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got old for parkour, looking for alternatives

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practised parkour for 7years. was pretty fit, could precision jump (2feet together) +3.2 meter distances, frontflip backflip etc, except some of the crazy more dangerous stuff i was a pretty gud parkour boi. started living in vietnam, parkour is not really doable here as im a white monkey in a country of small yellow people so i literally have everysingle person on the street staring hard at me when parkouring... plus the heat is horrible.
also im getting older and my joints arent the same, fck i twisted my ankle a month ago doing basic stuff.
so weightlifting... will i stay explosive? or will i become heavy and slow? i want to have a nice musculature but still keep my body "parkour" capable. i see mostly lifters having trouble managing body weight while airborn
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kys
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>>42239574
?? i think this is a pretty legit /fit/ thread
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Depends on the drugs you run
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i suggest very heavy explosive crossfit set just to end your road to snap city

besides that, bodyweight training and some form of bodybuiling with high volume sets sometimes

every oly lifter has a ton of issues with joints an stuff but they chase a dream of an gold medal, what are you chasing? what are you willing to give your health for? some yellow sugar walls?
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>>42239611
i do not do drugs sorry i dont understand
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>>42239627
i seek mental well being.feeling comfortable with my body. i sit too long in front of computers and my body is telling me its enough. also i have a godly dick that keeps on giving while my body says enough.i want to fuck like i did in my teens, hard and for hours. atm my body is giving in way earlier than my dick. i have to fix this issue.
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>>42239627
no definetly im not after shit in terms of medals or any kind of competition. i just do it for myself
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>parkour
You should probably take a metal fidget spinner to the head at 500 mph you autist.
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>>42239654
ok mr. Yang
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>>42239570
check this dude out https://www.youtube.com/user/trdic/videos
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>>42239570
>Unironically doing parkour

Whew lad
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You could give deca a shot.
Most athletes use it for joint health and recovery, instead of muscle building. the link takes you to a good article describing it's effects
https://www.steroid.com/Deca-Durabolin.php
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Are you the flying vietnamian
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>>42239994
Are you for real
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Parkour is gayer than an AIDS convention full of faggots trying to get infected.
Stop being a queer and start lifting you pussy faggot.
>hurr durr I can precision jump
So can everyone.
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>>42239570
Visit a gymnastics center. Lots of good shit there
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>>42239570
you should try gay sex next
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