Who here /gymbully/? Gotta keep them skellys in place amirite?

Pajeets are decadent.

>>42234303
How can you have calves that small ?

>>42234303
Exactly. Whenever I see some like 6 foot tall skelly I always bake sure I take their weights and get in their way. I hate when 6 foot tall people, I mean skellies, go to my gym to just stand around and look awkward. What a bunch of oblivious fags with no self awareness.

>>42234303
>Who here /gymbully/?
>4chan pass user

Apparently not you, fucking nerd

>>42234303
>calves
Why Not To Skip Leg Day: The WebM

I do it because it saves everyone time. If they back down because of me, they weren't dedicated enough and we're going to quit anyway. If they really want it, they'll keep coming back no matter what and then I'll start to show them some respect.

Sometimes I "accidentally" kick people in the face doing push ups lol. Other times I take weights off people's bars as soon as they're done with their set and use them. No one's got the balls to say anything.

>>42234411
this is really fucking autistic

is curling 20s bad
i always get more of a burn doing 20s for high reps than i do higher weights for low reps, but i just started :(

>>42234346
>bake
stupid phoneposter

>>42234303

the asian has bigger legs than that guy lol

>>42234427
Yes, and?

One time this fuckin manlet asian kid was struggling to overhead press 225lbs so I pushed his arms a little bit so when he got it overhead he didnt get the rep cuz I spotted him haha faggot

>>42234303
>those twig legs

Almost as funny as that guy who works upper-body everyday and always wears sweatpants because he's self-conscious about his paraplegic legs

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>>42234303
>those calves

>>42234411
>>42234423
Literal autism

>>42234303
Fuck that bully in vid
>Picks on 115lb Forex student

Punk ass Italian midget spaghetti-fags all Italian people are 5'6 tough guys who take steroids while weighing 160 lbs they think because they drizzle olive oil in their hair and look like Fonzi they can push people around I would dump a bowl a spaghetti on that grease ball's head and choke that tiny Italian gymcel faggot the fuck out... Probably jam some garlic bread up his ass and fucking butt rape him too..

>>42234470
225 is quite a lot for OHP no?

>>42235012
Of you've been lifting for only a year, maybe.

>>42234966
he's not italian

>>42234411
>If they back down because of me, they weren't dedicated enough and we're going to quit anyway.
You have no way of know this

>>42235020
I very rarely see anyone OHP 225 for reps

>>42235022
What is he then? Pretty sure he is either an Arab or an Italian

>>42234966
>gymcel
>incel

do you also run like naruto for laughs?
btw, he was just joking. He explains to the guy why he did that

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>>42234338
the dyel has better calves

your gym crush ofc

>>42235058

thats a fuckin chaldean

>>42235070
Wrong

>>42234438
Nothing wrong with that, just make sure you move up to 25s once you start getting less of a burn. Keep it up bud.

>>42235058
right on the money
he's Arab

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>>42235076

>Arabs and Asians
>No white people in sight
Guessing this is Canada?

>>42235070
Let me explain why i raped and murdered your entire family cunt, I was just joking

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>>42235076
>when you have to keep pulling up your socks, because you have no calves

>>42234303
His form with those curls is horrible, his upper body should not be moving at all. He must be horribly weak if he can't do those with those tiny weights without his upper body moving like that. Is that actually fat on his upper arms and not muscle?

>>42235076
newfag detected

>>42234303
>tries to look tough by repping somebody else's weight
>looks like he doesn't even lift

Fucking arabs, the Asian kid probably left because Ishtar was being annoying

>>42235265
>comparing taking someone's dumbbells during set to rape and murder

if the asian guy was offended, he wouldn't have allowed for his face to be seen in the video.

>>42234423
Autistic work of fiction but if not I hope someone takes your fucking head off. Cunt

>>42234966
This guy is a filthy smelly arab. Far worse than an italian

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>>42234966
Calm down Nordcuck. Did a Med fucked the girl you were after?

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>>42234303
That fucking dyel got bigger calves than fousey

>>42235076
Asians have big calves.

>>42235464
Is this true? As a mongoloid, I've always had big calves even when I was completely sedentary.

>>42235480
no its not. Im asian, i have starving calves.

>>42235464
At this point I'm convinced whites are beings made of pure COPE,
>blacks have big dicks whats he big deal haha niggers
>indians take our jobs haha pajeet
>asians just have big calves what's the big deal
C O P E
O
P
E

>>42234303
got any more gym bully vids?

>>42235480
my calves are big because my cows are happy from ca!

>>42235058
Litteraly the same thing

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>>42234303
>here let me intimidate you by curling the same weight that you are curling
>lmao sure showed him boys
What did he mean by this?

mirin meditative Asian man in foreground

>>42234423
Were you that guy today who took one of my clips that I left on the floor next to the squat rack very briefly? And then when I realised it was gone I assumed I'd already put it on the bar and set up for squats, lifted the bar into start position and almost shat myself when the plates on my left side, where my shoulder is lower due to scoliosis, started to slide off but I managed to rerack before snapping up my shit/the nearby window

because if so that's a dick move

>>42234455
Thank you for pointing that out. I'm enjoying this so much more now.

>>42234303
>those baggy shorts to hide non existent legs
>gay stringer with text on it
>cap backwards
>no sense of color combination
This guy is a clown, he probably runs a fitness youtube channel

>>42234303

My thighs are bigger than redshorts guy. You can always spot the leg day skippers by how much loose fabric their legwear has when their legs bend.

>>42234303
I sometimes "accidentally" drop plates on people's feet if they wear shoes that annoy me (running shoes to lift? Really buddy?). I make sure to only do it to skinnyfat manlets.

I've done it about 4 or 5 times since last september. My victims always act like they've been shot (wtf a 45 lb plate isn't as bad as a bullet) but none of these losers have stepped up to challenge me

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>>42234303
Which one had better calves tho.

>>42235849
Look at the placemnet of tvs. Not meditative just watching some tv just an observation freind

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>>42237882
That water mark

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>>42237882

>>42234638
Haha holy shit I didnt see them the first time. what a faggot. This is why you don't skip leg day

>>42234303
reminder that this dude sharpied his hair in because he was balding

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this fat kid was taking too long at the bench last week so I "accidentally" dropped a 25lb plate on his toes.

MayB he shouldn't have taken rests longer than 2 minutes

>>42235264
He's in Los Angeles, AKA nonwhite hellscape.

>>42234411
Wow I kinda think this actually makes sense, in a way

>>42234346
ake em away, toys

>>42237945
since this thread is seriously lacking, I'll post some more D E V E L I S H antics. Feel free to try them out yourself

>see shrimpy kid with lifting gloves in locker room
>immediately decide I hate him
>jam chewing gum into his lock
>see him cleaning it up
>later see him with a gym employee getting the lock cut
A black guy saw me do this but didn't rat on me. No snitching

>>42238084

>notice skinnyfat manchild coming in regularly over the summer
>he just listens to his earbuds and does SS every time while wearing rick and morty shirts
>ask him to spot me on every rep

This guy is seriously such a pushover. He's too pussy to say no to me, so he ends up spotting me even when I'm benching just the bar lmao. I even ask him to go get weights for my bar.

Once he asked if I could spot him, but when he was obviously failing the rep I just kept yelling "AHH GET IT! GET IT!" at him until he gave up and dropped the weight or used the safety bars LMAO. I don't think I've ever spotted him properly.

Guys get a gym slave. I highly recommend it.

>>42235718
You must be a negro, because the only ones delusional enough to believe that niggers have big dicks on average are niggers themselves. Its a meme you invented because your race has nothing, absolutely nothing lmao.

>>42235045
it's because he's anonymous and full of shit

>>42234303
Why didnt he try that with the square jaw alpha asian?

>>42238084
this isn't even funny, you just seem childish and petty. why are you so insecure?

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>>42235718
>literally so insecure you can't take a compliment

>>42238133
Wow mang. You sound super cool with your made up stories.

>>42234303
i would rock that ugly fucker in his chin if it wasnt nonexistent desu

>>42234303
>4chan pass user since 2012

nigger wtf r u doin

>>42235444

same thing

>>42234303

As a white man I feel a duty to defend anyone pick on by a shitskin, especially our East Asian allies.

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>>42238318
cope harder mayonigger

>>42234303
>doing ohp
>younger lifters taking turns on the power rack next to me
>"no no no, your doing it wrong, here look at anon, like that"
>"yeah well fuck anon"
>SLAM THE WEIGHTS DOWN
>YOUGOTSOMETHINGTOFUCKINGSAY
>probably still red from last set
>he goes white as a sheet
>i laugh
>his friends laugh
>we laughs
fucking got him

>Arm Day, Doing Preacher Curls
>Chad walks up to me
>"Hey man, are you using that bench?"
>"Yeah, I got 2 more sets and I'm done."
>Proceeds to stand there while I'm working out
>Begins to critique me
>Says I don't need to give up on my last rep.
>I didn't to begin with
>Start second set
>"Hey man, just lemme hit it real quick"
>I continue to work out as if I didn't hear him.
>After I'm done I go to walk away
>Begins telling me about his regiment and what I should be doing differently.
>Attempt to respond, but puts in his ear buds.

What is the deal with people like this?
Is it some type of complex?

>>42238706
Really? As a white man I feel a duty to take over everything

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>>42234303
There are two Asian guys that come into my apartments gym regularly, linger around the machines awkwardly until I leave the free weights to grab a drink or something, then they quickly virgin walk to the dumbells, knock out exactly one set and then leave the gym.

I've seen this happen on multiple occasions and they only spend tops 20minutes at the gym. They also constantly look at the floor like japs do in public, no eye contact. I feel like I'm indirectly bullying them just by existing.

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>>42237882
>>42237933

>>42234423
This is why I'm scared to go to mixed gyms. It's always the men that cause so much trouble when you just wanna sweat out all the toxins and stresses of the day. They always just want to start something.

>>42234303

The guy in black with the straps detected what was going on immediately.

>notice some dudebro being a bully
>detects guy filming through a sneaky mirror look
>"its probably a trap"
>keep walking

>>42234303
wtf is with his retarded form?

>>42234411
> If they really want it, they'll keep coming back no matter what

Top kek, funny but literally autistic

>>42234303
How is that bullying?

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>>42235480
> is this piece of uncited information from a Senagalese skydiving forum true?
What do you think?

>>42239112
How do they spend 20 minutes doing one set

>>42234470
>see some dyel faggot struggling to ohp 185
>set up right next to him
>put 225 on the bar
>his face when I deadlift that shit for reps
lmao. never saw that fag again.

>>42238742
Only good post in entire thread

Kek

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>>42239050
>arm day

Stopped reading there.

>>42239050
Haven't you realized everyone on /fit/ is this way, yet?

>>42234303
then fucking skinny guy legit has bigger calfs than the other guy wtf.

Is this the king of gym bullies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brhau4xo0x0

>>42234303
If i saw this happen i'd step in and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing. Take the weights from him and give them back to the scrawny Asian and than report that guy to gym staff and hope he gets membership revoked or at least a warning.. what a fucking dickhead.

Big P, pls grace us with gymbully stories

>>42234303
>4chin pass
I guess you have a lot of experience with bullying huh

>>42240407
what a bitch ass nigger

>>42239739
Underr8ed

>>42238641
>>42235718
>>42235718
imagine waking up and you're a nigger living in a world you can't understand because it's the product of people smarter than you'd ever dream of being.

no wonder they're so angry all the time

>>42235045
i rarely see someone squat 225 for reps yet everyone on fit hit 1/2/3/4 in like, 6 months.

>>42240677
Yeah /fit/ is full of shit. I rarely see anyone bench 2pl8 or deadlift more than 3pl8 either.

Average bench, at my dyel gym at least, is like 0.5 - 1.5pl8. There are a handful of guys that bench 2pl8 or more.

Average deadlift is around 1 - 2.5pl8

>>42240736
once i saw a guy bench 3pl8 for reps.

he was massive.

>>42240677
I've seen a couple of guys pump 3pl8 squats for 1--3 reps. That's out of about a hundred gym-regulars. It's a rare sight.

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>>42238084
>>42237945
>being this much of a fag for no reason
who hurt you, anon?

>>42234458
>Yes, and?
You don't belong at the gym.

>>42234966
> I would dump a bowl a spaghetti on that grease ball's head and choke that tiny Italian gymcel faggot the fuck out... Probably jam some garlic bread up his ass and fucking butt rape him too..
sure you would skelly.

>>42234303
Anyone else noticed this guy's disgusting body imbalance? Hes popping from the front, but he has no back at all - not to mention his legs

>>42241447
He consists entirely of chest, shoulders and arms.

>the power of a brosplit

>>42239889
I'm confused.

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>>42234966
>snownigger this obsessed and insecure with mediterraneans he spergs out at the thought of one
>despite the 'bully' being an arab
Snownigger education at work. This is why you were hopping around in huts while everyone else was building Civilization.

>>42234303
Even as a joke, this kind of behaviour is pathetic and disgusting. For a community which is always claims to try get non-lifters out of the basement to change their life, a small thing like this can completely turn a new guy off gyming. Gym can be intimidating even without assholes like that guy making it even worse. I bet that chink skelly went straight home and never went back.

>>42234638
I thought you guys were just kidding
My 90lb grandmother has bigger calves than that

>>42243295
Fuck off, if you're a pussy in life that's your problem. A grown ass man should be able to stand up for himself instead of letting people take their shit, and if you're beta enough just to hang your head and walk away then it's as much your fault as anyone else's.

Holy fuck some people are just pathetic.

>>42234411
autism at its finest i'd literally just go snitch on you

>>42242784

people get dogmatic about what split/routine is best.

I used to be the rec center gym bully at my Uni asians, pajeets, and computer science nerds were my favorite targets.
>IS master race, beta nerd from CS in my database design class always trying to be the smartest in class
>see him at the boneyard squatting bitch weight with some chick figure it's time to humble him
>asking him if I can work in with him
>starts to stutter like he will object, I cut him off and say "nah it's cool dude we're using the same weight"
>throw bar on my back like I'm about to squat it give the girl he's with a look in the mirror and then smirk at him as I unrack the weight
>pop the bar off my back and start overhead pressing what he squats
>rack it and hear him tell girl he's gonna go do machines
>joke with girl wow you squat as much as your BF, she giggles and says they're just friends
>help her with form and start at her ass as she squats put hand right above her ass to keep her back straight
>see beta across room on leg extension looking visibly pissed smirk at him again and go back to staring at her ass

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>>42239739
Similar thing happened to me
>be dyel working out
>bench like 50 kg cuz dyel
>some dude clearly trying to impress me by benching more than me
>when hes done doing his 2 reps ask him if he competes.
> says no
>yeah didn't think so
>walk away while drinking nesquik

>>42234303
where's the white people in that gym?

>>42243878
It's an American gym.

>>42239050
Inferiority complex. Unless of course your form was abysmal

>>42243295
>>42243522
That's why we build them up from
The ashes of their broken bodies

me and the boys roll up to the boneyard to smoke ciggies and do squats
this dyel asian is on our rack squatting like 1pl8
he's wearing squatting shoes and a belt
actually brought the SS book with him
approach him and he starts taking the weights off the bar
say "nah it's ok bud you can test your 1RM with us"
4 pl8s to warm up with
throw dyel under the bar
my boy vinny takes an XL undertaker-class squat plug out of his mischief pouch
put plug under the dyel's ass
make him unrack it
mumbles something about hip drive
his legs are shaking
vinny pulls his pants down
tell him "hurry up this isn't the math club"
he starts to descend
say "wait you don't need this, that's for whites only"
unclick his belt
he falls
his puckered dyel asshole kisses the plug
tries to resist, but the valsalva can't save him now
it enters his ass and slides all the way in
dyel screams and blood leaks from his ass
entire gym is losing it
he collapses and the bar crashes down
pick his dyel head off the ground by his hair
say "you can't drop weights, there's a price to pay for that"
drag him to the locker room
bend him over a bench and say in his ear
"choice 1: you can either be my cock ride, or -"
"choice 2: I toss you off a skyscraper just like your cousin"
he picks choice one
vinny comes in with a horse outfit
dress the dyel up in it
take the squat plug from out of his ass
replace it with my cock
ride the dyel like a cowboy throughout the gym
get on the interstate
ride all the way to the nearest feminist rally
vinny pulls out a MAGA hat and puts it on him
blow my load so hard he goes flying into a crowd of purple-haired fat chicks
they eat him alive and parade his dismembered corpse around on a live MSNBC newsfeed
we all high-five, the boys have to be wheeled away by paramedics because their sides hurt so bad
go back to resume our squat session
haven't seen him since

>>42244538
>"choice 2: I toss you off a skyscraper just like your cousin"

That was a good thread

>>42244538
Haven't seen my boy big p around here in a while, welcome back

>>42243878
Working. This was taking on a weekday.

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>>42234303
This thread is why pic related is so true. If some faggot ever tried any of the tough guy shit I'm reading about on this thread on or around me, it would be an immediate punch to the throat and getting stomped the fuck out.

>>42243878
Either its in Chi- i mean California or at an inexpensive gym. All the juicy soccer moms go to the upper scale gyms.

>>42237905
I appreciate the clarification friend

>>42235718
>COPE
kys

>>42243522
what's pathetic is picking on people beneath you

>>42243522
erm... sweetie, no.

>>42234427
this

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>>42238713
Try harder ape.

>>42244538
Modern /fit/ don't change

Too many keks were given

accidental bully the other day
>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

>>42235076
my calves look super thin like this guy. what are the best calf workouts for size? i've been doing calf raises but i want to do more

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>>42234411
>>42234423


Kek..Americans and other "civilized" European countries are full of pussies..if you did that into my Balkan shithole, you'd be knocked out

>>42248588
I havent found a good one that doesnt hurt my ankles

>>42244538

underrated

Someone SS this, I'd do it, but got no idea how

>>42248645
Sure you skelly piece of garbage. You are subhuman filth.

>>42248645
Lol you retard there are no good gyms here the ones that exist are full either underage girls trying to get better asses, whores using up their husband's money or dyel aschwitz mode university fags
If you wanna git gud join the military or a fight club

>>42239050

Arm day, lel

>>42236891
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>42234423
what kind a pushups you doin

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>>42235076
KEK

>>42235076
SAD

>>42235076
Calves are genetic

>>42234349
pass user since 2012

>>42234303

One shitskin manlet clowning on another.

>>42239739
big kek

>>42235464
They do what the fuck, mind blown

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>>42244538
i like

>>42234484
>>42234638
>>42235076
>>42237934
that has got to be a CGI fake, right guys? that's not fucking possible right?

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I love how every time one of these threads is made all the dweebs and pajeets come crawling out of the wood work talking shit.
>i-if you did that in my gym I'd knock you out
>y-you're so insecure

I'd fucking LOVE for any of you dickless wonders to try and fight back in real life, but the reality is you won't, you can't. The second you see me and the boys, or god help you, Big P, smoking ciggies in the boneyard, your test levels somehow drop even further than your self respect and you submit just like you did every time before and you will every time again.

Top
Fucking
Kek

>>42251946
why do meatheads compensate their lack of IQ with an abundance of violence and aggression. actually being proud of being slightly white versions of niggers. i hate people like you, who have nothing going on in their lives but to pick up heavy things and put it down again, like as if that's hard, like as if that's respectable. and to have such a big ego over something so trivial. maybe try competing in other ways than being the biggest fucking insecure faggot who needs to pick on others to feel good about himself. like who dropped you on your head to make you this much of a cunt? i hope you become big a big ball of muscles and still get girls looking disgusted and contemptuous at you because that's all you are, you empty headed sack of shit. i fucking hate meatheads like you. learn to compete in something of value like career advancement oh but you can't because all you can do is lift and talk shit. fucking disgusting people you are.

>>42234303
I'm the passive aggressive weight cleaner
Wherever I am in the gym, between sets, I look at dumbbells and plates left on the floor, look around inquisitively, sigh and go put them on their rack

>>42252068
Here's a tip for the next time you try and act tough behind the screen of your phone (because we all know you're spine disappears the second you put it down), if you're gonna insult somebody for their 'lack of IQ', use punctuation.

I thought pajeets were supposed to be smart.

>>42252115
>criticizes punctuation
>doesn't even know the difference between you're and your

you just confirmed everything i stated.

>>42252164
>actually thinking a single typo is the same as a wall of text
Ahahahaha so you're weak, spineless AND dumb?
Oh man I almost feel bad for dominating your kind in the gym and online. Almost.

>>42244538
> >*

>>42252191
>Oh man I almost feel bad for dominating your kind in the gym and online

again proving my point with using violence to compensate for lack of brains. stop embarrassing yourself.

>>42234455
OH SHIT

Alright so I didn't gymbully but was gym bullied. 5'9 165 1/2/3/4 for reps
>was at the gym I've been going to since I was a fatty that couldn't do 1 plate bench, know everyone that works there, most of the older people know me by name, I help out when asked for questions.
>is midnight(24/7 gym)
>the gym decided to take away the only fan in the whole damn place.
>decided to take off shirt because I literally sweat rivers.
>all goes well for about five minutes.
> see this little dyel get this random dude to come over
>I'm in the middle of my set of lat raises
>6"4' 240 pound motherfucker out of nowhere comes walking up to me
>you better put on your fucking shirt right now kid, this ain't your homegym
>me: you're the first person in three years to be mad at me not having a shirt but alright dude Leme finish my set real quick.
>he gets in my face saying if you don't put it on right now I'm gonna kick your ass
>at this point I'm still repping this shit out, I'm like who the fuck are you bro. I've never seen you here.
>this guy probably on some roids or some shit starts screaming I OWN THIS GYM BOY. DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY RIGHT NOW.
>be me, stop mid set to walk over literally pointing to the picture of the owner that's a girl
>bruh you ain't even on the board of employees
> guy gets in kissing distance of me and is like you think you're tough don't you?
>I'm like I think you need to chill the fuck out buddy. Clearly this guy has the IQ of the weight I'm lifting so I put on my shirt.
>he mutters yeah that's right
>I say chill the fuck out big guy.
>comes in my face again, "WHAT'D YOU FUCKING SAY TO ME?"
>I inch closer "you need to chill the fuck out right now, you're literally red as fuck over a t shirt.
Dudes banned from that gym.
I've legit never seen autism levels like that before.

>>42234441
>he doesn't bake skellies
Never making it

>>42239394
>sweat out the toxins and the stresses
Hi mom how did you find this board.

>>42253298
>not putting on your shirt then taking off your pants

>>42253298
What did he do after your last sentence?
Also
>I say chill the fuck out big guy
>comes in my face again, "FOR YOU"

>>42254143
He went into the back desk and did some shit on the computer. I told the people that worked at the gym the next day and they're like, dude nobody goes on the computer without the owner there.

>>42254157
So he was a pussy, you should have kept your shirt. But I can understand you'd rather be careful.
Also, who was the dyel? Do you think he wanted to piss you off using this guy?

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>>42239361

>>42253298

I have a feeling you were the one who got banned for being a fat fuck in no tshirt.

>>42254174
Wasn't about to start shit with a dude that seemed like he was on coke, it's like trying to piss off a drunk. If someone I don't know too well comes in the weight area, I'm curdious and put on my shirt. If he was like yo can you put on your shirt I'd be like yeah dude. But he came mid set and did that and kept on going without letting me finish that pissed me off. Who the fuck interrupts someone's set. I think the little guy was self conscious so he was like I'm gonna tell on that kid. Which makes no fucking sense since he was using the leg room which is on the other side of the gym.

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>>42254230
Eh. I'm about 173 in this, so you decide

>>42234303
Bruh the hell is with fousey tubes forearms, its disgustingly small

>>42234303

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>>42254230
I'm gonna assume you meant to rip on me.

>>42240736
You think regular people go on /fit/??? 1/2/3/4 reps is roughly 1-2 years(if consistant)
. 2-4 years should be 2/3/4/5 1 rm (if consistant)

>>42254370
>2pl8 ohp and 3pl8
lel come on. How long have you been lifting and have you achieved those numbers?

>>42243522
No a grown up protects those who're in need of help. That's how you form a society. Bullies get nothing but hostility from me. If i saw someone legitimately bully another id tell him off.

>>42235076
without any other context it looks like the guy in red is legit 90lbs coming off a bed ridden injury with how anemic his legslook

>>42243753
If u didn't ask for her number fuck u.

>>42253298
Good you stood your ground, im a bit mental tho so id probably smash the dunbell over his head or cut him.

Im super friendly and nice to everyone but i go mental if someone tries bullying me.

>>42243820
>nesquik
> nibba pls

>>42239739
hohohoh

>>42254401
yes. here's the proof

>>42254271
>>42254334
You look disgusting you faggot, I don't blame the guy at all after seeing these pics

>>42234303
>tfw their legs are the same size
>tfw the douche was cheating his reps with the same weight as the dyel.

>>42253298
Creatine. Not even once.

>>42243753
>go at the gym with a good female friend of mine
>weirdo classmate comes toward us
>female friend is pissed but hey, let's be cool
>asks if he can work in with me
>I'm about to say yes but he throws a "we're using the same weight anyway aha" very quickly like he repeated it in his head hundred times before
>he glances at the girl everytime
>he take the bar on his back like he's about to squat
>do a shitty OHP instead with a huge impulsion from the knee
>he does a creepy smile to the girl
>he's clearly autist
>I tell my friend I'm gonna do machines
>she looks like she's about to scream but I'm already off
>she sends me texts saying he's hitting on her while she makes me horrified faces from across the room

>>42238084
>>42238133

lmao none of this shit ever happened, you actually sit there in the gym imagining this shit up, you loser.

>>42240736
Took me 22 weeks to deadlift 3pl8 for five.

>>42247057

Wow you are cool my man

>>42235718
>Americans are whites
hah

>>42248588
There are only two groups of people i know who have big calves- fat fucks and cyclists. It might be time to permabulk for 4 years homie

>>42248588
hill sprints or any running in general works for me

>>42248734
no you stupid niggger
literally the best gyms here are the ones where stupid bydlos go daily
rampant bro science but step out of line and they'll put you on your ass

How do I get a gym chad to bully me?

>>42235076
>>42235464
not necessarily the calves, but the ankle measurements seem to be bigger in Asians

>>42254401
m8, I've been lifting for a year (even fucking around for some of it) and I'm at 170 1rm on OHP and 265 on bench
step up your game

>>42235508
Only if your ancestors were rice patty farmers will your calves be enormous

>>42235480
It's true, m8. It's those rice patty farmer genes.

>>42255532
A bodyweight bench isn't very impressive m8

>>42248588
Jump rope

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>>42254623
>the whole time he thinks he alpha'd you away from her, winning her attention and making progress toward dating her

>>42234303
Id fucking flip on him if i saw him do that to someone trying to better themselves. SM h

>Both are nonwhites
What to expect

>>42235480
my korean gf has stellar calves and she hardly ever works out, same goes for my dude friend who is filipino

obv there are skelly genes in every pool but they seem to do well at the calf game regardless

when someone is doing the bench press I walk past and press the button on my fart box. people turns their heads and I act disgusted and sometimes wave my hand infront of my nose shattering the benchpressers confidence

>>42257259
>Id fucking flip on him if i saw him do that to someone trying to better themselves. SM h
Sure you would skelly. GTFO

>>42248510
>accidental
Kek

>>42234303
I'd look him in the eye and say
"Wait your turn bruh"

>>42248588
Bike uphill an hour a day

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>>42257214
>TFW He probaly posted his achievement on a weird japanese Imageboard.

>>42234303
Hopefully the kid came back with a gun and put the nigger in his place.

>>42236891
I literally carry a knife to the gym for this.

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Huh, and I wondered why I was insecure about using free weights

>>42248510
>not smoking ciggies at the boneyard with the boys afterwards

you fucking big p imposter

>>42234411
Sounds like you need to justify being a gym bully, all of them are the biggest pussies, remember when I started and these faggots started laughing at me deadlift, still keep coming back and occasionally saw those same lame asses, remember caught one in the basketball courts and he sucked ass and wouldn't dare play me. At the end of the day gym bullies are good at one thing and that is being only good at one thing in their life, the aren't exactly smart