Are plateaus a meme or is boogie onto something here?

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>>42237666

>hitting a plateau at 498lb's

Just

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i feel so bad for boogie2988. his wife left him and now he has no support. of course he'd default back with how tough he has it. give him a break ffs.

>>42237666

how can someone be THIS delusional about nutrition and shit

>>42237666
498lbs plateau

literally how

>>42237666
>giving up once you reach 500 lbs
every single time

>>42237666
700LBS RIPPED

>>42237666
Well who are we to judge? I'm sure all of us have plateaued at 498 one time or another.

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this is FUCKING RIDICULOUS
who here eats less than his maintenance TDEE every day?

>>42237666
He needs to up the fats on Keto. He's probably having some form of carbs or to much protein. To do this keto meme diet right he needs to just fast and eat fats. Bulletproof coffee to shit all those Doritos and Mountain Dew shakes.

>>42237666
Lol, he's gonna fucking balloon up back to 520 again. How many times has this happened? Fucking die already boogie i know you're reading this you piece of shit

>>42237666
>498 LB
>historically

Is this normal in America?

>>42237697
Imagine yourself debilitatingly obese, can't walk more than a few feet. Hear your wife giggling a few rooms away, and also the voice of a boogaloo. WTF, you think. Soon you hear moaning and grunting.

You frantically pull up instagrams and see the two of them cuddling. You frantically attempt to walk down the hallway to see WTF. Exhausted, you make it only halfway. The house is shaking now from the pounding your wife is receiving in the next room.

I better post this nigga gay, you think to yourself.

>>42237697
I'm surprised his wife isn't a butterface given how fat she is too.

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>>42237729

>I'm on a cut and weight loss is starting to slow down drastically at 1850 cals per day (177 lbs)
>Boogie can eat more than 3000 calories per day and still lose weight

>>42237727
This

>>42237729
>tfw I'm cutting and don't eat that much in 2 days

>>42237727
I plateaued at 495 on dem deads once.

True fact.

It was mental. Broke through without changing routine, and was actually on a cut when I did it.

Boogie should kill himself

Honestly he should be ashamed, people have gone through much more fucked up shit than he has so he has 0 reasons to feel victimized for

Im ashamed that people like him exists and thinks his life is difficult

>>42237729
no idea. the TDEE calc says 2.7k, /fit/ says 3k is a lot of calories. I ate almost 1 lb of PB today, 2-3 cups of granola, veggies, bread, etc. how many calories is that?

what the fuck is a plateau? i only visit this board for memes

>>42237827
A mountain with a flat top.

Honestly that's just extremely sad and pathetic.

Like i can't even be angry, that's just tragic.,

>>42237827
Its like where you keep doing exercises or diets and nothing changes.

>>42237800
You think he's thought about this? From a logistical standpoint, how would he even do it with minimal body clean up. If he exit bagged, that's getting 500 lbs of dead weight into a stretcher of some kind. Firefighters I guess? Do you need some super strong tarp and then lay him down on it somehow and then pick up the tub of lard? If you grab limbs you risk ripping the limbs out and possibly tearing an arm off right? His best bet is shooting himself outside on the front lawn or the ole leave the car on in the garage. So they just tow the car away with him in it and sort it out later either by cutting a hole through the roof and using a small crane.

God what a mess. Someone like him with so much concern, whether fake or not for other people he has to think how he can kill himself in a manner that makes it difficult on the least amount of people. What a sad existence.

How long does boogie have left bros? I want him to make it, but I'm pretty sure he's done for.

>>42237870
>Someone like him with so much concern, whether fake or not for other people

He has 0 concern, dude said that holding his dying mother hand was hard because she was abusive when he was young, he is literally the most selfish person you can ever meet

>>42237666
>Plateau
>498 pounds

That's still like 4000 calorie maintenance at least.

>>42237666
He's literally just spewing shit that other fatties post on buzzfeed to justify quitting

I'll just leave this here. Not that half of you are smart enough to comprehend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKGkY9qVsF4

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>>42238234
except he literally follows up by saying he knows what to do and how to do it to keep pushing through.

>>42238676
I lost 50 lbs this year and I've found my appetite has actually decreased, and in general I feel less desire to stuff my face until my stomach explodes.

Feel like this guy is just scamming.

How has he hit a plateau? How long has he been dieting? Like, a month? How can there be any consistency in weight during the first 4-6 weeks of a diet? How is that long enough to be considered a plateau?

>>42237697
once again, that's one of her gay friends. he even looks homo in the face. I have no doubts that Boogie has been cucked but I'm fucking sick of seeing this image posted in every thread.

>>42238676

you don't fool anybody boogie

somewhat related i gained like 5 lbs by eating 3000 a day and have sort of plateaud at 135 lbs, 5'9". i'm still hitting my calorie goals and working out but cant break 135. is this a real plateau? how do i break it, by just continuing to eat?

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>>42237666
>stop losing royal fuckton of water weight
>claim to plateau at 498 (FOUR HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT) pounds
>surgery will fix everything!
For fuck's sake. Every single tweet is another underhanded attempt at shilling a surgery that isn't going to be as sunshine and rainbows as he thinks it is. He's not even entertaining anymore, he's just fucking insane.

>>42237666
I'll tell you how they happen anon, said diet will reduce weight if they eat less calories than they normally do. Then comes a point where if you keep the diet at the chosen calorie count or you do cheat days too often you'll just stop losing weight until become more strict on your diet.

Basically boogie has zero self control if 498 is a plateau

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>>42238687
Gotta get dat context

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i was going to get a bypass last year at 145kg ended up losing 45kg (want to knock 5 more off before the 1 year mark) from counting calories and upping my caffeine (and nicotine) intake as well as taking modafinil.
I also got a licence to gurn (adhd diagnosis) last month so i'm on easy mode now. Managed to drop from 105 to 97 in no time, i almost have to force myself to eat now

>>42237729
>tfw I eat more than a 500lb, 5'10", heavily excercising person when I lean bulk
>6' and 215lbs

>>42238780
kek

>>42237666
>this is historically where I stay stuck on crash diets
More like this is where he stops losing more water weight after the first two weeks of dieting, and then he gives up when the scale doesn't move the next day. Nigga has a TDEE so high he could literally lose 2 kilos a week just by eating like a normal human bean, but he lacks the IQ needed to realize that the scale doesn't always reflect fat loss.

>>42238780
Putting aside the hilarity of the split there, I'm failing to see the analogy he was trying to draw here, other than "they're both wrong, see?"

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>>42238850

There was no analogy, it's just part of a series of tweets that split at the worst point possible for giggles.

>>42238919
> insure

What an insufferable faggot.

>>42238687
>had some nutritionists explain to me metabolism, crash diets, plateaus, etc.
So it took this long for this gamer manchild who spends literally all his time on the computer to learn how weight loss works, great fucking job.

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>tfw boogie can deadlifft lmao5plate and you can barely do 135

>>42238999
dude thats cause boogies IS lmao5pl8

>>42238999
Imagine the raw power if you just removed the fat overnight

>>42239027
kek
>lmao5pl8 is lifting 1x your body weight

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>>42238999
>>42239027
>tfw u can't deadlift boogie

why even live brehs

>>42239027

thats the joke

Fatties are so fucking annoying

>>42238919
Oh, okay. That's pretty hilarious.

>>42238793
>plateu at fucking 500lb
hahhahaha oh my god this guy.

>>42237766
That's because she has an ugly face and an ugly body too. She's not a butterface, just ugly.

>>42237768
You need to recalculate. Your TDEE will change as you lose weight

>>42237666
wish I plateau'd at 500 lbs on my lifts

>>42237666
To truly understand how hilarious this is, he needed to be below 500 to get the surgery. He claimed to have hit 499 on Twitter from water weight. However in one of his YouTube videos he was rambling and said he hasn't hit the safe range yet.

If he truly did fall below 500 he probably convinced himself that it alone was a milestone achievement on his part, and justified it to break his diet like he always does. He then binge eats like a pig and regains all the weight instantly.

All this "plateau" really means is that's as far as he's willing to go because that's as far as he HAS to go to pat himself on the back and not feel as bad about giving up again. It doesn't help that he's justifying his previous failures as a natural limitation that he is incapable of overcoming.

i just can't with boogie, like is this nigga even for real?

Hey guys, just a heads up, if you want to spam my subreddit again with NSFW shit, just do it here instead: https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/6ozcb0/shitposting_hate_megathread/

thanks :)

>>42237831
I died laughing at this. Thank you.

>>42238722
Yeah, he has the same mannerisms of a lot of gay guys I know. I have no trouble imagining him bent over a table.

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>>42237729
even bulking i dont eat that much

>>42238703
I have also lost 50 pounds this year went from 210 pounds to 160 pounds. I read it it's about metabolic adaptation

>>42238803
You're overweight

>>42237666
I wish I had his appetite so I would get huge as fuck from lifting. I have trouble eating 3200 kcal a day, like it literally won't fit into my stomach. I feel constantly really full with just this amount and its hindering my gains.

>>42239600

drink some fucking oil you retarded skeletons

literally are there any skeletons that arent absolutely retarded?

>>42237666
<Listening to that animate tub of lard

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>>42237729
if i cheat two days in a row i don't eat this much

>>42238962
a nutritionist is not a certified doctor methinks. It's just a person selling their scam to get people in the door.

>>42237729
>Sedentary
What a fucking understatement

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>his "plateau" is more than 3 times mine

>>42237870
Nah, I used to lift dead cows all the time when I worked dairy and dry stock, limbs are stronger then you think (cow limbs at least not sure about humans). Most of the time we'd just have two snatch straps, one around the groin and one around the armpits. Then we just lifted that with the front end loaders, if it was rotten to all fuck then you just section it with a boning knife or axe and put it in the bucket (probably the best coarse of action with boogie).
500kgs isnt much, you just have to work smart.

obese people should be culled, they are a huge waste of resources.

Did boogie really get cucked? Or is this just internet bullshit.

>>42239918
Nah, they still contain energy. Its just that energy was built up in an extremely ineffeciant proccess.
I think we should bread fatties, and then raise their offspring on a diet of grains and hormone suppliments. By the time theyre 18 (even sooner if you selectively breed the early bloomers for a couple of centuries) they will be 400kg.
Still not as efficient as traditional livestock, but its something to think about. Also the space effeciency is incredible.

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>>42239926
The answer to both of those questions is yes

>>42239845
how did you cope with the rotten ones? i heard dead bodies just pull apart when rotten, i can't imagine carrying something like that in one piece, it had to fuck up for sure right?

anyone have the video of him crying on stream about his wife leaving him? i missed it and I need a laugh

>>42239959
I said that in my post, you section it then load it into the bucket or onto a trailer. Its not pleasent but it only takes 5 minutes or so.

>>42237729
>tfw 155 and eat 3k daily

Of course I do PPL every week. I must have a really good afterburner effect

>>42239770
I'm not skelly, I'm intermediate level in all my compound lifts. A skelly wouldn't need 3200 kcal, more like 2500.
Now what oil are you talking about?

>>42240020

olive oil, cooking oil

just eat pizza

>>42240029
Nah, I gotta eat healthy to save my arteries and shit for the first cycle. So no pizza.
And I already use a lot of cooking oil when I make my meals. Still difficult to get enough kcals, maybe my stomach just isn't large enough.

>>42237766
You serous dude? She's fucking ugly and fat as all hell too. She's easily 300+ pounds.

>>42240083
Not him but Olive Oil is probably the easiest, fastest and healthiest source to calories you can use a way of balancing out everything. I was skellymode when I got into the gym and couldn't really force myself to eat like everyone used to tell me so I just took 3 tablespoons of olive oil around the time I get home. My weight increased about 3lbs/month and everything just got better all-around. When I hit my goal weight (82kg), I stopped and started focusing more on diet and foods and it was pretty easy hitting 3k from that point. I can't sit for 30 minutes nowadays not feeling hungry and like I can shove some food in my stomach.

So he definitely would have had to have cheated to plateau right? I'm not sure if the body works weirdly at that range

>>42240128
Wait, you can drink olive oil just raw like that? I never thought of doing that

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>>42237745

>Guy is not losing weight
>He needs to eat more fat


JUST

>>42239959
>i heard dead bodies just pull apart when rotten
Eh, that takes a few weeks.
t. mortician

>>42239454
We don't care that much about you, fucking hell. Using Reddit, baka nigga.

>>42237729
i eat less that than during my binge eating days

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>tfw you can't deadlift boogie

I Need to get stronger

>>42240333
Has your career also taken away all your empathy for other human beings. I kinda picture them as livestock, I felt nothing when my grandparents and father died.

>>42240523
I'm still relatively new to it and my relatives are all alive, so I can't really say.
I have a hard time viewing a corpse as still human though, so I guess there's that

>>42237666
He is just lazy and cant stick to a diet for more than 4 hours. How the fuck do you hit a plateau no more than 2-3 days in.

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>>42240614
The worst part was the realization that a corpse straight out of the cooling unit is like pic related to the touch. Made me contemplate becoming a vegetarian for a while

>>42237729
>3,000 calories is Boogie's maintenance

>Claims his keto diet limits him to about 1000 calories a day

>Claims to have plateaued

Literally how

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>>42240270
>Falling for the fat makes you fat because they both happen to be called 'fat' meme

Read the fucking sticky Jesus Christ

>>42240661
>Literally how
Emphasis on "claims".

>>42237666
They are a thing, but not for planetoid sized objects

>>42240650
>sopademacaco.exe

>>42237766
>butterface
>but her face

Are you retarded?

>>42237666
That would be something to write about if those were pounds on bar he is benching.

Otherwise? Jesus, that fat fuck could still lose weight on diet that person at 50% of his weight could bulk.

>>42238676
(((Weiner)))

>>42237666
Sounds like hes talking about his deadlift as if he was a powerlifter kek

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>>42237729
>Athlete 6,014 calories per day

>>42240714
What? You've never heard that?

>>42241098
I think he was just trying to shitpost

>>42239979
Bumping for this

>>42240679

t. Big Sugar lobbyist

>>42241506
I'm literally saying do eat fat and don't eat sugar you fucking moron

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>>42237729
>71.5 BMI

I didn't even know it could go that high

>>42240242
Hell yes my dud. Better yet, if you can get your hands on olive oil produced by farmers it will taste like heaven compared to supermarkets olive oil. I'm from Italy so my senpai has a small olive field we pick every year or two and the oil we get from it tastes like perfection on its own.

>>42240661
change claims with lies

>>42238793
be careful with that shit m8. Whatever it takes to make it but dont end up like the zombies i see on campus during finals week

>>42237666
You know the drill, dubs and he dies on the operating table

>>42237827
Lurk more

>>42240083
>gotta save my arteries
>eats oil
kek

why not just do DNP?
not like he ever leaves the house, anyway.

This board sucks. BAN BOOGIE POSTERS. NOT FITNESS RELATED. Just some fat youtuber who has no will power. Stop ruining /fit/ with this uninteresting bullshit.

>>42237729
I don't even eat that much when I bulk
I'm literally 3,5k when I bulk and that's while I go to the gym 5-6 times a week
And this breh burns 3,7k while doing NOTHING
Fucking hell lad

>>42241573
There were some people on my 600 lbs life with over 100.

>>42239454
Ok mate listen to me.

You probably hate /fit/. But just read this.

Go and stand in front of the mirror with your shirt off. See your body. See every single part of it.

What do you see? Do you like what you see? Are you happy with what you see? Can you do the task of a normal person with that body? Do you want to look like that?

Ask your self in a room alone, ask if you are doing justice to yourself. The only person that you are hurting is you. The only person that will suffer is you. Some dude on a Japanese cartoon board won't be the sufferer, you will be the one.

And if you do what needs to be done. You will be the one who will benefit from it. You will be the one the one who will be happy. With your body, you are going to die. Period. And it's in your hand to change it. You have damaged your body. What's gone is gone. Don't think or care about it but care about the future. Think of what's ahead. Don't think of the past. Think of the bright life you can live in future. Why even think of the past. Who cares ?

At your weight and height your resting calories can be estimated around 3000. You claim to eat a 1000 ke to diet and at the same time you say you have platued. Stop lying. Look at your self,how much has lying hurt you.

Your life is in your hands . You are the master of it. You choose what you become by your actions, not what you think of yourself being.

I wish you luck. Also english isn't my first language so please excuse my grammar.

>>42242320
was obviously not him but goddamn man. You typing this clearly shows u haven't seen his videos. He has a shitton of mental problems caused by all sorts of insane abuse where his only escape was food. He KNOWS whats wrong HE KNOWS he is disgusting HE KNOWS EVERYTHING about that but he has needed therapy for the past 30years to recover from all the missery he suffered through.

What he says in alot of videos is that he has made very bad progress when it comes to the actual weight but the has made enormous progress mentaly where the cause of his weight is.

>>42242320
wow congrats dude, i bet he never thought of it like that before

why can retards on this board not understand what an addiction is?

>>42242320

omg I think you just saved his life!

>>42240029
SKELLIES are eating PIZZA and FUCKING Stacy while YOU FAST

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>>42240650
>Not eating people-meat for maximum gains
C'MON, are you even trying!?

>>42237666

Fuck off boogie, we're not your support group.

>>42237666
only way you can stay at 500 pounds is if your 'crash' diet involves eating 5000+ cal/day

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>>42237666
>struggling to lose weight at just under 500lbs

It actually astounds me how much of a fucking failure boogie is.

>>42242704
What he says in alot of videos is that he has made very bad progress when it comes to the actual weight but the has made enormous progress mentaly where the cause of his weight is.

That fat fuck hasn't admitted shit about why he has failed. He's proud of losing like twenty pounds in five years. He's a failure and a nothing. He can't progress because he can't admit how big of a fuck up he is.

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>>42237720

>>42237666

You cannot hit a plateau at 498 lbs. It's insane how full of shit this guy is and what a horrible example he is for others.

>>42243354
boogie1488 is done for

What does the 2988 in his name stand for? The heaviest he's ever been?

>>42243392

It's a measure of the gravitational pull generated by his fat ass: 2988 m / s^2

He's so massive that light bends around him.

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haters gonna hate

>>42243744
They see him rollin', they hatin'

>>42243843
PAY

>>42237666
SAGTAN BEGONE.

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>>42237666
May he among us who has not plateaued at 498 cast the first cheeseburger

>>42237666
to think in a better world he means his deadlift

IIT: brainlets

https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/6obnmr/boogie2988_here_heres_the_truth_about_my_wife_and/

wow that was so hard

>>42244219
>here's the damage control about my wife and I

Yeah dude those months of talking about separating were totally just a misunderstanding.

>>42244219
See >>42237764

"the black guy is gay" was panic mode disinformation, likely posted while the "gay" was railing his wife.

No woman, not even one who is herself obese, wants to be with an obese man. One might resign herself to it simply because she feels she has no option but as soon as one become available she will literally jump on it.

>>42244219
if u watch the stream where he talked about it this whole 'misunderstanding' is bullshit. Hes wife was leaving him after the surgery. He had all kinds of details, like she was gonna sleep in the guest room and then stay at her moms house or whatever. He was talking about how it was his fault and other bullshit to get sympathy from his retarded fanbase. Obviously hes fans freaked out at his wife, and she backed down out of shame. Now he's doing this bullshit damage control because his wife is pissed that he outed her. She's still probably gonna leave him, but without telling him first. Like he said on stream, this isn't the first time this has happened.

>>42243952
Fuckin' kek!

>>42239979
https://youtu.be/tVNjiid4e5Y

>>42237676
Actually that's a very decent deadlift, give him a break.

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PAY

MY

MEDICAL BILLS

How much protein shakes is this fat fuck consuming to plateau? I feel so bad for boogie's metabolism.

>>42241506
t. Retard

its sad how hatefilled you guys are, i might have been abused, and i am fat, and i will obviously never have a body like you guys due to the skin removal scars, but atleast i am mentally in a state you will never be.

i pity most of you, hence i made a thread on my subreddit so you can let go off your anger. all you have is your body and nothing else to show off.

https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/6ozcb0/shitposting_hate_megathread/

>weighs less than a gyarados
>still weighs more than an african lion

You're getting there, Boogs.

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boogie a cute

>>42243744
heyy that's fucking billy the fridge coming right behind him

>>42246292
Put a shirt on you fat fuck

>tfw hit a plateau at 165lbs
>no matter how much I eat I can't gain weight

>>42246292

(puke) emoji

>>42245764
how does it feel to be too fat to fuck your 'wife'?

>>42237870
I believe people of similar stature they straight up had to cut holes in their houses and get them out with a crane. However I think some of them were even bigger than he is. I've lifted a person before to put on a stretcher and even with them alive and only mildly overweight it isn't exactly easy. A dead man of that size depending on how long he was left to rot would be fucking insane to try and move. Lets say he is dead for 7 hours before an attempted move. It's gonna take 6-9 cops and firefighters/EMTs and that would be a miracle with rigor mortise plus trying to fit his ass through a door while a group tries to carry him. Fuck that just use a crane or saw him into pieces you can reassemble him at the morgue.

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>>42237697
Good lord I'd love to fucking cuck booger. I enjoy soft-dominating fat women, especially her since she looks like such a MILF
>you will never hang out at their house slapping and rubbing up against her ass with your crotch when boogie looks away

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>>42240903
>me
>6'7"
>500 lbs
>3% body fat
>wake up
>8 eggs and a whole tub of greek yogurt
>about to run a 5K
>Consume an entire carton of milk and 3 proton shakes
>go to gym
>Stronglifts 7/8/9/10
>Post workout rotisserie chicken and 2 heads of broccoli
>go to work for 8 hours moving sheet rock up stairs
>4 O'clock snack of 4 cups of oatmeal with 1 lbs of nuts
>8 oclock, time for bed
>eat 6 avacados, pit and all with 1/2 lbs of dates
>sleep for 12 hours

You act like this isnt your routine.

pic related, its me 4 years into this routine.

>>42243843
is....is that mayo?..That he's literally scooping it out of a jar bartended and shoving into his fat fucking mouth?


Jesus Christ I've never been more disgusted by a webm, not even by rent threads. Was gonna have a cheat meal tomorrow but now I won't. Thanks anon.

>>42247539
I fucking hate this phone and it's retarded auto correct. Like it chooses the most retarded fucking words to go to.

Fuck you Samsung you piece of shit chink company I hope your parents were in a village that got napalmed.

>>42247193
actually made me laugh

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>>42244518
>LMAO
this kind of damage control
>btfo

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>>42237729
>tfw on 1500 calories cut
>boogie could eat over twice as much as I do in a day and still lose weight
>the fat fuck STILL eats so much the he gains weight

Literally how

>>42245764
How about you stop making excuses you fat fuck. Stop acting like you dont have the money from all your gullible fanbase to not surgically repair yourself you POS.
>video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k

>500
>""""PLATEAU""""
fat fuck need to be gassed

>>42247639
>cook with a george foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray
Holy fuck I'm dead

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>>42243843

>>42247685
i dont know if black dudes would wanna shoot loads into boogies facehole

>>42247639
>made in 2013
>yfw boogie still the same exact fat fuck 4 years later

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>>42237666
How much does his wife get if he kicks the bucket? She had to attend and put up with him for years so the payout has to be huge in some way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMKXoSeoH0&feature=youtu.be&t=2105

>90%+ survival rate

>>42248533
Well, he has no kids since he can't have sex. And his mom is dead. Never heard anything about his father, guessing he was raised by a single mother considering how much of a giant pussy he turned out to be.

So she probably gets everything + insurance payout.

>>42237729
That's more than my calories for 2 days.

>>42241714
I'm a lazy cunt without them

>>42241506
Sugar is literally carbs you dumbass. Advocating keto is against the consumption of sugar.

>>42238703
>Feel like this guy is just scamming.
he's trying to sell you his book, obviously he is scamming.

>>42248781
I think his dad died from some lung disease caused by working in a coal mine or something like that. He has a brother and a sister though so I guess they will get something.

Also holy fuck he's like the worst people from my 600 lb life. Would really be interesting to see what Dr. Now would say to him.

>>42239448
I feel like it must be the world's biggest and fattest satirical art project at this point

>>42241601
Hey thanks for the advice. Italy sounds super nice desu senpai

>>42247193

This is probably literally what andre the giant had to do to not be starved all day.

Well, slap several 12 packs of beer a day onto that for good measure.

>>42247193
>>42249495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g

it's not a meme

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>>42240103
It's as if fatness is a plague.

>>42238793
These stimulants/fat burners do work well for fat loss. ECA, Modafinil, Caffeine, DNP, amphetanime etc all work. The problem is that they're really bad for you if you're overweight. The rise in blood pressure and body temperature might be something Boogie's body can't take.

>>42245795
jesus, it took me a good 5 minutes to figure out that 'gyarados' was the pokemon, i am a brainlet

>>42243744
jesus christ that is a sad existence.

>>42245420
So whats giving out for him? His grip?

>>42246677
>6-9 cops

that's just it though, how are you moving a very heavy object through a doorway or through a hallway where at least six people need to carry it simultaneously. i guess dragging, but christ that's still a massive pain navigating. And yeah, if he did kill himself god help that city's fire dept.

>>42243744
>that white girl with the fat poopskin
>all the non-whites

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>>42243744
That's who I think it is, isn't it?

>>42250499
Looks like it's his wife/handler. She seems to wave him along as if to follow her, with promises of more soda and burgers.

>>42237729

Fucking hilarious. I'm doing a dietbet.com and need to lose 6.7 pounds in 4 weeks. I'm eating 1600 calories a day and 130g protein. And this fag can't eat less than 3000..

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Why is boogies wife leaving him? I'm curious but don't want to give him any views

>>42239945
>we should bread fatties

How appropriate.

>>42251283
>>42251283
probably done cleaning his shit

>>42251283
He used to shit himself constantly and she would always have to clean him up afterwards. It got so bad that she made him install a colonoscopy bag. Since boogie is a lazy piece of shit he didn't clean it out enough and it burst at one of his cons. She then had to clean him up while he sobbed in the bathroom.

She stayed with him afterwards, but imagine just how much other shit he puts her through daily. I don't like the bitch, but I don't think it should be much of a mystery why she cheats on him with black dudes and is leaving him.

>>42250623
Jesus christ. How do we solve the fat epidemic, why is so hard to stop eating for these people.

>>42251283

shes a feeder

>>42251343

Being fat is a mental disorder

>>42251335
>it burst at one of his cons
Kek, sauce? Pics?

>>42251423
It's a pasta, just a variation of it.

>>42237666
Chads that workout never heard of it.

>>42244350
She is 99% cheating on him, but not with that guy. I saw some photos of him (I think on instagram or something) and he is a giant fruitcake

>>42250428
Im fucking losing it imagining a fat carcass being dragged through a door

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>>42237729
>tfw I was bulking on less

>>42250410
Kinda, he just keeps eating the chalk mistaking it for powdered sugar.

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How did he possibly even get that fat? How is he STILL that fat after all these years? Ive been sitting at 135lbs skeleton mode and I struggle to put on weight, no matter how much I force myself to eat, even when I exceed my limit daily for weeks on end, I still can't put on weight. How on earth does this anomaly like boogie happen? This is an actual genuine question because I cant seem to wrap my mind around it, Its so strange and bizarre that I don't understand one bit.

>>42252400
Dont try to eat full clean and you'll see how easy it is to put on weight.

>>42248533
Are you saying Boogie has life insurance?
if not: I think she'd get most of his wealth when he dies, but apparently she's got rich parents (I heard on another boogie thread on /fit/ but never found out myself).

Bet you eat less than you think m9

>>42238676
"The laws of physics don't apply to weight loss. To find out how you CAN lose weight, give me lots of money!"

>>42237729
What does that many calories look like visually with all the food laid out?

>>42252331
Kek

>>42249530
>cinnamon toast crunch
>store-bought pasta/rice sauces
>cheesecake

In moderation this stuff isn't good but is manageable but at the quantity this guy's having to eat at he's gonna get diabetes fast

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>>42245312
What a soulless sociopath. Even DSP experiences some sort of mental anguish. Who's this "friend" of his that fucking lives with them? What kind of a household is that? Do they dunk their lightsabers in mayo and sit on moldy MtG cards whilst slobbering on dripping plastic appendages?

Nobody should've taught boogie about plateaus, the fat cunt will now be blaming his lack of weight loss on fucking plateaus

>>42253924
>Even DSP experiences some sort of mental anguish

DSP experiences mental anguish playing tutorials. Pretty sure his entire existence is mental anguish

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>>42254089
DSP is definitely on a spectrum and most certainly an asperger's sufferer but he doesn't thrive on situations he puts himself in. He's also too dumb to make buck out of attention he gets unlike boogie. And it's not likely that /fit/ could produce anything like Sons of Kojima.

I'm positive that DSP will gain at least 100 pounds in the next 12 months if he doesn't kill himself.

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>>42243744

Hes basically doing 300 pound farmers walks with skin straps, walking around like that for 30+ min as a natty would be insane

>>42239806
Fucking kek

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>>42237729
>Light/Moderate/Heavy exercise

How do we even gauge that? Would a walk around town be considered light, an hours gym work of 24-27 sets moderate, and an active labor job heavy?

>>42237708
Anon you've been blessed with drive and the will to find the truth and improve yourself. These plebiams will never experience that. They'll die knowing nothing but McDonald's and meme diets

So how do plateaus work? What makes you start to not lose weight like before?

Does boogie sleep all day and stream all night? I think he's on the East coast and he starts streaming sometime before midnight is literally when I'm going to sleep. It's no surprise he is extremely unhealthy but how is he not dead of a heart attack with his sleep schedule at that weight and age?

>>42255697
Its one thing that really annoys me.

The NHS in the UK honestly classes going to the gym 3 times a week for more than an hour as "highly active". I shit you not.

Online TDEE calculators class it as "Light Activity".

>>42256160
he went back to eating like shit.

in reality he actually didnt lose any weight at all and hes been lying about his diet.

>>42243744
What's the context of this? Who is the guy taking the video?

>>42252400
Drinking calories, eating high carb food, not doing any exercice. Is easy. Also his stomach is big by eating a lot. And eating a lot is related to many factors, one of them is eating with feelings involved.

>>42242912
Sorry mate, prions are fucking real and the idea of becoming a fucking zombie bothers me

t. microbiology student

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>>42243843

PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEDICAL BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what are the odds looking at tomorrow. What's happening? I vote there was never a surgery. All just a publicity stunt to keep content rolling for his channel. He's already started making excuses and what if scenarios if the surgery doesn't happen. He's slowly getting his followers used to the idea of this not happening. And it'll all work out well for him. This stunt has gotten him views and people give him a congratulatory circlejerk. When he reveals it's not happening he can go back to getting pity points from his followers.

>>42257217

is it officially scheduled for tomorrow?

>>42237729

My tdee is 3300 and I'm 6ft 174lbs

>>42256584
Yeah he's nocturnal so he can ride around in his scooter with minimal public shaming

He's from Arkansas. I'm a bong so that means nothing to me though

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>>42257252
Update.

>>42257409
Is this normal procedure? Would a hospital really wait until the day before to confirm whether or not it is actually gonna happen?

>>42257409
>boogie will die tomorrow if they give the surgery the green light

/fit/ is going to implode when it happens

>>42256584
>how is he not dead of a heart attack with his sleep schedule at that weight and age?

Is this a serious question? We're not animals you ding dong, we can sleep whenever we want if we will it. How the fuck do you think people work during a night shift? They simply sleep during the day. It doesn't feel any different from a normal sleep schedule once you've adjusted to it, which only takes a couple days.

>>42257551
t. NEET gamer who sleeps all day and plays all night

>>42239845
Out of curiosity, how do they get to the point of being rotten before you guys notice them being dead? Sweltering heat?

>>42257422
This is fishy. I would not be surprised at all if the surgery got 'cancelled until next year' or something and this is all a ruse to feign his progress

is plateau a meme word?

maybe people just don't realise that the more weight you lose the lower your maintenance gets. so if you don't adjust your eating to match your new weight you 'plateau'.

how the fuck do you plateau at that weight

95% sure he drinks sodas and mountain dew and shit like that and doesn't include those calories in his "diet"

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>>42245312

>gotta get paid to get laid y'all

>>42252400
>I'm 'stuck' being a 135 lb skeleton man
>how could the opposite possibly happen?

>>42245312
He really goes into detail in the full video. How did he backpedal and claim "oh it was a misunderstanding she meant she wanted a break from the diet!" He goes into detail about what they agreed on. About the deal was she was gonna stay in a different room until the surgery then they'll separate. All those little details and he's gonna claim "oh she meant the diet!"

So what exactly happens if he doesn't stick to his diet post-surgery? He said he physically can't go off diet.

is boogie the cleve blakemore of /fit/?

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Imagine my shock! Guaranteed every time the date comes up there's gonna be a minor delay.

>>42258401
kek

>>42239283

Nigga that website says maintenance at 160 lbs (5'9'') is around 2300, with 180 lbs being like 2450

>>42258401
You think it's cowardice about losing his wife and pity income, or that it's too dangerous to cut into him because he is too lazy to lose it?

>>42258466
I think this was never even planned. There never was a doctor or a hospital. It's all a show.

PREPARE TO CLICK ON THE VIDEO BOOGIE NEEDS OUR HELP

>>42237666
>498
I have so many questions. First and foremost, when you're that fucking fat, why not just round to 500? And how the fuck do you plateau at 300 lbs overweight? People plateau at like 30 lbs overweight because that's when it actually starts to get challenging. At 500lbs weight should melt off you like a motherfucker if you're eating right.

>Muh surgery will fix it

If you have to physically alter your body so that it can't handle the amount of shit you want to cram in it, you're not gonna make it.

>>42242311
Its truly amazing how much abuse you can put the human body through before it gives up and dies.

>>42258401
Wow this is fucking shocking. It's almost lile he's milking the rollercoaster of his fucked up diet attempts again

>>42258589
Best part is, food pouch
can stretch back the way it was

EVERYONE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-NUkiUegM

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>>42252952
McFat™

>>42259379
>498lb
>complains that he doesn't have enough ass fat to sit down comfortably anymore

Jesus christ this guy has been living the easy life

>>42259379
>"I held the hand of my abusive mother as she died"

Why the fuck does have to bring up the fact that she was abusive in this context? It's just another excuse to remind everyone of 'muh abuse muh anxiety' AGAIN. This guy is infuriating

>>42259711
He's DSP with social skills

>>42248600
This is horrifying.

>>42247685
Very immature

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>>42248600
>tosses a rectangle of blubbery skin across the body

HOLY FUCK FAT PEOPLE PISS ME OFF WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY WERE SHOVING IN TABLES OF FOOD INTO THEIR MOUTH

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I'm doing everything I did before but I can't seems to go lower than 250.

>cardio x 3 a week
>lifting x 5 a week
>work x 5 a week

I think I did lose .5" but I measure while I was full both times.

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Here's what happened

- fat sociopath faked his "liquid diet"
- this perhaps also caused row with his whale of a wife who probably believes he wants to lose weight
- fat sociopath waits to get wheeled into hospital and then tells this to his surgeon
- surgeon postpones surgery for a month, not knowing that fat sociopath doesn't ever want to actually go under the knife
- fat sociopath creates pitybux video where he starts putting hints about having doubts whether surgery is even necessary for him, reaffirming his stance that he's gonna do it as to not make it too obvious
- fat sociopath is typing notes about his next ~2 or 3 videos "preparing" for "surgery" that will end in his heroic stance change and courageous decision to do it au naturel.

There. Screencap this.

>>42262249
Plateaus are real, I was 235 lbs before college and blimped up to 250. Now I can't go back down

>>42262249
And the main thing you didn't do was lower your caloric intake. Hitting a plateau is just finding your tdee

>>42262257
I honestly think this is the truth. Unfortunate because I wanted to see boogie fit.

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Booger on H3 podcast.
Literally Talks about fat logic then proceeds to use fat logic to justify not losing weight.
>You literally cant make this shit up
https://youtu.be/eX1vs8Zt8Ss?t=4374

>had July in death pool
>surgery postponed until August 1st
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you boogie you fat cunt

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>>42243843

>great value

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Who wants to be one of Boogies pallbearers when the fat fuck croaks one the operating table?

Lifting that beast would be a boon to my gains

>>42246292
Where'd he get that 1:1 scale snorlax plush?

>>42237666
>my bench is stuck on 1pl8 guys what do
>get surgery

what a fucking cock sucker, i was betting he would at least make it through surgery but now i have little hope for the hamplanet.

>>42249577
shes a big gurl

>>42243843

And to think that motherfucker made a video complaining about the repeal of Obamacare.

The sooner people like him die, the better.

>>42238793
oh my god give me that

>>42243012

Boogie should really just opt for an exit bag at this point

>>42262257
Close .. but it wont be a "heroic change of heart". Thats not how pity whores operate

He will blame the hospital for the postponements. He will blame his wife for stressing him out. He will blame his anxiety for not being able to deal with it. He'll probably blame /fit/ somewhere too.

>>42243843
>I'm just acting guise the real me is not that disgusting

>>42266481
obamacare only covers able bodied workers you're thinking of medicare and are probably an alt right/eurofag /pol/ mouthpiece.

>>42266755
Are you implying that the ACA didn't expand medicare?

>>42252400
you're a faggot who likely skips meals playing video games

How boogie manipulates his audience:


His entire life is a fucking lie and he is manipulating people to see nothing but good when there's nothing but bad.

First he garners sympathy by admitting he has a problem. It's easy to hate an alcoholic, but it's a lot harder to hate someone who admits their faults.

He then gives a plan of action. This gives hope to his audience and inspires them. "Wow his situation is so bad, but look at how hopeful he is, and he's got a sure fire plan." It's like the beginning of an underdog tale, the start of a hero's quest.

He then implements the plan out of sight. He'll make an update video showing some minor progress and this again inspires his audience and makes them see him as a hard worker.

Then when he inevitably fails, due to not actually giving much of a shit about the plan in the first place, he blames his failings on external factors.
"Oh I was abused which caused anxiety and depression and these things made me fail my execution of the plan of action."

This removes any responsibility from his shoulders over his failings as the audience now identifies his mental illness as an evil that stopped this mighty man on his way to success. They've personified anxiety like a bad owner kicking a puppy for playing with a ball.

He lastly then garners more sympathy by apologizing for his failings. The thing is that by this point the audience doesn't see his failings as his anymore, they see it as the result of the interference of the 'bad guy'/evil of abuse and mental illness. Thus when he apologizes it's like when a hurt child apologises for the way their parents act.
The child has no agency, yet it apologised, this is wrong. Clearly the anxiety (which has been personified as evil) is the cause and the anxiety should be apologising.

Rince and repeat, and you end up with the cult like enthusiasm around boogie that you have today.

>>42266755
Read the shit, it is expanded but mainly (read:only) for the disabled (and you better have been working/ a kid before being disabled) and the retired.

I like how people that never read things can just attach their own false ideals to an apocryphal paper like its a lost holy book in an alien language.

>>42266783
good post

>>42247193
lmao

>>42237697
What type of people post this? Please stop projecting your cuck fantasies on to us

>>42267007
t. boogie

>>42238793
Lol. I literally have a adderal script to lose weight. I mean, adhd. 215. Trying to get down to 200.

>>42242311
That's ridiculous. I want to kill myself when I get lazy and go above 18%.

Daily reminder sugar is literally a drug

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2235907/

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You jelly lonely virgins?

>>42268112
knightvomiting.jpeg

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>>42245420
good one

>>42237666

Fuck off boogie.

>>42237666

Plateaus happen when you're human sized, but for a fucking walrus like that fat fuck he should be losing 5-10 lbs a week easily

>309 posts

And this wasn't the only thread. Why are you guys so obsessed on some fat guy on YouTube?

>>42268112

Whose the tranny?

>>42237729
>6014 calories per day
>Athlete

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