My running gear. I know I get the pussy

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>he doesn't run barefoot and fully nude
Everyone is laughing at you

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lol get on my level faggot

>>42311762
Pretty alpha bro

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>>42311811
I unironically did those once when I was 13 to impress a girl. The story isn't very interesting, but I'll greentext it.
>be on "date" with qt emo girl.
>play truth or dare
>she dares me to get naked and run around
>we are in park pretty late and don't see anyone around so I do it
>run all the way to the other side of building
>see two mothers and their children
>immediately run back to clothes
>they say they are going to call the cops
>ask my name
>say my name is "Joe Smith" or something fucking retarded like that
>they say fine they won't call the police if I come to their church
>say okay
>never go to their church
>next day at school girl told everyone I stripped naked and ran around for her
>some said I had balls for doing that
>others said I was a freak for doing that
>either way, never got anything beyond a kiss from her

>>42311762
The funny thing is long distance runners are so insufferable I don't know if this is a joke or not.

>>42311886
Agreed. They all just prance around in their faggot gear. Almost as bad as bikers.