Mires Thread

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>>42245171
>those fat fucking arms
gainz goblin ez
fat fucking insecure roastie trying to drag you down

>>42245171
I think she eats too much

>>42245171
Definitely a gains goblin

GAINS
GOBLIN
You can do more, OP. Don't let humanity slow you down.

>>42245171
Call her a bitch.

>>42245171
where is her hairline

>>42245171
G O B L I N

>>42245171
Gainz goblin

Never let a woman stop you doing what you love; the second you put them as first priority they see you as conquered and you're suddenly less interesting.

Plus if you break up you've gotta rebuild your life; if you keep your woman as "part" of your life you can't be left in the shit when you break up.

>t.30 year old that has learned from his mistakes

btw, my current girlfriend is into boxing like me (i met her at my boxing gym) and she helps me with my goals; any bitch that would tell me to stop would be put down.

Don't listen to /fit/, seems like bants to me. If you like her, make a joke.

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>>42245171
did you respond by asking,
"Why is that?"

Do you lift for her?
Is she upset at you getting mires?
Does she even lift?

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Awww thanks. Mommy always says when a girl is mean to me she likes me. Wanna go out Friday?


Ok my mire
>Me
>weighed 300lbs 5,8 in sophomore year high school
>had long hair
>was an asshole because of my own insecurities
>got serious senior year
>lost 50lbs
>went to college
>4 years and 1 break year bachelors in IT
>lost all the weight 9% body fat
>grew 3 inches
>1.5/2.5/3.5/4.5
>back at home
>go to a local baseball game
>saw one of the few people who was nice to me
>7/10qt
>I about pass her and shout her name
>she looks at me like I'm crazy
>awkard moment of silence
> OH SHIT ANON
>take a step back
>she hugs me
>says I've gotten so big
>she's 5ft so always been big to her
>talk for a bit
>she's now a teacher at our old high school
>turns out she's single
>ask her out
>she says yes
>she leaves her group to sit with me and watch the game
>before she leaves she asks me to flex
>grabs bicep and giggles
>go on 5-6 dates
>now my GF
life is going good boys, just gotta find a job now

>>42245587
This. Everyone here is too autistic to recognize playful banter.

>>42245688
>Awww thanks. Mommy always says when a girl is mean to me she likes me. Wanna go out Friday?

Dubs say it.
>>42245171

>>42245702
>girls
>banter

Everything they do is to bring you down.

>>42245688
good for you anon. At least now I know some of us are gonna make it.

>>42245171
She probably does a lot of thinking with her swole brain.
She's got a big ol forehead.
Also no, she's not a gains goblin unless you genuinely stopped lifting because of her, which I know you didn't.

>>42245171
>serious face
>filter
>"i think"

Gains goblin for sure, maybe 10% chance it's banter, but you should be able to tell based on her personality and the context.

>>42245682
Sounds like somebody's peanut butter and jelly of his mires

>>42245879
replace girls with /fit/

This happened yesterday which was nice

>OHP in squat rack
>free weight area decently full
>completely absorbed into the lift, music on full blast, hyped on on preworkout
>see this small girl looking at me a bunch since I got there
>about to go into the next set
>feel a tap on the waist
>it's the girl
>"H-hey don't mean to interrupt your workout, but I'm not tall or strong enough to unrack the weights on the smith machine... can you maybe help me?"
>she totally disarms me with a cute smile and I go from a mean face to a smile
>unrack the weights for her
>"My name is Emily by the way"
>introduce myself with a smile and go back to workout out

There were like 10 other guys there, but she had to ask me, felt nice boys.

Not really a mire thing but I have no idea where else I should ask:

What are some good student jobs where you can interact with young women a lot? I live in a pretty touristy city so I've thought about working for a hostel or being a bar tender. I don't want to be a waiter though, fuck that cuck job

>>42245171
jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure. ...
Eh hem, she looks quite lovely.

>>42246057
nursing

>>42246009

> didnt ask for number

Dumbass

>>42246057
barista

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>For the last month studying and lifting has been my life pretty much
>Finally end exams
>Go to a party to celebrate it
>Wear a fitted polo where I look joocy
>At the party I meet a lot of friends I haven't seen in a long time
>Everybody mirin my gains
>"Wow anon you look strong"
>"You taking steroids or something" (I don't)
>"Can I touch your arms?"
>People asking me about lifting advices, etc.

FeelsGoodMan when people notice your gains. Too bad I'm autistic with girls and can't get laid like my DYEL friends...

>>42245171
>I THINK YOU EAT TO MUCH BITCH

>>42246084
I'll see her again I'm sure

>Lifting on and off for 1-2 years, maybe 1 day per week average

>Weak as fuck, basically fatty with a little bit of muscle

>Last 2 months or so I've hit the gym a little more, still eat like shit so I've gained weight. Made some gains but still look like shit without clothes and like a dadbod with them.

>Women in the street check me out more than ever.

Must be the beard or something.

>>42245171
Reply
>Maybe there's something I else I could do to stay in shape ;)

>>42246242
>beard
>fat
They're not checking you out, they're afraid of being asked for change

>>42245171
Does it even breath on land bro?

>>42245171
>I'm just a lucky guy

>>42246271
Every publicity is good publicity, r-right..?

>>42245171
GOBLIN
O
B
L
I
N

Stay away, op.

>>42245171
Probably goblin but maybe you made it. People have told me I lift too much after my first few weeks because they're normies

>>42245580
This makes a lot of sense to me thank you. I will keep this in mind.

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Well I only mildly autistic

>>42245171
few simple lifts? slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

10 point cage with Parachute
3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
spec-R full drag suspension
Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
1 044 bosch pump
1200 rc injectors
golden eagle sleeved block
cp 10:1 pistons
Eagle rods
arp headstuds
oem h22 headgasket
Balance shaft delete
competition clutch twin disc
Port and polished head
skunk2 valve springs and retainers
Str cam gears
crower stage 1 cams
aluminium radiator with slim fan
gsr transmission with itr lsd.
qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
k20 rbc manifold
qsd throttle body spacer
blox 70mm throttle body
4bar omni map sensor
6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
hks bov
Garret 102mm turbocharger.
Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
44mm tial wastegate
Custom water to air intercooler set up
aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
tuned on chipped p28
13 inch volks drag rims
2 15 inch volks rear rims
arp extended wheel studs
si cluster
150 shots of nitrous im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

That girl is balding lmao

>>42245688
I rarely say this but I think you've actually made it

this was a nice story

>>42245171

Notice the shooped cats ears. She's trying to appeal herself to you by letting you know she likes you the way you are. Lift harder and don't go slack.

>>42245171
That's not good you dickhead. You seem like a try hard gym rat. Keep lifting but play down how often

Unless you go 3/week then she's a gains goblin

>be me
>go to swiming in a club near my home
>there is this grill im friends with
>She is pretty and all, but not really attracted to her
>one day, we both swiming at the same time
>bunch of other peaple there
>casually talking
>Cant remember the context, or what we were talking about
>what I remember is that It lead to her flexing a cep
>probably talking about who swims faster or stuff like that, dunno.
>I proceed to flex mine, wich is considerably bigger
> ''Its not fair anon,Im a woman! I hate men's arms! "
>We laugh it off

Maybe not an actual mire, but felt gud never the less

>>42246009
>>OHP in squat rack
Manlet spotted

>>42246161
So you are happy to be popular among men? Gaaaaaaaaaay

>>42246065
my favorite pasta

>>42245931
I didn't anyone else was gonna mention her landing pad of a forehead. Almost looks like a balding man.

>>42247139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXbLfLACGM

Now what kind of fag are you.....I wonder...

I had some chick staring at me when I was doing my deadlifts the other day. She was looking at me like she never saw the movement done before.

>>42245688
How have you been bankrolling your dates without a job?

>>42246161
Gay. Gay. Gay. It's just who you are. You just need to accept you for you and come out of the closet.

>>42246550
You just wait till my VTEC kicks in.

>>42245171
Imagine lifting 6 times a week to impress girls that look like that

>>42246009
>smith machine
dropped

Restarted diet November 287lb down to 249lb 6'6 getting heavy with my lifts too.

>Went to a party this weekend
>Gym beforehand
>Friends and I bought $100+ of liquor to be the bartenders, put it all in one box
>Carrying it all up the stairs. Wearing a tight fitting shirt that makes my biceps pop.
>Oneitis opens door and is like "DAMN anon, you're looking thin, and your arms!!"
>Spent alot of the party flirting around with me, would come up and start rubbing my shoulders when I'd sit down

Feels good mang

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>>42246502

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>>42245171
Today
>Driving home in my poorfag Honda civic
>two slightly american sized 3/10's walk by on sidewalk while I'm slowly driving forward due to traffic
>"hey cutie" one of them says
>car has no tints because I'm not spending money on a sh*this
>mfw I can't wait to get my new car so I can tint it and not attract attention of 3's

Anyone here own a rwd car and have driven it in the rain/snow? East coast fat here so winters are pretty short. Still on fence about which car to get though. An awd audi or the car I've always wanted since HS.

Pic related

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>>42245171
Are you autistic?

She wants your seed.

>>42248048
Why did you make a move on her you turbo autist?

>>42247139
You must be new here.

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>>42248704
Man this chick sends some cryptic messages. I could go on but its a long story.

Also yeah turbo autism works too

>>42245688
I was expecting some washed up single mom Stacey but ya did good anon

>>42245171
Ask her to explain why. You'll learn first hand how dumb women are.

>>42245171
Looks like she needs to lift a whole lot fucking more, so I wouldn't take any advice from her.

Hot fitness milf wants me to cream her but she said she's a size queen.

Told her I'm average, she says nbd, just eat me out

Am I a cuck if I fuck her

>>42250178

>telling her you're average

nigga you just gotta dominate her, you already failed. you won't even get to fuck her, she's going to let you eat her out and then not do shit to you

cap this

>>42250178
fuck her but dont lick her used up cunt

>size queen

she probably fucked niggers so maybe its not the best ideea to fuck her

>>42250191
Nig she's 33 I'm 20, I want to feel something so does she.

>>42250195
Yeah, I believe she's burned the coal and I refuse to eat sluts puss

>>42246502
Perfect response.

>screenshotted and posted on a burmese basket weaving forum
she probably thinks you're an autist who spends too much time at the gym, and she's probably right

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>>42245171
Most definetly a G O B Z

>>42245171
if you didnt reply ill lift you onto this dick ill be very dissapointed op