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"DON'T BE A SIPPER" - Scooby 2017-07-24 04:03:22 Post No. 42250360
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"DON'T BE A SIPPER" - Scooby 2017-07-24 04:03:22 Post No. 42250360
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Where were you when Scooby issued a fatwah on sips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA33mp7-m20
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>>42250360
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>FITNESS IS FREE DON'T BUY ANYTHING
His website literally lets you buy a calorie counter.
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>>42250402
How dare you insult our fitness imam like that
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Why is he so endearing bros?
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>>42250491
lmao
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>when he talks about how he pisses all over the place like a fucking madman.
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>>42250402
you don't have to buy it, he tells you how to do it for free
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Why doesnt The Scoobster get some kind of contraption to hold his camera on his bike? if he keeps making these one hand videos he's bound to fall and his iconic smile would be lost to the world.
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>>42250360
jesus cris that vascularity and size
What's the secret /fit/? can you just be clean and green and get fucking swole at 70 years old?
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>>42251038
The secret is injecting dick into your ass on a daily basis.
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>>42251038
He's 56.
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>>42251164
Whatever it takes
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>>42251164
BY. ANY. MEANS. NECESSARY.
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>>42250491
kek, peace be upon him.
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>>42250808
You'd think as an engineer, he'd simply craft his own go-pro mount for his handlebars or something. Scooby still visits /fit/ as anon, so maybe he's reading this now and we'll see it soon.
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SCOOBY IS IN THE POCKET OF BIG WATER DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS DISINFO AGENT
How do you think Scooby has been able to afford his lavish lifestyle while seemingly selling no products? it's because for the past 5 years he's been riding on the dime of the water lobby and trying to get /sips/ outlawed
scum,.
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>I GULP
thats it boys gulp the monsters
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>>42252022
I fucking knew it.
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>>42250360
The scoober hs no muscles, he as inbuilt water pouches that make him the superior sportsman of /fit/. he will never dehydrate.Scoobahu akbaar!
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>>42250360
>sipping will literally kill you
thank you scoobs you saved my life
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>>42251894
scooby is an engineer? legit?
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>you don't even have to get off your bike while you pee
based gulper just lets the pee flow while he keeps going onward
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>>42253205
Based Scooby the thermodynamic power of his skateboard squats make him immune to rashes.
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THAT FIRST GULP OF THE DAY
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scooby is so pure
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>>42250491
>le scooby is our guy!
fuck off newfag, he's a liar, a jew and a faggot.
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>>42254011
Very very edgy post.
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>>42254011
this
>>42254444
fuck off reddit wasted quads
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>>42254011
>implying you wouldn't scam braindead DYELs out of their NEETbux if you had the body of a god and know how to use a computer
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>>42254011
>>42254554
>samefagging this hard
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>>42253204
Oh come' on you can't be this fucking new
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>>42251464
Um... wtc those boots?
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>>42250360
hes talking about drinking water while biking
/SIP/bros win again
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