Why aren't you drinking Soylent for gains?

>>42247594
its too expensive

12 bottles for 32 bucks.
that'll only last me 4-5 days.

the concept of replacing food with a cheap alternative is pretty cool and futuristic, but until they can fit a meal into pill size i dont see it taking off

>>42247594
>drinking people to gain their power

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>not eating uranium for the gains

>>42247633
>and superpowers

when i was young i used to open cake batter and brownie mix and eat the flavored powder out of the box with a spoon. now that im older, i dont mix my protein shakes with liwuids, i just eat the powder with a spoon. it tastes great and the flavors are much more distict then when mixed. i wonder how soylent powder tastes

I am actually. It's been pretty much a godsend. I can completely ignore plants and just eat meat as long as I have Soylent. I've gone weeks where all I'd eaten was eggs, chicken, tuna, pork and beef and supplemented the rest with Soylent. It pretty much allows you to become a sort of pseudo-carnivore.

>>42247609
Don't buy the bottles, buy the powder.

>>42247594
Because there's a guy at my unit who does, instantly shits it out after drinking it and a wet paper bag weighs more than him.

>>42247686
It tastes like soy milk and oatmeal.

>>42247633
Your body cannot digest uranium

>>42247594
>soy protein
hahahahahahahahahah

>>42247700
i'll try it when i get paid.
hopefully it doesn't trigger my diarrhea or acid reflux

Because they dont do it in the UK, we've got a brand called 'huel' but its only 150cal per scoop

>processed foods show sharp increase in mortality
>proceed to consume the ultimate in processed "food"

I bet you goys buy your testosterone boosters in bulk.

>>42247633
Where can i buy enriched uranium shakes?

>>42247726
Jesus Christ...

>>42247726
Not with that attitude

>>42247726
yours maybe

>>42247763

just wanted to say that this comment made me laugh to the point where someone downstairs asked me what was so funny.

>>42247732
I think it only causes digestive issues if you make it your ONLY source of food.

>>42247738
You guys have joylent which changed their name to jimmy joy

>>42247763
kek

There's a chick at work that's doing this. She's gone from deliciously filled out tits and ass to Ann Coulter in six months. It's a travesty.

>>42247594
Because Soylent is people.

I like to believe that actual clean food is the best, but soylent/jimmy joy is better than a bad regular food diet.

Thinking about trying it out.

Someone post cosmo

When I was in high school, I bulked on Carnation Instant Breakfast.

It is pretty much the same thing.

>>42247594
Explosive farts from too much fiber

is it filling?

>>42247594
>>42247700
Paid soylent shills

I used to drink Soylent, but then I discovered it has high heavy metal content. Enjoy sabotaging your gains and decreasing your lifespan by a significant degree, all just because you are too lazy to cook.

>>42250671
It also turns you into a tranny

>$32.30 for a powder tub, 12 meals
>drink one a day for just ONE meal
>$2.60 a meal

>get bag of frozen chicken breasts for $8
>lasts you same amount of time

>>42250692
This

Price is too high per serving atm

Quit shilling this stupid shit. It's made with soy protein which has lecithin which is estrogenic. Plus soy products cause seizures and dementia.

No thanks

>>42251956
So does diary. Yet I don't see anyone dropping their whey or milk.

>>42251972
You also don't see anyone replacing their entire diet with dairy either you stupid faggot.

>>42251982
>what is GOMAD

>>42252002
>What is a retarded meme diet that leaves you fat and with man tits

If you actually started consuming an all-liquid diet for the rest of your life, your jaw muscles would atrophy and your descendants would slowly start to lose bone mass in their jaw, eventually becoming slug-like.

Save the human race, don't drink Soylent.

>>42251956
>>42251982
>>42247730


The current version of Soylent only has rice protein, not soy.

Soy isn't any more estrogenic than mil;k or whey anyways.

>>42252296
>not realizing that our large brain is only possible BECAUSE of our weaker jaw muscles
My slug-like hyper-intelligent offspring will hunt your nutcracker-jawed moderately intelligent progeny for fun.

>>42253882
this is deserving of a (you)

>>42253882
Humans have stronger jaws than most other primates actually.

>>42247594
Why do autists take nutrition so seriously?

>>42253973
Cuz its one of the most important aspects of sports in general?

>>42253989
Micronutrient profiles are not and you can pracically eyeball a decent macronutrient composition.

>>42247726
Biochemistry student here.
Will begin working on a digestive enzyme for uranium asap.

>>42247594
It's made from people