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>Be me
>Post here a few days ago
>Talk about how I'm becoming Chad because girl noticed me in gym
>She coincidentally ended up next to me or near me a lot
>"lul anon you aren't Chad"
>"Just because girls aren't afraid to talk to you anymore"
>*generic greentext about stacy thinking anon is weird and anon is actually a self-centered autist*
>"Just because someone is near you a lot doesn't mean you're Chad, anon"
>2 days later
>A girl is calling me daddy now
>She calls me her daddy and lets me tell her when and how long to masturbate
>Called me sexy
>Another girl wants me to be her daddy
>Girl at gym still near me a lot
>Mailroom qt looked at me out of corner of her eye as she passed by me in hallway at work
What now, faggots? Still think I haven't ascended into Chadhood?
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Why is she masturbating and not getting fucked by you? Are you just sexting fat tinder sluts? That doesn't count man.
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You made that story up
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>>42301021
kek this
If your dick isn't going in you're just the same as every other guy not getting laid.
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>accomplish something in real life
"Let me go online and tell off all those meanie anons, that'll make this even more fulfilling!"
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>>42301021
>>42301033
>Wanting to get herpes from a lying Stacy who just wants to get fucked by Chad
A true Chad is smarter than this, you tards
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>>42301006
>lets me tell her when and how long to masturbate
I would have no idea what time of the day and what time frame of the masturbation would be sufficient. Would drop her right there, that's too much thinking.
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>>42301053
true Chads can't get herpes they're immune
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>>42301047
>Accomplish nothing in real life
"Let me make fun of that anon who accomplished something, that will really activate his almonds!"
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>>42301071
>immune to herpes
What you describe are fake Chads, and they can't get it because they already have it
True Chads fuck clean bitches so the new generation of the volk is clean
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>>42301027
>Being in disbelief that someone who can only lift 50 pounds gets more qts than you
Try harder
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>>42301006
You sound like a bitch. Post bod """""""Chad"""""""
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>>42301196
>needing a bod to be chad
My sides are in orbit
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