Whats the vegan equivalent to GOMAD? BOPAD?

>>42255052
Seitan. Seitan for days. It's kinda like binging on protein powder, but you'll lose out on the IGF from milk, and other hormones.

>>42255052
GOKYS

>>42255052
GOLAD - Gallon of Lentils a Day

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GOSAD

>>42255075

This

>>42255075
Gasses amasses

>>42255075
this
rip anus

GO FUCK YOURSELF

>>42255060
JOPBAD
>>42255075
Or this, I guess, but it sounds like a horror movie

GOMMAD
Gallon of mommy milk a day

>>42255082
>0 calories
>1 gallon of hydration and energy
holy shit why has nobody thought of this before

>>42255052
That would just make people fat. Oh wait!

>>42257285
Anyone who might have tried it died of a heart attack. The S GOSAD has a double meaning: gallon of suicide/sips a day.

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>>42255073
This kok

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KOBAD?

>>42255052
Literally going mad from various nutritional deficiencies.

JOPBAD

Jar of Peanut Butter a Day

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>>42255052
GOPNIK
A:
Squats 100x5
Gulag dash 100m
B:
Squats 100x5
Lada lifts 5x5
Competitive CS:GO 5 rds
Supplements:
1 Bag of potatoes
1 Bushel of cabbage
4 Bottles of Smirnoff

Recommended gear:
Adidas track-suit (for optimal squat form)
15in Sub (for blasting hard-bass)
Low quality mic (intensify ear rape when yelling at team mates)