Haven't seen one of these threads in a while. Anybody got any good protein fart stories?
>be me
>sit in my chair in my room
>i drink my protons
>suddenly a big proton brap
>smells like vanilla
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>sitting in plastic chair
>loud toot
>it reverberates against the chair
>cat is startled and runs out of bedroom
10/10 would fart again
>farted
>smelled bad