manlet jokes

>What did the manlet say when I asked him for a dollar he owed me?
>"sorry, I'm a little short"

>there is a psychic manlet on the loose!!
>In other words, small medium at large

>how do you piss off a manlet
>give him a yo-yo

>"I'm not a manlet you moron. I'm 5'11"."

t. manlet

>I saw my manlet neighbor on the way back from the gym the other day
>i shouted "hop in, i'll give you a lift home"
>he screamed "fuck off"
>bit rude, i thought as a zipped up my backpack and comtinued walking

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"""/fitness/"""

>>42293381

How many manlets to change a lightbulb?

One plus a ladder

>>42293481
It's me, OP

Ive been posting them to get the ball going

Why do manlets have a hard time raising a family?

They struggle to put food on the table.

A manlet asks his boss for a raise.
His boss gives him an upsie.

>>42293615
heh

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>be a manlet
>see this thread
>try to counter with a lanklet joke
>can't think of anything

DELET

>>42293381
>be Manlet prince in high school at 5'10
>Manlet chad in one of my classes.
>literally 100% stereotype if you discount height.
>he would make fun of me. Call me autist, gay etc. a wide variety of insults
>I would just reply with jokes about his height. (5'6)
>no matter what he said to me, it would always ass blast him to eternity.

Jokes would include "who let the middle schooler in", "I didn't know they let dwarves on roller coasters", "I bet people get tired of being tackled by their knees in football", I wasn't even that good at banter but man, mention his height and he was on the defensive quick

>>42293394
kek

>>42293469
audible kek

>>42293789
These are pretty good.
t. manlet

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there isnt more pathetic than unfunny people trying to be funny. its physically hurt even just to witness
>pic related

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I've been here for 20 minutes writing these jokes.

>Did you hear about the manlet that asked a woman out? In turn, he was rejected!

>Did you hear about the manlet that tried to try out for the basketball team? You can guess what happened!

>Did you hear about the manlet that touched his roof? Neither have I!

>Did you hear about the manlet that tried to escape the friend-zone? He failed!

>>42293481
3 new manlet threads in like 15 minutes
incels brigading again with this and the chad shit

>>42294146
why does this remind me of the minecraft joke book?

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>>42294146
I'm fucking dying

>>42293381
How many manlets does it take to change the height of the smith machine?
3
1 to change the height
2 to provide emotional support

>>42293469
Actually laughed

why is manlet going up the stairs? couldnt reach the elevator button

>>42297992
Kek you forgot the one to give the manlet a bkost to chamge the height

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>>42293413

an aesthetic lanklet walks into a drugs test

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>>42300485
What a dumb joke. I'd make up a comeback about your obvious manlet rage but I don't want to stoop to your level.

>>42300485
>A manlet walks into the doctors office with reaply bad symptoms

>Gets referred to a pediatrician

>>42293381
What does a manlet have in common with a dead baby?
>They're both looked down upon.

>knock knock
Who's there?
>manlet
Manlet who?
>Open up I can't reach the doorbell

>>42300485
only one that made me laugh in this thread

>>42293381
what's really short, and has no potential?

this thread

>>42303031
No u

>>42293789
>look up midget jokes
>replace midget with manlet

>look up tall jokes
>replace tall with lanklet

>>42303352
Several were above average height though, especially if Caesar was 170 cm about 2 000 years ago.

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>>42303817

>>42303826
Literally not moving any goalposts though. Out of those, Hitler, Napoleon and Caesar were all above the average height for their time.
Napoleon was actually pretty tall for a renaissance era Frenchman for example.
People used to be shorter.

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>>42303831
You'll be moving to the gulag if you keep it up lanky kong.

>>42303831

WW2 was 70 years ago senpai. I know a WW2 vet and he's 6'2". How is 5'8" "above average". Are you fucking stupid?

>>42303867
>this one WW2 vet I know is a lot taller than average
>this means his height was the average
lul? Do you not understand what average means? The 6'2" guy you know is just a lot more above average height.
And yes the average height has gotten a noticeable higher in the past 70 years due to a drastic change in the diet of people.

>>42293381
I'm a manlet, how fucked up am I?

>>42304011
>i'm a manlet
KEK

>What's the difference between a new prison and a new manlet?

>Only one will experience knee-grows!

>>42300538
Subtle

A lanklet tripped on a rock and hit his head on the moon.

>>42303883

So I did the research. Hitler was born in 1889. The average height of a German man born in 1890 was 5'7". Hitler was about 5'8".

According to one physician measured study in 2007, the average male height in Germany was 5'9". That would make Hitler about 5'10" by today's standards.

Is 5'10" "well above average" height?