Describe what people

Skinnyfat beginner who cant bench 95lb
;_;

He must not have a social life

The guy in the Ramones shirt

That guy with better tits than my girlfriend.

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>>42310138
ik that feel...
Im sticking to dumbells for now, my left chest is a lot weaker than my right. Right finishes dumbell before left....

>>42310127
That tall guy that's SORTA muscular but not really

>>42310127
Please, can you finish with the squat rack and leave.

>>42310162

The one who wears a cap in the fucking gym

>>42310127
That guy that works out for 6 months then disappears, then comes back 6 months later fat as hell again.

>>42310784
...and is shit at counting.

the strong dude who dont look strong at all

The guy that hit 155 for 3 on ohp today

>>42310127
The barbell exercise guy.

>>42310127
The 18 year old who squats more often than eceryone exept the powrlifting asian and the oly guy
and benches as much as the rugby nd boxing guys.
Also is probably autistic.

>That guy who does bodyweight stuff and then gets on the treadmill

He would look good, if he wasn't a manlet

the only guy who does trap bar farmers walks

>>42310872
are u me

Holy shit this turbo manlet is a fucking honey badger

>>42310885
It must suck so much to have to walk out of the safeties to do a full squat. If he gets to really heavy weight that long walk's gonna get his knees in trouble.

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The guy that smiles on the last reps

That guy who wears the t-shirt of his prestigious college to let others know that while he may be skinnyfat and weak, at least he's not a total brainlet.

that might have been a few more than 10 words

>>42310127
The jacked sleeveless fitted hoodie wearer who's befriended with the receptionist girls in like 2 weeks since changing to this gym

>Why does he mouth the words to his music so much?

>He paces so much when resting

>>42310127
so seriously that old dude besides being a bit inflexible had near perfect squat spotting technique and should be noted

That guy that is too old to be at a college gym, always looks mad, and eye fucks all of the roasties.
Call me daddy bitch

>Fucking old autistic angrymode
manlet

Why the fuck does this chubby shit wear cargo shorts and America pants to lift?

the guy that hasn't made a single gain in 2 years

>>42310958
There's this dude that paces between sets in the gym and it's makes me uneasy as hell. It looks like he's about to come up and talk and then 180s. I understand it's important to be empathetic, especially at the gym, but it's frustrating seeing that in my peripheral while squatting.

Anyways, for me:
That guy who sometimes wears booty swimming shorts

>his shoulders are too hairy to wear a singlet

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>>42310970
>Not breaking parallel
>Near perfect

>>42311003
I notice people looking at me bc while pacing I'll eventually end up behind them

I'm not doing anything, I'm just always restless

>>42310861
lmao that's me.

That guy who sweats so much it looks like he ran through the rain

Here's some interesting folks I've seen at the gym

>Girl who wears white leggings with no underwear/thong, lets it ride into her snatch, faces the wall and does weird hip extensions while moaning and looking at every dude as she spreads her pussy *She is now dating a friend of mine)
>The girl who can outsquat me
>The dude who wears "Kill you neighborhood pedo" shirt and has a screamo rock band tattoo, also boxes alot
>The tatted faggot roid user with a Batman tattoo on his chest who sings the same Roy Jones and Future song out loud
>The convict who can murder everyone there
>The old dude who wears tiny swim trunks while fast walking on the treadmill
>The girl who's always looking at me but I'm a broke bum and can't take her out on a date so I just smile sometimes and leave

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>>42311074

You only happen to have grey lifting tops too?

The guy that gets his money's worth in blue-roll

The guy who wears a tank even though he's not big.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person at my gym who deadlifts.

>the bald dude that used to be fat

that curlbro that can barely do 50 lbs inner-thighs

>>42310958
That's literally me and I love it.

>why is he breathing so heavily

>That kid that was a linebacker and is stuck in body limbo

>>42310127
i cant even get on topic after that webm

was that old dude just some random guy who walked up and started spotting? just feels really weird

"Should I go spot that turbo manlet benching 315? Nah, hes got it."

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>>42310127
Why did that old man walk behind the nigger?
What the fuck, why would he do that?

That really awkward guy who lifts heavier than most people.

>>42310127
The weirdo in tights who brings his own belt to do weighted chin ups every day

>>42310127
The guy who hogs the cage for hours at a time
>tfw shitty 24 hour gym has 1 cage and 1 bench, and the only spare bar apart from those two is a 15kg ladies' bar

"Fuck, he takes long rests"

Yeah, you try lifting @8-9 for every set and tell me you don't rest a while.

"I don't think he has made any gains at all"

>>42311496
We're the same person I guess

He's here everyday for hours but never talks to anyone

>>42310127
That guy who squats every time and doesn't do curls.

>>42310127
That guy who lifts heavy but still looks like shit

>>42310127
super sweaty yet still sexy, he's huge but weak lifts

Fit but not big. has decent lifts for his size

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>that guy who keeps looking around the gym paranoidly like he's keeping tabs on every single person
>that guy who's here for 2.5 hours, 6 days a week, but never talks to anyone else
>that guy who talks to himself in the bathroom

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That guy with the constipating face during shrubs

>>42310127

That guy with compression pants who squats only two plats.

>>42312628
>>that guy who's here for 2.5 hours, 6 days a week, but never talks to anyone else


To be fair, how many fitizens talk to anyone in the gym ever?

>>42310273
You fucking retarded nigger just bench

You got this, anon.

That guy who comes in and does light arm work and then lat pulldowns and then pullups and then goes back to light arm work and is a skinny dyel

>>42310127
the guy who does power curls in the power squat rack

>>42310127
Probably
>the guy who had really long hair and then cut it
Or
>the guy who I can't tell if he's staring at me

5 years in same gym
> dat bish never smiles or talks to anyone
but most are used to it

He's reasonably fit, but kinda looks like a serial killer

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>>42311118
>but I'm a broke bum and can't take her out on a date so I just smile sometimes and leave
That's it I'm going to get my finances in order

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>>42310127
>that guy who does one-arm dumbbell bench with the 100lb dumbbells.
I can hit 6 on incline but fuck me it's a little scary.

That guy who looks 16 and won't make eye contact with or talk to anyone

>>42310127
The guy who sniffs the seat after a woman uses the stationary bike

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That fat fuck who benches 315lb but can't do a pushup

>>42311496

Same

They called me andromeda shun because i was always with chains for weighted pull ups and dips

probably thought i was gay too

>that one manlet who hasn't progressed at all for a year now besides being a beginner

>>42311451
spot

>>42310127
>the tall guy who takes up too much space squatting 70kg
There are no squat racks in our gym ;_;

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Manlet who comes to the gym at highly irregular times just to keep the muscle he's gained.

>>42310273
Then dumbells is the worst possible thing you could be doing. All you'll do is perpetuate the imbalance by letting one arm train with more intensity.

>>42311060
get out of the gym fgt

The 6'3 lanklet that puts on more muscle than anymore in the gym doing only compounds and some accessories that first gets wierd stares and then gets people coming asking for advice.

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>>42310127
Weak, depressed manlet who stares at the floor between sets, drinks too much water and always has headphones in.

The guy that goes swimming afterwards

Alternatively, the guy that either does a split, or comes in for 20 mins and does nothing but curls

>that guy who has slowly been making gains for like 1.5 years but still isn't big at all.

I don't think Im that notable compared to the dumb shit I see at the ymca.

That guy who obviously used to be fat because his nipples and leftover gyno always pokes through his shirt

The guy who conned his way into the university gym's chairmanship by doing SS and outlifting everyone with measly 270lbs squats, because everybody else is doing a brosplit.

>>42313977
that's not possible

guy who wears an All Blacks shirt in Australia

The weirdo that starts grinning after doing his heavy sets.

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>>42310273

Easy fix bro, just use more weight on the right side to slow it down and give them both same time under tension

>>42310127
>that guy who does squats, bench, deadlifts and then just LEAVES

That guy that's still a beginner after 2 years.

the strong quiet guy who comes in at different hours every day as to not become known to the regulars

That lanklet who hogs the squat rack then disappears for a month

"Haha look at that chubby........oh"

>>42313649
Feelin u

>the guy that ONLY does squats/work legs

Protip: I used to do SL5x5, and now I do a slightly modified version of it, with 3x5 squats and 1xF extra BP and OHP.

Yes I do squats. No, it's not the only workout I do. You just notice it because I squat every session, and you only seem to be looking whilst I'm squatting.

I've had Pajeets come up and ask me if I only work legs while they're doing their cable crosses or seated barbell curls.

>>42314782
You're a bit cheeky mate.

Anyone in the UK try wearing an All Blacks shirt during or after the Lions tour of NZ?

>>42310127
Skinnyfat motherfucker... But I would like to have his traps and shoulders...

hairybskinnyfat dude that checks himself out too much in the mirror
has ok arms tho

>>42314803
This, for some reason my tired face is also my happy face

>>42311223
That's me!

>>42310127
That guy with the Deus Vult shirt looks athletic but is not muscular.

>that guy who is always doing the same weight because he refuses to eat more to get stronger and ends up having to deload over and over again and make barely any progress.

>>42310127
he's been doing the same weight for 3 months now

That guy that his mom came in to the gym one day and told him he's lifting heavy weight while he was only doing OHP with 15 Ibs dumbbell on each side

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>>42310127
>BASKETBALL SHORTS WEARIN'
>WEIGHT RERACKIN'
>LEGS NEVER EXERCISIN'

That tall, kinda fat new guy who probably played rugby or something a few years back with long hair. Uses notepad and pen for recording autism, and sometimes wears bitch mittens when lifting.

>>42310127
>He's cute
>too bad I'm too autistic to ask him out.

That fucking manlet who talks too much with his friends.

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>>42310127
That bald grumpy looking white guy powerlifting in the corner with other bald grumpy white guys

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>"Looks like Thor in middle school, strong overhead press, though."

>That guy who beings microplates
They are industrial washer actually but they we cheaper that actual microplates

>>42310127
don't understand what i do but want my gains

That tall skinny DYEL with a jewfro who benches more than he squats

I think that is anon but I'm not sure that is anon.

Was gone from small hometown for 4 years for uni. Came home and legitimately look like a different person. Always have this odd sense that people sort of know who I am but they aren't sure. Don't use my name or what not kinda weird shit

>>42310127
That guy that spends too much time wiping down every bench he touches.

>>42310127

>shit that fat manlet is fucking strong

>>42310127
That guy who's legs are big and is repping 365 squat and 405 deads but has lolnochest and can barely rep lmao2pl8.

>>42310958
Fucking same here bro. Also using my pinkie and thumb to mimic drums while mouthing the words.

>that guy who only talks to the South African gym owner and none of the other staff or members

>>42310127
>that ottermode faggot checking out other guys

>that guy who got caught trying to rub one off mid set

>>42311003
Post pics, no homo

>>42310127
the beginner with mediocre form whose back is surprisingly strong

That's if they pay attention to what I'm actually doing. I'm also naturally large-built, so I feel guilty like I'm taking away the advantage the manlets have.

I keep forgetting that I want to box and that's why I work out...

>>42312628
>that guy who keeps looking around the gym paranoidly like he's keeping tabs on every single person
How do I stop doing this, help

>>42310127
>the only guy here who still /owg/ and skwots 5.5pl8z

Skinny guy who found out about Stronglifts on the internet

The fat guy who lifts hard as fuck

rattle rattle eat more cattle

>>42310127
>the dude who's aesthetic and big as fuck but for whatever reason decides to hide his powerlevel with oversized hoodies and baggy sweatpants everytime he works out

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>>42310127
that guy that squats and presses a shit ton of weight, apparently
>delivery driver on the weekends
>go to this one guy's house
>after giving him his food he asks me if I go to "the gym where you can only do squats fueled by repressed anger"
>and then he tells me that he recognizes me as that guy that squats 400 pounds and presses 200 pounds
>I didn't recognize him at all, I know most of the regulars cause I've been going to that gym for about 4 years now
>didn't recognize him at all desu famalam, I've been going to that gym for about 4 years now so I know most of the regulars
tfw your actual 1 rep max on squats is 395 and OHP one rep max is 185
mfw I barely missed 405 last week

That guy who's like a natty Zyzz but slightly more autistic

>>42310970
Considering the black dude backed out of the safeties and would've been royally FUCKED if he somehow failed to get out of the hole...I don't think the creepy old man had any bad intentions

>>42310127
That old, bald guy who works out really hard, looks better than before, but still looks like shit.

>>42323406
Which one? There are probably 10-15 of those dudes at every moderately-sized gym

I'm known as "big dick foreigner"

>>42311451
he was spotting him since he walked away from the safeties

>>42310273
if i catch you in my gym im beating your ass to teach you a lesson

Is that guy really gonna lift that? What how?

is that guy honestly wearing basketball shorts

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>>42311159
same here. I used to go to my college's gym. No one deadlifts. I have only ever seen 1 guy squat, who said he is doing SS.
Everyone else I saw just did stupid excersises, someone was doing the pic related towel exercise.
Now I go to another one, that doesn't even have a squat rack. But atleast has free weights.
I first went to another one in my town that has barely any free weights and one bench. The rest are fucking shitty machines.

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That guy with perfectly executed form on all his lifts

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That weird guy that just lifts and is quiet the whole time except for when people come up to him and then he gives 5 word maximum answers. Will also bop his head a bit to his music.

>>42310872
Did some today. Tore off two calluses but the joocy traps will be worth it

>>42311035
He said near perfect spotting not near perfect squat form

Squat rack Baron
I've only seen 1 other dude use it so I usually do my military press and deadlifts there too, that's 3/5 of my SL routine

My lifts are shit and they've tried to bully me trying to take my weights right in front of me or moving the fan but I told them to fuck off

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Big strong dude that smiles when he lifts, he cute.

>>42310154
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>>42317873
STOP ;_;

That guy who sweats too fucking much

That guy that shouldn't be wearing a tank top at 18% bf

That guy who brings in his gf which is way over his league

>>42311118
Befriend her if you think you cant afford her. I befriend girls i see no potential with, its great because sometimes i meet their qte friends. Also sometimes if they kinda crush on me i get free food.

Dont focus on being a provider, fix finances for YOU. Not for women.

Also its good practice talking to women with female friends. You can practice jokes, flirting etc.

That guy who inexplicably works out in jeans

>>42327509
Its funny when guys do that. Majority of guys will check his gf out with her tights n ass hanging for us to see.

I get really pumped so sometimes i look at the girls with bfs to get my test flowing. My look is of hunger and rage, i doubt their bf appreciate it lol.

>>42310127
>implying I lift when there's anybody around

>that woman who does dance routines in front of dumbells
>that guy who wears sunglasses in the gym

That guy who is posting on /fit/ in between sets.

>>42327617
>smelly creeper glaring at people from the squat rack

That slow skelly with shaking knees and elbows

The guy who's constantly making jokes about fucking his workout bro in the ass and got him to 80kg deadlift up from 40kg within like 4 weeks by starting him on rows

>>42310958
I headbang and play air guitar between sets. If I hit a pr, I jump around like a retard. Am I autistic?

>>42314868
Those guys have started to come to my gym. They are all really skinny or really fat. All have terrible form aswell

Jesus fuck, that guy sweats a lot.
He squats a lot, but he's really not that strong.

>>42310127

>The guy who never taks to anyone, comes in alone and shadow boxes his reflection while going "tst tst tst" in between his impressive squat sesh

>>42310127
why does that guy squat everytime?

The guy in the king crimson shirt

>>42310127
guy with acne who thinks he's bigger than he is

>>42332843
fuck

the short gay twink with a massive chest

>>42310127
That guy who grunts loud as fuck while sweating profusely and violently slams the weights rowing

the boxing fanatic who looks like a hipster jason statham