Is there anything fucking worse than being in the gym with a

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Is there anything fucking worse than being in the gym with a yellow lifter?

>be in gym
>in the middle of a sick chest workout
>out of nowhere Jackie Chan shows up
>gets on the bench next to mine
>watch him pick up 30's
>get in position to do dumbbell flies
>halfway through the fly it becomes a press
>finishes as a fly
>this goes on for 7 reps
>Jackie releases the dragon and throws the weights to his sides to the point where one rolls across the room

It doesn't stop there

>Jackie is now with Chun Lee
>Jackie lifts up his shirt and reveals the chest of a 12 year old
>Starts doing some strange flexing
>Chun Lee laughs and claps
>Starts dancing

How do I end this?