fictional goal body thread
Going for dat dad bod
Virgin
skelle master race
>>42291520
Leon mode
>>42291520
Laocoon, the son of Acoetes, the priest of Apollo the Far-Seer and Leader of the Muses.
>>42291530
you're a big guy
Every thread
Chad Thundercock, obviously.
Plan to cosplay him by the end of next year when the con comes to town.
>>42293303
>fictional
>>42291520
Unironically this. I got the frame, got the hair, got the face.
How to attain this?
>>42293544
>got the hair
you mean the lack of it, right, hoovy?
>>42293657
Maybe...maybe.
always
i even have the same baldness pattern
Saitama!
>>42291520
>tfw even five year olds have a better body than me
>>42294302
A solid choice.
>>42291590
unironically this but more kazuya
>>42294302
This or Dante from DMC3.
>>42291543
>tfw you'll never be Jerky Mode
>eat literally anything
>giant
>genetically engineered to be as close to perfection as possible
>probably a proportionate, and therefore pendulus, dong
>fight for the glory of the Emperor to Make Humanity Great Again
>get to purge
>every man, xeno, and female loin trembles when they see you
fucking dreams right here
But, I had to settle and enlist to be a regular Marine instead, it's basically the same
Also steel man
How long?
>>42293599
>wanting to have no out of shield options
>wanting to not be able to approach for shit
>knowing ill never reach giant rat status
>why live
doable natty?
>>42291520
I want to be post-apocalyptic kung-fu Jesus
How do I into Deku mode?
>Ywn delay-kill your enemies and unironically go "Omae wa mou shindeiru" as they explode into pieces.
>>42291520
how to cope with knowing that you can never actually get as big as the hulk and smash walls ad all that?
>>42297241
Fuck how do you draw a neck so wrong
>>42297783
By being a slanted eyed gook, that's how
>>42297783
You haven't even seen the tip of the iceberg when it comes to weebshit artists.
>>42295089
>this is what marines actually believe
>>42297077
>playing meme games
>>42297885
damn,junpei looked like THAT !?
srs tho I didnt remember him looking this shit is this a shop ?
>tfw spent 36 hours on P3P only to not grind as much as I should have had and got locked in the first Persona Jesus and Techfag battle forever :___:
>>42291520
This kills the pirates
>>42298128
BRUH
>>42293544
"The name's Spencer. Pootis Spencer."
>>42298149
What faggot.
>>42294797
this isnt even that much desu, except for the 10km run
>>42298128
thanks asshole I just got fired
>>42298242
I GOT PROMOTED
>>42298088
Nope, THIS is a shoop. Also it just got worse in P4AU.
>>42291520
wait....you want to be black?
>>42298128
Yeah pretty much this
>>42298233
For real ? I have a feeling that if I did the calisthenics in one day, I wouldn't be able to run a 10K in the same day, and vice versa.
Also reminder that Saitama was a skelly when he started, so it can't have been that easy.
>>42293305
Is Kenpachi the ultimate Athletemode?
>That wiry ottermodeframe packed with dense murdermeat
The girl who introduced me to Bleach had a massive fucking crush on him
All the girls talk about bishi shit like Toshiro or Byakuya but you could hear them fucking moisten when you dropped Kenpachi into it
God tier
look at this motherfucker
>>42293305
No bullshit Kenpachi was my first inspiration, I lost 30kg willing Zaraki mode.
>>42294018
My man
>>42291520
Big Boss mode please
This has gotta be possible natty
For fictional shits and gigs, eh... Dio Brando?
>>42299037
>fake abs
>This is what peak performance looks like
>>42298128
trapmodebestmode
>>42297955
t. guy who couldn't hack it
>>42291520
>>42291520
Bara is the best physique. prove me wrong
The only one that's achievable natty ITT.
>>42293251
>it's a someone posts alex before you episode
>>42298515
The toddler?
>>42298286
Add GOMAD