/fit/ humor, go!

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>>42235168

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>>42235173
can someone post the multiple parodies of this picture?

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>>42235168

>>42235173
FUCKING baby weights man I bet that kid doesnt outlift me

>>42235188

how did I miss that thread

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>>42235221
Cause you not one of the cool kids

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>>42235188
what the fuck man D:

>>42235173
>>42235191
surely he lifts more than you proportionally to his weight

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>>42235221
gross lol

>>42235246
I dont care, I'd kick the babys ass in a fight anyway.

>>42235246
>>42235262
>dat butthurt

then he lifts more than you lol

>>42235221
Cause of good luck i guess

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/fit/ in a nutshell.

>>42235288
man I dont care about their lunk alarm, for 10 bucks a month those are the best 4 days of free pizza in a month

worth it

>>42235305
i love this guy

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>>42235320
They only have smith machines
The dumbbells only go up to 80
And the trainers have as much knowledge about fitness as someone who reads health magazines
The sticky is better then them
> and yet I still work out there because it's close by

>>42235320
>>42235342
Man I dont even go to train there, I just show up the day they get the bagels and pizza and stuff, almost free food if you ask me

>>42235187
>>42235187

please???

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>>42235358
I'm like 95% sure that you can just walk in without getting scanned
I did it before by accident and they never even questioned it

>>42235446
is that a Frank Medrano parody?

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>>42235458
Its joe Rogan....

>>42235221
It was hijacked like 5 posts in. Unless you found it by luck you wouldn't see it

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>>42235487

>>42235288

3x5 pepperoni passion
3x5 Hawaiian heat
2x8 mushroom madness (2nd set to failure)

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>psshttt... nothin personnel kid

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Women's cross fit games:
https://youtu.be/Kn0jLZPN9vY

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>>42235188
>tfw in the screencap

>>42235539

While you were being taken for walkies I studied the blade

While you were playing peek a boo i internalised the blade

While you were playing fetch I mastered the blade

And now that master won't talk you for walkies you have the audacity to ask me for help?

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>>42235168

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>>42235168

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DONT OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL SAD

>I REPEAT

DONT OPEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO FEEL SAD

>>42235675
WHO IS THIS GUY?!

>>42235735
>guy

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>>42235168

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Obituary

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>>42235755

>>42235691
i just want to be loved

>>42235749
>>42235675
Who is "it"!?!

>>42235755
You're a big guy

>>42235591
i hope this is real

>>42235829
Idk who it is, looks like you'll just have to fap to that webm you sick pervert

>>42235288
Somebody clue me in on this. Is the gym handing out free pizza? Or is that a pizza chain that's allowed to sell inside of the gym or something?

>>42235836
F-for you

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Never gets old

>>42235520
kek

>>42235539
Now he takes master for walkies.

>>42235691
This is me but instead of social media it is replaced with shit posts here.

Life's good man, I am not going to complain.. Things could be way worse!

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>>42235883
Planet fitness is making people fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer and get fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer and get fatter so they can pay for gym memberships and stay longer.....

Its basically just the "I can eat whatever and be healthy" meme but monetized.

>>42236032
I am picturing the person who wrote that, trying to imagine how disgustingly fat they are..

>>42236024
I like your way of looking at things

>>42236024
yeah I could be religious, lmao

>>42235305
i hate this guy, pure cringe

>>42235604
>made the screencap twice because of two reactions to separate posts
feels good man

>>42236032
Who the fuck gets on a scale expecting it to tell them what a great person they are?

>>42236058
>>42236092
the kind of bullshit landwhales believe because their brains are deep fried in lard

>>42236121
Why is the belt on her tits?

>>42236129
because cuckfitters do everything wrong, even trying to put their belts on place

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>>42235675
#swolleft

>>42235836
For you

>>42235305
i think this guy is all right

>>42235764
underrated

>>42235764
>obituary to arms

>>42235173
It's incredible how you're born with the perfect form and instinct to squat and our society is built around destroying that flexibility and mobility.

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Oatmeal is best meal.

>>42235188
First time I made it in a screen cap.
The realization of this being a proud moment for me leads me to contemplate suicide.

>>42235755
nice stume bro

>>42236207
Yeah but that comic sucks

>>42235305
the fupa is a good detail

>>42236224

It's decent. Admittedly, far from Oatmeal's best.

>>42236032
Yeah. F-fuck planet f-fittness f-for giving f-free pizza once every month. You'll get f-fat!

>>42236177
more like your anatomy changes moron

>>42236250
No oatmeal is good but the comic of the same name is slimy dogshit. Just opinions being compared to animals with swear words to seem wacky. Shit comic

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>>42236293
You're part of the problem stop acting better then everyone else.

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>>42235691
shouldn't have opened it

>>42235691
FUCK ANON I DIDNT COME HERE TO FEEL

You got right even the fat girls on Tinder

>>42236314
No you dingbat. Your first world habits have ruined you. Our feet are not wide and flat from stepping on soft dirt all day. We don't squat to sit or shit like we're supposed to and our posture is abhorrent. You're likely sitting on a fucking chair right now instead of comfortably in a squat. Third worlders do not have these problems, though they have many others.

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>>42235691
Only myself to blame

>>42236032
>Tfw whoever wrote this had to kneel down because squatting would wreck knees
>Tfw the probably had to grab something to pull themselves up off the floor

>>42235425
Lost

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>>42236485
No they probably just put it on their table and had a "brownie break" halfway through cause their wrist started hurting.

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>>42236032

>>42236599
What am I looking at

>>42236599
/fit/onacci curve?

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>>42236650
Perfect form

>>42236650
A powerlifter preparing to bench, making the arch as high as possible so the distance the bar has to be lifted is minimal, while still going deep enough to count for a competition.

>>42236650
Fibonacci press

>>42236686
>powerlifter
>plate and a half
Pick one

>>42235173
Lightweight baby

>>42236697
Maybe he's doing more lifts than one

>>42235173
2pl8 fuaark

>>42235188
>tfw not in the screencap
that was an amazing thread

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>>42235187
nvm found it

>>42236708
>he's
it's a woman

>>42236032
>>42235288

>not having a membership at planet fitness to do a dirty bulk

Lol i'd just grab one of those pies roll it into a tube and suck the toppings off of it like it were a cock. No homo

>>42237023
>No homo

kek

>>42235691
i shouldnt have opened it homie :(

>>42237071
I warned you

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>>42235520
Heh

>>42236599
O MY RUBBER NEN

>>42237302
WRONG BOARD, MORON!

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>>42236150
kek

>>42235924
fucking kek, I was once having an argument in a thread and someone in class asked how many people I was texting.
>tfw no one

>>42236207
What the fuck am I reading

>>42235781
I used to think this kind of sentiment was pathetic but now that I'm older I realize how solitary life is. I find myself falling asleep every night thinking of what it would be like to feel unconditionally loved. I would give up so much to just be loved.

>>42237783
kek

>>42235173
baby heads/torso are much bigger in comparison to the rest of their body, very easy to go atg when you have a counterweight in front of you

>>42235168
he went there just because that is the only gym where he can park his bike

>>42237783
>test raises
>to 90x%

normies cant even math

>>42236565
>GREENED

audibly kek'd

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>>42235187

>>42235342
just build a homegym with a power rack for heavy compounds and then have a PF membership for that there cardio and the accessories

>>42237837
ehh dunno, with time you start appreciating love and companion, just try to DONT depend on it too much

I think Im gonna die single because Im autistic enough to hold any social interaction, I have like 2 or 3 friends only

>>42237994
kek

>>42237783
so why is he benching one pl8?

>>42236438

No you fucking moron, babies legitimately have a different anatomy than grown adults

>>42238034
because bullshit

>>42236599
This picture is stupid to use as a joke, since he could be just in the middle of placing himself in the correct arch, and once he actually performs the press, his arch would be like that.
You kinda have to place yourself on the bench starting with your back first, then lowering your ass on it to get the proper form.
He would get disqualified if he actually did the lift like in the image.

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A classic

>>42235691
Replace the social media stuff with wasting time on YouTube and reading books / playing video games and you have my life down to a tee. I go to the gym after dinner though, and instead of driving my car off a bridge its stepping in front of the train as it pulls into the station.

Does anybody have that horrifying screencap of that chick talking about how great lifting on your period is? She took a picture of her bloody pad and everything.

>>42236662
arigato gyro...

>>42238389
delete this

>>42235299
>bernie 2016 profile pic
Fucking kek.

>>42235691
Literally me
I didn't listen ;_;

>>42235781
get a dog

>>42238782
no pls T_T I dont like things that tend to die or get distant

>come to thread looking for an easy laff after tough day
>get blitzkrieg'd with feels
>the void only feels hollower
Thanks /fit/

>>42235446
>no reference to ayahuasca, dmt, or the pineal gland
im piss

>>42238797
/sci/ here, you've just described absolutely everything in the universe.

>>42238907
>/sci/ here
wow ur so smart lol

go back to redit dude, we dont say shit like that here

>>42236349
POP OFF, JAMES!

>>42238904
Anyone who knows what dmt is don't make fun of Rogan.

>>42238053
Yea no shit. But doing something like being in a squat position should not be anywhere close to as uncomfortable and difficult as it is for most people now. Just look at people who live outside the first world, they do a lot of fucking squatting as their way of just chilling in one spot.

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>>42235168

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>>42235187

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>>42235187

>>42235187
Anyone have the image with the prehistoric animals?

>>42236207
Holy shit this was the worst thing I've ever seen in one of these threads

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>>42235781
I give zero fucks about being loved.
I just want to be a husband and father.
I don't care whether or not they love me. I only care that I have people to provide for, protect, and educate.

Why am I strong? Why do I work? Why did I got to college? Why do I have all of this knowledge and all of these skills if not to pass them on?

Why did I not just stay home and play video games for my entire life if I was just going to live a few decades and then die without putting my abilities to use?

All I ask for is a smart, loyal woman who takes care of her health and wants to grow as I do. Who wants to be stronger. Who wants to be smarter. Who is equally interested in hiking, lifting, math science, philosophy, art, etc, as I am.

I just want a Philosopher Queen to match my Philosopher King.

Dozens of dates. Dozens of disappointments.

>>42239784
U sound like a cuck desu senpai

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>>42239792
Sex is no issue. Finding a woman worth investing in is the problem.
It seems like most of them are repulsed by the very concept of virtue ethics.

I once spent $400 taking a promising woman on a hike to a lovely wooded glade, where we practiced archery for a while, then set up camp. I showed her how to cook with cast iron on a camp fire, and then we sketched the sunset with pastels before fucking for over an hour after the sun had set. We slept till dawn, then hiked to a nearby river, followed it up to a spring, went for a swim, then took an easier trail to the campground we'd left the car at.

That was the gist of the date on my end.
On her end, she complained about the hike, ignoring the beautiful wilderness most of the time.
She fired about 5 shots with the bow before complaining that the 15lb draw weight was too much for her. (15lbs is the resistance teens use.)
She wandered around trying to get a phone signal while I set up camp any time I didn't ask her to perform a specific task.
She paid attention to the cooking, I'll give her that.
I did the sunset sketch with pastels, but she wrote her own name in about 8 different cursive fonts then just cuddled up to me.
The sex, at least, was good.
The walk by the river was even more beautiful than the walk to the campsite but she spent the whole time staring down at the trail and talking about herself, missing a few river otter along the way.

And she was far above average in quality of women I've experienced.
Most PEOPLE these days seem to be small-minded. I don't pretend that it's an innate flaw in women. But I'm not concerned with this flaw in men. Only in my prospective mates.

It shouldn't be so hard to find a rational, fit woman who wants to cultivate the best possible version of herself.

>>42235755
Lost. Someone post the original greentext please

>>42235425
i have only recently realized how much noise i probably make while lifiting and it makes me uncomfortable to lift while other people are in the room
it's a good thing that my gym is pretty much empty most of the time

>>42239784
Cuck

>>42239784
>>42239884
This is pasta right?

This is embarrassingly amateur "philosophy"

>>42239884
The qualities you seek are rare in men, and almost non-existent in women.
Partly because they're rare as innate qualities in people in general these days. And partly because specifically for women, those qualities receive very little positive stimuli during the average upbringing, and in some cases even negative stimuli.
The easiest / most reliable option might be to find a truly submissive girl and slowly mold her into the kind of woman you want. Don't expect it to be easy, and don't expect her to ever be perfect.

>>42237990
It can't be helped~

>>42240022
I think I precluded the "cuck" analysis with the questions as to the point of self-development if you never do anything with it.

>>42240048
Little to no philosophy was showcased.
And everyone must start somewhere. I believe it's reasonable that a young man should still be an amateur at many things. As a matter of fact, I believe it's acceptable for anyone to be an amateur at some things.

How will I ever transcend "amateur" philosophy if I do not practice it and grow?
Is it logical to conclude that I should give it up since I haven't mastered it in my 20s?

I'll admit that those date ideas were pretty cliche. An effort to experiment with the Warrior Poet archetype. I'm slowly learning to discern my own valued character traits. However, is it not acceptable that when I was younger and less experienced I chose to draw inspiration from cliches? Where else would I get it? How would I know that archery and pastel sunsets were cliche and uninspiring had I not experienced them for myself?

>>42240050
Thank you, anon. I've been speculating this myself. I'm just not sure how to predict which sub will end up being suitable for molding.

My brother attempted a similar feat, being much like myself, and chose an insecure, shy, naive girl to train and after she got hot and barely cultured she decided she was better enough than most women that she didn't need to try anymore.

And she's right. My brother is unwilling to throw away 5 years of emotional and financial investment in her and start fresh with a girl who is as bad as she was when they first met. She cooks and rock climbs, but won't undertake any other personal development. She spends half her free time binge-watching Netflix while my brother builds onto their house or practices a new instrument in his garage.

>>42240118
You just write like someone who will never amount to anything.
Or at least never have anything unique or worthwhile or impressive to say.
I can see it in your language, I have a gift for this

>>42240130
Then please demonstrate this gift.
I'd love to see your analysis.
As someone very gifted, you're aware that a claim should be justified. You have supporting premises for these conclusions that you've reached, so please enlighten us with your gift.

>>42235591
I bet you kiss girls, faggot.

>>42236150
I relate to the last panel on a spiritual level.

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>Personal favorite

>>42235670
the M A R B L E
as well a
s the
S C U L P T OR

>>42235913
that's not a bad joke, regardless of how physically unattractive you are; it wasn't that tactless or explicit given the circumstances
guess this is a face theory proof, probably if you're handsome and say something like that she giggles and gets on with her workout
i feel bad for the poster

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>>42238389

>>42240118
As her will and sense of identity gets stronger, she'll become less easy to manipulate. And if, around that same time, the natural tendency (that pretty much everyone has) towards comfort and complacency kicks in, then you do have a bit of a problem.
Your brother might be right not to start over, depending on his age.

No reason to give up completely though... Progress might become slower, and require more effort and subtlety, but it's not impossible.

Take the Netflix binge-watching for example. Spending half of her free time on it is excessive, and quite a bit of what she watches might be crap. But put some effort into exploring the catalogue, and you might find some shows that are worth watching due to inherent quality, while at the same time being potentially useful tools. Spend a bit of time watching those shows together (agree on a few episodes per week for example), and try to provoke discussion, get her to think, ...

>>42240183
Wow you just proofed his point.

>>42235237
so thats why im weak asf. tfw povo and cant aford any of those.

>>42236075
it's definitely better to be depressed and lonely but an atheist than being happy, social but religious. you got me.

>>42236207
>nobody staring at themselves in the mirror
shit comic

>>42235691
I wish I even had a job, I don't even feel like a person anymore

>>42236177
see >>42237866

>>42235735
lobosjr

>>42236697
Underage girl. Judging by plate colors there's 95 plus collars on the bar, up to 100 kilos in total.

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>>42235288

>>42236599
I read that Cyrillic as "STAHP".

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>>42236032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ynZowsDtU

>>42235691
100% me. I even live alone

>>42241118
>OHP illegal
Fucking what ? Why ?

>>42241203
It could lead to gains

>>42239784
>>42239884
I hope you're not a real person.

>>42235188
>see this thread
>decide not to open it because I knew OP was just memeing
regret fills me

>>42236032
That's not how planet fitness work you retard

>>42236438
>t.pajeet

>>42235691
HAHAHA this is great.

>>42235691
Shit like this is why I moved out of the city

>>42240317
>that's not a bad joke, regardless of how physically unattractive you are; it wasn't that tactless or explicit given the circumstances
Yes,yes it was you fucking retard. That's the problem with you fit assholes. You have boundary issues, it will be funny when you are put in jail for it because you are all creeps.

>>42240016
>i have only recently realized how much noise i probably make while lifiting and it makes me uncomfortable to lift while other people are in the room
it makes YOU uncomfortable? What the fuck you self-absorbed fuck? can you imagine how it makes other people fell? kys now

>>42236349
I. WAS. EATING
FUCK!
GOODBYE GAINS

>>42241418
Don't worry, you really don't have any gains skelly.

Where do I go to find the Sir comics that aren't the new year ones?

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>>42241426
That's hurtful.

>GOBAD

>>42241467
>kek

>>42238389

DELETE THIS

>>42241467
Best one yet.

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>>42238389

>>42235458
>He doesn't know who Joe Rogan is.
Newfag.. His podcast is actually pretty good.

>>42238478
hehe i get that reference anon

>>42240016
When I OHP I legit scream. I forgot my headphones yesterday and realized it for the first time. Idgaf though because my gym are a bunch of normies and I was OHPing more than most were squatting.

>>42241153
That made me feel awkward. My wife and dogs looked at me like I'm retarded for watching that.

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>>42242024
Your fault for letting your dogs see what's on your screen while you browse 4chan.

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>>42236207
>not posting the superior version

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>>42242106

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>>42242121

>>42238389
pls no...

>>42238034
The holes in the plates are full of normal air, whereas the air in the gym is specially enriched with helium.
The density gradient makes the plates heavier and the lower level of oxygen simulates training at altitude which stimulates red blood cell production.

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>>42242136

>>42235305
i think this guy is quite good, not the best though

>>42241439
Too bad. Suck it up buttercup

>>42238379
Can you post the original vid? Haven't watched it in ages.

>>42238389
>hey look, I can narrow grip bench maybe 1pl8

>>42236209
as it should

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>>42235187

>>42238907
he's a cunt but he's right

>>42236361
>wearing baggy shorts
>without knee high socks
plebs

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>>42241297
you got me

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>>42242204
Fixed for /fit/

>>42242820
top kek

>>42235691

>>42239884
>mfw I didn't even read
>mfw I was just shitposting

is this how u MADMILK

>>42241417
>thinking of others above your own gains
never gonna make it

>>42236207
Lost.

Oh wait, this isn't a cringe thread

>>42235288
Cheap food sounds like a good deal, I wonder if they allow you to take it home.

>>42235560
Internet was a mistake.

>>42235576
>fucked someone's girl
>took the milk and eggs
Alpha as fuck

>>42238389
DELET

>>42239884
This is so beautiful anon. I would love this so much. You sound like an ideal mate.

Like this is my exact dream. I want someone to be fit with, to learn with and from, I love hiking and camping and cooking. I can't paint but I'd love to learn. The only way this could have been better is reading our favorite /out/ poems to each other as we cuddle after the sex.

Your entire post plus maybe the strong will to travel the world is my dream. WTF I didn't come here to feel.

Also though I agree with this post
>>42240050
>find a truly submissive girl and slowly mold her into the kind of woman you want. Don't expect it to be easy, and don't expect her to ever be perfect.
I'm dewply submissive and I suppose that makes me degenerate af. But this is my ideal dom/daddy stuff. I just want to be a good girl but I want to use my drive to submit to become the person I want to be for myself and for Him. I know it's pathetic but I want this more than anything.

>>42240729
what if Im atheist AND lonely and kinda depressed?

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>>42239935

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>>42243532

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>>42243910
Did he posted pics of that 6'4 dude?

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>>42243937
don't think so

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>>42236592
What if they're missing curve 5?

>>42235591
things like this are the reason i train

>>42239331
wtf how'd you find this picture of me?

>>42235691
>having a car
>not sitting in an ugly ass train with fat sweaty people

>>42241203
Remember, always do the exact opposite of what PF tells you to and you'll make mad gains.

>>42236207
>the we're all going to be old anyway "argument"
Really, senpai, why do people use this as an excuse to begin with?

>>42244156

>that feel when your 6th grade class actually did do a lesson on flirting

Kill me now, I don't want to remember

>>42243976

holy hell, strong dude

>>42244366
Holy hell, retarded dude. The video is clearly reversed, in reality he fell and the bar fell on top of him.

>>42244419
no shit sherlock

>>42240118

You sound very euphoric.

>>42243824
then you are better than a happy religious person can you fucking read you spastic?

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>>42242914
>>42236081

>>42243915
>asian woman's eyes widen larger than I thought they could
kek

>>42244419
no it's definately not reversed
you are retarded. neck yourself

>>42244419
t. weak faggot

>>42244060
hey girl you got something on your butt... my eyes

>>42244419
>he doesn't do floor start stand up squats
1. you are retarded for thinking this is reversed
2. never gonna make it

>>42244320
story pls

>>42236032
Why do all fat girls have this handwriting?

>>42244738
ayy

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>>42244508
>It is better to be an atheist than to embrace the truth the way and the light
*tips fedora

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>>42244598
>>42244645

>>42236349
POP OFF JAMES

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>>42244738
when will they learn?

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>>42237994
lmaooo

>>42244320
Anon pls greentext

>>42236207
>normal
>love handles
there it is

>>42244738
Cause it's a profile photo?
Jesus Christ, manlet or not that girl is a bitch.

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>>42235446

>Joe Rogan
>kettlebells
>shroomtech
>isolation tanks

Holy fucking kek!!! This is literally my housemate.

>>42240118
*tips fedora*

>>42236032
The numbers on scales should be replaced with farm animals

>>42235576
I took that screencap. Nice to see it 5 years later

>>42244664
Hand momentum

>>42236032
I have that same scale. It was like $8 at Target.

>>42245326
kekek

>>42237783
Why does something like this give me a boner but straight up porn of a pornstar sucking a man's cock doesn't?

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>>42235288
>It's for free, guys

>>42245487
Because modesty is half the attraction. I'd much rather look at girls in bikinis or lingerie than naked girls

>>42245361
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>42235246
No fucking way.
A very weak squatter (~3 months on SS) will squat about BW.
No fucking way a toddler squats his own weight.

>>42245517
I still would

>>42243369
At the risk of heaping on some more unwanted feels :
Keep in mind that, although I suggested finding a submissive girl, guys like that might not really be dominant. Many of them probably want an equal, someone who also pushes them to grow.
And even someone who is innately dominant probably isn't always strong, probably also needs hugs and support from time to time.
By all means, look for your ideal daddy, but be prepared to be not just his good little girl, but also (sometimes) his strong and supportive partner.

Also, because this is /fit/ humor after all,
B E L G I U M
E
L
G
I
U
M

there is a way to fail on squat without a spoter and not be dead\ injured? without the rack i mean

>>42245487

because intimacy is more attractive than two pieces of meat with a hole in the center

its the same reason sometimes women look more attractive in a thin top that shows their tits and nips, jiggling with every step than just a bare chest

>>42238389

DUDE FUCKING STOP IT WTF

>>42235670
>fucking hell

>>42245745
The feels are real. I fully intend to do my best to be worthy of this ideal Daddy even if I never find him. No worries on being a strong and supportive partner, that is part of the ideal. I want him to grow and learn and be happy. I want to give him space and a home for him to be vulnerable and safe. He never needs to be perfect. He needs to be human and that is suffering. I can be there for him when he's down. That's part of my job as his partner.

A girl can dream.

T E X A S
E
X
A
S

>>42245361
ITS OK GUYZ IM WEARIN A BOWER BELT

>>42245487
Porn is a fake fantasy, but that pic is (presumably) real intimacy.
To put it in /fit/ terms, the former is a sugary soda crap, the latter is a healthy nourishing meal.

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>>42242175

>>42245361
my back start hurting just by looking at this

>>42245361

How much is he lifting?

>>42235675
>quarter rep
>pussy pad
>empty bar
>smith machine
It is literally more effort to squat your own bodyweight than to use an empty bar on a smith machine.

>>42245990
A girl should never stop dreaming :)

But, like I sort-of tried to tell the first anon with whom this conversation started, the goal is what matters.
You need to eventually find a path to that goal, but in the long run, all that matters is that you find *a* path, it doesn't have to be the path you started on.

Good luck, hopefully you'll find someone to share happiness with soon.

>>42235591
>i said no homo a couple of times

like its some fucking ave maria

christ

>>42238389
>

>>42239784
>I give zero fucks about being loved.
>I just want to be a husband and father.
>I don't care whether or not they love me. I only care that I have people to provide for, protect, and educate.
>Why am I strong? Why do I work? Why did I got to college? Why do I have all of this knowledge and all of these skills if not to pass them on?
this except i'd settle for someone who is just loyal and wants kids

>>42239784
>I give zero fucks about being loved.
>I just want to be a husband and father.

lol is this bait? alright I'll bite

>I give zero fucks about being a cuck
>I just want to be a numale beta provider

>>42246267
I think that was what they call 'a joke'

>>42242820
kek

>>42242136
>wants to be ripped
>busting his ass doing cardio

lol fucking normies

>>42245361
my god... his back

>>42245745
>By all means, look for your ideal daddy, but be prepared to be not just his good little girl, but also (sometimes) his strong and supportive partner.
That's honestly on the dom.

The first lesson a dom should teach a sub is that everything they experience, their dom experiences in proportion. That disciplining someone, training someone, getting into their head, even working them over with whips or toys or dick, all affects the dom in its own way.

So doms often need some kind of care of their own. Maybe not the same coddling aftercare they provide a sub, but the dom should be just as free to break down and be weak as the sub is.

>>42245990
>I fully intend to do my best to be worthy of this ideal Daddy even if I never find him. No worries on being a strong and supportive partner, that is part of the ideal. I want him to grow and learn and be happy. I want to give him space and a home for him to be vulnerable and safe. He never needs to be perfect. He needs to be human and that is suffering. I can be there for him when he's down. That's part of my job as his partner.
Literally all of that is A+++ thinking.
You're a treasure. Stay on your path. You're a catch.

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>>42246478
Wanting to build something is numale?
Wanting to pass on experience and skill and wisdom is beta?
Wanting to breed a quality woman repeatedly to produce strong children to continue your legacy qualifies as being "cucked"?

You sound like a child. There's more to life than using women for your own pleasure and then discarding them. As bad as being a cuck is, someone who disregards the fundamental humanity of their sexual partners must be worse, because at least the cuck only harms themself, rather than preying on others like a sociopath.

>>42244449
>>42245249
>mild articulation means fedoras and euphoria
This is what our species has become.

>>42246944
>at least the cuck only harms themself, rather than preying on others like a sociopath

spoken like a true cuck

yeah m8 keep letting others run over you and fuck your "quality women"

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>>42246966
You seem to be confused.
Why do you think that we only have two choices?
Why do you pretend that you must either act like a brainless Chad or be a cuck?
You are aware that there's a middle ground between the two in which most people exist, right?
You do know that it's possible to respect another person without being a doormat, right?

... Right?

>>42245681
easily

>>42246994
do not respond to shitposters
report them instead

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>>42246361
every thread. every fucking thread this is posted

>>42244865
i was describing the previous post to the illiterate autist you fuck. i do not denounce the one and only way to salvation.

>>42245361
can this stop now? i don't think i've seen a humour or cringe thread without it since it appeared. if you haven't seen it yet then fuck off

>>42245517
its for (((free)))

>>42246479
what is this joke you speak of? i think you may have to describe it for this pleb...

>>42238389
That's literally doing 3 diamond pushups for this guy. If the bitch weighed 80kg, I could lift her like this.

>tfw my GF only weighs 130lbs so no mad gains

>>42236032
It will tell you your own self-worth.

I'll sell you for soap, cunt.