MIRE GENERAL

>>42229692
my great grandfather complimented me yesterday.

>on my way home from work
>bored so i ask this girl for directions to the train station
>she gives me directions, i thank her and speed head
>she shouts after me and i wait up
>tells me she has nothing better to do so she will walk me there if i wanted to
>whynot.dll
>make small talk and get some social gainz
>we arrive at the train station i thank her and leave
>mfw i knew the way to the train station

didnt ask for contact info becuse she was a 4 at best and chubby

>workout in the park
>lots of kids climbing around like monkeys
>they discus the guys working out there
>"that guy has a sick tattoo on his back" about some guy who has a surgery scar
>"that guy just burped" and they laugh like its the craziest shit
>"that guy has saggy tits"
>"that guy eating a banana has abs"
>I was the guy with the banana
Those shits were so upfront, and everybody could hear them. Felt slightly bad for the guys who had some fat on them.

>>42229808
reminds me of the show on Discovery
>I shouldn't be alive
She was after you

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>>42229692
some girl spilt her spagghet trying to hold a door open for me

>meet girl at a concert I haven't seen in years
>oh my anon you've gotten bigger, you working out
>"I eat well"
didn't make it lads

some staff girl leaked her 'tism and blushed once when i spoke to her, yesterday when i was working out she started organizing the dumbbell rack two feet from me, mired her glutes

>be me yesterday on party
>kissles virgin
>with friend, 2 girls approach us
>hang out with other girl 7,5/10 easyliy, friend with other girl
>didnt want to kiss her (cuz kv n stuff)
>justdoit.png
>kiss her and cuddle
>we go hard
>she always grabs my chest n guns ,says how muscular they are
>6'2 approaches my height
>even after 5 hours of cuddling still cant let my guns n chest go
>feel alpha af
>didnt want sex because bit drunk

We all gonna make it breehs
Did i becomme chad?

>>42230101
Congrats anon

>>42230101
you need some english gains

>>42230178
t. manlet who gets scared when 6'2 approaches his height

>had a girl over
>"I like your shoulders, anon"
This is what SUPREME EUPHORIA feels like

>>42229692
I got into a pull up contest with some of my co-workers a few days ago. When it was my turn everybody was cheering me on and shouting out each of my reps. Felt good.

>at work
>17 year old girl with huge tits comes in with her sister, my coworker
>hear the younger sister say softly "he's cute, can I come back!?"
>I'm the only one around
>I look back, the young sister runs away
>my coworker looks annoyed and says "kids, right?"

I'm 27. Feels bad, but I'm gonna try to fuck

>graduation of my cousin
>18 year olds all over the place
>I'm 31
>after the ceremony they all want to party, heading to a bar
>girlfriends of my cousin invite me too
>I decline
>'oh please anon, come on it will be fun'
>see how awkward my cousin feels about it and say no

But now I know which bar they frequent.

>meet some guys from highschool on my way home from the gym
>haven't seen in a while so they invite me to walk around
>tell them where I'm coming from and buy muscle milk
>end up in a clothing store and one points to a shirt I own
>tell him to buy a size bigger because it runs small
>"shut the fuck up we get it you're swole"
:^)

I've only been lifting for a year and I was an anorexic-mode bitch no one liked in highschool so it felt p good

>walking downtown Madrid
>older woman gypsy (about 40-50) comes up to me
>tells me im beautiful and asks if i want to make love to her
>'n-no thanks'
>'im clean, i dont have AIDS or anything'
>'no thank you'
>'are you gay?'
>'n-no'
>speedwalk away

>>42230679
>18 yo
>bar
this is how I know youre story is fake

>>42231473
Shut up ameritard

>>42231462
This is making it brehs

>>42231473
>americans

>>42231482
angry cuz ur too stupid to make good fake stories

>>42231473
>i want to make it painfully obvious i believe the entire world functions the way my backward country does

>>42231473
Im American and my first bar fight was at age 19... Live a little anon.

>>42231473
>18yr olds can't drink alcohol
Oh Ameristan, what a shithole you are.

>>42230292
this guy gets it

>>42229692
can you get really good looking to a point where women don't hold eye contact anymore?

>Go to a party/kickback with a bunch of old highschool fucks
>Get there, a nice guy I know immediately goes "WOAH DUDE, YOU GOT FUCKING MEATY"
>He was on acid so probably over-expressing himself
>Get a few other compliments through the night, talk to a qt here and there
>Later she mentions to the group: "Damn guys why is anon way thicker than me?"
>Squats and Diddly ;)

>>42231462
>letting gypsies talk to you
Bad move my friend.

>>42231473
>everyone falling so hard for this bait

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>>42229896
>Tfw no girl will ever look at you like that

>>42231482
>>42231518
>>42231595
>>42231600
>>42231661
>>42231887
Lel trolled XD

Got two big ones yesterday:
>Working at a Jo-Ann craft and fabric store
>It's Friday, so the truck comes to drop shit off
>Our retarded "inventory coordinator" is an hour late
>the only other two people working were old ladies
>"Looks like you're gonna have to unload the truck, anon"
>Help the driver set up the truck at the back entrance, bring the ramp out, etc.
>Just as he's starting to send me boxes down the ramp, the inventory coordinator shows up
>He's kinda chubby, wears glasses, has long black hair and reeks worse than a highschool locker room after football practice
>Decide that it would be better if we both unloaded the truck
>He keeps sending all the "heavy" (50lbs+) totes and boxes my way
>Lift them effortlessly, didn't even check the weight before grabbing them
>Just as we're finishing up I get a 107 lbs package
>Pick it up, bring it up over my shoulder and carry it to where I needed it put it
>Turn around
>Guy's mouth is agape
>"Dude, I figured you'd ask for help with that one but it looks like you're good"
>6.5/10 girl comes in to clock intake over after my shift
>"What's going on?"
>"We just finished unloading the truck and anon just lifted 107lbs like it was nothing!"
>"Oh yeah? Is there anything you can't do, anon?"
>"Nope" and go clock out and leave

>>42232164
>is there anything you can't do?
>depends. Can i get your number?
>if "no" then it's an epic joge
>if "yes" then fuck her on the spot, cum inside, tell her to name the kid George and run away to Oklahoma
t. advice giving virgin

>>42232164
The other one was a mom trying to set her daughter up with me.
>Hear over radio
>"Customer needs assistance at check-out"
>Walk up to register
>It's the aforementioned mom and daughter
>Walk around the register, great them with a simple "Hi"
>Awkward pause
>Mom nudges the daughter
>"Oh, uh, hi!"
>She's been staring at my body
>Kinda just throws all her stuff on the counter
>As I'm ringing her up, the mom tries making small talk
>"So anon, how long have you been working here? What's it like?"
>"Do you work out?"
>Daughter shoots mom a glare after that last one
>"Well I try to hit the gym when I can, but college stuff takes up a lot of my time"
>"Oh my, I thought you were in high school! You look so young! Where do you go to school?"
>Tell her where I go and she suggests to daughter to look into that college
>Bag up their items and give receipt
>"Have a great day!"
>"Y-you too" from daughter
>Over hear them talking as they walk away
>The mother is suggesting that she get a job at the store or come back in a year when she's old enough
>Says that I look like a guy that's dedicated and is only going to get better
>Hear daughter say "Well, I guess he's kinda hot..."

>>42232244
Never stick your dick in crazy. This chick is way too high-strung for me and she's hispanic, so I'd never even consider her romantically.

>>42232307
>"Oh my, I thought you were in high school! You look so young! Where do you go to school?"
I get that alot, is this supposed to be a compliment?

>>42232307
Seems like mom is more interested

>>42232371
I dunno. Just a week ago a park ranger at the state park I was staying at thought I looked 23 (I'm almost 20), so it's a pretty mixed bag, I guess

>>42232388
Mom was pretty uggo, but I'm used to being hit on by old ladies at this point. Girl was cute though, hope she comes back.

There's already a chick with a great ass that comes in who I guess thinks I'm attractive or her friend or something, because she always asks for me and tries to strike up a conversation. She always talks about her boyfriend though, so I don't know what to feel. I'm not into that anyway.

>>42232244
this was at his work, anon

dont shit where you eat

>>42232164
I used to work at a Jo-Ann a few months ago. Fucking furries came in all the time and hit on me. I was told several times that I would look good in a nice tight wolf suit.

I stopped working at Jo-Ann

This one needs a little bit of context
>me and my friends were part of the "meh" type of students back in highschool
>when we graduated college,without telling each other all of us coincidentally started working out, we only discovered it when we met up and got surprised with each other
>fast forward yesterday
>all of us got together to celebrate a friends birthday
>while going to the restaurant to celebrate we bumped in to the group of the cool and popular students back in highschool, like all of the popular ones are there with their bf and gfs having a popular only reunion or someshit
>when some of them recognized us they were shocked because of how much we changed calling us "wow you guys got ripped" and "your muscles are huge" after a little chit chat our groups separated ways
>while leaving we noticed that the popular girls are stealing glances at us.
Me and my friends talked about it while we were drinking and we all thought that how would our highschool lives would be if we started working out at that time

>>42232567
I meant when we graduated highschool not college

>>42232567
Never peak in high school.

>>42231473
>LAAAAAAND OFFF THE FREEEEEEED

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>be working in IT
>guy in charge of all the phyical goods for our offices (computers, tech, kitchen appliances, etc.) asks me to come down to the garage (I am on third floor)
>he needs help bringing up 5 25l (pic) giant water bottles for the coolers
>he takes one
>I see some belt-like things in the garage where we are
>connect two bottle handles with the trap, same for the other pair
>lug 50kg in each hand up 4 floors
>female collegue holds the door open for us
>looks at me carrying 4 of these mother fuckers at once
>mouth agape
>its really fuckin heavy so I just walk trough
>people ask me "did you really carry 4 of those at ONCE up here??" every time I meet someone in the hallways for the next 2 days

I guess it's mirin, I'm 23 and most of the people here are 30+ so...

>>42232684
I know, I know but seeing my(still)highschool crush yesterday really brightened my week and got me more motivated to do shit that's why I kept thinking about that "what if" fantasy

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>Invite girl over
>pull down shorts
>"i like your balls anon"
>mfw

Wasn't much of a mire but still felt good.

>be me at work the other day
>missing appropriate shirt attire so I wear my coworker's
>nice fit but a bit loose on the hips
>say fuck it, tuck it in, and go dick off for the rest of my shift
>comes time to drop company money off at the bank so naturally they choose me cause I'm the only other one working
>so I get up and head over to the bank with my head in my ass
>once I get inside everyone is glancing at me especially this qt banker
>moment I walked in she kept making eye contact like she was going to eat me
>I noticed her staring down at my chest a couple times
>feelsgoodman
>made eye contact a couple times with her but broke it cause fucking awkward little me doesn't like eye contact

Still it Felt good. Thanks to my lmao 1.8pl8 bench I'm somewhat developed for my size.

>>42232904
Height/weight?

>>42232917
5' 10 manlet
190

My face is pretty good looking from I always hear

>oh you should be an actor!
>oh are you a model?
>hey are you a physical trainer?

Feels good. But I've barely made it to a 215 bench so I laugh and only dream of more gains.

It was a dri fit shirt too. And those suckers make you look swole even if you're a manlet.

>>42230101
Gj famalam, keep it up

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>>42232948
You can hit 2pl8 soon I believe in you

>>42231962
Source? Looks like berserk

>>42232904

they were looking at your bitch gyno tits you stupid cuckboi

>>42232789
did they hang lower than your dick?

>>42233043
>they were looking at your bitch gyno tits you stupid cuckboi

this

Okay this is an old one but still makes me chuckle
> be in HS
> Go with gf and one of her friends to LARP (yeah I know)
> dated her friend for a short while some time before. Didn't get far, didn't pan out, we stayed friendly
> changing shirt in middle of room because I'm autistic and feel at home
> damn anon you should have taken your shirt off when we were dating

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>>42232904
>her staring down at my chest a couple times

KEK, she was staring at your bitch tits

>>42233031
Thank you anon :'^)

>>42233043
Also fuck you faggit post your tits.

>>42229762
mirin longevity

>>42233042
vagabond

>>42232758
that's pretty impressive breh, lifts?

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>work out at home gym
>friend wants me to go work out with him at his gym
>get guest pass for a workout
>we get to squats
>load up lmao3.5pl8
>get ready to lift
>when I get under the bar I notice in the mirror there's a ton of people staring at me like I'm about to kill myself
>rep out 4 and rerack
>people still staring but look confused instead of concerned

Technically they mirin?

>anon, please don't get any bigger

- my mum


fuck off roastie

>family has company over, guys my dad works with
>Don't really say much, I don't know any of them
>Dad gets drunk
>Starts bragging to his buddies that I'm getting solid
Feels good.

>>42233287
Fuck yes I love when the gym scrubs and the hot qts stare during squats.

I think its a combo of; looking like you can't hit the weight, and the reality of you repping that shit out, that makes everyone awestruck.

>>42233297
Can't let those gains goblins get to you anon. Stay on the right track.

>>42231462
>not boning gypsy witches for magical power gains
never gonna make it anon

>>42232371
I've always had the opposite, everyone thought I was way older than I am so obviously I'm gonna look like a fucking mummy by the time I'm 60

I used to go buy booze without ID (canada) when I was in high school because people wouldn't bother carding me.

>>42231462
You probably got some gypsie curse now

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I got eyefucked by a black qt at work yesterday. It was so obvious that even my boss who was with me made note of it too.

>>42233436
>black
>qt

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>>42229692
Dunno if mire,

>play charade phone game with flatmates friends
>hiding my autism goes well after the first beer
>flatmate has to find out "giving a massage"
>everyone screaming descriptions through the room
>give small back massage to the girl next to me on the couch
>she screams a "look at me"
>flatmate gets it and solves
>take my hands off her
>she says "why don't you keep on doing that ? i don't mind"
>still have hands off her, autism kicks in and i decline

>>42233495
If a woman is comfortable with you touching her like that then she likes you.

I get mired at the gym sometimes. I can't tell if they're judging my form or not. It's annoying since I make it a point to not fool around with girls from the gym (don't shit where you spend a lot of time and all that).that, and heavy autismo flirting with girls

I need to buy a monkey tank to eliminate all doubts

>>42232580
That doesnt make any sense. You were all friends in high school but you guys hadnt seen each other in a while?

>>42232371
It's a hellovalot better than the opposite. My brother and I are five years apart, and even when I was in high school people would awkwardly ask which of us was the older brother.

>>42232765
>>42232747
man nips are weird. does having an Adonis belt actually attract women?

>>42233661
yes
they call em v lines cus women are retarded

>>42231462
Joder, para que una gitana se quiera follar un paio... Bien hecho, te habrían atracado creo yo.

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One of my good female friends touches me all the time when we're having a giggle, and she even willingly gave me a piggy back once without hesitating. Is this a sign that I could fug her?

Getting tons of mires lately since I bought a couple of thight fitting sweaters.

So this happend last night:

>A female friend of a good buddy of mine approaches me
>"hey anon do you still remember me?"
>"y-yeah you are anon"
>small talk about the text on her sweater
>a drunk guy I was talking to jumps in and touches her breast
>she staggers and expects me to react
>I don't
>she even wants to help me out
>"now you should say - " but she ends her sentence there
>leaves

>Later that night an insanely hot girl started talking to me but the conversation also dried out

Pls help

>>42233732
Yes. The more comfortable they are with touching you or being touched by you, the more they laugh and smile at you and the more excuses they come up with to get your attention the more they like you.

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>>42233732
>Is this a sign that I could fug her?

>>42233727
eso pensaba yo tmb

>>42233734
>insanely hot girl
>started talking to me
>conversation also dried out
Did you ask her number?

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>Waiting for my train to arrive when an attendant needs to walk past
>says "sorry big guy" when he passes me

,>I have been thiccmemeing a tittymonster friend
>she has started sending me revealing pics of her eating hamburgers

>>42230101
are you 13?

>>42233794
No. She showed me her instagram though, turned out she was starting out as an actual fashion model, not just some average instagram thot

>>42233727
>>42233774
lol esto

>>42230541
>kids, right?
lmao, spaghetti all over
give her your dick for her 18th birthday

>>42233808
How much of a tittymonster are we talking about?

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>walking home from school gym
>pass bus stop as it's picking up, catch qt dirty blonde staring at me through one of the windows
>look directly at her, she shifts her gaze guiltily but then turns back and smiles as the bus pulls away

why do I have a gf again?

>>42233540
oh my, what a revelation

>>42233889

She's pretty big, her slender frame really amplifies it. No pics though because I dont bother saving them.

>>42233973
>no pics
Just gyazo something cropped off her instagram/facebook

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>>42233436
now convinced this is a meme. seen this comment about 6 times always with the same wording

>>42231962
you mean look at you like you're recording her?

>>42233297
wow what the fuck? unless you're pinning or something and she's legitimately worried for your health, how could she say that to her son?

>>42234000
>>42234000
>>42234000
>>42234000
yes

>>42233722
cool. i'm getting fucking fat but i still have those

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>>42234032
It's a mom thing I think. I'm not even close to squatting 3 or deadlifting 4 but my mom thinks I'm already too big.

>>42233661
Exercising is what gay men do to attract other gay men.

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happening right now

>waiting for the bus
>group of arab jailbait yell 'handsome' 'gorgeous' at me
>cat calling me

the ones behind the car

what do?

>>42234156
that's haram, inform the nearest sharia patrol

>>42234156
tell the sharia patrol (I am assuming you are in Sweden) and stone the girls with them.

>in a rush to go to the gym and have to go to class also and forgot to pack my gym bag
>snatch shirt and shorts off my bunk bed
>fastforward to gym after class
>go to the squat machine
>dont go over 1pl8 cause anything more damages your knees
>girl asks if she can rotate with me
>conversation ensues
>midway through the set she asks me what those stains on my shirt are
>look and realize i wore my cumrag to the gym
>start sweating
>'...are you alright anon?'
>take off my shirt and wipe sweat off and tell her it's my sweat rag

I need some type of motivation to stop fapping.

For every {You) I won't masturbate for a day

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>>42234164
>>42234181
>>42234156

one of them just yelled 'hey give me your number'

more arabs are gathering

this is getting spooky

i have a cross tattooed on my hand

>>42230292
top kek

>enthusiastic "congratulations son you have mucles" with clapping
T-thanks mom

>>42234197
Wave her over and tell her she has to come if she wants your number

>>42234231
Yeah do this and then beat her to death with a rock

>>42234231
i was thinking exactly that

but im in full arab territory
arab ghetto

if her father or brother or any male sees this im pretty sire sharia patrol will be called and i will be beheaded

>>42229808
>asking for directions because you're bored

dude what

>>42234197
ask her for sucky sucky

>>42234247
Don't be a pussy, just chat her up for 5 minutes, get her number and then invite her over for a dicking

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>>42230101
>>42230178
>>42230292

>>42232244
>hit on your unattractive coworkers
great advice

>>42234247
"Haneek Rabak"

>>42232371
>Dude, I thought you were [My actual age plus 10 years]
>You know who you kind of look like? [Serial killer or movie villain]
>Why are you scowling all the time? What do you mean you're not?
>I mean, I was nice to you originally cause I thought you were gonna like kill everyone or something, but you actually turned out pretty cool

It could be worse, Anon.

>>42231887
>I was only acting retarded

>>42232244

Never ask for a phone number. Jesus you newb.

You talk for a while until you have rapport and then you say "Give me your number so I can send you the url/book name/recipe".

Then after getting the number you continue talking to her you don't just finish then wait to text.

You can even give her shut for chatting YOU up and say how forward she is being and how you aren't that kind of guy.

>>42234342
Shouldn't that be "Haneekee"?

>>42234192
>look and realize I wore my cumrag to the gym

I want to believe

>>42234032
she's just an idiot, I'm literally still a skinny lanklet, pulling 100kg deadlift to give you an idea of just how skinny I am

alot recently, ive became pretty big guy
>women leaving store
>wow you have some big arms on you ;)
>t-thanks

>fucking with thick latina
>anon your arms are amazing
>claws fingers into them

>bros at gym
>wow man are you on juice? you have some big traps on you

>how much you bench anon like 160kg?
>mfw i can bench merely 3 plates

>doing rows with 120kg
>some random dude tries it after me
>fails
>anon you are fokin crazy

>shaved my head
>anon you look scary now tee hee
>pls fuck me
also generally more stares, getting numbers easily, people wanna be friends with me, people admiring my intensity etc..
Lifting was the best thing that i ve decided to do

What are some clothes you wear to hide gains?

I can't handle all of the attention. Also it's summer so nothing too heavy thx

My girl, turning around to watch me with pleasure as I rail her from the back :^)

any of y'all get a hug from your crush yet

>>42234689
Stats? Bw? Post pic

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>>42234803
3 pl bench, 190*10 deadlift, but i mainly do memelifts like hack dead, trap bar, zerchers box squats etc, i squat only 2 plates for 3x20
86kg
you may ve seen me in cbt

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>be at DMV
>some Asian girl kept glancing at me

>>42234846
Fucking mirin brah, goal body and stats

>>42234846
How tall are you?

>>42234893
5'6''

>>42229762
Honestly the only thing a guy should want. G-granddads are basically ancestors.

>>42234893
182cm or 5´11 for ameribros
probably still a manlet

>>42229919
My sides

>>42234248
This is a great way to make social gains bro. Don't talk shit.

>ask directions in the city you live in x5

I bet he will act much more smoothly/much less autistic next time he talks to a chick.

>>42229808
Always close that number brine. She might have had hot friends.

>>42234846
damn brah that's my goal body there, you definitely made it brah

>>42234989
>>42234875
thx for the love lads
just be consistent,have fun in gym, lift heavy, make friends and it will all be good

>>42230101
>tfw 24 and won't ever know this feel because time is running out

>>42230292
obliques in orbit

>>42234248
yeah i do that and check her body lang to see if shes interested, do you even know how to life?

>>42229762
>Day of my graduation
>Taking a picture with my grandparents
>My grandpa looks up to me and goes ''holy fuck you're tall''
hehe makin it.

>>42234969
I went to the mall for the sole purpose of talking to people, no intention of buying anything. Surprisingly enough it was a success.

>>42234156
Where is this? France?

I've always wanted to fuck a thicc Arab girl

>>42230292
fuck i'm dying

>>42234247
What the fuck are you doing on hostile soil? Gtfo to a white neighbourhood ASAP

>>42229919
I would have said the same

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qt from workplace that works summertime only seems interested now that i got little bit bigger, got better haircut and we talk tad bit more
found out this friday she was snooping on my fb profile

would be nice if i didnt fuck it up now, shes very cute, has freckled nose and glasses.
Is pretty smart and id love to cuddle with her.

I will make it one day brehs

>>42233661
>Adonis belt
Is that what you call it? My entire life I've always known it as Apollo's belt.

driving home today and caught some girl staring at me from the car beside me at a stop light.

Last week three girls almost walked into the men's room as I was coming out. they asked me where the women's was and I pointed it out to them. We were all going in the same direction and they literally weren't watching where they were going they had their heads turned like owls looking at me and giggling. So either I'm ugly as fuck or getting mires finally.

when im drunk i lie a lot
in parties everytime someone asks if i lift i lie, but in a obvious and funny way like
>in party
>meet old friends
>"holy shit anon what did you do to get this big"
>say i started doing zumba 3 weeks ago

Next time ill try to remember the "just be yourself"

>>42236021
u haven't made shit lmao

>>42236276
>be at store
>doing groceries
>using ALPHA BASKET not KEKCART
>looking on some greens
>see woman in corner of my eye pushing KEKCART with kid inside
>hear "boink"
>look at her
>she smashed the cart a bit into something or caught it with side idk
not sure if mirin but ill take it

>>42236296
zumba and wiifit are the classics

reminder to downplay your hardwork, you dont want to come out as stiff fag who cant relax

t. 25 kissless virgin

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>>42229692
>tfw girls like teasing me

I hate it because it makes my face turn red, which i'm pretty sure is exactly why they do it.

>>42234912
Kys

>>42236260
Appollo's Arch, Saggitario's Strap, Waistband of the West Wind or The Bellerephone Band

>>42234197
don't do it anon, she's just trying to get you honorkilled by one of her 37 brothers

>>42232789
i like your balls too anon.
xo mom

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Skip this post, just needed to share

>be 30 and break up with fiancee four months ago
>realize I'm out of shape and at less than half my potential
>realize I could never get a girl as beautiful and gorgeous as her again
>(she was seriously out of my league...)

>two weeks into the lowest point of my life I start lifting instead
>work hard and get great results so far
>be on the train to Amsterdam today
>sitting in the bit where two seats face two seats
>diagonally from me a girl sits down
>...she's actually prettier than [her]...
>quickly feel depressed about it (don't know why)
>be on phone and occasionally look outside through window on the other aisle
>suddenly catch her in the reflection looking at me
>turn my head to other window and as we make eye-contact she quickly looks at her phone again
>repeat this twice over
>eventually it's my stop and I go to the exit waiting for doors to open
>look back to the seats and make eye-contact with her yet again and she looks down to her bag and starts fiddling with it
>leave train

Maybe this girl was just looking at me because she thought I was particularly ugly that she couldn't NOT look, but I don't know... She's the first girl in first months I thought to be more attractive than [her] and maybe she thought I wasn't that bad to look at either. Maybe there's some hope left yet, somewhere. Fuck. I'm still so fucking lost.

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>>42236730

>>42230292
fuck

>>42234248
I've done this. Once you're at a certain level of attractiveness it's a great ego boost and it definitely can help you get over your social awkwardness in a non-dating context.

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>>42230541
fucking go for it bro

>>42236924
She wanted to fuck you.

quit it with the fucking pessimistic shit, girls don't oggle you if you're ugly they don't look at all.

>qt girl I work with is writing a list with everyone's names on it to be put up on a public bulletin board
>she puts a smiley face next to my name
>other girl I work with (fat) comes up to me
>"why did kim put a smiley face next to your name"
>"does she like you?"
>brush her off
>later another girl at work gives me her phone number, says she wants to hang out
>kim comes up to me at the end of the day before I leave
>demands a hug
>she's mad because the hug I gave her the day before "wasn't good enough"
>she throws her arms around my neck and squeezes me super tight
>I lift her off the ground
>"see, that's the kind of hug I wanted!"

i think i'm making it bros

>>42233661
>>42233722
my sister called em sex lines

>>42234197
stop smoking heroin

>>42230292
are the responses to this post just samefag? I don't get the joke.

>>42237854
Good job man. I just want hugs from girls at this point

>>42233495
FOR FUCKS SAKE, PHYSICAL CONTACT IS LITERALLY HOW YOU ESCALATE UP TO SEX

>>42234197
Fuck them for the holy land
DEUS VAULT

>>42237906
I know she does bud

>>42237935
the guy said "you need english gains" because he was criticizing his poor grammar skills. the guy who said "t." used the phrase "6'2 approaches your height" which was a reference to the poorly written original post

i'm high so i'm having trouble explainging this but hope it helps

>>42233798
>f-for you

>>42233808
that comma made me wipe my >phone screen

only mire ive had was at work a girl probably 14 years old came in with her mom and kept staring at me and then looking away nervously whenever i looked at her

also old ladies aways compliment my hair

>>42237854
fuck her right in the pussy

>>42233732
>she gave me a piggy back
I have some bad news for you, lad...

>>42230541
>kids, right?
kek

Girl at uni is starting to talk to me quite a lot, and she often touches my arms while she does it. Feels good

>>42231473
>americans

>>42233042
Its Vagabond, a manga based on the life story of Japans history's best swordsman Miyamoto Musashi

>>42229692
I have never been mired. My friend was trying to explain to me signs that women give to men when they're interested, made me realize I'm not attractive. Slightly bitter now desu with you senpai.

>>42238502
Well what signs do they make?

>>42234351
Couple this with being /k/ and that's my life.

Dad thinks I might shoot up a school, FWB unironically tells me I look like a serial killer. To be fair I have the shortest fuse and hottest temper out of anyone I know, coupled with crippling self hate. They might be right tbqhwyf

>>42236924
There's no such thing as leagues man. The #1 indicator of social status is how confident in yourself you are. Attractiveness and accomplishments(wealth) help but they will always be second to confidence. Work on your mindset if you want to get a girl like that again.

>>42238615
He said they check you out and will look at you with big doe eyes.

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>>42238616
I know that feel, had a guy at a bar tell me I looked like I was going to light the place up (haven't been there since).

>>42229692
one of two confirmed mire'rs of mine is leaving for chile tomorrow. the other is ugly

>>42238698
Should we just meet up and blow the plebs away?

>>42237854
eminem is that you

>>42238712
I'm not actually a violent guy (I live by the NAP), I just do not like having "fun" as normies define it.

>working with security at a con
>don't do actual security work, the police that shit cuz Detroit
>maintaining order in the several lines to get into shit, yelling at people to stop fucking around
>walking back to the front of the line when random qt walks up to me
>"wow you're one of the only attractive people here!"
>taken by surprise, never been complimented like that before
>"th-thanks?"
>girl leaves and I'm still dumbfounded someone said that to me
>tfw lifting doesn't rid me of autism

>>42238739
I literally just googled the NAP, so I might be wrong, but that sounds beta as fuck. Prove me wrong.

>>42238759
Aggression against aggressors is justified, indeed they must be hunted to the ends of the earth. That being said there is no reason to harm a person who is doing no wrong. That's the NAP in a nutshell.

>>42238779
So you can still fuck with people if need be. Not terrible.

>>42238779
Aggressors being people violating your right to life, property and self-ownership. Never thought I'd be getting into far right ideology on /fit/, kind of drunk so I think I'll go to bed now.

>>42229692
Yes, I know I'm making a mistake.

>ex texts me after not having talked in 4 months
>long story short, her bf was acting like a bitch and she felt bad about shit she did during/after our relationship
>tell her it's alright, I've moved on (I have, been fucking other chick)
>tells me straight up she misses my body, sepcifically arms and chest, and implies she wants dick pic
All in the course of 2 hours of texting.
>ff 24 hours
>she broke up with her bf
>plans to start fucking casually when I get back from vacation

Idgaf if she's unloyal or easy, I'm looking for a decent cheap fuck and she fits the bill. Not gonna reopen that relationship.

>>42232244
Kek

>>42233732
>A girl is physically able to piggy back you

Wanna know how i know your'e DYEL?

>>42234351
post your resting face

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>>42232430
the last time a girl started telling me about her boyfriend they broke up and then she invited me to her place and bought me pizza like the weekend after they broke up

if you play this right she might let you quake

>>42233550
they went to different colleges you autist

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>>42231462
dumbass

>>42234912
Oh...

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>primary school
>sitting alone
>my crush and her friends keep peering at me from behind a wall
>one day one of her friends ask me if I like my crush
>"ew no," I say

>high school
>girl keeps hugging and greeting me randomly
>never registered what was happening
>can't tell if she was only being friendly because I was the class clown

>agriculture class
>foreign Chinese student is impressed by how strong I am
>lift up a car trailer a few cm off the ground for him
>"holy moly, man"
>made an international friendship that day

>>42239145
None of these are mires you underage fuck

>>42229896
Qt at Wendy's drive thru dropped my credit card. She took forever to take my order then she sort of looked at me and smiled to try to break her awkwardness. I had sunglasses on and held a straight face as I was hungry as fuck and was not happy about waiting in the drive through for 10minutes. Once she realized this she immediately dropped the smile and looked away.

I think she was new to the register she was fucking up all over the place.

>>42229808
>social gains with a 4

Anon you don't grow big by lifting just the bar

>out to dinner with wife
>Sit near a double date
>Throughout the dinner the cutest girl from the double date keeps miring, started as soon as I walked in
>Every time she takes a sip of drink she mires me and isn't involved in the table's conversation
>Thus visually cucking her date

Feels good but also I feel bad for the chump.

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>>42233366

Dunno, if mirin, but this qt3.14 grill was near me when I was squatting, do these weird rows where she was mounting the smith machine bar, standing on a box and lifting the bar up as if she was about to fly off on her broom.

Shit was hot brehs

She then followed me to the bench and did DB rows off the rack in front of me.

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>>42230431

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No
>Be me 5'10" 18 yo high school manlet.
>Been lifting since i was 13 consistently.
>Get mired all the time in pics, where u cant see my full height.
>Today at gym
>I am quiet when i work out, i always wear deodorant.
>Sit down at bench and pick up dumbbells.
>Girl on the bench next to me immediately gets up.
>She moves to other bench further away, continues her set.
Harshest anti-mire ive ever gotten, wtf bros? I fucking hate sluts now.

Got a girl from tinder to come over to my place a few days ago. After we fucked, she wouldn't stop feeling up my body and kept complimenting how I looked.

I mean, she isn't the level of girl I'm looking for compliments from, but it boosted my confidence just enough to matter

>>42233661
Those are zipperheads, not nips

>>42229830
I swear this is like some weird as poetry written by the first telepathic bonobo ape

>>42239569
stop using so much deo.

>>42239569
>lifting at 13

You stunted your own growth, good job manlet.

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>>42234192
Do it for jesus

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>>42229692
Finally happened.qt at the gym was checking me out. First time it's happened with a girl I'd actually ask out so I naturally tried my hardest to ignore her. I'm pumped bruhs. So far I've lost 25 pounds and I've put on a significant amount of muscle. I went a wedding and several people told me that I'm looking good.

It feels nice to finally make it a little bit, I've still got 23 pounds to go, but I'm happy.

>>42236378

>Caught some young QT miring.
>QT crossing the road not paying attention.
>'Hey, look out!'
>She stands still, blushes and points at herself and smiles.
>Is hit by Bus.

>>42232765
>>42232747

What is this show? YT link anyone? I want to see flustered women.

>>42239145
>>"holy moly, man"

Tfw you realise you have a dozen moles on your face and it is considered religious/good look in her culture.

>>42238150
>>42237935
>>42230292

The joke itself was hilarious, but the explanation was also pretty kek. Good thread

>>42234846

Tyler?

>>42234846
you look mad fucking good man
goals, sorta

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>>42236924
>her face when

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>>42238992

>>42239569
5'10 is not manlet bro. 5'8 is average male height. imo 5'10 is the cutoff.

>>42231770
its like a horseshoe anon

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>walk to the supermarket
>two jailbait girls walking on the other side of the street
>they shout "hey" at me
>they run away giggling loudly
>mfw

I've never been mired afaik, so imma just assume they weren't either

...which means I shouldn't even post this here, I guess
>mfw

>>42236330
>He thinks I was being serious
>He didn't read who I responded too
>He has autism

>>42234846
dick size?

>>42234846
You look like Krillin bro lmao mirin

>>42240968
Is this bait?
Everyone under 6'0 is a manlet

>>42233495
>he stops after Engage Physically

>buying meat in supermarket
>girl in line in front of me buys bacon in a chunk
>gets bacon, starts apologizing to the lady working there saying she wanted her to slice it with the machine
>turns around and starts apoligizing to me
>I pretend to be upset and start huffing and puffing and rolling my eyes at her
>she apologizes more and I burst laughing saying it's okay I'm just kidding
>she starts laughing and gives me the most obvious sex eyes I've seen in my life
>I'm surging with that adrenaline confidence at this point and check out her groceries
>ask her if she's making pasta carbonara
>"Yes....for me but it could be for two..." and smiles
>laugh and say thank you but I can't (hinting I am in a relationship)
>says "Oh well" and smiles

She was a few years older than me, super green eyes and short jet black hair, perfect qt for my tastes.

And yet I stay in this long distance relationship with an insecure woman.

>>42241032
I would mire a jailbait

>>42229692
at new workplace:
>do you work out or anything?
>you workout right?
>hey anon help us out you're strong
>how many times do you work out?

feels good mang, i have the best body compared to everyone else there and i've only been lifting for about a year

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Posted about this in the friday night feels thread, but left out the mirin part.
>at the queue to a concert
>got rejected by the girl I went there with
>ff a couple hours
>confidence is at an all time low
>suddenly notice another girl is constantly trying to keep my eye contact
>she's a 7.5/10, slightly better looking than the girl 1
>shows over
>girl 2 is standing idly at the exit looking at me
>probably expecting me to go up and talk to her
>I just walked right past her and head straight to the bar
I felt like absolute shit but fuck I probably missed an opportunity there.

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>>42237854

>>42241658
Yep you did

>>42241160
7 inch, why would you ask that bro

>>42239311
but its better than lying down

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>>42239563
that.gif

>>42239572
stop fucking piggies it only make them more confident and entitled

>>42232789
Post balls

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>>42236730

>>42241870
wanted to know, to think about ya know purely platonically... n-no homo?

>>42241534
you tit

>>42241658
but how would you actually go about initiating from something like that? genuinely asking this of anyone willing to give advice. good or bad

>>42229692
>out at club
>girl I have a thing for tells some fat beta I've gotten buff lately
>later on we get flirty, I make a really obvious pass at her
>tells me not to start acting cool just because I'm buff now
99% sure it was a good sign

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>>42242038
get in there my son

>>42242014
In my case I could probably have asked her about the show, which songs she liked etc. Isn't too hard really, I just didn't feel up to it at the time, but in hindsight I should've.

>>42230292
lmao

>>42242051
I'm gonna ask her out for coffee regardless, but I can't tell if she's into me or not; always take forever to reply to any messages if she replies at all. At least now I know she thinks I'm hot

>>42242061
shit yeah i wasn't even there and through my computer screen i was trying to think of something I would say from scratch. gotta think situationally and use my surroundings.

>>42242131
depends how playfully she said to "stop acting cool" or whatever, if it was playful like a "stop it, stop it... continue" kind of way then keep going for it and keep acting confidently if not then try and assess whether she does actually like the #newyearnewyou. how you go about doing this I'm not sure

>>42236924
This is good news. Get her number next time cuz anon told you to. Best way to get over a girl is get under another

>>42240094
Knowing Bros episode 49

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjAGmI92uc8

>>42230734
nice

>>42242239
She was laughing and smiling as she said it, so unless my autism is reading this wrong I don't know. Still, never know if I don't try. If I'm wrong, life goes on, if I'm right; hooray for me.

>>42238658
Several girls I smashed gave absolutely zero signs of even have noticed me. I just said fug it and hit on em out of curiosity. Then afterwards I found out the we're low key mirin and we're to nervous to even make any sort of minor contact

Just lost my virginity early this morning, she gave me a blowjob at night but we cuddled all night and I gave it to her in the morning. She couldn't stop talking about how great my muscles felt, and my favorite- she enjoyed grabbing my ass and telling me how nice it was.

Guys who complain about having a large ass are retarded, chicks love that shit.

>>42232747
kek I have this shit, had it basically always. Is that a desirable feature?

>>42242444
yeah man, bitches love nice booty
wait till she licks it ;)

My friend who is studying in Oxford now came back to my country lately; we haven't seen each other in a year.
>"holy shieet you've gotten swole mate, can I touch your 'cep?"
Some girls mired before i.e. "wow anon you've grown so big", "anon you have nice biceps", but those bro mires are truly the best.
Also, when you want to check if you're getting mires or not without much effort you should stand near a bus stop and look at the passing cars' passenger seats, then hold eye contact with qts that sit there. If they bother to look at you through the window for more than 3 sec then it mean something.

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>>42242305

>>42233732
MANLET DYEL ALERT

>>42234846
hehe xd

>>42238616
>>42238698
I feel you komrades.

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>>42233366
um, how bout them digits? anyone?

>>42238799
What? NAP is not far right. It's wholly libertarian.

>>42234192
I will be join you in the effort anon

>>42239519
Are you, by any chance, in IU Bloomington?

>>42232164
>Is there anything you can't do
>No

My hero

>>42232762
I absolutely know this feel. Sometimes I wondering if it's healthy that the bulk of my gym motivation comes from high school regret.

Could be worse though I guess.

>>42232747
chinks aren't attracted to muscle, you can tell by her face that she's disgusted

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>>42229919

>>42244347
chinks aren't attracted to chinks

>use to be a little fat/sorta ugly in highschool
>low self esteem
>didn't bother talking to other people besides my friends
>people asked me why i never smile, talk, etc.
>didn't even bother giving them an answer so it was just silence and i didnt care about their reaction or what they thought of me because i could give less of a fuck about them
>their reactions were all pretty funny desu lol
>no one mired but only a few fatties
>people called me an asshole because i didnt speak to anyone
>ok


>fast forward 2 years after better diet/exercise
>lost all the weight
>high cheekbones/strong jawline
>see people from my high school in complete shock
>look better than 98% of them now
>all the grills now mirin
>niceee.gif
>see this one qt who wouldn't even bat an eye at me or say a word to me back then come up to me
>"wowww anon u look 100x better than i seen you last time, how are you :)?"
>asked if i knew who she was with a smile on my face
>her face went from a smile all the way up to the sun to a frown all the way down to my balls
>"wow ok anon"
>walked away

heh... i really am an asshole

desu

>>42234156
call the police, thats sexual assault.

>>42246290
lmao this is great

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>>42241534

>>42238424

Time to escalate. Women don't touch men they don't like.

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>>42231473

>>42239740
what's the difference

>>42238910
>>42242943
>>42238288

Why are fatties intimidated by otters?

>>42234192
:)

>>42234969
>>42235213
>>42237749
This seems dumb. Like, modern phones are a thing. Like just GPS it lmao.

>>42243230
We're all nazis now, apparently.

>>42239767
Nigga whut lmao

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If only I wasn't autistic

>>42241534
autism doing its job

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>>42247095
Because is the "dream" teen body look. They have been fatties since kids so they never got to show their half naked bodies with other already physically active kids.
>tfw 14yo
>+30yo milf teacher asks if I swim a lot when she sees my body

>tfw 16yo and swimming at the local beach
>two girls from my school were there
>"damn anon you have a great body" t. 7.5/10 girl
meanwhile her 6.5/10 friend that was sitting next to her, had her eyes widened and locked on my torso.

I just replied yep and jumped back in the water.

>>42229762
Well played, the approval of your family should be all you strive for

>>42247342
>implying GPS counts for social gains
are you blind or mentally retarded? i won't be mad i just want to know so i can spot it better in the future

>>42239240
shut up, the alpha turned down his year 3 crush

he is truly a god amongst men kek

>>42246703
>Time to escalate. Women don't touch men they don't like.
I guess so. She invited me to a festival, said there was still some room on her tent

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>>42232307
>Y-you too...

>>42234192
holy fuck, man, you need to stop

>31-just drop 20 lbs dieting and now lifting for the first time since college
>get more mires from guys I'm trying to jo with on cl than my gf
>fml

>>42234247
Is that what a alpha would do?

>>42229762
A mire and a feel anon, well done, I never met my great grandfathers and don't have any grandparents left either. Make it for him.

>>42234192
What's even the point of cumrags won't they start reeking after a while?

>out running some errands after work on Friday
>on the opposite side of town so decide to hit up walmart to grab veggies and misc for meal preps because the weekend will be busy.
>Haven't shaved in like 2 weeks because no ladies in the office to mire anyway.
>grabbing some sausage links and cutie is shopping the meat fridge section nearby.
>Glance over and cutie makes eye contact and smiles as she walks off.

>>42236260
>>42236725
I call it a Herculean Hemispherical Divide

>>42242211
hi, are you here alone?

its not harder than that

>>42241534
Well done anon you actually cucked yourself, good job. You think your long distance 'girlfriend' would do the same?

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>At college summer orientation
>Get put into groups for advising about our first semester classes based on our major
>6/10 girl there
>walking back to the center of campus to end the day
>talking with her and chillbro
>see her take at least one multiple second looks at me
>just have noob gains and >>>/fa/ gains

>>42247379
you realize this makes no sense without context right?