Femanon Fitness General, /fem-fg/

women are stupid and I don't respect them.

That's right, I just have sex with them

>>42303991
You smell you dumb cunt

Femanons, how do I get my gf to lift?

>>42304137
that was a bit too much

>>42304096
..and when I say 'women are stupid', I really mean 'I don't have a fucking clue about them', and when I say 'I don't respect them', I really mean 'They confuse me and make me feel dumb'.

When I say 'I just have sex with them', I mean 'I'm on PornHub 4-5 times a day and are keeping the Vaseline and Kleenex industry in business'.

>>42304165
Posting a bunch of fit girl photos on your walls.

Quality bread

>>42304165
LOL I'm a dude and I can answer that question for you, bub: YOU DON'T. If she wants to, she wants to, if she doesn't, then she won't.
>You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink

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>>42304198
>getting this triggered by a reference to a funny song

>>42304198
or I tried to be funny by quoting jon lajoe

>>42304218
>>42304221
>2017
>Pretending you're funny

>>42304232
watch the video and try not to laugh

>>42304198
>99% of /fit/ in a nutshell

>>42303991
What the fuck kind of opening text is that? Who would read that?

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>>42304210
This, actually, but it can go both ways
>lift semi-serious last year
>meet current bf and slow down for a few months
>see gains slip a bit and decide to get serious again
>"hey, why don't I join your gym and go with you?"
yeah, that might work and doesn't seem like a terrible idea in the slightest...
>"why do you always go to the free weights?"
>"you barely get on a treadmill lol"
>"are you a meathead lol"
>"you want to go to the gym again? we just went the other day!"
>mfw I may be with a gains goblin, but too autistic to leave him or confront him for gains stealing

>>42304218
Women are just mouthy in general

>>42304341
Sucks. I just wish I had a qt lifting gf

>>42304341
Proud of you :3

Male (male) here, giving you a free bump.

>>42304198
>MUH VAGINA women humor

>>42303991

i hate cutting. its the worst, all i want to do is eat everything. who else here cutting? at 147 lbs, 5'6" rn and cutting down to 123

>>42305637
Lifting? Cardio?

Protein?

>>42305649

lifting 3x a week, cardio 4x a week, and i get 120 g protein a day

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How often do you guys drink alcohol? Liquor makes you do dumb shit but beer gives you a belly.

>>42305666
That's too much protein for you babe. Your turning that shit into glucose. Use a calculator to determine your proper protein intake. You need to find out your body fat to lean muscle ratio first.

>>42305692
Wrong. Beer give you a belly of your consume large quantities of it because your holding 4-8 cans of beer in side you in a span of 3 hours (I'm talking about people who drink/over drink to get fucked)

If you want to get fuxked up you are gonna have to start learning to drink on the rocks. If you can't do that just it that crap out entirely. If you need to be intoxicated just smoke some weed, at least it won't inhibit your body

>>42304316
some guy took the time and made a short simple one last thread that I thought they would be smart enough to use, but guess not.

>>42305637
ayeee we're the same starting weight but I'm cutting to 130 because lower than that and I lose all tits and ass. good luck friend

>>42304198
show me your genitals bitch

>>42304198

>woman humor

>>42303991
That pic looks painfully dry. Unless there's implants , those toys are - A cup. Anything below 17- 20%bf starts to mess with hormones and your reproductive system. Even too athletes don't stay so trim and dry for too long

mfw no femanon posted teddies yet

>>42304096
Show me your genitals
Your genitals
Show me your genitals
>Your genitals!

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To the /fit/ femanons, where else do you go for hobbies and shit? Trying to figure out where else I can get a qt fit gf.

Only thing I can think of is maybe hiking and rock climbing groups.

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srs question:

Do fit girls (irl or on the internet) inspire to lift or do they make you uncomfortable/jealous?

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>>42308668

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>>42308685

>>42304341
That guy sounds like a dipshit

>But we just lifted the other day!

Why are so many men babies nowadays

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>>42308668
>>42308685
>>42308696
desu senpai I'm one of these girls that relate/assimilate themselves to the person I compete with/find superior than me in a certain aspect, rather than hate. Much more productive experience if you ask me, it does require some empathy and self detachment though.

>>42305708
Not her, but what? I don't think you can get too much protein

>>42308668
If internet pic i feel neutral or inspired depending on how close she is to my goal body (ex:pretty neutral to skelly fit girls)
irl i wouldnt know

>>42308668
Both? Also makes me kinda depressed because I know I'm not the genetic goddess most the girls posted here are, and that my success at becoming fit isn't guaranteed. I'm not as driven or hard-working as even the average person. I can change that with anti-depressants, but I can't really afford them and they make me fat.

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>>42308710
seconded. I'm actually my bf's gains fairy at the moment, and he's done some pretty good supporting on his end too. I think you need a good work ethic base in anyone you're going to frequent, then it's easy to set personal and interpersonal goals like lifting together.
My bf had initial concerns about me bulking (he thought I'd be another GOMAD+SS victim or worse turn into a braphog), but then I showed him the details, worked every step from nutrition to exercise with him, and he was convinced.
Also showed him couple ideal goals pictures to let him know I wasn't go full roidgut crossfit golem on him.

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>>42308668

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To the girl to whom I gave advice on how to take in the ass.
Did you do it? How was it?

why do girls go on 4chan?

>>42308788
Same reason guys do?

At least that dumbass trap isn't posting here. He needs to be banned

>>42308798
girls cant be lonely when a cow can get like 200 matches in a few days on tinder
the only lonely girls are the ones who lack personality so hard they rather claim to be depressed just to feel special.

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>>42308755
eh, don't fall for the pharma jew meme anonette. Been there done that, wasted two years of my life, and packed on a bit of weight.
As per genetics, you gotta play the hands you're dealt with. Get a read on frame theory, work with building up your assets, cutting your losses physique wise.

>>42308822
It's because we love attention and we want to see you get all autistic, and it's hilarious

>>42304198
>imwithher

>>42308822
Dude, what the fuck are you getting at? it's not just loneliness that drives people to 4chan.

Plus, women can be autistic, too. I bet if you got 200 tinder matches you'd manage to fuck it up.

>>42308840
LONDON

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>>42304198
It's a line from Show Me Your Genitals

I'll admit as a woman it's extremely easy to remain skinnyfat by caloric restriction, but I can't make gains because I have no core/arm strength to speak of. 5'0 125lbs pls help

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>>42307885
I'm a shut-in NEET at the moment (I graduated last semester with a master's degree but am taking couple months of holidays while planning a big move abroad to live with bf).
Long story short, my case is special, I was a pretty active girl with a bit of a too ((high energy)) spirit and a bit impulsive, got forced into the psychiatric meme and developed anxiety/panic attacks because of sedative meds side effects. Been off them almost 2 months, and haven't much left the house, except for groceries (home gym). I'm working on it. So right now I don't go anywhere per se.
Back when I was "normie", I would go to live concert bars, sports bars, theaters, the park, hiking, playing street football... Tha kind of stuff.

>>42308886
this board was literally made for cartoon watching social outcast and still has a 90% male traffic

>>42308840
your clit is bigger than an average dick so its hard to take you seriously im sorry

>>42308897
This is why female lifting thread usually get derailed by sass. Someone would say some shit to bug em and bitches get mouthy and wouldn't shut up about it. It's a women thing to nag, but come on grills.. know that 4chan isn't a safe space. If you wanted to hear nice things then go to Reddit

>>42308822
I don't think that's the unifying trait of male 4chan users.

I (F) come here because I like the looser atmosphere, the ability to find lots of other people to discuss various topics with without the lameness that plagues most forums, that my posts are judged by quality and not the online personality I've cultivated, that I don't HAVE to have an Internet persona, the refreshingly different culture, and some of the memes are funny too. I kind of like that people can be hard on me, even over really little things, because it forces me to recognize my flaws and work on them. That only works if you can discern bullying from genuine criticism.

I'm also lonely, jaded, and weird, but I don't think that's the primary reason why I come here.

Lastly, you're right that it's not hard to get laid as a chick, but you misunderstand what most women want. We generally want long-term relationships, not casual sex, and those are hard to come by. And sexless is objectively not the peak of suffering lmao

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>>42308969
hey can you help me with the fact that I'm a dwarf

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>>42308969
resuming your post, basically :
>Threadly reminder, ladies

>>42308897
>Pics

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>>42308897
work your way up in strenght anonette. Make sure you eat at a good surplus so that you have both the energy to spare for exercise, and to accumulate for muscle growth. What are you doing currently nutritionally? What is your exercise routine like? Give as much details as you can, it'll help us figure something out.

Older femanon here (29). I have a history of anorexia starting in early middle school and ending in mid college. Brief relapse one year after college. I also was diagnosed with Celiac's two years after college. I was an endurance athlete throughout (track/XC). I'm coming up on 30 and in a few weeks I'm getting my IUD out so my husband and I can start having babies. I never wanted kids, always wanted to adopt, but he wanted kids so I said I would. Now that it's getting to be that time, I am suddenly not myself. I want my husband to get me pregnant. Bad. I want him to get me pregnant bent over the couch. Laid out on the dining room table. In all the raunchy positions that usually hurt me and I suddenly want him to take me every way under the sun. My libido has always been low from the running (and especially when I was anorexic) but lately I just can't get sex off of my mind, specifically with him. The sex has always been really good once we start; he's the best I've ever had. I just never used to initiate. I have never wanted to have my own babies and I suddenly want this IUD out ASAP. My weight hasn't changed, I'm a constant 102-105 at 5'5. I used to be a barely-A cup and am suddenly a full B, and my hips seem wider. My pooch is suddenly gone and my tummy is leaner than usual.

I'm not complaining, but am VERY confused. Two home pregnancy tests and a visit to the doctor confirmed I'm not already pregnant. I have read that some women, especially those with history of anorexia, experience a small second puberty in late 20s. Is that it? Or is it just my biological clock? I'm terrified and ecstatic all at once :x

>>42308977
>I don't think that's the unifying trait of male 4chan users.

i have been here for years. 4chan as a whole is 95% mental illness and 5% attention whores stopping by. and even that is mainly on /soc/ or /b/
not everyone is schizophrenic or has bpd but the vast majority has serious mental problems. just look at this board

>We generally want long-term relationships
i have enough very attractive friends to know its utter bullshit and either way, the girl way of finding a serious partner is to fuck as many as she can until someone clicks

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>>42309041
I'm basically starving because my metabolism is naturally low, I have a thyroid problem ngl, maintenance is 1200kcal

In terms of food I eat a lot of turkey and chicken (I pour mustard all over that shit for flavor) and frozen vegetables, also a lot of flavored water

I don't exercise because I wouldn't have the energy for it, but if I did I wouldn't know how to lift. I just run

I'm not posting my body but hey here's my foot

>>42303991
girl here, i have explosive pms that i use as a test booster for about a week every month. that mixed with nofap, i dont even need roids. i go to the gym and all the muscle head guys are afraid of me because if they stare too long i squeeze their balls until they pass out when they are lifting. i also am a dedicated lesbian that forces other women into scissoring with me until they cry from painful violent orgasms.

>>42308989
Get one of those surgeries that drills holes in your leg bones and makes you grow, or find a girl who don't mind you being a manlet.
>>42309078
This isn't really about fitness is it? go get your hormone balance checked at the Doc

>>42308977

I dislike /plg/ because of this. It's full of trip fags seeking validation on 4chan.

How much lower can you get?

I like 4chan because I can shit post and the assumption that I'm male just like everyone else means I don't get faggot beta orbiters that want to interact with me because of let epic maymays.

>>42309106
Are you blonde or do you wax? I also have visible dark hair under my skin when I shave.

Other than that, we're twins.

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>>42309078
Shit femanon, are you me? The "kids" talk has been a pretty difficult topic with my partner too.
Was deathly afraid of having a child naturally, and really wanted to adopt, but he was very insistant about it (his arguments were about continuing our bloodline, passing our genes).
Eventually I gave in and accepted, he was being very reassuring about my fear of pregnancy, and generally being a mother (my own mom fucked it up badly, too long to explain).
Anyway, I've gradually been more and more excited about the thought of me falling pregnant, and it's been a recurring theme in our dirty talks about him "impregnating" me, "putting a baby inside of me". You get the drift. So I relate a lot with your newly found desire to have children.
We can't right now because we're seperated by distance, but we made a long term plan to have our first child within next two years.

About the body changes, I'm not sure where to find a source, but I've read in medical journals that women can have a "placebo" pregnancy when trying to procreate, as in develop physical symptoms of pregnancy when convinced they are expecting. It's not uncommon at all actually, from what I know of it. Don't be afraid of this, this is just your body "preparing" for it, running a few tests before the actual try, and the only fear you could reasonably have is based on fact some women go psychotic if they don't have children actually (I'm talking girls who imagine their pregnancy, no sexual intercourse at all, not women like you who are trying to procreate).
Good luck, anonette.

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>>42309106
can you explain in a bit more details what your thyroid problem is, exactly? How would it be affected if you ate in a 200 caloric surplus for a couple months, just to boost up your strenght levels and get you acquainted with exercise on an expenditure level?

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>>42308780
Is this your fap searches or are you trying to inspire yourself?

>>42309225
how much of this ass is glutes and how much is fat? I have naturally low fat storage in that area, and want to know if I can achieve something of the sort.

>>42309106
My client with thyroid issue eats 2200 cal to maintain her mass. Just because you have that issue don't mean that you can't eat. You just have to hit the gym hard like everyone else. Cardio 4 times a week, 30~45mins of jog, stair masters, bike etc.., weight lifting and actually eating food. What do you think makes gains? keeps gains and keeps you metabolized? ....that's right, FOOD. If you only ate 1200cal, you're just wasting time, making no lean mass, and you're gonna store fat easily. Stop being a lazy turd and go get your ass in the gym. You have more of a reason to be working out than anyone else. Or else you'll be stuck eating your fuck all calories for the rest of your life and be hungry

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>>42309251
Seconding this, though I'm waiting for more deets on the thyroid problem to figure out how to get you started. Eventually everything Cheekie just said, you'll have to implement if you really want to improve your condition, and not be stuck in this dead end of caloric restriction and no strenght. It's not a life worth living trust me.
You're going to eat more, just get over the fear of getting big/bulky/too fat, because if you do it right you'll achieve none of that.
I'd take being a strongfat powerlifter over a sickly skinnyfat anyday. And there's several layers from one point to another, and your progress and goals can come in many shapes or forms, so don't give up on yourself just yet.

>>42309181

Health and fitness. My GP basically hand waved away my concerns. I think he thinks I'm just now getting past my anorexia, but I've been getting good caloric intake for a few years now (my husband buys a lot of bulk meat and makes me eat a lot so keep my iron/b vitamins etc. up).

>>42309201

Omg yasssss. The dirty talk with pregnancy stuff in there takes me from "starting to feel ready" to "TAKE ME NOW YOU MAGNIFICANT MAN BEAST."

That's interesting about the "placebo pregnancy," I'll have to look into that, thanks! :)

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femanon here that frequents /fit/ i use a hitachi wand to do my "you know" but i use it so much that my vagina wont be stimulated by it anymore. long story short, i figured out that wrapping the wand in sandpaper (fine grain, not coarse, im not stupid) and the sandpaper gives a more rugged vibration that i can actually feel and be stimulated by. the problem is, when i started using the hitachi with its modification, it led to my clitoris bleeding and vagina scabbing. it doesnt look very good and i might go to the doctor. any other femanons have to deal with this? (pic related)

>>42304198

I actually did kek, but one can tell you were very salty when writing this.

>>42309106
>I pour mustard all over that shit for flavor

Good lord, you need to learn how to cook your food with spices and seasonings. It'll make this entire process soooooo much more bearable.

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does anyone have experience with cotton oil for face gains? I just got my hands on a bottle of organic cotton oil, didn't buy it actually.
Also, I just started doing coconut oil/castor oil soaks for my hair, when can I expect good results?
I'm a noob at haircare/skincare. I know my basics but any products more elaborate than the essentials I don't know much about.
Also, since I have some coconut oil to spare, what's oil pulling about? Is it actually good for your teeth? In need of a quick rundown here.

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>>42309217
>>42309251
>>42309304
I have to be honest, I don't have hypothyroidism or Hashimoto's but I do have a similar hormone dysfunction which for me is more embarrassing to talk about, it's called PCOS/polycystic ovary syndrome

Apparently it's common in the U.S. but I have a rather severe form of it, it causes irregular periods (i have had no period for a year then bled six months straight, which was terrible), and my body creates excess insulin and testosterone, so when I visited my endocrinologist she said i had as much test as a 15yo boy or 3.5x the avg for a female my age

tl;dr I'm an actual high test girl and it's wrecked my metabolism

>>42309191
no that day i just shaved, i have very dark hair

>>42309558
I think people are over complicating the whole idea of fitness. What ever the issues you have... thyroid issue, PCOS... there is no negative sides about working out. And if you workout, you will get faster metabolism due to increased lean mass GUARANTEED. So, just don't think too much and go work out, eventually you'll have a body that allows you to eat a lot.

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>>42309558
don't be embarrassed about it, who doesn't have some condition, genetic limitation to live with?
I'm not familiar with PCOS though I've heard it mentioned before, but from what you've explained it does, if anything you should be eating more to compensate for blood loss when having those long menses, and also because being "high test" you have the potential to build muscle much more easily than other girls. Not sure how high test wrecked your metabolism, if anything it should have increased your intake capacity. Does your GP actually recommend you a 1200 calorie diet or is it just something you thought works for you?
Ultimately, if you eat more and start exercising you are going to see improvements in strength, and a betterment of your overall quality of life because of it. Not saying it'll fix your condition, but it might greatly alleviate the tolls it takes on your body. You gotta get big and strong to fight the wolf inside you.

>>42304316
>>42305757
Found it >>42293616

Seriously just use this, it's way better

--------------

Welcome to /femfg/ — Female Fitness General.

Previous thread: >>[WHATEVER THE PREVIOUS THREAD NUMBER WAS]

What is /femfg/?
>A place to discuss matters of female fitness. Anyone can participate.

>Read the sticky: https://pastebin.com/1yggKWEH.
>Now read it again.

>Useful /femfg/ literature: https://imgur.com/a/Qxxlq

>Some /fit/ infographics: https://imgur.com/a/54aqI

Still have a question?
>Figure out exactly what you want
>Post relevant body stats (height, weight, bodyfat%, etc.)
>Post relevant pics, if needed
>Be concise
>Post it below

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>>42309645
Get the fuck out, losers, we don't need your "help". The OP is good as is.
Who gives a shit but you trying to virtue signal for "helping" us poor ladies build our general.
We actually have brains we can use to read through a couple paragraphs, faggots, now get the fuck out. If anybody cared, we'd have seen more ripple than you three faggots complaining about it.

>>42309695
christ this has to be bait right

Is it true that semen is a good source of protein and other nutrients and has androgens that aromatize into estrogen?

Asking for a friend.

>>42309695
>someone actually helps
>voluntarily and for free mind you
>"fuck off nerd"
well done, what a fucking badass

>>42304198
The absolute state of your banter.

>>42309695
>claims to have brains
>consciously maintains unhelpful OP
>refuses decent help
really activates the walnuts don't it

>>42308788
I larp as a fag and troll around every now and then.

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>>42309612
th-thanks mom, will do
>>42309628
yeah having unpredictable periods sucks, especially in a relationship. but i think what you're saying is right and eating for gains and energy is better than staying how I am now. As for your question about my test, I found this -

"Insulin is a chemical (hormone) that you make in a gland behind your stomach (the pancreas). The main role of insulin is to control your blood sugar level. Insulin acts mainly on fat and muscle cells, causing them to take in sugar (glucose) when your blood sugar level rises. Another effect of insulin is to act on the ovaries to cause them to produce the male hormone testosterone.

Women with PCOS have what is called insulin resistance. This means that cells in the body are resistant to the effect of a normal level of insulin. More insulin is then produced to keep the blood sugar normal. This raised level of insulin in the bloodstream is thought to be the main underlying reason why PCOS develops. It causes the ovaries to make too much testosterone. A high level of insulin and testosterone interfere with the normal development of follicles in the ovaries. As a result, many follicles tend to develop but often do not develop fully. This causes problems with ovulation - hence, period problems and reduced fertility.

It is this increased testosterone level in the blood that causes excess hair growth on the body and thinning of the scalp hair."

>>42309695
neck yourself

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>>42309756
>someone actually helps
it's not help if there's nothing to fix, cunt
nobody asked you to help, you're just stirring up your own attention pot because you took five seconds to make a generic OP that has no interesting development in style to it, that most people (girls especially) will breeze through and not pay attention to. Just get the fuck out, you think you know what you're doing, you think you're being nice, but deep down you're only doing this to get femanons to jerk you off because "you did them a service".

>>42309789
>unhelpful OP
think again, brainlets. If you can't read through a couple paragraphs, and deem it so "unhelpful" yet somehow dense and too detailed that you have to boil it down, then you must be an olympic mental gymnast. Get the fuck out, don't come here and try to fish for virtue signalling coins, cucks, you're not on reddit.

>>42309831
Lay off the test, you're behaving like a backed virgin(male)

>>42309844
backed up*

>>42304198
Aww there's real fembots here Hai FEMANONS :$ ;)

>>42309831
the absolute state of your insecurity

>>42304341
>gains goblin

Oh god, I love fit's memes

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>>42309844
>>42309901
coping this hard. Good luck with your "mansplaining" tendencies assholes, I bet it's fun to be around guys like you for girls, when you think you have to dumb down everything for them, or expect a gracious thanks in return for implying we're retards.
I probably have higher test levels than you low test betas, and I'm natty. But sure, keep thinking that any girl refusing to submit to your overly controlling nature (trying to hijack a thread is a good sign you are so starved for attention you need to make it a point twice to change the OP, meanwhile nobody fucking cares). The real world doesn't work like this.
GTFO.

>>42309961
>this much projection
here's your (you)

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>mfw everyone posting here is actually a larping man

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>>42310012
yeah because I'm the one that goes into someone else's containment thread and sets up my portable 3D wall projector and runs a whole script about how things should be here (meanwhile you don't know what it's like to be a girl, so fuck off), then when somebody calls you out and tells you to knock it off and just let it go, you put a mirror in front of the projector and
>muh projection
well reflect on this asshole, you should be taking a GOOD LOOK at YOURSELF.
>is this babby's first psychological concept?

>>42308668

inspire :-)

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>>42310083
>she's still fucking going

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>>42310134
read this as :
>she's still fucking going (despite me trying to break her down and control the only thing I can about her)

Yeah I know how abusive assholes like you work, I've met my fair share. I'm not going to give it up for you, especially when you have nothing to provide except for shitty generic OP's nobody asked you for, but I guess that's the most you've ever "provided" for a girl, and perhaps that's why you think every girl in here should immediately submit to your desires.
wtf are you still doing here? you know the drill.

Ladies don't fall for the "nice guy" meme here, it's just not what you can expect from incels like this particular one.

>>42304198
I can tell a girl wrote this because I cringed in a very specific way

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>>42310233

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>>42310545

>>42308668
They only make my penor hard

Yanno I sat there and cropped a scabbed butthole claiming it was a beaten pussy and I know it wasn't believable but there was no responders. It was as if no one appreciated my ingenious plot to destroy this thread. Thanks y'all, you guys are real decent humans for ignoring that.

>>42310683
>guys

>>42304198
I don't use Vaseline or Kleenex. I've been raw doggin it into the same sock since January things hard as a rock

>>42310233
oh shit it happened the woman got snappy just like >>42308969 said you stupid cunt way to go

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>>42303991
You go sister

>>42303991
> Bought beach and dumbbell set for my BF
> Helped him set up a room as a gym in his house
> he never uses it

How do I get my BF to start lifting /fit/?

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Currently 130 lbs and 5ft tall.

I tore my acl and had surgery. Now I can't stop favoring my right leg over my left.

Anyone have any similar experiences? I'd like some stories and advice.

>>42309558
I have it too. I had to cut out dairy, most gluten, cut back to below 1400 calories a day and added in an myo inolsitol suppliment (plus a few days of cardio/strength at the gym) and the weights finally coming off. You can almost definitely manage it if you change your eating habits and put in a few days of light cardio a week.

>>42311755
Clean up your closet before you take a pic you neet.

>>42308939
Same boat. Except I used to be fat, got fit and still don't leave my house.

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>>42311509
Get stronger then him and bully him, he'll leave you but he will feel so emasculated that he'll start hitting the gym.

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>>42311506
>Posting fat bitch

>>42304341
How the fuck do betas get with qt's who lift, meanwhile I'm stuck with a braphog whose turning into a slam pig

>>42311509
directly ask
start cooking /fit/ meals
if he refuses, toss the shitter to the curb, since he'll probably try to make you fat

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>>42304198
>women humour

When will this meme end?

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oh here's the thread. maybe you guys can answer.

so i'm doing strong curves and the butt gains are fucking amazing so far. but i do want leg gains too! routine is:

A1: A1: Barbell hip thrusts 3x 8-12
A2: Pull ups 3x 3
B1: Barbell box squats 3x 5-8
B2: Barbell floor press 3x 6
Deadlift 3x 6-10
Band seated abduction 2x 10
Hanging leg raise -OR- ab wheel 1x 8-20
Dumbbell side bend 1x 15-30

so really squats only come after hip thrusts when considering just the lower body, but i only increase hip thrust weight when i get to 12 reps which is always kind of a struggle because i'm like right there on the line of being able to do it or not. this fucking kills my glutes first thing, and when i get to the squats i'm way shaky and my squats are always lagging at least 10lbs behind my hip thrusts. is it normal to be able to hip thrust more weight than i can squat? i increase squat weight when i can do 8 reps with good form.

are my rep ranges all okay? is there something i could be doing differently to get more leg gains (aesthetics) without sacrificing the glorious glute gains? i'm also thinking i can maybe squat more than what i do but feel scared that i'll drop the weight or not be able to get back up or something. legs get SUPER shaky and like it's HARD WORK getting back up from the bottom of a squat. idk.

deadlift ranges good too? for aesthetics ++mass not strength or any other nonsense.

okay thanks guys you're the best <333

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>>42312712
Seek help in Christ,mentally ill individual

>>42312712
>is it normal to be able to hip thrust more weight than i can squat

I can. Not that I focus on squats that much.

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>>42310233
you need to go back

>>42303991
Eh, ignore the manchildren of /fit/, they're all scared of women and react to that by acting all big and tough. Inside they're peeing their pants at the idea of women being strong.

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>>42312924

>>42312924
Well, we don't really mind women being strong because they'll only be stronger than other women.

>>42312924
"Strength" isn't an attractive quality in women. I'm putting this in quotes because I've only met one actually strong woman in my life anyway.

>>42304198
>Vaseline
Amerifat or sandnigger spotted.

>>42309106
>all excuses and no drive to improve yourself

>>42309106
1200 isn't that low especially if you're a womanlet.

And you should definitely workout. At the very least incorporate some HIIT 3-4 times a week. That way you will cause your metabolism to accelerate.

>>42304198
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

>>42304198
Jesus christ it's a song

Honestly though, why does this thread always turn into gender baiting. Is this fucking pol?

>>42309445
P-please tell me this is pasta

>>42311755
Have you considered one legged squats? What does your physical therapist say?

>>42313492
My leg is too shaky for one legged squats. I usually have to wait for a friend to come with to make sure I don't fall over. I've been doing one legged leg press.

My PT is too scared to push me :/ it's the only one in my area that takes my insurance

>>42310233
>incels

spotted the reddit roastie

>>42311755
>>42313647
I had a knee injury that felt like FOREVER. Every time I thought it was over I injured it again. It must have went back and forth like that for like 4 months at least. So I'm gonna side with your PT on this one, and say you should take it as easy as possible.

>>42310233
for your sake I hope this is a troll
really hope no person lives with this flawed mindset

>>42309078
when did you lost your virginity?
(for stat purposes)

>>42313120
>1200 isn't that low especially if you're a womanlet.
/fit/ can be such a fucking cancer

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>>42311755
>that innie vag

>>42309242
50% ass 50% genetics

>>42305312
If accurate measurements 17-18 looks best IMO

>>42312712
yeah i hip thrusted 160kg for reps while i was squatting 3plates

not a girl

>>42314245
there's MEN cutting down to less than 1500 calories all the time, and even they still have trouble losing weight, you can see the threads in this very board every day

that's the problem with you fucking bitches, you want everything handed to you on a silver plate >muh thyroid, well, there's no shortcuts in life

it's very simple really: energy in minus energy out, if you're not losing weight then go lower

so unless you've found a way to circumvent newton's first law of thermodynamics stfu and try harder

>>42304198
post boobies

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>tfw no hardworking girlfriend to support in her goals but also so she cheers for you when you go for that deadlift PR in your home gym

take me away

>>42314307
>there's MEN cutting down to less than 1500 calories all the time
Yeah and who are those "men" you speak of? Sounds to me that you only care about what other retarded baboons do in groups. Oh I'm very sure that they lost tons of weight, mostly lean muscle mass... lol. Do you even know how body maintains muscle even? Food.
>they still have trouble losing weigh
That's because body holds onto what ever they can hold onto when you do a ridiculously low calorie diet. This is why skinny fats eat less and less and they STILL have fatty pot belly, and that is why people who eats more and actually has more lean mass can get shredded as shit because their metabolism are constantly goin.
>That's the problem with you fucking bitches, you want everything handed to you on a silver plate muh thyroid, well, there's no shortcuts in life
I don't have a thyroid issue, u sleepy?
>If you're not losing weight then go lower
You totally ignored the fact that metabolism exists, and you sound like you have n fucking clue how to maintain your your lean mass during fat loss... Do a study on that and make sure you don't skip pages next time.

>>42314521
you dumb fuck i didn't say every girl can cut down to 10% bf without starving, but EVERY girl can stop being obese

>>42314551
>EVERY girl can stop being obese
That's not the main issue here anymore. it's the fact that you were promoting people to eat less and less when you have no fucking idea how to lose weight properly and healthy while keeping what's good and what is not. Seriously, before you mock anyone, get off your high chair and read a book or two without skipping pages you doughnut.

>>42314597
i was being overly simplistic to give the femanon some tough love motivation, it doesn't always work like that, but it does work like that in her case

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>>42314622
So what, you're telling people to do the wrong thing that will make their situation even more worse? That's your tough love? That's how you give people motivation? Absolutely pathetic. This is why people fail, they get the wrong info because people who has no fucking idea tells them their bro science stories and in the end, they get fucked over and fails.

In your head, I know that you acknowledge the fact that you have no idea what you're talking about, you weren't being "overly simplistic", that's just real you coming out.
If you have no idea what you're talking about, just don't run your mouth for their sake, you're just going to be in their way.

>>42314693
You sound incredibly frustrated, fatass. Let me put this in a way that your dumbshit brain will (probably) understand. The anon in question is already eating well (lean protein and vegetables). There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with her diet other than the amount of calories themselves and the lack of exercise, both of which I suggested.

If you think you know better post it so everyone can laugh at you for being a summerfag cunt that should have lurked more.

>>42314705
pretty sure cheekie's been posting here for years you spastic

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>Cheekie replying to obvious shit

i thought ur smarter than that qt

>>42314705
If you read it right, this >>42314307 woopteedo (you) suggested people to eat lower and lower calories. Men to eat 1500, women to eat 1200 fucking calories. And told them to eat even LOWER if it's not working. If calories gets THAT low, your "lean protons and veggies" and "perfect dietz" shit don't even matter anymore. They NEED to eat more than that to maintain their lean mass during fat loss. Are you retards comprehending this?? fuck don't make me repeat the same shit.
>fatass
Great example of people being lippy when they have no idea. lol

>>42314762
That's what she has to do though. Like I said, post alternatives or stfu.

>>42314761
I want to believe that I am getting trolled. please, that would make my night

>>42314762
>>42314766
>hey NEED to eat more than that to maintain their lean mass during fat loss

oh wait I just fucking noticed that you unironically suggests she INCREASES calories on a cut pftahahahahahahahhahahahaha

i'm done, enjoy your shit dyel body

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>>42303991
OP is faggot

>>42314771
you realize cheekie has probably more muscle mass than you do right? right?

>>42314771
Holy fuck you're in such a deep denial. Of course she needs to eat more than 1200 calories to achieve her fat loss goal, stop skipping texts and read it right dude fuck go to bed
>DYEL BODY
Thanks for the chuckle tho

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>>42303991
This is a boys only club. Fuck off from our board you tranny.

>>42314777
pics or gtfo

>>42314777
I spammed the bread yet again, had to correct the tard in order to stop the epidemic of hungry skelingtons.. carry on ladies and gents

>>42314762
>>42314809
you didn't correct shit, you embarassed yourself as clueless

tits or gtfo

>>42314840
If you knew me better you wouldn't be asking me for a "titty " pix to "fap" to
>Unless you're gay

>>42314848
Im gay. Pics or gtfo

>>42314848
>namefag thinks everyone pays attention to his faggotry

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>>42314848
>If you knew me better
This is an anonymous imageboard.

>>42314762
stop tripfagging you cunt

>>42314970
>tripcode
where

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Which physique do you find more preferable, grills? Left or right? Which one do you wish you had?

>>42315035
>not wanting to be grill on the right

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>>42315087
a lot of femanons act like complete faggots so you cant be sure tbqh

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>>42308759
Noice, keep it up

>>42315035
BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>42305692
I don't drink anymore cause it ruins my mental gains. Everytime after drinking the following days I feel depressed and wanna die. Happens everytime.

Who team thicc here?

>>42315345
>I'm a special snowflake...
>I'm shy, introvert and anxious....
Says the thot who posts ass and tit cracks yeah okkkkkkkkk

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>>42312712
Honestly I think most people can hip thrust/glute bridge more weight than any of their other lifts.

God tier glute exercise, I just wish it wasn't so embarrassing to perform.

>>42312909
v. creative

I actually sort of miss that time a couple of years ago when all the boards were flooded with those elaborate ms paint artworks depicting male & female robots in their natural habitats. Some of them were truly inspired.

>>42313120
>1200 isn't that low
>>>/fa/12633573

>>42313647
I do split squats in the smith because my scoliosis makes it hard to balance on one leg with free weights

>>42315395
Might just be because I'm a guy, but I have no trouble taking the bench and bar in the centre of the room and doing it.

>>42304198
will women ever come up with a response to criticism other than "ur probably a virgin loser in your basement!!!111!!!1!!"

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>>42315467
It's almost like women value social worth, and so that's what their insults revolve around.

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>>42315444
When I first started doing them I didn't really care. One day this guy who likes to bother me sometimes said "that looks like an interesting exercise, sure that will come in handy someday ;)" and it got me thinking about the shit people chat on here about women being attention whores in the gym. I lost my nerve for a while after that.

Recently it came to my attention that my glutes and hamstrings are lagging to the point where it's affecting my deadlifts, so I've incorporated a heavy leg day back into my routine which completely immobilises my glutes for several days. I've decided to never again let smelly mans get in the way of my gains.

>>42315523
>not only lifting for that 24hr. pump
That's where muscle growth signalling is.

>>42315523
That's the way to go.

I will admit, if I see a hot musclefu doing glute bridges/etc I will perv, but I keep to myself, people don't want to be approached in the gym.

I do mine as accessory work on my heavy compound day, I've found it's helped me break a couple of deadlift plateaus.

>>42315523
you should just stick to women only gym like rest of the snow flakes

>>42315395
>Honestly I think most people can hip thrust/glute bridge more weight than any of their other lifts.
>God tier glute exercise, I just wish it wasn't so embarrassing to perform.
i can glute bridge more than i can hip thrust. thought that was normal too lol

>>42304198
Holy shit m'lady why art tho so fucking salty lmao

>>42308668
Makes me want to be inside of her.

>>42314970
Cheekie is a namefag, not a tripfag. Ffs newfriend, lurk moar.

>>42307885
My hobbies are:
> gym
> more gym
> sometimes I also go to the gym

>>42308977
>And sexless is objectively not the peak of suffering lmao
This, why do men act their penis being dry is the worst possible suffering? It could be worse, men. Don't be so mentally weak.

>>42315523
>One day this guy who likes to bother me sometimes
I don't know what would be worse
Being grill and having random strangers come up to you all the time to interrupt you.
Being guy where no one of the opposite gender talks to you unless it's their job or they are family.
Never try to start conversation myself because don't want to be that guy from the green text.

>>42314245
What's wrong with that statement? My TDEE before I got fit was only like 1300 calories. Really small women don't burn very many calories just by existing.

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>>42304165
Not much you can really do without coming off as an ass. Just offer to take her to the gym with you whenever you go. If she ever has a day where she's feeling self conscious then that's not a day you bring up fitness. Otherwise you can probably bring up eating healthier and exercise without being a dick about it.

Remember, she want's you to remind her she's beautiful, so sell fitness as a way that she can feel better and healthier in general.
Also other benefits to mention to her:
>Improved confidence
>Improved self esteem
>Improved sex life
>Working out as a couple can be really fun and nice

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>>42303991
I like how /fit/ is probably the most normie board next to something like /soc/ and yet whenever women start a thread it goes full /r9k/ with the shitposting. I can't imagine what it must be like to get that angry over women. Why work out if you're so emotionally weak?

>>42316211
fuck off roastie

>>42316336
there is nothing normal about fit lol.

>>42316367
Eh, true I suppose. But it is a fitness board, which means unlike most of 4chan the anons on this board have some sense of self awareness. Autist are pretty far from self aware. From what I've seen the average /fit/izen lives pretty normie lives as either students or job holding adults.

>>42316414
>Having a job is a cut above the other boards
>Mild social awareness is too

>>42309041
not that anonette but I'm struggling with arm strength. Up until now I've managed to do to unassisted pull ups but I don't look the part. My arms dont really look muscular. And if I eat more I feel like all the bulk goes to the legs. Help? I'm so dun with being a women

>>42316454
I'm not wrong though.
/ic/, /ck/, /fit/, /int/, /fa/, /lit/, /mu/, and pretty much any board to do with actual hobbies and interest that benefit you as a person tend to be the most normie boards.

>>42315666
u

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>>42316475
Didn't mean to imply that you were wrong.
Just museing that I spend a fair amount of time on a place where basic hygene a job and social skills put you in the upper crust.

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>>42316414
with all the r9k and pol people here i feel like a decent number of fit posters are unemployable. maybe you're right though.

i've always thought of adv as the most normal board lol

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>>42316285
Your number one mistake is treating women as an actual adult human being. They're somewhere between a children and an actual grown men. Everything they do is at least partly for social approval. If suicide became a cool thing half of the female population would be dead by tomorrow. When you see all those below average height girls with "at least 6 feet" bio on Tinder, you think they can actually make a difference between 5'11 and 6'0? Of course not. They use their relationships for the same they do everything, which is validation. Having a tall boyfriend is a social equivalent of carrying an expensive bag in public. They don't care about what the actual height looks like, they care about being able to tell it to their friends and laugh about how doing 69 is impossible. If you ever want insight into a female mind, just become self-centered and start with the assumption that they're doing it for nothing else, but social approval and attention. Don't try to find logic, reason or sense in their decision.
Philosophers understood this hundreds of years ago, but now with social media even the average Joe can see it.

>>42308788

Fapping. :)

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>>42316542
>Just museing that I spend a fair amount of time on a place where basic hygene a job and social skills put you in the upper crust
Just like in real life bby

>>42316556
You could be right as well. Though I'd wager at least 60-75% of /fit/ is 18-26yo students and recent grads. I'm probably projecting since I fall into that category.

>>42304198
why are women so stupidly pathetic lads?

>>42316764
remove their hole and theyre entirely useless for anything

>>42316581
There's something poetic about you deliberately coming into a female fitness thread in order to post pasta pertaining to women's alleged attention seeking tendencies, for the sole purpose of drawing attention to yourself

>>42316947
nice try roastie

>>42310021
its true

>>42316343
This is a femanon thread, so really it should be fuck off dicklets

>>42316581
> defective at reasoning
> but somehow good at ruse and tricking people
> they're stupid but also I'm the one incapable of seeing through a simple lie
> why are men so stupid

Also why do men bother posting these attention-seeking posts constantly? Do you really need that much attention and validation all the time?

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How do I talk to you

>>42316581
Arthur Schopenhauer once assaulted and battered a woman, claiming he had annoyed her, she sued him for damages and he had to pay money to her for 20 years.
> he couldn't win a lawsuit against a woman [who was probably uneducated given the time period] despite claiming to be an accomplished philosopher
> women are stupid

Also he was a failed academic, and died alone and bitter with his two pet poodles. Not a good role model overall.

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

what are you doing in the gym, you should be in the KITCHEN!
LMAO!!

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find this funny? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting those kind of things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I

Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up.

>>42317256
he is also a world famous philosophist while the girl died as a prostitute. another evidence for girls being completely useless without their holes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>42317288
Seamstress =/= prostitute you dole

>>42305312
Looking at this made me realize I'm probably in the 30-40 range

>>42316581
The only thing that could make this more ironic would be if you were wearing a trip.

>>42317288
>>42317321
>>42317256
If men could control their emotions it never would have happened, but they can't. Men have no reason, they are mere animals.

>>42317350
If men couldn't control their emotions we wouldn't live today since they beat the shit out of them.

>>42317361
Have you met men? They beat the shit out of each other all the time. Being around men is like being around a silverback gorilla, you never know when they're going to be triggered by some minor thing and start ripping a child to pieces and have to be shot.

>>42317390
I'm a men. I've seen women chickenfighting while drunk way more than I've seen men.

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why are men such fucking spergs, I'm not even into stacy mode yet and all I get is fucking guys sperging around me, pacing to get my attention, trying to get me to look at them, then if they ever get to be closer than a couple meters like on the bus, it's all about oogling my body like I'm a fucking piece of meat, and making me uncomfortable because everyone's looking to see what they're looking at so intently. I'm a fucking sperg too but I keep to myself, I can't even look people in the eye, yet these assholes come on to me by the truckload every day. It's a fucking curse, I just want to do my groceries unbothered, get in, buy my supplements, cottage cheese, tuna, shrimp, beef and chicken breast and get the fuck out the store. How the fuck am I supposed to pick up gigatons of spaghetti for guys a day? I can't handle this kind of pressure.
I've resorted to virgin walking and looking at the ground not to get too much attention on me.
I got a lesbian haircut and I walk, stand, sit like a man now. They still don't get it...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>42317390
fucking kek, that analogy...typical australian man behavior...and I'm sure everywhere else in the world to some degree, except maybe Japan/SK or something.

>>42317421
>like I'm a fucking piece of meat
bingo

>>42317421
because men are animals, they have no higher brain function, everything in their entire life is about reproduction. Without their penises they'd be nothing.

>>42317405
> lying this hard

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>>42317445
Yeah well, I'm not their piece of meat, why should they be looking? If my boyfriend was there, he'd be bashing their skulls. I'm afraid to tell him how it happens daily, because he is pretty much like >>42317390 described, very territorial and protective.
I don't mind being appreciated physically obviously, but only by the man I deem fit to actually possess me. So it bothers me that guys get so fucking daring when I'm alone and cornered like in small public places. Just give me some space!!!

>>42317470
I mean my bf is alright.
>notallmen
But you're right, even him which I consider to be the pick of the crop, is a really visual, sexual driven kind of guy.

>>42317390
Lmao found the coal burner

>>42317545
>I'm not their piece of meat

Delusion. You can set up multiple dates, a dinner and hang out before but if a guy's maingoal is to fuck you, he is gonna go through these and in the end, you won't be more than a piece of meat, no matter how much youve talked about your favourite TV show.
This "he was willing to spend time with me therefore he cares more than just sex" is the biggest delusion girls can have. Bonus point if they say something like "he was so nice and caring". We are all just pretending

>>42317470
The only reason women think this is because the only thing they're good for is fucking. I'm not going to talk to you about my hobbies and interests or deeper thoughts on thing because you're too vapid to understand or care, or even try to do either. The only reason I converse with you is for the hole in between your legs

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>>42317590
Well don't you think you're handing out the redpills left and right, asshole?

Of course I know about this.
I said :
>not THEIR piece of meat
stressed the fact that I don't mind this obvious fatality to be considered as a commodity, only if I get the advantage to be considered a high prize and thus get the benefits of the deal in which I share my uterus and you share your provisions/protection in case of danger. That's the basic deal. I'm not dumb enough to think it wasn't my looks that got my boyfriend into approaching me, working his way up for months into my esteem, and eventually now he says he "loves" me, but I'm not blind, I know if I become ugly or don't maintain my physique, he'll bail at first sign. I don't believe in love.
The point of my post was that from a societal perspective, like on a primal tribal level, you don't court females that you don't know which pride they belong to, who are their alpha males.
Especially if your "courting" is resumed to basic evaluation of the goods.
It boils down to this : you're not the man who vowed to protect my entrails so I can bear your child, you don't have a right to taste the goods with your eyes.

>>42317656
>you don't have a right to taste the goods with your eyes.
Of course she would be a Muslim in
LONDON

>>42317545
>even him which I consider to be the pick of the crop, is a really visual, sexual driven kind of guy.
We just gotta do our best with what we're given, you pick the smartest man you can find and he's still a territorial animal who you have to constantly train

>>42317656
Then start wearing a T-shirt that states you have a boyfriend stupid cunt

>>42317590
>he cares more than just sex
men aren't even capable of this, literally everything about their entire being is to produce children, protect them through childhood, then die. They are simple animals. Without their sperm they would be worthless. Those with bad genetics [exceedingly stupid, autistic, etc] are actually completely worthless, they have no merit to the species.

>>42317647
>I'm not going to talk to you about my hobbies and interests or deeper thoughts on thing
That's because if you're a man, you don't have any. Everything in your life is to try to breed. That's it. Even if you think you're improving yourself for health, to be smarter, etc, it's all because you want to breed before you die. It's pathetic, you do absolutely nothing to better society and you never will. You're too stupid and hormonal to ever accomplish anything worthwhile.

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>>42317707
as opposed to women, who in their infinite knowledge and wisdom, have contributed..............

>>42317740
>falling for copypasta with the genders reversed

kys idiot

>>42317680
wow, triggered much?

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>>42317680
>that girl who wears a "I have a boyfriend" tshirt everywhere she goes.

No it's not about me changing anymore, it's not about me dialing down my femininity, or becoming invisible to the rest of the world. It's about the men who step out of public boundaries to engage women on a sexual level in public.
Fine, keep staring at women's bodies in a public place, you obviously missed the social point I was making, and maybe you're going to learn it the hard way when a man steps up to protect his woman and you'll get fucking wrecked.
I just don't want my boyfriend to go to jail because he applied his knuckles with swift force repeatedly to the jaw of an insensible asshole who was never taught boundaries in his life.
Just disregard my fucking point.


>>42317679
yeah I don't even care for smarts anymore, I mean I won't take in a downie, but I've tried autists with high IQ and couldn't micromanage them into being a social person in a relationship anymore. I settled for a hardworking, wise guy with a bit of wits but not impairingly so.

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>>42317762
it was obviously gender swapped, but i was still hoping thered be some ass blasted roastie at the end

>>42317647
this

girls think the high value women is the hottest one but girls suck so fucking much that even theyre worthless dump meats, just for a higher tier male. the only valuable girls these days who arent on tinder, arent slutting themselves, dont have mental illness, have a direction in life, hobbies and can get into a relationship without being a manipulative piece of shit. theyre valuable because theyre rare. rest is trash, some just looks better than the other

>>42317788
Pretty sure you have some sort of autism.

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>Implying femanons have the mental strength to go /fit/
You should change this thread name to anorexia general and get the attention you want.

>>42317788
> I settled for a hardworking, wise guy with a bit of wits but not impairingly so.

Well, as long as he can produce healthy offspring and protect them to adulthood, as that is his only purpose in life.

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>>42317833
yeah, I mentioned it in my first post
>I'm a fucking sperg
>can't look people in the eye

>>42317862
Daddy issues? Cry more special snowflake

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>>42317870
>daddy issues
yeah because autism is made, not born ;)
and all girls who have daddy issues are autistic and inversely, for sure... nice inductive logic skills, mate.

>cry more, special snowflake
Not a single tear was shed, abuser. Never played a part in the holohoax of daddy issues, never cried a tear for dem fembotism bux, never aspired to be unique, as matter of fact, as an autist all I ever wanted to do my whole life was be normal, be generic as fuck. Never blamed anybody for it but myself (I realized eventually I wasn't responsible either). So go fuck yourself.

>Go back in her skirt, mommy's boy :)

>>42304198
Well come to the internet faggit this song is over a decade old for christ sakes
http://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM

>>42317945
Tl;dr? Too busy being the most relevant gender to read all your shit.

Shouldn't you be feeding your cats or something Stacy?

>>42309695
>claims to have brains, creates women's thread to create a place where women ask for help
>anon suggests more efficient way to style thread header, in order to help
>female lack thereof brain kicks in
>"Get the fuck out, losers, we don't need your help"

women once again prove that they cannot take criticism and do not belong anywhere in civilized society

>>42318045
>falling for a LARPer

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>>42317992
yeah I'll give you the tl;dr

>you're so cognitively biased that you don't have the mental fortitude to read seven lines of text.
>your reading literacy is probably degenerating as we speak from the amount of mental gymnastics you make to avoid content which you deem unsuitable for you
>yet you somehow make it to the thread this content should be shared in to spew your own irrelevant pieces of opinion because you think you're entitled to receive recognition for it

The prospects? Being an iliterate lonely meathead cunt (if you even lift DYEL) who's in such deep state of coping he can't take in a couple lines from the perspective of someone that doesn't share the same alleles as him.

I'm really sorry for you anon, must be hard being this closed off and jaded about the world. Hope you get help soon :) (shit eating grin in case you sperg didn't pick up on the cue).

>>42318053
I got bored within the first sentence.
You should stop trying to appear smart using smart words.

No wonder why you take ages replying if you need to google every word in your text wall.

Why so hostile? Are you on your period? Must be hard not being able to control something basic like that.

Even nature knows females shouldn't be stronger than males, not sure why you get mad over it

>>42314521
clearly you didnt read the sticky. read the fucking sticky and take a biology class. the body maintains muscle with PROTEIN. hence why there are so many PROTEIN supplements on the market. if you eat enough PROTEIN your body wont degenerate your muscles. maybe you need some more fat in your diet, cause your brain has already begun to degenerate

>>42318115
She's a girl. How is she supposed to know what proteins means if all she knows is how to suck dick, whore around and post feminist tweets?

>>42317188
lrean2grentxt

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>>42318053
>typing out walls of text pretending anybody cares what you say

you will find no beta orbiters here

>>42318053
that's not how you greentext and are you really bored enough to try and argue with someone on an anonymous mongolian flyfishing forum? talk about coping.

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I'm gonna make it

>>42318192
I care. I need somebody to make me a PROTEIN sandwich for the weekend after all.

>>42318220
bro why didnt you just say so, i got your brotein shake right here (no homo)

>>42318213
>when your phone weights more than you do

>>42318053
wew boy you sound unbearable and condescending as fuck, I feel bad for the people in your life, if any

>>42317726
>you do absolutely nothing to better society

>created society while barring women from leadership positions, thus leading to a world that is still successful, and run mostly by men till this day

pick one

>>42318213
this is really inspiring.

>>42318167
well the one thing im certain of is that her main source of protein comes from raw semen, by the gallon. bitch probably suck more dick than a pornstar in a bukkake scene

>>42314216

First sex at 16, total of 12 partners (3 boyfriends of 1, 1, and 3 years, and an exceptionally slutty senior year of college with 7 one night stands over the course of the year and one semi-regular fan) then exclusively my husband since I met him at 21.

>>42318053
DURR

>>42318346
A basic bitch like her probably doesn't even swallow and just uses cum as facial treatment.

>>42318403
>femanon is nothing but a cumdupster in denial
What a surpriseee wooooo

>>42318429
i've heard it does wonders for the skin

n-no homo, right?

>>42318484
As long as it's yours and you don't smell it

>>42303991
how do i keep my nipple piercings from tearing while jogging?

>>42318564
Ur slut

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Sorry for the delay, had to cook and eat dinner.

>>42318109
>I got bored within first sentence
get checked for ADHD then, make a post-it before you forget about it, goldfish brain :)
>stop trying to appear smart
nice way to let everyone know you consider basic conversational skills including a decent vocabulary "smart". I feel bad for people like you that try to demean others and only succeed at revealing how much of a failure they are in the process, because they couldn't pull through.
>why so hostile?
I don't know, why can't you handle a bit of healthy bantz and hazing when it comes from a girl?
>women shouldn't be stronger than males
>implying I aspire to compete with anyone but myself.

>>42318192
>walls of text
what's your favorite epic saga? Paddington goes to the beach? I like the imaged version myself.
>implying I am interested in beta orbiters
I am here because this is our femanon thread, and I wanted to vent about spergs coming on to me too hard, which caused some butthurt among the ones who obviously recognized themselves in it.

>>42318204
Yeah, I'm bored. What else do you want me to do, knit you a fucking cock sweater?

>>42318241
Isn't this the only style of speech that can get through your thick head? Seems like you must be kind of new if you can't take a bit of heat, but I suspect it's just because I'm a girl once again.

>>42303991
girl here, what're your thoughts on weighted dildos?

>>42318601
I can lift 10 dicks with my vagina

>>42318592
>Sorry for the delay, had to cook and eat dinner
Good you know your place

>>42318592
>What else do you want me to do, knit you a fucking cock sweater?
Hmmmmmm

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I'm 50 over my deficit but I'm too self-conscious to go outside in summer clothes and walk it off.

>>42318765
Hahahah u slut

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so like i've been working out using low weight because i'm afraid to fuck over my body in the long term. like 85lb squat, dl, bench max kinda. i can do more but i'm afraid of causing compression or some shit. also i want to learn how to fight. i have trouble with coordination. also issue is that i am 5'7 strong and look super masculine. im kinda a turbo dyke but i only like benis. what do dudes in the gym think about me. i try not to get upset at the booty short grills that hog the one of two squat racks for 20 minutes doing empty bar bench press. my question is would you gay for me?????????

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>>42318818
what's the best gym outfit to wear. sometimes i wear slutty leggings but i feel kinda weird. sometimes i wear like basketball shorts but then i feel also really weird and maybe like i stand out more.

>>42318818
>that bodyfat
Ewwwww

>>42304341
just confront him about it. if hes actually a man, this shouldn't be that hard to do. get him to stop being a little bitch by just talking to him about it

>>42318818
high test lmao

Yeah no I think you're not unfuckable.

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>>42318869
>>42318818
>>42318854
>falling for this obvious LARP bait
it's clear whoever's writing this has never been in the mind of a woman, let alone a masculine lesbian one.

>>42318869
Virgin man or jealous woman?

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>>42318818
oh god

>>42318919
You look like every single woman out there darling. You just slapped some gym outfit and called yourself fit.

Are you considering to sue the gym for ruining your body? You can get tons of extra greasy shits from Starbucks with that money

>>42318261
> successful
> this bullshit
ha

>>42318564
Make your own pasties or buy em. There's sticky felt you can cut up and stick to your tits. Or you can tape em with painter's tape or big band aids

>>42318987
I'm a guy btw

>>42318564
bandaids over them

>>42318601
You mean kegels stuff middle aged women do? I've heard of it but it sounds super weird. My pelvic floor is strong enough from gymnastics and ballet, it actually hurt to have sex when I first started because my pelvic floor was so tight.

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>>42318915
i might have aspergers (or just the past decade of crippling depression...) which is pretty much the same as having never been in the mind of a woman so u may be right

>>42318869
it's call MUSKLE U TWINK

>>42318675
What do you do, just not eat? Better learn to cook since no woman will ever love you enough to do it for you.

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>>42319051
Sorry, then. I understand your plight, to some extent. To answer your question, my best friend from high school was a lesbian (the cute feminine kind though), but we drifted apart because eventually she fell in love with me and I saw her more like a sister (I loved her so much though). One of the biggest heartbreaks of my life. She needed to be away from me.
Anyway, this to say I have nothing against lesbians, either the butch manly kind or the feminine cute type. I don't like people for who they are, not their orientations.
Your upper body looks really nice, I dig your pecs and biceps. Could work shoulders a bit more, if you're in need of critique.
Also I think the sports bra you're wearing doesn't look bad, regarding your gym outfit question. Myself I try not to draw attention so I put on some tracksuit pants and a hoodie/wifebeater depending on the weather.
I don't pay attention to the stacies at the gym though I must say some of them try to instigate sometimes. I catch them looking disgruntled at the amount of effort/volume I put in, but I don't care really. I'm moving soon, so I'll start again in a new gym, where hopefully I'll find a gymsis there.


>>42319067
beat me to it, was about to say this essentially!

>>42318592
>stop writing walks of text
>reeeee Fucking men
>wall of text

>women
It's like pottery

>>42319051
Why do you want to learn how to fight?
What do you mean by "causing compression"... slipping a disk?

Oh and yeah, tights might be a good idea. They shape pretty nicely. I as a guy I feel gay as fuck wearing mine so I pull shorts over them, but they help recovery and keep my legs warm in the winter so it's all good.

>>42317390
holy fuck what

>>42318818
>>42318854
>short hair
if you don't want to look like a dude why cut your hair that short?

>>42316581
I agree. Nobody cares what women want. They are property, nothing else.

>>42317545
because they don't know you're someone else's piece of meat you autistic cunt

>do i really have to point out the obvious

>>42319051
women cant be depressed, please stop this meme

>>42319237
I have trouble feeling in tune with my body. When I am weight lifting, it's a very focused, centred movement. Fighting seems a lot more explosive- like, I don't know how to throw a punch, and I want to know how to move my body in that way and gain coordination. I was the awkward lanky kid and I'm 25 now and still kinda feel that way- out of tune with my body's movement. Working out helps a lot, I feel like fighting would help as well.

>>42319244
I never said I didn't want to.... I also just... kinda... like having short hair.

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>>42319359
okay anon you triggered me, you can go now