What exactly is a braphog and how do I get one ? 3pl8 squat ?

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>>42237808

Amazing thread, OP

>>42238061
Thicc

>>42237808

Used to walk like this, gains somehow made it stop.

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>>42237808
this image is so fucking accurate it hurts

why are we all the same here

like most (not all) of us here are all dealing with the same shit

>low self esteem / confidence
>depression
>social anxiety
>no friends
>socially retarded
>virgin


is it 4chan that made is like this or did we just gravitate here because we didn't have anywhere else to go?

>>42238734
No, it's all ironic, self-deprecating humor. We're mostly Chads by nature. You're alone in the world.

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>>42238748
well time to kill myself then

goodbye existence my sweet mistress

i wish we could have had a better relationship

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>>42237808
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>42238748
>ironic, self-deprecating
if it was ironic then it wouldn't be self-deprecating, would it? or do we not know what "self-deprecating" means?

Your fucking Chad is showing u brainlet mong

>>42240465
they are being self-deprecating ironically
why would tall dark handsome sculpted gods care to self-deprecate? it's much funnier to pretend to be people who have something to deprecate themselves about

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>>42238734
B like chad.

>>42237808
>braphog
>hog