Will the manlets finally learn tomorrow?

>>42309307
there is no way jones loses this but the best timeline is DC heeming jones in the first. the asshurt that would cause would be enormous

>>42309402
>OSP Jones
>beating Daniel "Retired Rumble" Cormier

>>42309307
Jones will beat him and fight Brock for the big money match.

Jones will win, but I am 100% rooting for DC.

>>42309307
I think it is 50/50. It can go either way with a single punch or a takedown. Then again, I don't know how DC is going to try and stand with JBJ.

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>watching niggers on TV
>watching MMGay

>>42309307
i cant wait for this. All of the fights are so damn spicy!

>>42309584
>MMGay
>posts a dead faggot with anime hair and eye liner

>>42309584
Are you one of those lifters on /fit/ who is insecure that someone who doesn't lift as much as you can still beat you up?

I'm more excited about Demian Maia choking the life out of Woodley.

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>>42309652
Joking?

The card is stacked on this one.
I am nearly as much excited to see Lawler vs Cerone.

>>42309728
and no one pulled out. Everyone made weight. Its on!

>>42309753
Jesus. Just look at that card.
http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-214?id=

>>42309665
No. I'm just a fan of Maia. I'm a bit of a BJJ nerd, and his whole storyline is great. If he can play his game, get Woodley to the ground, and just backpack him like he always does, I'm pretty sure he can win. If Woodley can defend against the takedowns and stay at striking range, it's going to be pretty bad.

>>42309753
dont jinx it faggot

>>42309307

manlets always win on real fighting

lankies only win on hollywood

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>>42309787
True

>>42309787
Here's your (you). You're fucking wrong and you know it.

>>42309800
Meh, he barely won on points. Diaz made him tap out like a bitch in the previous fight.

Cormier is gonna make Jones look like a fool, again.

>>42309307
DC will win by decision, Jones has been looking nervous since USADA kicked in

>>42309307
49-1

DC has virtually no path to victory. DC's strengths = wrestling and clinch fighting. Johnny bones is better in the clinch and outwrestled DC last time. Then you consider Jones' range and height ... easy UD for Jones. I'm more hype for woodley/maia

>>42309800
>cherry picked clips of Connor hitting shots in a close match

Jesus Christ.

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>>42309307
>mfw retards think post USADA jones isn't getting completely embarrassed by the UFC LHW champion DC

4chan is an 18+ website btw.

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>>42309888
>4chan is an 18+ website btw.

>>42309772

theres litearlly zero chance of maia submitting woodley

>>42309822
>>42309875

lmao @ conor haters

>HURR DURR HES ONLY 21-3 AND A CHAMP OF TWO DIVISIONS HE SUCKS

just lmao

>>42309907
Why do you say so?

bork laser is gonna heem whoever wins this

>>42309787
Most male actors are manlets.

>>42309910
Yeah I think conor gets treated pretty unfairly. People forget how much work he put in at 145, literally cleaned the division out in less than two years including a win over the current champ.

Got to admit the stars really aligned for that 155 title fight though. Having that big of a physical and stylistic advantage against the champ of the time was pretty lucky. If tony or Khabib had the belt it could have been rough.

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>>42309822
I wouldn't say he barely won since not a single judge said Nate won. 2 were for Conor and 1 was for a draw.

>>42309875
I mean, if you can find highlights of Nate destroying Conor in the rematch I'd be more than happy to watch them. Look at Nate's face and look at Conor's

Also, not taking away Nate's victory over Conor but he lost the first round in their first fight. Fortunately for him, Conor was gassed like shit and unprepared. Yes I know Diaz was also unprepared too, but as you can see when both of them had prep time Conor won.

>>42309910
Did I even say that Connor was a bad fighter? I was talking about how shitty your clips was at portraying the actual fight you fucking ingrate.

>>42309806
Stefan Struve vs Mark Hunt
Stefan Struve vs Roy Nelson

>>42310003

My clip? No

>>42309509
I don't know much about how MMA works, but how would Bork and Jones even fight? Aren't they different weight classes?

>>42310006
>who is jon jones
>who is anderson silva

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>>42310003
>i-it was close
>h-he kept running away

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>>42310033
>Who is Jon Jones
Roiding cheat
>Who is Anderson Silva
Roiding cheat overdue for retirement

>>42310033

two losers

>>42309992
how do you feel about conor and mayweather? I recently watched mayweathers fights and he is a very good counter puncher as well. Its like what conor does but a bit more.
I have to favor floyd but he is old. So i give conor slight chance of ko

>>42310078
Not him but the chances of him KOing Floyd as basically zero.

>>42310065
When did Jones do steroids? His thing was cocaine and running women over. He's always been completely clean inside the ring.

Silva was the greatest fighter in the world. I'm not going to deny that he's overdue for retirement, but during his prime, he was completely clean. His steroid use was most likely done to recover from his broken leg.

>>42310131
I guess I should have asked everyone.
I wouldn't say 0% chance of KO but I will say he has very little chance of winning.

>>42310150
Dont get me wrong, I'd laugh for days if it happened. But Floyd is very good at not getting hit. The internet will be fun as fuck regardless.

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>>42310078
Hard to say since we haven't seen Floyd in action, but I'm still rooting for Conor. Mostly because if I'm right I'll look cool and if I'm wrong I'll just look like a blind fan.

Anyway, on paper it looks like Conor will do well because of the physical advantage and he is a monster at 155. On the other hand Floyd is definitely faster and great defensively, but not someone who really has KO power. Paulie G also said Conor is no dummy when it came to boxing so that brings my hopes up.

The 10 oz. gloves make me wonder if Conor's KO power will still be as strong, but MMA fighters spar with 16 oz.

It will be tough but I think Connor should do fine. I don't think gassing will be much of an issue because boxing rounds are much shorter despite there being more of them and he doesn't have to worry about grappling, kicks , elbows, Etc. All I'm worried about is him being able to handle Floyd's speed. But at the same time Floyd rarely fights southpaws, bigger men, or men with longer reach. Conor is all three of those.

>>42310131
I don't know, Floyd has been stunned multiple times throughout his career. He is good defensively but I don't get how they say he's untouchable

>>42310132
i find it funny DC keeps saying how Jones is a crack addict. That means he got beat by a crack addict. An Olympian. Beat by a druggy.

>>42310169
For sure. I never seen Floyd's fights up until recently so I was just going off Conor's confidence. His predictions are mostly correct.
But after watching Floyd's fights, I have to go with Floyd now.

>>42310051
>>42309992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLj_Tn87WKY&ab_channel=FightHighlights

This is just a random highlight I found. It's not just of Nate, but you can clearly see Connor taking damage. Like I said, I never denied that Connor was a great fighter or that Connor even lost that fight, but the clip I was responding to definitely did not do the fight justice.

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Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>42310174
>multiple times
maybe 4 times in 49 fights. People like to meme about him running away but he's perfected the slightest head and upper body movements to avoid punches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYeSXpC244

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>>42310208
Floyd's fights smarter, not harder. That is for sure, can't say I think he is as fast as he used to be BUT seeing the vid of him training I'd still say he has some speed. But I do believe if Conor clips him it is going to be bad news for him.

>>42310234
I think Connor will put in a good showing. I doubt he'll get KOed either so he'll find some way to brag about it for the end of time even if he loses.

>>42310206
Thats basically almost everyones prediction. lol. Mine as well. But there have been nights where most underdogs have won and surprised me

heem

HEEM

>>42310206
>>42310279

Why do you put Woodley over Maia?

>>42310290
No Coral Springs to ruin this thread am I right?

>>42310305
Woodley just looks stronger to me. I believe his wrestling skills will come in handy when it comes to evading Maia's jiujitsu skills.

>>42310290
why is there always a couple of guys posting scat pictures up in /heem/ general? its like they think people will acknowledge their posts and reply

>>42310305
I believe that he will stuff most of Maia's takedown due to his wrestling, great tdd, and sheer strength, I also believe that Maia will get ktfo if he won't take him down somehow

>>42310334
Maia is deceptively strong, he used to be a middleweight. It's also one of the main thing fighters always say about him, how physically strong he feels on the ground.

Woodley also likes to fight against the cage which is where Maia thrives. Could definitely see a wrestlefuck borefest where Maia takes the decision.

>>42310370
takedowns* I also think that he won't pull back as he did with Wonderboy, and be much more aggressive this time

>>42310385
Its also because the only fight I saw was Maia against Masvidal. So its a biased pick for me.

>>42309875
The boxing was one sided mate. Diaz got bloodied up and Mcgregor left with a few bruises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHo0MG7Ne3A

Fedor, the king of manlets.

>>42310429
how's he a manlet? he's 6'2"

>>42310429
i cant believe fedor is still fighting. After losing to mittrione, I thought he should have retired.

>>42309800
Something people should pay attention about in Connors fights. It's what good street brawlers do.

When someone swings, so do you. It's not a secret, it's not some hidden master skill, it's just something largely ignored by both trained and untrained fighters.

If you are going to get hit, hit back, hit fast and hit hard.

He never just takes a hit.

>>42310438
he is 5'11.

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>>42310429

Obviously his brother is using dark magic to help him

>>42310486
Didn't his brother kill someone?

>>42310499

he raped his house cleaner

>>42310429
Dude I miss Pride. And Fedor's fights were fucking legendary.

Some of the greatest of all time count this dude as the Champ of fight sports.

Also on a side note, I fought a guy from Strike force once. He beat the shit out of me.

>>42309501
Rumble was retired before he stepped in the ring.

One of the most emblematic cases of how powerful mindset can be. Despite trying to take down the olympic wrestler 5 times in the first and expending all of his 1 round of energy, Rumble managed to break DC's nose with a head kick. 1 or 2 good bops from a lesser puncher would have ended that fight. Rumble was a jab away from getting a stoppage.

But no, he went back in there, did no work to escape on the cage, got flustered, tried 5 more takedowns, DC got his back, and he gave up and exposed his neck for the RNC.

Rumble fought like a) a retard and b) a bitch because he was done fighting.

>>42310523
I miss him and cro cop, both legends.

>>42310514
holy shit, wth. Does he have a wife?

>>42310567
based brandon knocked that amateur out

>>42310611
I'm talking about pride, when he was young.

>>42310640
brandon exposed him

>>42310648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnlcayDz9E
hur.

>>42310660
both bums

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I remember watching MMA fights as a teenager back in 2007.

I miss PRIDE and strikeforce.

the old dogs of PRIDE couldn't adapt to the octagon - it was just too tiny. crocop didn't like being confined like that. neither did fedor.

the 00s were way more interesting. you had many equally "popular" federations, not just the UFC. and different styles, as well. everyone in the top 10 is basically well rounded. back then you had weirdos doing weird shit.

>>42309929

but their characters are not

again this show manlet supremacy in real life over hollywood

>>42310482
I just googled it. He's 6 feet even.

>>42309519
me too.

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>This is the what being a lanklet gets you

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>Being a manlet gets you a thicc beauty

>UFC literally has NO draw at all
>thinking the UFC will let Jones lose or even LOOK like he lost

Guarantee you it'll be an early stoppage or some other bullshit where the refs give the fight to Jon "coke fiend," Jones . I wonder if his brothers see him as a fuck up

>>42310028
They're only one weight class apart, but Jones will have to put on some weight. But Cormier will win easily.

>>42312967
What does draw mean to you? I want to watch skilled fighting. If the storyline is good, that's a plus. Why do you watch?

>>42312962

>Beauty

Hmmmmm

>>42309800
The more you watch this the more you realize he's falling on purpose to get Conor to rush him and Diaz having the ability to tap him again which is what he wanted

>getting slapped somehow falls on his ass
>barely touched and falls
>now bloody taking harder hits and barely even moving

>>42310028
Fighters usually don't really weight how much they fight at. They dehydrate the fuck out of their bodies to make weight the day before and fuel up and come in heavier for the fight.

So any light heavyweight could be a heavy weight, but it will probably be hard for them to compete with the top 10.

>>42312988
I'm using the word draw to get more eyes on the product. No one even KNOWS this shit is going on because of the Mayweather/Conor and now Kyrie Irving NBA shit. I was looking forward to this card since before the Fedor fight and even I didn't realize it was tomorrow till this thread

>>42312998
Sup Nate

>>42313029
Everyone is on steroids. You're on steroids.

>>42312962
Just look at Demetrious Johnson's wife.

>>42313026
Sad but true. The UFC needs its next big star. It sucks too because there are so many great storylines that they can sell. Idk if you watch the Bantamweight division, but the current story that's being set up is the "Three Kings" storyline between Cruz, Dillashaw, and Gabrandt. That is, if Gabrandt can actually get over his back injury.

>>42313026
Well, I don't know who Kyrie Irving is so does that mean NBA doesn't have a draw? Or does it mean some individuals don't follow certain sports?

>>42313089
Nobody cares about that pussy weight division

>>42313116
Not him, but sports like boxing and MMA need good characters to draw crowds. These sports are kind of like Professional Wrestling, in that the character or story are sometimes more important that pure skill. Chael Sonnen's always been one of the biggest draws, even though he's not the greatest fighter.

>>42313137
But each UFC has over $2million in ticket sales... Im pretty sure thats a crowd

>>42310176
cocaine is a ped

>>42313122
It's actually better than the heavier weights because the fighters can actually take a punch, but it's not so light that the punches don't look like they do damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ej-7ZKLAfo&ab_channel=MarianneH.Greiner

Look at the highlights from the Cruz vs Dillashaw fight. See if you change your mind. In my opinion, Bantamweight is the most exciting division right now.

>>42313165
apparently, weed is too. Is there really any proof of these two statements being true? Cause I don't think i will automatically break PR's if i go workout high

>>42313202
dont think weed is, but pretty of professional athletes especially in team sports, used to use cocaine, just google it

>>42313251
pretty=plenty

>>42313154
But look at the pay per view. Back when GSP or Connor were fighting, they were through the roof.

>>42313251
I mean actual scientific literature proving both weed and cocaine significantly changes physiology in relation to increasing some kind of physical attribute that benefits sport of interest. Sorry if that sentence was dumb.

>>42313279
I was just stating that they do have crowds and aren't dying.

>>42313122
>pussy weight
I beat children better than you in Afghanistan. You come and hunt me faggot, I promise to use every part of your corpse when I'm done strangling you to death. You know they used to say the Injuns used every part of the Bison--that's a lie. The Indians herded hundreds of Buffalo off of fucking cliffs, then took the parts they wanted and left the rest to rot. I'm better than them. I will actually make insoles for my boots out of your flesh and step on you every day for the rest of my life. Guaranteed.

>>42310132
Jones was busted for a PCT drug and got away with calling it a tainted dick pill he got from a gas station. Was suspended for like a year.
You can believe what you want from that info.
But I believe he was on a fucking PCT after cycling some anabolics. Most likely test.

>>42310028
Jones is 6'3. He can easily bulk up another few pounds to heavyweight.

>>42309888
This desu. Jones will have 0 gas tank without his dick pills.

>>42310611
>based
>Brandon

Choose one.

>>42310028
Fighters on weigh in at their weight class weight the day before the fight. They cut weight the weeks leading up to the fight and dehydrate themselves to lose the last few pounds the day before/of weigh ins. After that they rehydrate, eat and gain some of the weight back. For example, when Jones is not getting ready for a fight, hes walking around at probably 220-230 lbs (heavyweight for mma). After weighing in at 205 the day before the fight and then rehydrating and eating, he'll step into the cage the next day at like 215 or so, depends

>>42314795
What is the purpose behind this? Its fucking retarded. They should weigh them self right before the fight. That way there is no bullshitting.

Is this so the athletes can esier change their weight and jump around the classes so its easier to set up the fights people want to see?

Or is it the weigh in that draws views and money?

Yeah i am casual, enlighten me

>>42309910
>21-3

laughing_fedor.jpg

>>42315750
They do that because being heavier in the ring is useful. If you're asking why the UFC doesn't weigh them before the match, Idk. Maybe because they don't want guys failing a weigh-in right before the fight and spoiling the PPV.

>>42315762
Dude, Fedor is 36-5.

>>42315781
And for the majority of his career his record was much better

McMeme lost to diaz twice btw

>>42315778
How about they fight at the actual weight that they say they are gonna fight in? Cutting down and weighing in and then trying to get as heavy as possible for the fight is bullshit. The cut also makes them weaker and is just shitty from a performance perspective.
How about they fight at 220-230 instead of 205? Fighting at the weight they are actually at? That way they wont be failing to make weight. That is just how i see it.

>>42309307
>not posting the real fight aka Cyborg vs Evinger

>>42316859
>women's mma

Wow.

>>42315798
But then you'll just have guys cutting from 250 to 230 and ballooning back to 240-250 before the fight.

>>42315790
Explain how Conor lost in the rematch

>>42316859
You mean Cyborg vs dead meat?