>that guy who comes to the gym after you and leaves before you

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>>42275396
>that guy the reverse of what you said
Tfw I'm good at memes

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>that guy who spends twice as long in the gym as you for half the gains

>that guy who equips himself with megamorph before lifting

>>42275574
>not using Raigeki to clear the equipment you need.

Never gonna make it anon.

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>that guy who forgets his bar lube at home

>that curlbro who uses polymerization on the SSfag

>>42275396

>That guy who is lifting with shit form, and checking himself in the mirror every 5 seconds thinking he's grown, when in reality, muscle only grows during rest.

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>that guy who has an effect
>tfw you're a normie card

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>that guy who slams the weights unnecessarily

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>that one fucker that activated gravity bind on your last rep of squats

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>that guy who greets everyone with a firm handshake, eye contact, and a smile

>that guy who asks if you're using the squat rack when you're obviously not using it

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>That one guy who brought his pet dragon to the gym who then proceeded to negate everyone's gains

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>that guy who uses swords of revealing light in the middle of your workout, forcing you to wait three sets before continuing

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>>42275943
> That guy who uses Catapult Turtle to launch a Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your gains.

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>that guy who steals your lifting routine and makes the amount of gains you did in one session

>that guy who dumbell squats with awful form, gets corrected by a trainer, and then moves to the machines

>>42275993
>post errata

NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

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>>42275396


>That guy who goes around giving every one advice and explaining how they are doing an exercise wrong but they look like pic related.

>>42276041
porn?

>>42275396
>that indian guy who always wears a weight belt even when he's just riding the cycle and has bad elbows so he keeps rocking his arms to the sky like he's at a concert

>that guy who never sanitizes his equipment after use

FUUUUUCK YOU

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>>42276188
>mfw that's me

>>42276188
>he sweats from working out

Loser

>>42275691
Wait thats the perfect qhysique

>>42275396
>that guy that walks around for 5 minutes between sets

>that guy who drinks water between sets

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You're lift shouldn't last more then 45 mins -1 hour (excluding cardio) lift fast and superset you fucking beta

>>42275993
>cheat reps

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>that guy that activates "Unity" and then activates this card
>makes sure to stick his hand down his gym shorts, rubs his hand all over his balls, and then reaches his hand out for the handshake

>only black guy in the gym
>does one set of 1pl8 bench press
>spends 20 minutes talking to some people he knows
>leaves

what the fuck did i just watch

>>42277076
You're that beta fuck that throws weights around trying to train to fight even though youve never been in one and ironically momentum is doing most of the work.
>tfw never worked on your brain

>>42275396
>>that guy who comes to the gym after you and leaves before you
has a plan and is doing a more effective routine than you are

>>42277401
I don't know man. He looked really scrawny

>>42277401
This so much

You lift heavy when you're big
>less reps

Happened to me today.
I did my workout in an hour and the guy hadn't finished deadlifts. Yeah he was diddlying 4pl8+ but for an hour? I dunno.

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>that guy who ritual summons in the squat rack
>he uses Relinquished to absorb your gains

feels bad man

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When will they learn?

>>42275396
>that guy who's been there for a while when you arrive and is still there when you leave 2 hours later
I swear he's there for 3+ hours, just pinballing between every machine and exercise in existence.

>>42276662

>t. Sweatlet

>>42275396

>that guy who always wears almost hotpants-like shirts and always pulls up his sleeves on his t-shirt to show off his gains because he's an insecure manlet
>tfw that same guy always tries to talk to everyone in the gym and seeks approval from girls by asking them to spot and fails to actually deliver
>tfw that same guy oils himself during his workout and stays longer than you just because he can't just work out and be done with it

I'm a manlet myself but when I see him, I really understand why taller guys look down on manlets and laugh

>>42278636

hotpants-like shorts, my bad

>that guy who farts every set because he obviously need to shit but refuses to go

>>42275903
I AM THAT GUY

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>not lifting for serenity
>not wishing you were the first thing you saw when she took her bandages off

>>42279840
I fucked it don't hate me

>>42276188
If you care that much sanitize it before YOU use it dude.

>>42275396
Sometimes that's me but I don't dick around on my nsaphone in between sets.

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>that guy who always mires himself doing dumbbell curls

>>42280000
>that guy who plays nobleman of crossout on your squats
>mfw everyone at the gym has to remove their barbells from play

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>>42280135
forgot image

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Is this natty?

>>42280000
>that guy who imitates king of gets

I-I thought skinnyfats were recommended shorter workout sessions

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>>42275908
>this is the censored American version of the card

>>42275903
this guy motivated me to stay in the gym, he made the first couple months really nice

I have no idea how gyms without this guy can function, the turboautists like me would cancel their memberships in a day

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>that guy that isn't focusing on his workout but rather everyone else around him

>that guy who always comes in right after you're done with your compounds and might think all you ever do is isolate

>>42275928
>machine
>xyz
>zyzz

he's still alive brehs

>that dyel faggot using the neck machine no one ever uses

Easy way to spot a /fit/ poster

>>42275884
>implying everyone here isn't a low ATK lvl 3.

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>that shamelessly airing out his balls under the blow dryer
>mfw it's me

>>42280606
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKK

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>That guy with twice the genetics that you have

>>42281541
88+4? How is that possible