Fit humor thread
>>42265133
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
Extremely minor Game of Thrones spoilers.
>>42265133
>>42265133
RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE
but srs, I could fap to her meaty pussy
Your one rep max
Oh good, someone edited it.
>buck
>>42265282
hahahaha I woke the house
>>42265282
The eunuch dude should work out some more, that slave girl is a gains goblin apparently
>>42265298
Yea id still fuck her skelly ass
>>42265133
Anyone else want to force feed her until she becomes a THICC goddess?
>>42265405
> replies to wrong account
Gets me everytime
>>42265282
Holy shit thats good
>>42265366
>>42265377
yeah, grey worm needs to get on grey skull if he wants to fix his gyno
>>42265528
pic related
>>42265133
Achievable natty?
>>42265551
doable in six months of Starting Starve
>>42265389
DAAAAMN, she looks like THAT!?
>>42265568
>not Starving Strength
>>42265634
No she doesn't
>>42265297
HIP OVERDWRIVE!!
>>42266546
T H I C C
>>42266665
What a waste
>>42266666
>>42265227
A modern classic.
>>42265298
Funny thing is, she's probably vegan because not eating food means not eating meat either.
Somebody post the guy who set up the powerrack that was too tall for his ceiling
>>42265389
Is this a Shoop?
>>42265282
Euron is so fucking badass,
>>42265295
/fit/ in a nutshell
>>42265419
I feel bad for her son.
>>42265282
euron still is a dumbass
>manages to surprise an entire fleet and attacks them with superior forces
>burns every ship down with fireballs instead of seizing them and becoming more powerful
greatest captain of the 14 seas my ass, insanity doesn't make up for idiocy
>>42267206
They would never have given up the ship's dumb ass
>>42267250
also are you implying that a bunch of feminist cunts would be able to stand up to the cream of the iron islands?
>>42267044
no the water is smart so it camouflages her.
>>42267172
That niggas name is fallyn star lol
>>42265282
I'm fucking dead
>>42266999
>>42267206
>>42267380
theres a reason the greyjoys lost their stupid rebellion
>>42265226
I fucking love the way indian people act online
>>42265282
>tfw your webm makes it to different boards
>>42266665
every fucking time i see this shop its getting worst and worst, i love it
>>42268895
this is the best new meme in a long time, I need to start saving these.
>>42265133
>>42270434
>are, not art
>did, not didst
fucking dropped after part 2, horrendously written
>>42268895
Wait
The virgin would stop being a virgin then
>>42270969
If only everything was that simple
>>42270969
You don't stop being a virgin just because you have sex, anon, the virgin is a state of mind.
>>42271035
This.
I'm not virgin but still virgin-walk everytiem.
>>42270969
ONe might say thaat is part of the jooke
>>42266999
>that cabbage patch kid doll on the top right
>>42268895
>only one sock on the left foot, and it dangles by his toes, only way he can cum
>>42266665
CHLOE SMASH!
>>42268895
>>42271182
>>42271138
>>42271138
>>42268895
These aren't funny
>>42265410
Yeah, she'd be super cute with a higher BMI.
>>42271218
I think they are, so shut the fuck up
>>42271218
These are gloriously stupid, as memes are supposed to be.
>>42271161
>>42271161
>surronded by niggers, even a literal one
>>42270434
>Ecce Homo (no Homo)
Thats really funny because Ecce Homo really means behold the man.
>>42265389
Thiccc
>>42268895
Chad has brown hair.
>>42265282
Whoever made this, I wish you success in all your current endeavors.
>>42268372
i couldnt even get my back that round if i tried
also does she seriously wear a fucking weightlifting belt for her 1pl8 dl?
>>42265476
its possible the twitter account changed its username you know
>>42265227
oh hey, I was just over there! wow, what a whacky coincidence!
>>42265297
Ah, the Fibonacci Press. Classic.
>>42265297
>and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the fabled questionmark bench
>>42271479
It's 110kg from what I can see. Still not exactly belt territory but not 1pl8.
>>42265133
>Fit humor thread
We already have one >>42242257
>>42265295
To be fair. It's a million times better.
He'll be able to shit post for longer because of better health.
>>42269801
Good job man, it's really well made.
>>42265282
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>42270655
>>42271161
Virgin Gorda is literally the fat Virgin (female)
>>42268895
Chad's head and pubes have the same haircut.
10/10
>>42265282
I fucking love Euron
Everyone is that damn show looks like they need to take a fat shit but Euron is having a fun ride
>>42266665
is this shopped
>>42265282
>>42273017
no
>>42273048
I kek everytiem
Chloe is now Chlad
>>42265551
DNP...Not even once.
>>42273106
she has a better frame than I do
>>42271148
/fit/ on left /fa/ on right
>>42266665
Stando Powah! Hinjaku Hinjaku!
>>42271161
Being landlocked is a bad thing though
>>42273048
>the guy sitting behind her
>>42274404
what guy?
>>42273048
>>42273136
These are new ones for me, priceless!!
>>42265133
I genuinely did not see the arms until after I read "flexing" and looked for them.
>>42266665
GOODBYE JOJOOOOOOOO!
>>42265377
For a eunuch he looks pretty big... Imagine having to train without your balls...
>>42274547
da fuck
>>42274660
Chloe Moretz has left humanity behind! It's the power of the mask
>>42274547
don't disrespect her with photoshop, she's perfectly normal
>>42274691
who da fuck is that girl
>>42274716
chloe grace moretz
>>42274716
I'm Hitgirl.
>>42274440
it's of this face
>>42271450
>>42274440
I just want to know her routine and stack.
>>42265358
Some1 skipped legday XDXDXD
>>42265295
this is me in every way except I don't have curly hair but
>brown hair
>green shirt
>square glasses
>notebook
>slouching
all checks out
>>42266999
What's with the cane?
>>42274384
in the end, so is being a chad
r-right guys?
>>42265199
Anyone else got more cringey body acceptance/ "lol being healthy is for losers and tryhards" comics?
/fit/ corrupted or no, these always make me laugh, but my supply is low.
>>42271385
shoo shoo gains goblin
>>42265133
thank ms skeltal
>>42275187
God I need to fucking draw something. I haven't drawn in days and I don't know why I don't.
>>42275187
>800 jumping jacks
>1300 calories in one cookie
In what fucking universe?
>>42275473
A cookie pizza might be around that.
>>42275187
I don't like those comics, but I also don't like making fun of them. There are a lot of self hating fatties who need positive encouragement, and need to know that it is okay to fuck up once in a while. I have a friend like that, who is SUPER hard on himself when he makes a mistake, so he is afraid to even try.
What I hate about those comics, though, is that they encourage people to not even try at all, just roll over and accept your life as it is. That is also a shitty message.
>>42265133
THE VON CARSTEIN
>>42274942
kek
>>42269801
>>42272266
actually if you're tall the chair needs to be high so that your feet can rest flat on the floor
>>42271505
fuckin, underrrated post
>>42265419
>FALLYN STAR
I hope his classmate's parents took out life insurance on them.
>>42265532
Is that vegen gains?
>>42270698
man, i never finished reading jack of fables
>>42271148
accurate
>>42270969
being a virgin is a way of life
it was never about sex.
>>42265514
ya know, without the photoshop, it actually doesnt seem like that bad of a body. Could use a lot of work, but aint bad at all.
>>42271056
>tfw everytime i walk into a store or somewhere i have to fix my posture and take out my headphones
>>42270969
>>42271035
>>42276744
True, i first fucked a girl when i was 19 but i didn't stop being a virgin till i was 25
>>42271161
This fucking meme goes too far
>>42273048
There is no way this isnt shopped, holy shit.
>>42276881
Tfw 19 right now, I've dicked 4 girls but never came once.... I'm thinking I just need hotter grills, less thiccness
>>42271505
pls
>>42271218
>virgins
>when will they learn
>>42271056
what is virgin walk?
>>42268895
So basically don't be a jew
>>42271218
virgin trap pls go
>>42277673
>>42275187
Here here
>>42278226
>>42278234
>>42278234
>48 easy payments
Fitness is free, don't buy anything!
>>42278241
Sorry to hear you had another stroke, Carl
>>42276599
kekked and checked
>>42278226
>>42278234
>>42278241
Fucking hell I hate these. Every time I see them I rage. Quintessential normie delusions.
>>42266665
>>42265226
Shit that got me good kek
>>42273048
Holy shit I fucking lost it.
>>42277969
That's horrible. What sort of low self esteem faggot would do such a thing? It looks hard to maintain. Why not just walk properly? That's how lots of gays walk in sydney.
>>42278275
>the man is fit while the girl is a landwhale
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?
>>42278468
>>42278275
>what did they mean by this?
BBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPFPFTZZGOY
>>42273048
this is making me nervous
>>42278555
im undergoing cocoon mode but not by my own will
>>42273048
That fucking hombre in the back
>>42265133
>>42278367
>getting /fit/ doesn't matter, because we all get old anyway
>getting "smarter" and more "interesting" matters, even though we all die
I have a theory: the reason this "artist" says that he'd rather read than lift is because it's possible to look like you're smart with minimal effort (emphasis on looking).
>>42271148
/fitlit/
>>42271505
>>42266665
GIVE ME THE ELECTORS, DAHNALD!!!
>>42274547
NANI??
>>42278555
Fixed
>>42278562
>is Elliot Hulse
every fucking time
>>42265295
glasses aside, thats pretty much me
>>42265133
>>42271148
no homo though
>>42271161
>>42273048
holy fuck I was looking for the gay homeless blowjob for at least 10 seconds before I noticed """her"""
>>42265366
>how does perspective work?
clearly not shopped
>>42278555
>not including BRAAAPPP
>>42278689
A L P H A
(pls respond)
>>42278562
>dosen't say no homo
kek
>>42265282
11.5/10
>>42265199
>6 years
>no gains
>>42271148
Chad vs virigin homosexual experience.
>>42265227
possibly an actual cat posting
>>42278241
>spending an hour or two a day working out makes you boring and shallow
>>42277969
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
obviously manlet propaganda, real men (6' min) have a large stride and will automatically pass lesser humans
>>42274547
holy fuck help
>>42265199
>mfw delusional redditors probably think like this shrimp
>>42273048
I actually broke out laughing when I opened this 11/10
>>42265295
superior version
>>42274547
N-nani
>>42278234
>You have to pay a shitload of money to be in shape.
You better wait until I tell Scooby about this
>>42271218
>the virgin post
>>42278241
>that insecurity and projection
I actually feel bad for the artist. He is not as interesting or intelligent as he thinks he is, and his lack of self-awareness shows it.
>>42265389
Ahahahahahzhz
>>42265133
i'd glady fuck her silly
>>42278241
>>42278234
>>42278226
I'm a skinnyfat dyel but exercising makes you smarter and more sociable. Yes some people get way too into it and spend way too much time obsessing about it and it stunts other areas of their lives but that's true of any hobby. Even reading and playing music. You need to challenge your body and mind in different ways to keep it sharp. And working out is as challenging for the brain as it is for the body.
>>42265133
>>42278241
This kind of psuedointellectual, projecting horseshit is the worst. I can handle people being ignorant about fitness but this and the numerous kinds of hypocrisy in the panels makes me fucking furious.
I would wish the author a harsh awakening but he´s headed there already. Also willing to bet he´s around a fuckload fatter than his already fat avatar.
>>42278234
>>42278226
>>42278241
body acceptance gets completely absurd when you replace the female
>>42271495
You can change your username but people still @ the same account.
>>42271161
>...Guys?.. Yeah... The memes are invading reality again... Yeah I know...
>>42279931
>>42273048
>everyone staring at this one anon who forgot to turn the flash off
The moment of sheer panic must have been incredible
>>42282236
>implying female body acceptance is not completly absurd
>>42281630
my man
if the pussy is wet, we can still dive in
Am I alpha now fit? Do you think i'm really really cool?
>>42283103
>9 times out of 10
...
you don't actually think she would win 1 time out of 10?
>>42283120
She might land a lucky punch right on the tip of my chin and send my head spinning
>>42268956
Kek
>>42265282
Missandei's tits were so fucking nice holy shit I don't even like the darkies but jesus christ
>>42265366
Those vampire plates are sucking his gains.
>>42277969
Why are the "N" shoes the designated autism footwear?
>>42282552
of course, but when the media has been so saturated by it, you aren't dumbfounded when you see it.
its like working at a zoo and seeing the animals every day
>>42277969
Thank God I dress in bright colors, otherwise I would have virgin walk.
>>42283265
Guessing the brand isnt that important, but comfy and tasteless sneakers would fit in nicely with the spergs.
>>42281795
This is what happens when you lock out
>>42283141
Nah she would just kick you in the balls. Protip, if you focus hard enough you can delay the debilitating pain for 5 seconds, and knock her the fuck out.
>>42278226
>>42278241
>i look like a pasty dude who sits at a desk all day because, well... that's what i do
>i'd rather lead a curious life than a muscly one
Really makes you think
>>42271148
>high socks
>>42279931
Top fucking kek, that sneaky gay blowjob
>>42282973
fuck yeah bro
>>42278555
>thicc meme shit
>a good thing
>>42282414
I'm pretty sure the guy doesn't care,this was not the only pic he took of her in that occasion.
http://imgur.com/a/Ev0ZM
https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/2uysfz/he_left_his_flash_on/
>>42283265
>>42268895
>She spends most of the time on her phone
Do girls really do this?
>>42284421
of course not, it would be hugely disrespectful
>>42284421
of course they do. while men watch football.
>>42265419
>Fatism
>>42281795
>humor
>>42283103
>probably
What a betafag, she's going to cuck you with a bbc
>>42278555
fuc im becoming the last panel
>>42266665
>>42274547
Is this achievable natty?
>>42285682
kek
>>42285682
yes but you need to eat double the amount of steaks you already eat
>>42270655
>>42285907
>never takes eye of the niger
kek
>>42283103
>>42283141
>Self defence situation
Not
>Shooting me in the back of the head when I'm asleep situation
You literally just told her she'd demolish you 10 times out of 100 after you squarely saw her coming at you.
What are you 5ft3 sub100lbs with half a testicle?
>>42265282
Best
>>42265297
LOL
if ur powerlifting union doesnt make u keep ur feet flat then u medicore tier
>>42279931
Thank you for posting that, I thought I was the only one.
>>42281795
>machines says DO NOT LOCK OUT in bold oversized letters
>only just realised why
Fucking hell that made me cringe.
>>42285907
>666 kb
kek
>>42283509
Wouldn't a curious life be one where you travel the world?
That's what I plan to start doing around next year, just needed to save up money.
>>42284151
>the slow turning of the face like wtf
>>42278241
https://twitter.com/xtotl
^his twitter
anyone want to take a wide guess at what his politics are before they click the link?
>>42278275
>>42283103
>>42276437
That's from /a/, right ?
>>42286681
Enjoy your ban retard
>>42279373
With that infinite rotation his gains too will be infinite!
>>42287429
>>42287357
Nice try, faggot.
Operation under6
General Rägingcus Mänletůs leads thine bully army of faithful short ones. Numbering easily in the thousands, nay the tens of thousands! Thine little majesty's forces March whole heartedly like small lions to do battle with the fabled chadicus immortalium.. Who's courage and Fury be known by eagerly even the most y-you-tooest of manlets. Death mayeth come to Thine small warriors. But this beith Thine only chance at achieving Thines most treasured dream. A gf!
>>42274547
Kek
>>42278226
>>42278234
>>42278241
>>42278367
>>42278888
This is what the "author" in question looks like. Gotta love that ineffectual stare.
>>42265297
this is what peak performance looks like
>>42265282
Missandei and Greyworm are probably the most useless characters in the entire show but I'm so glad they shoehorned that sex scene in
>>42274547
WRYYYYYYYYYY
>>42265227
Its obviously to surprise the system, throwing it as a dice and never letting the body know an actual routine
>>42278298
But it's true that that is a very low intensity training regimen, the joke is that Saitama got strong because he's naturally some kind of godlike being but he's stupid and thinks it's because of his "hard training", even though his routine easier than fucking Starting Strength. Like nigga when he says 100 squats, he means BODYWEIGHT SQUATS.
>>42267206
The retards D&D fucked up to show, thats all there is to it... not really worth watching past season 4 or so
>>42265405
classic
>>42289266
That scene was a waste of 1/5 of the episode.
>>42266665
That photo is slowly turning into pic related I swear
>>42278555
>improvised music
1 of 2
>>42289876
2 of 2
>>42289876
>>42289882
I don't get it but it does remind me of something earlier today. It was a very fat older woman who could barely stand. She was getting a salad for lunch with a small carton of heavy creme to go with it for her lunch. Is it common for people to drink heavy cream without knowing how calorie dense it is? Or was this a rare thing that I saw.
>>42289897
It's rare. Even in America the only place I really see heavy cream used is as an additive to home made coffee, or in baking. I've never seen anyone drink it straight.
>>42289909
Ok good. I just remember that one pic in FPH threads where the guy was eating cereal with heavy cream so I was wondering. It was a strange thing for me to see here in Commiefornia.
>>42281795
He is literally pushing his knees down.
>>42271218
virgin homo haha feel butthurt much?
>>42281795
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
>>42290575
it's isn't /fit/ humor, this is just fucked
>>42287030
Man, her profile looked so good, a shame she's a slut.
>>42265133
skellymode activated
This is muscle
>>42288906
Jesus
>>42289929
I frequently use heavy whipping cream to make whip cream
>>42283683
>didn't see the bear
anon, you're already dead
>>42290697
>When you're half that guys weight and would beat him in an arm wrestling match in half a second with sheer strength
Feels good to not be a fat slob that thinks he's strong.
>>42278241
This made me rage. Also how much time a week do they think it takes? Literally 4 hours of lifting a week plus some cardio, which is fun anyway. Maybe if he went swimming more he wouldn't be so fat.
>>42290843
I'm not a fat slob
>>42289876
That reminds me of this classic
>>42278241
People that think like this are completely delusional. When I'm not at the gym I'm at home studying classic literature, and have probably read more than these people will in their entire lifetime. The greatest men in history have always been /fitlit/, not fat slobs who sit on a couch all day and pretend to be intellectuals.
>>42289352
Nigga go ahead and do the routine using tabata, every single fucking day not rest, then come back and say it's easier than SS.
Even if your muscles and joints take the no rest bw exercises the 10k run would make you go fetal.
>>42278544
top fucking kek
>>42290890
Every time
>>42279373
So this is the purpose... of Lesson 5!
>>42283475
>accident when I was younger
>balls still work but are completely numb
>mfw getting kicked in the balls has no effect on me
>>42271218
This
It's some IASIP or Parks and Rec tier shit. Slightly amusing content that got old by the 3rd or 4th one
>>42275473
You can't read pal, or lack comprehensive abilities
>>42290697
Tbh I can't really tell if that guy lifts or not. Did he think the way his flab folds on the stomach would count as abs..`?
>>42290942
You're kidding, right? That's just 6mi, I do that shit when I run home from work some days.
>>42290890
I refuse to read this again, I´m having a good day today
>>42278298
The 10 k run is so absurdly out of place in that routine that even the dyel weebjap who drew this should have given it a second thought.
Does normies think a fuckton of cardio builds strength? Is the "I walk a lot so I have strong legs" meme a thing?
>>42290890
That kid was clearly autistic
Still kek'd