>GF wants to "dominate" me
>"Don't let me win anon"
>"It'll ruin the fun if you let me win anon"
>It will be really fun anon"
>Tries to wrestle me into cuffs
>She cannot, with both arms, move my arm
>Tries laying on my arm
>Lift her
>She winds herself trying to wrestle me
>Life is pain
>Put on medium T shirt
>Shoulders stretching out the fabric
>Put on large T shirt
>waist on T shirt makes it look I just lost 200 lbs
>Life is pain
I don't deal well with dumb questions or statements directed at me
>"Boy you sure do eat a lot"
>"wanna help me move?"
>"You aren't on steroids are you?"
>"Bro" jokes
>"so could you kick anon's ass?"
"ha ha, sure"
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