/fit/ humor

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Your one rep max

My life

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>>42288186

>>42288164
Why waste our time making fun of fit people when we could be making fun of fat people

>>42289015
It sure is summer. /fit/ humor threads are the best.

>>42288186
holy shit kek

>>42288164
Seems like she made a reasonable reaction and anon acted like a baby

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>>42288291
He look like jaquen from game of thrones

fuck off lil jewboy

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>>42288164
i actually laughed

i just fucked a grill off tinder just so everybody knows

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>sorry i made cube

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have to sort out /fit folder

>>42291317
Did anyone screencap that thread?

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>>42291606
yus

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>>42291317

>>42288164
Holy fucking shit lmo

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>>42288186
M A D M A N

>>42291325
I was in this thread, it was effin gr8

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>>42288186
omG!1 LOL!!

>>42288164
Reply with "I'm the dangalang man."

>>42288186
HOLy +SHIT KEK. FuCKING UPVOTED

>>42288164
holy LEL, do we have a continuation???>>42288186
nice

>>42291317
thats a tesseract not a cube you idiot

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Any other rare Chad vs Virgins?

>>42293483
That's a projection of a tesseract, you idiot.

>>42289144

oh shit he does lmao hahah that makes it all the more hilarious

>when im not switching faces with the man faced god im slaying puss with my tinder profile

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>>42293583
>implying Jason has never had abs

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>>42294634
mirin

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The Nerd Scoot

- safety first multi-padding helmet with large face shield for more visibility of people you are trying to avoid
- hiking shoes offer comfort and stability for if ever you need to hop off and help an old lady cross the street
- Scooter is just like new! Nice and clean, washed by dad
- quiet, economical, perfect for getting from A to B (as long as you are staying within the suburbs)
- Sat perfectly upright as if you are at your computer desk
- Facial hair gives a soft cushioning when the chin strap holds helmet on to stop chaffing

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>>42295984

The Chad Cruise

- Audio-quality first multi-channel headphones with noise-cancelling effects reversed to make as much noise as possible to people nearby
- bare feet so you can feel the air breeze through you and better direct air towards the nads for pheromone proliferation in case any stacies are crossing the road nearby
- Bike barely works but has huge loud engine. Leaks oil all over the road and hasnt been washed in years.
- used on motorways, streets, offroad, through shopping malls and high schools, maintaining full control all the way
- Lounged perfectly horizontal as if receiving snapchats on the sofa back at home
- Minimal clothing to ensure even tan. Fluorescent Orange shorty shorts ensure that your groin and ass are visible from miles away, night or day

>>42296058
gets me everytime

>>42288186
Fpbp
SAVAGE

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oops typo

>>42296032
Post the motivation pics made in this style.

>>42296046
One of my fucking favorites

>>42294669
Jesus, that guy on the right looks like his stomach is a trash bag packed with lumpy shit.

>>42291325
TLDR

>>42291633
thank you anon

>>42296134

not funny it worka

U just ignorant

>>42296117
"That guy"

>t. newfag

>>42296046
this will never not be funny

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>>42288186
I'M GUNNA FUCKING CUM

>>42296253
>>>/Tumblr/

>>42296068
this is beautiful

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>dreaming last night
>in a strip club
>had hottest stripper 10/10
>sat on my lap
>my dick has reached diamond on the hardness scale
>puts her head real close to mine
>really like that feeling
>told her we can just cuddle
>ended up cuddling with a stripper in a dream instead
>cant even get laid in my dreams
>I wish i could go back
>her skin was soft
>she never even took off her clothes

haha hilarious

>>42296117
>new fag

>>42297763
>>her skin waa soft

.........

>>42297763
Never sealed the deal in mine either. Something always interrupts

>>42297763
>cant even get laid in my dreams
Same senpai

>>42288291
> when they dont have a tinder for x-men

>>42295984
>>42296068
capped

>>42291633
>can't decide routine today
>rolls dice

>>42297763
>told her we can just cuddle

This is where it all went wrong senpai

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>>42293583

>>42296104
jesus christ they killed that poor woman's innocence.

>>42296117
Lurk more

>>42296117
Golem get ye gone

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>>42298766
>>42298799
>>42298812

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>>42288164

>>42296104
10/10

>>42288186
All those responses to that post
It really is summer

>>42296046
>>42298766
>>42298799
>>42298812

Holy fuck I'm dead

>>42298483
Look at that fucking trigger discipline after he assassinated that guy. Truly, an alpha.

>>42288186
D E V I L I S H
E
V
I
L
I
S
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>>42296104
I fucking die laughing everytime I come across this screencap

>>42291325
Fucking artful

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>>42296104
Classic kek.

dunno if this fits but im on keto and I literally had a nightmare about my mom forcefeeding me white bread.

So I went to the YMCA today...

>Finished working out
>Went to get in the sauna
>50 year old man with beer gut is inside
>Is "working out".
>Keeps stepping up on the bench
>Then stepping down
>Other people are also inside the sauna
>Wait until he leaves
>Others say that he keeps stepping on the bench, leaves, showers, and comes straight back.
>Keeps saying "this is how the russians do it"
>Man comes back, and I leave to shower.
>Before I'm done, he gets in the stall beside mine
>I hear him grunting in the shower.
>Begin to see urine puddling inside the stall.

This happened less than an hour ago by the way.

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>>42291097
>tfw one of your kids is Karl Pilkington

>>42299840
Beta pussy, you should have pissed on him

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lift for toshino

>>42294669
That pretentious cunt on the left is sipping Starbucks at the gym while using Apple products. I saw a video saying niggers compulsively require corporate brands of the highest price and quality to make themselves. I'm convinced.

>>42299252
yeh but you see it's ironic so it's ok

>>42299396
>>42298483
what's the story behind the chad assassination?

>>42300222
http://time.com/4608713/russia-turkey-assassination-photos/

I got this from googling "picture taken during live assassination"

>>42296225
This is coping at its finest.

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>>42296068
is this legal

>>42300512
that is a fucking incredible photograph

>>42288186
this was a meme from like 2 years ago

>>42300733
Nice dubs but joke does not equal meme. Meme is representation of culture, as you unintentionally pointed out. Jokes can be memes, but not all jokes are memes.

>>42300671
Not in my state. Can't speak for the other 49.

>>42296117
That's exactly what a cookie cutter porn addict would say

>>42300828
shut the fuck up

>>42293543
This isn't accurate.
t. Floridafag

>>42296104
shes posting videos again on youtube

>>42296046
Jesus fucking kek, that's hilarious

>>42296046
how the fuck do you have four autistic kids? that's like winning powerball but instead of money being given to you, you spend it on the kids for the next 40 years

Anybody got Buddha eating 5 dozen eggs?

>>42299396
He was a cop; probably was so used to training with guns that he did it involuntarily.

>>42296058
I remember this. was good bread.

>>42297763

>haven't seen fwb in several months
>see her in dream
>she's eager to give me the suck
>right before she does friend calls and wakes me up
>irrationally angry
>he thinks I'm just not a morning person

>>42288186
damn son

>>42289144
That's not his real name. He actually doesn't have a name. Retard

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>>42298483
>>42300222

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>>42288186
do these summer cucks really not know this bit from like a year ago

>>42289015
>amerilards
>people
think again anon

>>42293583
Jason had that Gideon guy as his rival

>>42288186
put me in the screencap plz

>>42299252
>>42302513
t. Summerfags

>>42300647
i bet you've platinumed wii gay sex

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>>42288186
Roasted tbhfam

>>42294669
Lenny is fucking blacker than a black guy

>>42291097
young fitlit and r9k

>>42288186
NATURE BOY RICK FLARIN
Ature
Ture
Ure
Rick
E

>>42296104
That was 10/10

>>42297763
>Had multiple different vivid dreams recently
>Strangle a man to death in one
>One last night
>Wake up in dream
>Come into kitchen
>Hold my baby girl in arms
>My dad's there and says he's proud of me
>Wake up
Thing is, I know my dad's proud.

>>42300828
Memes are jokes that are repeated, sometimes with slight variations of the joke
Not talking about the origibal meaning of the word, but the modern internet usage definition

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>>42296040

>>42302208
Someone started making these that completley misunderstands the meme. It went from parody (virgin does something in such a way as not bother anyone, chad intentionally bothers everyone all the time, etc) to Chad power fantasy masturbation. It's really weird.

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>>42302208
This one is great

>>42304686
What the hell is going on in that pic?
I love it btw

>>42304795
>flex a 'cep

classic

>>42304494
The meme was that chad was the polar opposite of the virgin, to highlight the absurdity of the virgin posts in the first place (virgin walk vs chad).

>>42304494
Original chad walk had some elements of that tho

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>>42288186
Holy fuck my sides will never be the same!!! FPBP!!

>>42304767
Twin Peaks, agent Dale Cooper really enjoyed his "Damn Good Coffee" with cherry pie.

>>42291325
Holy shit what was a good read

>>42304846
She would say
>damn, mirin.. too bad you're dead now
Worth it 100 percent

>>42296024
>new mustang 2011
>posted 08/19/15
what

>>42305036
Too lazy to make fun of you, just finish reading it and feel bad afterward.

>>42302506
why is /fit/ so obsessed with lazy town wtf

>>42305116
We all want to be Number 1

>>42298766
chad is literally asking for a guy to suck his dick there, in my country its common to see old marries dudes on the bathrooms looking at other peoples dick and trying to suck someone off

>>42303205
Y-you mean you don't try to master everything you do? Sound pretty beta to me.

>>42305267
What a bitch. Source?

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>>42293583

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>>42305290
no idea

>>42295984
>>42296068

fucking kek
Thanks for putting a smile on my face, anon

>>42298812
Am i the only one thag finds these inspiring?

>>42305299
>tfw I unironically do some of these things ...

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>>42305010

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>>42305310
no
fucking
way

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>>42288164

>>42305299
As someone from a bike-centric city this made me lel
>tfw I found my bike abandoned in the street on my way home from a party
>It's a ~1980s town bike
>Rattles so much when I'm biking that I don't need a bell
>Only foot break is functional, hand breaks are cut and the cable is flopping around when I'm biking
>no gears
>no light
>the entire thing is full of rust
>lock is so rusty i have to hammer the key in in order to be able to unlock it
>paddles are shit

I love my bike

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>>42299474
Luisa Zissman

>>42304994
ah I got a whip of Blue Velvet. Guess it wasn't too far off. I'll take this as a sign I need to watch Twin Peaks at last. Thanks, anon.

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>>42288186
>not sure if this board is actually so full of newfags they don't recognize the meme or if every single post is ironic

>>42288186
TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K

>>42301284
sauce pls bruh

>>42297763
Similair feels here, I usually spend time with some unknown qt from my imagination and just when the chance arises I wake up or something bizarre happens. Then I wake up and I miss her smell.

>>42305267
I don't get this

>>42299396
Everytime all I see is that proper TD. Perfection.

>>42288164
Jfc this biard has the worst "sense of humor". 99% of these threads makes me cringe at the thought of idiots actually being amused by such shit

>>42304846
>>42305010
Whats with this creatine meme? I dont think I get it.

>>42306521
check out some /mu/mor threads

>>42296068
Please someone make one of this into a comic with the virgin moped.

Something about always wearing a helmet, gloves, and jacket, even in 90 degree heat
Still manages to get sunburnt
Always arrives smelling like body odor
Rains on him half the time
Drivers never see him and run him off the road
Uses his blinker in a parking lot
Bought it because it's cheaper than a car
Always has an extra helmet incase someone needs a ride

>>42306631
Shit i didn't see >>42295984 because I'm retarded

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>>42296024
it's not bad actually

>>42306655
On that note, someone get meta and make a virgin vs chad about posting on /fit/

>>42305486
Damn, that kid already lost. Fat this early.

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>>42306694
Kavinsky is GOAT

>>42306404
It's in the screencap you dingaling, she posted a comment

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>>42306525

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>>42297763
I know your sadness my friend

>>42296046
that made my day, thanks

>>42306344
ironic memeing is outlawed during summer

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>>42306773

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Fwaaa

>>42291325
this was great

>>42294541
>he can't see a 4 dimensional object embedded in a .png file just by looking
lmao, you humans and your underdeveloped eyeballs

>>42296046
I can't stop laughing in Chipotle and everyone keeps looking at me

>>42293583
>Jason never had a rival
>Who is Gideion
>Who is Josh Foxx
>Who is that black hater troll trainer
>Who is that black "not in the AM bro, please" guy

>not using "litaly"

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>>42305639
Sensible chuckle

>>42300828
Memes are literally running gags. Its literally a joke.

>>42296104
I remember this thread. Good times

>>42306090
did she ever release nudes

>>42291633
he doesn't have a leg day?

>>42304845
>absurdity of the virgin posts in the first place (virgin walk vs chad).

The virgin walk is accurate. It made so many virgins angry that they decided to attack it by calling it silly. I do almost none of the things listed on the virgin walk and it's because the virgin walk has been talked about for years, it just didn't have a name. Anyone trying to make it seem absurd is literally the virgin in the picture and cannot fathom any other way to conduct himself physically.

The memes are hilarious but they're sadly mistaken, confident body language is hardly a lie.

Boy this post will make some people mad won't it

>>42307241
Curious is the trapmaker's art

>>42307021
shit that happens to me too dude

>>42307233
Maybe it's on the backside of the cube

>>42306964
>Have friend over
>Looks in my fridge
>All the food I own is meat, cheddar cheese, and butter
>Watches as I eat an entire meal 2k calorie meal of sausage, ground beef, and cheese cooked in butter
>Feels sick and leaves

It's true to life.

>>42296104
gives me a good chuckle but ultimately a little sad

>>42307570
>cheese cooked in butter
>americans

>>42296104
>2015
Jeez time flies, feels like yesterday

>>42307829
>Not stuffing your meat with cheese to fry in butter

It's like you don't even want to get big.

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>>42302208
Chad flags is the icing on the cake

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>>42307869
>2011+6
>Not nostalgia-ing about 2011

>>42296104
You can tell she got more slutty now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFEW_wWtoHw&ytbChannel=Katie%20loves%20classic%20books


Her voice is a good asmr tho

>>42307986
most of her views probably comes from 4shen

>>42305310
Women and some men do that. Is there any real bonus to doing it like this? I can go to the last weight while just sitting.

>>42289125
>Seems like she made a reasonable reaction and anon acted like a baby
welcome to 4chan.

>>42296104
Holy shit balls. That poor woman.

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>>42293583

>>42307055
Frankencain looks scary until you remember he's a manlet.

>>42307986
It's like she overcame her sexual anxiety over the course of the 6 videos on her channel. Her voice slowly becomes less meek and less skittish.

>>42296046

One of those ones where its really funny at first but then you think about it for a sec and realize anyone that would say that to the mom is a huge piece of shit and you feel bad for laughing

Why can't everyone just no bully

>>42296134
is-is this real???

>>42296024
Holy shit I love this.

>>42304831
Top kek

>>42296046
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAJAJA FUCKING KEEEK

>>42302193
I was there for the initial /pol/ thread; some anon there took a look at the kids and figured it wasn't autism but consecutive cases of fetal alcohol syndrome

>>42302398
What's his actual name?
As far as I can tell he's just a faceless man, and anyone could be him

>>42308048
No bonus, it's the same as putting your whole body into an isolation, it's just stupid

>>42306874
Fucking le mayo

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Does anyone have that list of shitty /fit/ pickup lines with wojak on the background?

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>>42308768
this?

>>42305267
Why should he care

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>>42305290
>What a bitch.
Fucking mgtow

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>>42288186
UPBOATED

>>42291373
GOAT

>>42309089

jeus christ i'm dying

>>42305639
Anyone have original source of vid?

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>>42291633
Ah hell I feel happy. I finally see a screencap of thread I was in. i feel good.

>>42305144
>that feel when milk and nuts count for most of my calories
Being a skelly is hell

>>42309366
comedy gold

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>>42309358

>>42309083
Kek this is fucking great

>>42305486
>still has a better chance of making it than boogy

>>42305299
This one is great

>>42309366
Farewell my sides. Also check'd.

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>>42300674
This one is the best one. Looks like something that should be in the next John Wick movie.

>>42309366
What pisses me off is how these normies see a clear troll and decide to counter by trashing a random girl in his picture. Hope that legend still comments to this day.

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>>42306525
The supreme gentleman was on creatine.

>>42291325
we will achieve it one day

>>42302513
Pretty sure it's ironic.

>>42304494
Still pretty fun though

>>42306761
she reads a lot. I cannot keep up with this lit chick

>>42310781
holy fucking kek how could I miss this

>>42291325
Dying at Saint Scoobius

>>42301263
18 is the age of consent in Florida

>>42296046
Laughed out loud in my gym. Totally fucking worth it.

How do I even avoid the virgin walk? I don't want to be like you guys, but its hard.

>>42311282
Get laid

>>42288291
Legit shot water through my nose.

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>>42310314
>>42300674
>>42300512
>>42300222
>>42298483
Here is another shot of it, I enjoyed this one more it gives a bit of a surreal feeling to it.

>>42294634
unironically looks better than 95% of /fit/

>>42307594
My penis just involuntarily retracted into my abdomen upon seeing that image.

>>42296104
SHE MADE A NEW CHANNEL

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA

>>42306631
>Something about always wearing a helmet, gloves, and jacket, even in 90 degree heat

>heat being an excuse to not stay safe
wew lad

>>42311714
kek

>>42307021
>I can't stop laughing in Chipotle
It's called Spanish, anon

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>>42288186

>>42297763

Go on no fap. Last streak I had a wet dream around 1 month.
>getting head from girl
>feel like I'm gonna cum
>part of me wants to pull out
>instead in the dream I grab her head and facefuck her till I cum
>super nice nut
waking up wasn't the greatest with the clean up tho. Can't imagine what it would be like on test considering on test I was dreaming about fucking girls like every night and even during like a 30 min nap

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>>42300828

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>>42311386

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>>42305036
l-linear progression senpai

>>42289125
>The joke.
Your head.

>>42294634
>he will literally never look this good again

>>42305579
The fucking hats in the mirrors gets me everytime

>>42296106
this

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>>42296134
Who would win?

>>42306458
Humans are not actually able to come up with new faces in their dreams. Every sex dream you've seen has been with someone you have seen at least once in real life.

>>42312440
Kek.
I'd go see it in theaters.

>>42312661

tell me how would you prove or disprove that, or do you just believe any shit some faggot says?

>>42312749
I asked the man in my dream who keeps telling me when it's time to go.

>>42312661
>Every sex dream you've seen has been with someone you have seen at least once in real life.
If the problem is that you can't come up with new faces in your dreams, can't you just dream about someone your imagination came up with while awake?

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>>42291325
the only thing missing is Supermang ringing the fucking bell tower

>>42312598
Chad's also surrounded by Nigers. Why would we want this?

does anyone have a picture of chad from faceforward?

>>42306773
Goddamn it I remember this picture. I was in the thread where we were just shitposting different modifications of it. I deleted them off my hard drive because that was months ago and I figured they'd never come up again
Anyone got the pics from this thread saved?

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>>42288186

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>>42298483

>>42296117
Lurk more please if you aren't aware of who that is on the right.

>>42291373
>2 /fit/coins have been deposited into your account

Holy sh*t that was funny.

>>42313613
???

Can't remember completly but has anyone the pictures of different exercises shown by a drawn figure like reverse deadlift/ barbell flys etc...?

>>42309366

> benches almost two times his squat

Fucking egolifters

>>42306745
>>42306694

thats correct

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>>42288186

>>42298483
For pic on left it should be Wentworth Miller at the start of Prison Break when he's robbing a bank. He came out as gay but he's total alpha

>>42288291
How do I achieve spiderman mode?

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>>42309358

>>42296058
>fish oil
>crushed up
:-)

>>42300058
This. It's the materialism gene.

>>42309399
yes

>>42292634
>girls with humour
She probably got the joke from tumblr or something. Women are not funny

>>42306874
That sweater looks uncomfortable as hell

>>42300058
Niggers have low IQ, macho/insecurity issues and no ambition. Of course they'll be like this

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>>42296117
Gas yourself kike

>>42309358
D E L E T

>>42297763
>have sex in a dream
>feel like I'm about to cum
>immediately gain lucidity and realise I'll have a wet dream if I continue
>stop having sex and change dream
>for some reason the lucidity only lasts long enough to avoid waking up with cum in my briefs

>>42294634
On gear and had Adam stalking him 24/7

>>42296040
>Struggling with sub 200 lbs bench

>>42307050
>that time gideon told him he was sending him 100$ for his bday but sent him 3 buck and jason kept going around screaming that gideon owes him 97 buck

>>42306631
>Something about always wearing a helmet, gloves, and jacket, even in 90 degree heat
ATGATT

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>>42311386

>>42309399
In Far Cry 3 those children would already be dead.

>>42309366
>Jimmy Bbc Rustle
>profile pic
My fucking sides are MIA

>>42306344
this