>Be at work, it's a physical job
>Flirting with some female coworkers saying shit in Spanish one of the Mexicans told me
>he teaches me a bullshit phrase a day so I repeat it to them
>Quiero una novia con grande pechugas
"I want a girlfriend with big tits"
>older lady comes over to me, she doesn't know spanish but knows what novia means
>grabs me by waist, this is (my name) and he's my boyfriend
>says it all sultry but I didn't want this mire really cause she's too old for me
It still was moderately entertaining
>>42312607
>mired by an old lady who was making fun of you for being an autist
>>42312607
My own Spanish themed one
>in Guatemala
>go to McDonnies twice
>qt worker flirting hard get her snap
>texting badly with my mediocre Spanish
>"muy guapo"
>took her to my hostel and fucked her for 2 hours
Feels good boys. Was my virginity. Never underestimate the power of American cock
>>42312714
she wanted that
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>At grocery store
>See qt I vaguely knew in high school but didn't keep up with
>I had lifted earlier so my upper body was pretty pumped
>"Anon you look huge since the last time I saw you!"
>"Ehh, not really"
>She just looks confused
>Exchange pleasantries and leave
>Don't realize until later that she was complimenting me