad anon. I just don't like you. If you wanted this to be your own personal hugbox where you could blog post and everyone feels sorry for your wasted life, well, you're on the wrong side.

Frankly if it was up to me I'd perma ban you if you continue hijacking these threads. Why not just post in /fat/?

>>42319372
*site

>>42319372
is that actually boogie the cuck lord?

>>42318999

At your size and over the course of six weeks, five lbs could be the result of a change in the weather and you taking a piss before breaking the scale. You ain't doing shit bro.

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>boogie got his threads deleted and saged so now hes posting on fph threads

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318999

You're in /fat/ crying about eating fried food yesterday and how you'll totally be disciplined tomorrow. Just step away from the thread dude, you can be better than this.

>>42314328
I've seen this somewhere before

>>42317341
' until you are super morbidly obese with no shape you had better not pretend you're a REAL fat woman!' Why are fat people like this?

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318647
lmao ur wider than you are tall

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>be medfag
>new patient comes in, 10 year old kid
>he's fat, his parents are obese
>no problems in particular, just a regular follow up visit
>decide to weight him
>72 fucking kilograms
>kid is 150 cm tall
>at age 10
>tell the parents I'm 28 and weight 75kg for 6', their kid is nearly as heavy as a grown ass man
>tell them on average he will lose 10 years of life expectancy
>start weight loss counselling and get an appointment with a nutritionnist

They just said OK the whole time, probably didn't understand shit, or just don't care. Poor kid, he will end up hating himself someday.

>>42319707
How the fuck am I supposed to know what any of those europoor measurements are supposed to indicate?

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>>42319372
>waaahhhh ur a fattie, imma ban u cuz fuck you for 4 hijacking a thread

but i'm not hijacking? LOL

cry some more

>Why not just post in /fat/?
Because if I just say one thing, or just post a picture without words, you'd still reply to me.

It's easy, just ignore me if you hate me so god damn much you autistic sperg.


skinnyfag


>>42319178
Yeah, i'm walking and eating less. Pay attention slowpoke.

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>>42318999
Find thick rope.

>>42319742
160 pounds at 5feet

>>42319775
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense

>>42319742
1kg is equal to 1000g.
1g is equal in weight to 1ml of water.
1,000ml of water is 1L.
1L of water is roughly 4 Cups.
1L of water weighs 1kg.
Pour 78L of water into a garbage bag.
Imagine that is a 10 year old kid.

>>42319775
And all that sums up exactly why you are so god awful.

>>42319775
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

>>42319775
Shit posting is a bannable offense.
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

Lying about your attempts at weight loss just makes you as pathetic as Boogie.

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>>42319777
>>42319797
Thanks lads

>>42319797
Amerifats don't know what a litre is. They go by gallons over there.

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>>42319707
>>tell the parents I'm 28 and weight 75kg for 6'
i guarantee you're 5'11"

>>42319817
>>42319820
Stay mad.

>>42319842
Oh look, you lost your avatar.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319033
Wrong! I CAN fit in it.

Stop posting that just to make people think I'm fatter than I already am.

>>42319395
>You ain't doing shit bro.

Yes I am, bro.

>>42319476
I will.

Everyone in here is permavirgins anyway. Least I got a large woman to fuck. ayyyyyyyyy

>>42319900
>large
>woman

pick one

>>42319830
I know, which is why I included Cups.
If he's actually /fit/ he knows exactly what a 1 measured Cup of milk looks like.
If he's fat, well, he knows what 1 Cup of heavy whipping cream looks like.

>>42319900
Post your food log.

>>42319842

I just came into this thread, have you really been here for 9hrs? Thanks for the laughs, but you seriously need to take you god damn weight loss seriously, like yesterday. You only get one body and you've abused the fuck out of it already. Sort yourself out.

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>>42319900
can you see your penis and how big is it?

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>>42319911
>>42319960

Im lauging for real right now. How can this walking butter stay browsing for 9 hours and try to convince us of progress?

>>42314332
>>42319433
Pop off James

>>42319960
>>42319998

Whoops, I meant 12 hrs.

>>42319900
You literally said you and your wife have a hard time squeezing in a F-150 on /o/ and then you blame the manufacture for your own weight problems.

You made an entire thread about it, you obese fuck.

>>42317517
Moar please.

>Out shopping with wife and mother in law.
>Walking out we see a blob of some sort sitting near the exit to the car park.
>As we approach it spends a solid half minute healing itself off the paving.
>As it finally stands up a HUGE gunt drops past its knees and OUT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF ITS FUCKING MUMU.
>I'm speechless.
>I'm horrified.
>I've literally stopped walking and I'm standing catatonic like a rape victim, with eyes wide fucking open.
>Wife has to forcibly tug me to bring me back to reality.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318473
kek

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>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319900

Can you please stop hijacking fph threads ?
go to /fat/ or something if you want attention you obese avatar tripfag.

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>>42318999
>that file name

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i'm just gonna leave this here

>>42320852
Do Americans really shit themselves at random?

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42320901
They do in the south

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES

>>42320852
>only one black in the picture
>america
That's UK guaranteed.

>>42320956
But how?
And why?

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>>42320769

>>42320979
>save money, live better
>hershey's
>reece's
Thats the land of the free alright

>>42320988
There was a picture explaining this phenomenon.
I believe it involved some sort of popular diet pill, that stops the body from metabolising so much fat. However, when fatties take the pills they don't actually reduce their fat intake, so their shit becomes extremely loose and oily. This means they are able to shit themselves without realising it, as a combination of their grey, nerveless, lifeless asses, and this laxative effect.

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>>42314328
>all my friends stand up to fight bar security with me

>>42321066
I know exactly what picture you speak of and this is an oddly accurate summation

>>42320979
>>42321011
it also has a $ in front of the 7,500

>>42319433
Pop off james

>>42320901
I've never seen it happen, but I'm from the north. I've been to Mexico on vacation more times than I've been to Walmart.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318610

Dude, you lurk /fph/ for motivation, and post in /fat/ for advice and support.

>>42314331
Tear it down.

>>42315139
>Your Body is Beautiful
>Scribbles over the models body.
mmhm

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

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Reminder that the tripfag is just contributing to the thread by providing first-hand FPH material

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1o9igy0a0

>>42314328
you left out the part where you ditched your girlfriend and you and your friends gangraped the fatty

>>42321066
the worst part is its barley effective pople lose about one or two killos a YEAR

>>42314923
didn't boogie just lie about loosing 5 lbs?

>>42318183
>L A R D
o i am laffin

>>42318183
If the book is $11 that means the other items have to cost $209. How big is that tub of lard?

>>42319433
Holy shit, just realized I haven't seen any boogie threads all day. Are mods finally gods?

>>42321416
0:40

chick on the far right is hot

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318813
>544 unsure of whether or not he lose 40lbs in 5 months
>200lb people can lose that much weight in 6 months

it's because you're weak and are never gonna make it you fat fuck

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42320769
Don't ever do crack friendos

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42320901
It's a national pastime. Like how brits say "taking the piss", we say "taking the shit" and shit ourselves whilst we say it to ensure maximum patriotism

>>42319900
I'd like to feel good for you but your despicable attitude makes it really hard to take you seriously and not like any other fatty that "tries" to lose weight just to get attention. Please stop posting, post updates in /fat/ at most, but stop shitting up these threads with your shitty attitude and actually put some effort in losing weight, you smug bag of lard.

>>42317795
This is why social media is cancer.

>>42320901
yes. oh and they ride mobility scooters because they're too fat to walk. in burgerland eating an entire bucket of chicken and drinking a gallon of coca cola is considered normal. it sounds like a 10 year old made it up doesn't it?

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>42314206
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD

THAT IS THE STARBUCKS AT MY TARGET

FUCKING BALLANTYNE, BLAKENEY TARGET OFF ARDREY KELL ROAD

I RECOGNIZE EVERYTHING IN THIS PICTURE DOWN TO THE SLIDING DOORS OUTSIDE FROM THE WINDOW AND THE SLURPEE MACHINE RIGHT BEHIND THAT WARTHOGS HEAD

I HAVE STOOD NOT EVEN FIVE FEET FROM WHERE THIS BEAST HAS FED

FUCK
TARGET

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42320769
I hate to ask... but for the sake of curiosity. Source?

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>>42320769
fkin filename

>>42314328
This story changes slightly every time you post it. Its lame.
No matter how much you exaggerate, it wont turn into a good story.
Stahp, anon.

>>42319742
I think you meant "world" measurements, since it's only US with this shitty system.

Tells a lot about hamburgers, you having the fattest people and being so stupid you literally can't learn what a kilogram or a meter is.

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>>42321897
Does this look familiar to you? It's the same woman, I'd guess the same Target

>>42320979
>american flag hanging from the roof
>'that must be UK'

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>>42320852
>jean shorts, tennis shoes and hershey's
>UK

>>42320769
>she starts chasing
>na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na na JAEGER plays internally

>>42317412
>drink till you want me
At least he isn't Fucking blind to what he is

>>42322855
*tips scooter

>>42314206
I fucking hate this picture so goddamn much
fat fucks deserve to die, no offense

>>42317412
me irl

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>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42320852
>>42322909
and there's an american flag at the top

>>42317161
ebin

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42317983
Why isn't yours?

>>42319830
Soda is sold in 1 and 2 Liter bottles over here. Amerifats and people with at least a basic science background are the only ones that know what a Liter is stateside.

>>42318536
As someone who has yo-yo'd back and forth with weight my whole life, I can't imagine having that point of view. I gained 40 pounds recently from eating like shit, and felt so miserable, mentally and physically.
Kudos for you and others who are somehow magically happy being fat. If I ever gain 40+ pounds again, I will honestly probably lose all of my will to live.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318813

at your weight you can lose like 100 pounds by next year cmon dude

>>42323301
that gangrene forming on the ring finger...

>>42323301
>obviously had to say yes because she couldn't get the ring back off

Here is a tip - push the ring on as far as you can, and wrap about 10' of thread around the finger just above it. Grab the loose end from under the ring, and pulling the thread around and around will slowly move the ring off the finger.

If your finger has a lot of loose tissue on it, you might have to use more thread.

Also, it could be helpful to remember that you are fat and likely unattractive, so think carefully before removing the ring.

>>42323080
M'lardy

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42320988
The south/bible belt is pretty much 90% of the bad shit you hear about the us. It's practically a different country. They say different shit, are less intelligent, average weight is way up, etc. I honestly wish the south would have followed through with their threats of seceding.

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>>42322855

>>42321897
Bruh. That looks like most targets w/ starbucks I've been in. It's not a unique layout, there's not a single thing in that pic that points it to a specific target.

>>42323398
well, it's either the ring or the finger

>>42318183
fuck, according to the World Health Organization we should not eat more than 25 grams of sugar a day

>>42319433
pop off james

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318610
No one gives a fuck about your blog post. Go to /fat/ if you want to feel accepted

>>42319707
he will probably lurk /fit/ in a few years, I hope we don't have another "large man".

>>42318169
>daily a miata
>no matter how depressed i get i will never be able to take a fat girl come cos she wont fit
nice safety net

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>>42318647
change your trip to large manlet pls
stop lying to us

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>>42323599
Fine, but only for you.

>>42323487
We wanted to leave, but nooooo, you had to get all pissy about our farm equipment.

>>42319433
pop off james!

>>42318593
source on the dead one ? I don't find anything on the beast youtube channel

>>42323487
Can't rope the whole southern US in that group. I'm from an actual city in south MS and we had an 85% graduation rate, rank in the high 2000s of public schools in the country with a 50% minority population. 4 of my graduating class went to Harvard and several others to ivy league schools. I scored a 35 on my ACT and attended the Naval Academy. All the weird shit is rural areas like the Delta and fucked cities like New Orleans and Jackson. Same as literally any other state.

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>>42323487
Living in the south is unbearable. Please do not make me think about it while I'm trying to bully fatties on an imageboard for chinese cartoons.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!
rly u need help dude

>>42320769
At least she's exercising

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>>42314328
>this story

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42323321
I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42314328
yeah man, I saw it happen last week at the bar

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>>42317254
>Loch Tess Munster

>>42319433
Pop of james!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42323599
So is he, though

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>>42314206

>>42314328

This happen to you again, did it?

>>42315197
because pin-up is from an era before heroin chic, which to fatties means they liked landwhales

>>42314923
>5 lbs
water weight. kill yourself, and i mean faster than you are already

>>42317227
And Africans need food. Point?

>>42319433
pop off james

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42314328
You need to stop going to the same bar.

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>>42318610
>544
>6 weeks ago
>since then i walked around our neighborhood twice
>with short breaks

>>42314923
Steve Assanti you are less than worthless because this world would be a better place without leeches like you on it but I'm glad that you realize that now.

>>42320901
>>42320852

I heard a good number of cases with pic related happening is caused from people misusing a type of popular weight loss laxative.

You're supposed to drink it as a substitute for eating food. But instead people think they can cheat & continue eating normally while taking it, resulting in public anal shit leakage.

>>42314331
>Catalonian “””””people”””””

>>42317900
>is now about
>now
>implying

>>42319817
Dubs get

>>42323515
according to the world health organisation people should not have more than 50 grams of protein a day

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42321436
Sorry man one derailment at a time. :(

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>roommate is an enormous fat piece of shit
>carrying around all that weight has literally ground her joints away before she's even 22
>No exercise because fucked knees
>Fucked knees because no exercise
>She's basically out to pasture already
>Only hope is to starve the fat off her
>No chance. Eats huge amounts of food, then more in secret in her bedroom.
>She's not some annoying HAES bitch - she's actually pretty cool - but the fatlogic is strong
>Obesity is a fucking tragedy.

>>42325298
It's only a tragedy if people give a shit. For all I'm concerned it's a blight on society and they should be killed.

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>>42321557
And you're never gonna make it as a non virgin, stay BTFO.

>>42325343
>540lb tripfag talking shit in a fitness board

really makes u think

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>>42325298
the obese heart looks much bigger and stronger
i thought we were trying to get swole????

>>42314328
Is it the same fat chick every time, or is it a different one? How do you find these chicks every time you go out?

>>42318169
What car m8?

>>42318593
Nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfnyh1jj9xw

>>42318610
Went from 209 to 192 in 5 weeks(6'3").
The hardest part was dealing with the sugar cravings for the first 2 weeks, but after that it wasn't bad.
5 pounds in 6 weeks is a joke.

>>42325470
>The hardest part was dealing with the sugar cravings for the first 2 weeks

This only took me a week but fuck was I ready to drown myself in Red Bull.

>>42318843
Does anybody have a like to those studies showing fat people over estimate their exercise and underestimate their eating by mind boggling ammounts

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319541
Crabs. Bucket.

>42318610
5 pounds is within the margin of error for most people, let alone someone who weighs as much as you. You could literally chalk this up to differences in what you ate/drank on the days you were weighed. You've basically made 0 progress in 6 weeks.

Not gonna make it

>>42318610

5 pounds is within the margin of error for most people, let alone someone who weighs as much as you. You could literally chalk this up to differences in what you ate/drank on the days you were weighed. You've basically made 0 progress in 6 weeks.

Not gonna make it

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES

I find you so obnoxious and sad. Not because you're fat, but because you're one of the worst of all trips (and that's saying something). A tripcode should be used only when it's essential for a post to be tied to your person.

If you don't post pics or progress or even tell about what has changed on your fat body you're just an looking for attention and your tripcode contributes nothing to this board whatsoever.

Please leave

>>42314257
>>42325630

Link disappeared

>>42319830

Approximately 19.5 gallons

>>42318999
> 550 lbs
> lost 5 pounds
> being this smug

You're clearly just in this for attention. At your weight you could live off of water and air but you want to brag to us about some horseshit do-nothing diet. You are the epitome of what FPH hates.

I'd call you some names if I thought it'd help you, but you seem to enjoy that. Perverse.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
!SEMAJ FFO POP

>>42319433
James couldnt fit through the door

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>>42315611

>>42319433
Pop off James!

>>42314328
stop posting

>>42315028
You could lose a pound a day at your fatass level.
Read up on and get a doctor to put you on a waterfast.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318183
>google "Linda Bacon"
>impossible to find what field her PhD is in
>go to google scholar
>literally 3 papers total all from the same research with no significant findings in support of her claims
No wonder the public doesn't trust real researchers, when there are shams like this lady publishing books

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>>42325489
this?

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42315097
>"fuck operation bikini body".
i guess in english it would be fuck "the bikini body industry"

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

https://mixmastermatt99.tumblr.com/post/163489897501/sonic-the-hedgehog-fatphobic-events
How is this not satire.

>>42314206
What the fuck is up with landwhales going for the 1950s American girl style? They think theyre Marilyn Monroe or some shit???

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES

>>42323011
sie sind das essen und wir sind die jaeger. german for they're the pray and we are the hunters

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42318843
please list what you eat in a day, sauce/dressing/oil/butter/condiments included

>>42319797
you should not be a teacher

I'm fat and I think fat people are fucking disgusting and I hate myself.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42323301
how the hell did she get it on and how the fuck is she gonna get it off?

>>42325373
>Enlarged heart, falling apart and covered in adipose
>Strong
Just because you're big and fat doesnt make you strong or healthy. Quite the opposite actually. Kind of the whole premise of /fph/ but idk.

>>42325343
is this... are you real? Is this what a real human actually thinks? jesus christ

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>>42326671

>>42326572
>
It's this weird thing were they think that in the 50's bigger women were liked. The women in the spotlight back then had average bodies and weren't land whales.

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES! FAT FUCK

>>42319900
I'd kill myself if I couldn't do better than a large "woman", you pathetic . Do more, and quit being a fat fuck

>>42314923
Congratulations on taking a big shit

>>42320769
Season 2 looks horrifying

>>42323011
Sie sind das Essen, und Wir sind die Jaeger

>>42323321
> tfw you're so fat that the anesthesia doesn't finish circulating through your body at all during the entirety of a surgery

Fatass deserved it. Should've left her at the impact zone

>>42319433
POP OFF JAMES!

>>42325373
>Enlarged heart.
>Walls thicken.
>Can't contract
>Can't pump blood effectively
>Get high blood pressure
>Heart attack

>>42317835

There's a bunch of videos on youtube named stuff like "Fat Acceptance Cringe Compilation," which is probably what you're looking for.

>>42317900

My guess is they're trying to be super effeminate, to make up for the fact that sexual dimorphism seems to go away when people get too large.

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>>42314923
you literally don't have any legs you can stand on.
you're a fat fucking waste of resources and you come in here and act smug and entitled?

this is why you are a rapidly expanding mass of reeses puffs and gallons of soda. you come in other threads asking for help, people give you advice, and then you reject the advice and act like losing 5 lbs when all you have to do is eat LESS THAN WHAT MOST PEOPLE EAT IN TWO DAYS to get there.

people like you disgust me. you do not get the privilege to post until you have actually shown your changes in life were done because you were worried about your health or well-being, not for a pat on the back. you have to go back.

>>42326671
So do something about it.

This happened today

>work at supermarket
>Signs everywhere that you do not put your kid inside the trolley itself, put them in the child seat
>Hambeast comes in with orbiting little shit sack of a kid
>Kid is way to fucking fat for the seat in the trolley itself
>Kid gets put in the trolley
>Ohboy.jpg
>The mum is picking out strawberries from a display
>Kid is rocking the trolley throwing a tantrum about some shit
>Trolley finally hits tipping point
>Topples over with the kids fat head crashing into the strawberry display
>neck and head jammed between the display and the trolley
>Kid starts whaling. I'm too far away to give a shit to do anything.
>Mum fixes everything and takes kid out of the trolley
>Lose about 10kg worth of strawberries all over the floor

Fuck fatties. This goes to everyone though. Do not put your kid in the trolley.

>>42320362

Just for you.


>Be me
>I worked for Home Depot years ago
>one day we get a new supervisor
>he doesn't know shit about my department (tool rental)
>he's a blimp, but he seems nice enough
>tell him i've been reading the bible lately (inB4 edgy faggots)
>he tells me he is christian
>I mention how in the Old Testament, people seemed to be fast left and right
>I tell him I've fasted
>his face lights up
>he tells me he's fasted too
>I tell him that I've fasted for 3.5 days before I got offered food, and didn't want to be rude, so I ate it
>his face dims
>I ask him how long he's fasted for
>nigga says "8 hours"

>>42314923
>gif
>dosent move

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

>>42323760
your north is fucked too, i just visited new york and was blown away by you "average" americans
fucking terrified of going to a flyover state now

>>42325343
>as a non virgin
>non virgin
that implies he had sex you fat retard
your brain is storing so much waste tissue you can't even formulate an insult