I am skinny.
I do martial arts.
I want to get buff to impress my girlfriend but i can't afford to go to the gym (timewise and moneywise to an extent)
IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET BUFF VIA CALISTHENICS?
no heart, not gonna make it
You can get a good looking body butt people wont be like daym that nigga hyuge when you wear clothes
>>42287458
Yes, but you'll have to eat a lot more than you currently do
>>42287458
The only way to get huge like /fit is guzzle 700 pounds of protein extract from human seaman, pump 300 pounds polates x3 reps, 19 reps, eat nothing else but broccoolli and idolize a dead dude in a sauna
eat much more while doing body weight exercises you should be good.
But try to find a 24 hour gym. Weight training is also great for martial arts
>>42287458
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
For upper body, do progressions till you're doing 12x5 for pull-ups and dips, then get a backpack and start doing them weighted.
Do yourself some planks and hanging leg raises for core/ab/oblique work
For legs, iunno, do some cycling I guess. Cardio as a bonus.
Eat more
Check out the /bodyweightgeneral/ thread, I'd bet they know what they're talking about.