What are some good alternatives to coffee?

>>42313957
Caffeine pills

>>42313962
I meant caffeine too

>>42313957
cum

Nigger slaves

>>42313967
coke

>>42313957
I find the laundry detergent works much better as a clothes detergent than coffee

>>42313975
not gonna make it

>>42313967
B12 vitamins. Creatine. B-Alanine. Read the back of any preworkout and buy everything besides the caffeine.

>>42313985
I bet you wash your hands with soap

>not exposing yourself to every disease to get immune gains

Cacao has stimulant like compounds that aren't caffeine.

>>42313957
hardening the fuck up

why do you need coffee?
to read/study in a situation you couldn't just nap first?
if not you could just power thru and fall into a reasonable sleep cycle.
Sunlight
Fan
light calesthenics

cold shower (even hot to cold for just last couple mins) will waken you up, gives a shot of adrenaline

yerba mate

Green tea

>>42314040
You realize caffeine is a legit drug right? As in its side effects are significantly different than the natural. There's a reason people use it. Also it's addictive . But hey it's one of the better drugs

>>42314061
Isn't this like the most /fit/ possible choice? Burns fat and specifically abdominal fat and is extra antioxidant, super beneficial in other ways.

>>42314075
i realize that it kept me awake, but i do not like using it regularly because it makes me have trouble falling asleep.
also if during the day if i have to do a mental task like reading or studying but im too tired, a nap is the only solution. caffeine makes me awake but still feel scattebrained

>>42313957
Rittalin in small doses has the same effects as coffee but with more mental clarity

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>>42314040
I second this. I completely quit coffee and any sort of stimulant like 5 years ago. It's amazing the amount of energy I have. Everyone at work always ask how the fuck I'm not tired and it's because I don't rely on a drug for artificial energy. I make my own energy because im a thermonuclear power plant nigga

>>42313957
kek at the bio

>>42314208

Came here to say this but also a good nights sleep

>>42313957
just drink decaf for a placebo

im convinced coffee doesn't actually do anything for me in the morning. it's more the enjoyment of a warm bitter liquid in my stomach, but in reality it's the 30 minutes it takes me to drink my coffee that actually makes me feel more awake