>diet make me fart regularly
>alone at office team is in another building
>go through a curazee combo of fart
>two team members pass by shortly after
>tfw you know they know
>>42253867
Ever since I started "eating well" I keep farting all the time, and there is an unspoken rule that the girls I share an office with don't speak about it.
But I know. I know they know. I can tell how they become very concentrated when it happens. How they turn up the music when I start shifting in my chair.
My existence is pained by this.
>>42254529
How long has this been going on? Cause it takes a while for the stomach to get used to the increased fiber. Which is like a week or two. Otherwise it could be that you're intolerant to something you eat. Like gluten, lactose etc.
>>42254557
2-3 weeks I think
could be the milk?
I fart alot, noone i know farts even close to the amount i do. Ive become quite good at hiding them. Noise isnt a problem since i can go silent on demand. But the smell is extremely nasty at times. Most people dont think my worst farts are even farts because its an uncommon fart smell. I mostly try to let em rip near fat people. Noone will suspect i did it when im standing next to a fat fuck. Works great at the gym. Theres a fatty who has a reputation of farting constantly because of me. Ive heard multiple people talk about his disgusting flatulence.