Beans, beans the magical snack
The more you eat the more you squat
The more you squat the stronger you are
So eat some beans and set a PR
Best part about them is that it's BRRAAAAAAP fuel
Chicken, chicken, chicken breast
Eat your chicken to bench your best
The more you bench, the bigger your boobs
Eat your chicken, grow big like Scoob
>>42226303
6/10 because the first two lines don't rhyme
I heard if you eat a lot of beans your body odor changes, and not in a good way.
Beans, beans they make you shit
The more you shit the more you lift
The more you lift the bigger you get
So eat some beans and CHECK 'EM
>>42226360
Not a vegan fag, but on my extreme cut where I basically ate no meat at all my body odor improved and I ate a lot of beans.
My body odor smelled more sweetish than rancid.
>>42226303
Fish, fish, fish fillet,
You don't eat these, you might turn gay
If you turn gay, you'll go on /fit/
So eat your fish and never quit
>>42226314
this. all big booty white bitches should bow down before the magical bean.
She was a BRAP machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American shit pies
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you
Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long
low test S I P B O Y S gtfo
>>42226303
Snack and Squat don't rhyme
>>42226433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kybyy1EkoOE
Rice, rice, good brown rice
This is fiberr that makes you shit nice
When you shit nice you don't leave a mess
Don't be a Pajeet, poop your bess.
>>42226432
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16891352
>>42226432
I figured it was momscience, thanks for the feedback(even if it's just anecdotal).
>>42226433
>fillet
>rhyming with gay
I don't bloody fink so, yank! It rhymes with skillet!
>>42226497
Get out of here UKuck. In freedom land (the real world) it's pronounced Fil-ay.
oatz oatz oatz and squats
the more you eat the lower you drop
the lower you drop the more you eat
the more reflections of t-rex you see