How do you punish normies for ruining everything? >Steal

>>42251902
>>>/r9k/

This is a CHAD board, loser!

>adjust everything so that manlets need to tip-toe on their little feet to readjust it.

assholes at my gym just throw their stuff into lockers without bothering to actually lock them
thing is they're free. not even coin operated. you close the locker and punch in a 4 digit code twice.
So to lock it with "1234" you'd just close the lock and punch in "12341234".
I'm not a thieving scumbag but these peoples pure laziness triggers the fuck out of me so now if I open a locker and it has stuff in it I'll close it and punch in some random code so when they get back they have to go down to reception and get them to unlock it.

>>42251940
Devilish

>>42251902
my gym has a single squat rack and 90% of the people here in the morning are manlets

every time i'm done with squats i rack it on the highest pins and load up plates then leave

>put diarrea in ice cube mold and freeze it
>put the cubes into the free water fountain tank.

Surely, the point of punishment is to correct behaviour and prevent poor behaviour from happening again, I'm not sure if fucking people over anonymously with no explanation is going to achieve much.

>>42251902
>squat in the squat rack
DEVILISH

>only one rack of dumbbells
>note whomst uses them and which weight
>take one of the pair and hide it in another room when i see them arriving in gym

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>>42251917

get out normies GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>spray the weights on different color so people use the wrong ones
>cut holes in punching bags
>wax the floor under squat rack

We had this Irish guy who was a regular at my old gym. One day he went on and on about getting on a keto diet and how great it was.

So we put potatoes all over the place just before he came in.
>potatoes in locker he used
>potato stuck between plates on rack
>unatch smith machine there goes a potato
>2 potatoes go up and down with cable stack
>better get potato off hook on squat rack

He wasn't a normie but punishing him on a cut was fun

>>42251902
You made this thread on B yesterday. No one cared then,and No one cares now. You really don't do these things anyway so stop lying

>>42251902
>squat in the squat rack
>swich squat, deadlift and bechpress bars around
I do this unironically.

>gym has 4 barbells
>1 for each: flat bench, incline bench, decline bench, squat rack
>2 are thicker, heavier bars
>2 are the right diameter and weight
>Only 1 bar spins properly
>Good bar is in Squat Rack
>Squat
>switch bar with shitty bar on flat bench
>bench
>switch bar back to squat rack
>deadlift in front of squat rack