FPH thread, for all your fat hate needs

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>>42218596

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give me the delectagates dahnald

>>42218720
that's kind of sad more than anything...

Aw crap, some fat bitch just walked into the train cart and gasbombed the place with her melting fat aroma.

>>42218786
Pics?

>>42218720
>under 6'
I'm amazed it's still not considered as discriminatory.

>new flatmate moves in
>she's a hambeast
>exchange pleasantries when we see each other, but otherwise she's a pretty disgusting person to be around
>2nd night she's been here and I'm cooking the same dish I had the day before with the same 4 vegetables
>walk in the kitchen and she says "are those the only 4 vegetables you eat" snidely
>look at her meal and its tinned spaghetti on toast sprinkled with cheese

imma strangle this bitch

If you were to construct a power plant, which would be more efficient: burning the bodies of fatties for energy or making them do cardio to generate power?

>>42218888
Excellent quads. I think it depends on how long you plan on having the fatties do cardio. Are you feeding them at all?

>>42218888
Neither, humans aren't really calorie efficient. If you were to construct a power plant, the best use for fatties is exile so they don't take up valuable resources.

>>42218983
But if you HAD to build a power plant with obese people as a power source, how would you do it?

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>>42218872
>tinned spaghetti on toast
literally the worst of britbong culinary abominations. went to school trip to the highlands once, they brought out this shit in the morning, was 100% they were having a laugh and we were on candid camera

>>42218888
making them do cardio while feeding them seaweed. any other way releases too many greenhouse gasses like methane.

>>42219054
The problem is in extracting energy. If you don't have to pay for feeding them I'd put them on some kind of alternating cardio machine, where they can employ different muscle groups alternately and don't have to support their own weight to avoid knee blowout.

If you were expected to maintain them, then you could burn them, but you'd have to butcher them first and separate the tissue, probably subject it to some kind of heat drying treatment in order to remove the humidity, since human bodies don't really combust well without an accelerant.

>>42219100
This is just conjecture, I've never had to dissecate and burn humans.

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>>42219106
I know a thing or two about burning bodies

>>42219224
Crematorium?

>>42219068
What the literal fuck? Please tell me boogie isn't actually that much of a disgusting fuck.

Would literally kill myself if I was this ugly

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>>42219068
is the con part actually true..?

>>42218859
Counter it with BMI~20

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>>42219068
>He didn't like speghetti-o's or alphabetti on toast
What a wasted childhood
>[picture related] my fucking shit right there

>>42218888
Easy. I would harness their metabolism's unique ability to violate the laws of physics to obtain massive stores of energy with next to no energy input. Of course all fatties would have unlimited tumblr access so that they may convert others and expand my plant

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>>42218720
Alpha female is code for unbearable bitch.

>>42220237
Lol the roasties are mad. I wonder if Fit can try to have skinny girls photos taken and try to have healthy at every size posted and effyourbeauty standards on Tumblr.

It would be great to see the responses.

>>42221788
A lot of fit women post pics on tumblr and tag it body positive [because being fit is positive for your body] and fat people get very mad about it and about the fitspo community in general.

>>42218720
>slender

>>42219100
>human bodies don't really combust well
WRONG
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154897/Dead-obese-woman-body-fat-set-building-cremation.html

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>>42218596

>shitskin
>fucking freckles
>no jaw
>fat

Yeah, I'm sure women are just throwing themselves at him.

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>>42222095
I mean why wouldnt they even try to google a realistic numbers before spewing those lies?

>>42218859
Everything is only discriminatory when it's applied to women. Just look at fat shaming, it should actually be called:

fat 'woman' shaming

because noone would actually defend a fat guy.

This double standard has got to stop.

ss + gomad

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>>42222203

It ruins their delusion.

>>42222204
>because noone would actually defend a fat guy.

It's coming though. The betas are rising up and demaning the same pity party.

>>42222288
In all fairness, I'd at least suck off all of them.

>>42222288
People always defend fat guys though
> give him a chance, he has a great personality!
> he's a nice guy with a good sense of humor, not some humorless meathead

They just focus on how they are better than fit men because of personality/intelligence/whatever bullshit rather than saying "no no, he's not fat"
Except apparently now they're doing that too

>>42222036
Please learn to read:

"her size had caused the oven to overheat

The problem was that the oven wasn't intended for cremating that much mass, and it cause a fault inside the oven.

Besides, think, if human bodies burned well on their own, there would be no need for specialised ovens. And this is Austria we're talking about, they're good at burning people.

>>42220237
There's no such thing as an alpha female, it's an oxymoron

>>42222377
Why?

>>42222288
Lol at the full metal alchemists tattoo on the man the size of gluttony.

>>42219413
>>42219257
It is actually true lads..thing is I never believed in good women, but if a female cleans your literal feces, she is definitely taking a lot of fucking abuse. I don't blame his wife for cheating, or do I think any person with an ounce of self respect would clean boogie's shits. His wife is an angel and he ruined it. This man deserves to die

>>42219257
Every person that fat is that disgusting. How do you think they got to that bodyfat percentage to begin with. By being a disgusting slob.

>>42222396
And it's the homunculus tattoo also, Gluttony was a homunculus. That's fucking hilarious.

>>42222203
My fucking sides

>>42222222

>>42222553
Why do the shitposters always get the GETs ?

>>42222391
>asking your opponent to clarify their frame instead of enforcing your own
What a beta thing to do

>>42222579
>Calling someone beta

The most beta thing one can do

>>42222579
Or a way to call out someone who cannot explain his reasoning.

Come on, "alpha", explain.

>>42222342
Nah they don't truly defend fat guys, they do that to virtue signal and to show others that they aren't sluts and care about personality etc. when in fact they want to get railed by chad in some dirty restroom in a bar in bad part of town.

Notice how your examples indicate two women talking to each other about the fat guy.

If she truly believes he has such a 'great personality' or he has 'good humor', which both make him a dateable and desirable bloke, then why isn't the one saying that after him? I've noticed single women doing this to fat or 'nice' guys, it's basically virtue signaling, nothing more and both women know that.

Women see past each others bullshit a lot easier than we guys do, as they interact with each other on the same emotional level.

This is how the two example conversations could continue:

>give him a chance, he has a great personality!
>yeah, he has such a sweet personality, I really hope he finds finds someone!
>me too!
*proceeds to fuck chad*

>he's a nice guy with a good sense of humor, not some humorless meathead
>yeah, he's really funny, not like those big guys at the gym who always hit on me
>omg! you too? yeah those guys also hit on me, they're WAY too big.
>ugh, yeah, always hitting on me too!
>*both giggle*
*both proceed to fuck humorless meatheads*

Honestly, listen to how women talk to each other. It's rather amusing when you get to see past their bullshit. They use backhanded self-compliments to indicate that they are desirable to other people around them. They virtue signal and all women listening in know what's up, it's usually the guys that are left confused.

When women virtue signal, they are basically like two dudes bantering with each other. Neither of them is serious, but to onlookers it looks like they are serious.

>>42222593
>implying I should give a shit whether or not I care about what somebody on a Korean hair knitting forum thinks of me
>implying you're rhetoric is based on you attempting to elicit information you won't just ignore or try to twist onto your beta fantasy about how women can be alpha
I'll bite anyways.
Your position relies on my explanation and is therefore inherently beta because you take a defensive stance. Your passive agressive questions already put me in the position of authority.

>>42222695
Burden of proof rests on you, the one making the claim.

>>42222695
You're reasoning is flawed, you assume my positions shifts with your own. It is perfectly valid that I require clarification on the nature of your opinion before I respond to it for, in the case of it being mere ad hominem against women in general, there would be nothing to argue against. To debate you, first I need to know if there is something to debate. To blindly confront an opinion with an opinion is not constructive, it's an argument.

So you have yet to explain why an alpha female is an oxymoron.

>>42222695
>Asking a retard to justify their idiotic statement puts them in a position of authority.

Whew lad

>>42222745
I didn't make the original claim and even if I did I'd just do this
>he thinks is some sort of scientific debate
>he wants me to provide evidence on whether or not his cuck fantasies are natural
Look it up yourself if it's so damn important to you, betaboi.

>>42222613
True.
Women are devils in human skin, basically.

>>42222817
I'm >>42222391
And from that moment I could've cited the spotted hyena: a predator that lives in matriarchal clans led by an alpha female.

>>42222377
>There's no such thing as an alpha female, it's an oxymoron


Yea just wait and see you fucking loser. Whatever girl has the misfortune of hooking up with you will most definitely dominate you because you are a weak little creep. Fuck you faggot.

>>42219705
fucking lol.

this deserves more attn

>>42222840
Assblasted roastie detected

>>42222891
>Assblasted roastie detected
No,just someone who knows what's in store for your wimpy ass later in life. You fucking disgust me.kys

>>42219100

I knew a guy who ran a crematory. He said they have to do fat people really slow otherwise the grease fire can get out of hand in the oven, and potentially explode.

>>42218720
the song included is the fucking cherry on top

>>42222911
Kek. Whatever you say, roastie.

>>42222959
Kek, whatever you weak cuck faggot.

>>42222915
Yes, but that works like when you throw water on hot oil. The fat wouldn't burn on it's own, but when you heat it enough it begins to render and becomes unstable (remember Fight Club?). As you heat it, the fat expands. If you heat it too fast, instead of melting, it sublimates like naftalin. Suspended particles of carbon rich adipose tissue create an explosive atmosphere, like coal dust. Enough energy, from heat or a spark, ka-boom.

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>>42222993
There's salty and then there's just sour

>>42222891
>roastie
I have some inkling of what sort of fellow you are, viper. Do your
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
Someplace else

>>42223009
There's strong,then there's weak, then there's YOU. Faggot.

>>42223068
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>>42222993
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>>42222840
The way to kill debate: ad hominem. Nice damage control guys.

>>42223068
>projecting this hard

>>42218720
>NOT ON HERE LOOKIN FOR EGGPLANT

>>42223093
There is no debate to be had here, Anon. Where the fuck do you think you are.
The closet you'll get to hosting discourse is on /lit/, and they're mostly comprised of pseudo intellectuals and pretentious snobs.
There is nothing to be gained arguing with someone using the word "roastie". How the fuck does one with all his faculties adopt 4chan terminology and then actually USE it earnestly

>>42223068
Ugh...

>>42223068
Not that guy, but jeez chill man. You're embarrassing yourself

>>42223133
no, just insight into your life faggot.

>>42223181
Fuck off faggot. Neck yourself,now

>>42223142
I always have faith, senpai. Over the years I've learnt a lot on here talking to chill anons, so now I try to be the chill anon and explain things on the boards I lurk. Every now and then I get a chance, so it's kinda worth it.

>>42223229
I know what you mean, but it simply isn't worth it, trying to look for someone who actually wants to debate

>>42223244
I get you, but this kills the time on my breaks while I work. It's the same reason I browse /fit/, reminds me where I've come from.

Just here to say that women aren't people but sex objects and treating them as such is the way of the alpha. Hope you aren't skipping misogyny day /fit/

>>42222377
The alpha female is the one who ends up getting with the alpha male, aka, the most attractive one

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>>42219705
Underrated

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>>42218596

>>42219068
Is there an actual source of this??

>>42223876
is a greentext on a hungarian alpaca farming forum not enough?

>>42218859
SO what if it is? You should be allowed to have whatever standards you want.

I'd never date a fat girl

>>42222613
>they do that to virtue signal and to show others that they aren't sluts
but it's not just women who say these things, men defend fat guys too, then again, it's usually fat guys doing it, so I guess it's the same as the women doing it

>>42224015
>>42222613

It's also not politically correct to hate fat people, so women can't say outright "I don't date fat men" because it's considered offensive by their easily-offended friends, and most women don't like confrontation and don't want to offend anyone, so while many women hate fat people, most won't admit it publicly. But trust me, a lot of women hate fat people. A lot.

>>42222342
It's part virtue signaling. The other part is if a fat guy makes a lot of money or if they're young in college bit with rich parents or going into a money making degree they can get away eith being fatter because at least they still have some value. Fat women usually have no value because most women to begin with aren't making loads of money then add that to looking like complete shit

>>42222330
You need mental help then

>>42222377
This is fucking baloney. Spend less time on 4chan, shave your neck, and go the fuck outside. Alpha doesn't mean whose got the biggest dick.

>>42222288
>if that is plus sized then im a small car
thats probably what you are then.

>>42221726
I love fat girls but that girl is fucking nasty and a freak. Plus didn't she straight murder a child with her saddlebags?

>>42222377
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>>42222817
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>>42222993
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>>42223068

Jesus fucking Christ lads, I didn't realize reddit was leaking this bad. In case you tellatubbies were interested dollar shave club has a great deal right now if you were interested is shaving that patchy fucking neckbeard you got going on.

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>>42222203
This photo makes me cringe so hard. Fucking 3 minute mile

>>42222095
[spoiler] As someone who had an eating disorder and truly did eat less than 500 kcal a day, this makes me fucking livid. [/spoiler] How can people believe this shit?

>>42222095
Lol she counts calories but never counts Sugar and Salt. That is a deadly combo to the body. But it's obvious she relapsed ate and gained weight.

>>42218720
>Listens to low tier black music
>Face looks like she could be a female in planet of the apes
>Multiracial (Aka shit genetics most likely Mexican fucked a black girl)
>Pulls off the overly confident stronk woman that annoys every man and screams "date someone else"

I would never date her or have sex with her if she was the last person on Earth.

>>42221949
Fit positivity would be great honestly. We should definitely praise those that do and hold them in higher positions.

>>42222342
Nah pity dating is a thing. I used to pity date obese guys exclusively because I legit felt bad that they were "friendzoned a lot" and that no one shared their love of rage comics. I grew out of it now though

>>42218859
It IS discriminatory. Some forms of discrimination are socially acceptable and this is one of them.

>>42218872
>>42219068
>tinned spaghetti on toast
goddamn I live in the Midwest and even I'm grossed out by this.

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>>42222288
>Plus sized men
>Bulky and fat nearly obese and highly overweight on the BMI scale
>These are not plus sized men these are normal men

Wow this makes me look normal. I am 153lb around there and 5 ft 10. I admit to being a bit chubby. But I am less than 1/3rd of their size. If this is plus sized then I look like one of those male models but no muscle. That is just sad overall.

>>42218872
>tinned
You britbongs are delightful bunch

>>42223811
Holy shit.

>>42218859
It's not unheard of for people to specify race on a dating profile, let alone height.

>>42222330
>gays are ready to rut like animals at the drop of a hat

Shocker

>>42222839
>hyenas have female pack leaders so I can be a leader XD

Fucking idiot.

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>>42223229
Who gives a fuck?

>>42220237
>planetary size
>muh genetics
How do I meet this gril?

>>42222288
Well that really speaks to my dismorphia, I feel too fat to be attractive and I'm double digits less body fat than the lightest of those lardos.

I want civilization to end so I can feed people that big to my dogs.

>>42222095
Where do these people think the weight can come from if nothing goes into the body?
Just by using simple logic, how would your body put on mass without taking in mass?

>>42223811
Legend says this post inspired the Monster hunter series.

>>42222288
>they're just regular hot dudes
D-does this mean I'm actually attractive?

>>42225499
sorry, senpai. you're still that "nice guy who really deserves someone "

>>42225535
>>42222613

The thing i believe is men and women would not mind dating or being with a chubby person, but someone that is fat or obese is a deal breaker. Humans have thresholds of tolerance and pain they can put up with. I mean the ideal person is naturally the one with muscles and skinny but i think some would drop to a chubby person if there was a balanced personality or maybe they are talented at something and not a NEET.

Females and Men do defend fat people due to feeling guilty and to not look like assholes but then again it happens with everything else because they feel like its apart of them. Just look at the people who will defend Trump or Hillary and even Bernie Sanders despite all the stupid decisions they make. Its just like society to defend something that is not rooted in logic.

The problem is society has always had an issue of defending things even if its bad or kills them in the long term. Knowledge and logic is the key.

>>42223811
Fake

>>42218720
This woman is a terrible example of a military kid. We're not all like this

>>42224683
go away fat ass

>>42222391
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>>42224306
Found the roasties
>>42223009
Kek

>>42223811
As a paramedic, you see a lot of weird shit like bite wounds. I can garuntee you this is not a real bite wound. Whoever made this though, did a good job aesthetically speaking.

>>42222840
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42222288
is that dan schnieder in the blue shorts

>>42219705
Five star post

>>42223811
She just had low blood sugar

>>42226444
This
It's moulage

>>42225461
>gobul

>>42224466
>be me
>not be fatty mcguffin
>listen to it reeee about its healthy eating
>mentions something about snacks turning into sugar that goes straight into the bloodstream
>says therefore snacks have no calories
>literally believes sugar has no calories
>mfw this is what landwhales actually believe

I hope she dead from beetus now.

>>42225444
Easy there, Ramsay.

>>42222817
i know this is bait but how can someone actually act this retarded? it amazes me, where does this shit come from?

>>42224575
I'm from the south and I'm better than you

>>42222095
Lol I think she's off by a couple of digits, I ate 500 calories for a month and dropped over ten pounds

>>42218859
Who cares, people are allowed to have preferences. Don't start to argue like an SJW. The fun part is to have preferences against them, that's when they start screeching and showing their hypocrisy.

>>42222758
I hope you tipped your fedora as you typed that out.

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>>42222839
Spotted hyenas are sexually dimorphic with size favoring the female. Humans are exactly the inverse, sexually dimorphic with size favoring the male (like the southern elephant seal).
Not only are you an asshurt roastie, you're also proving that women can't into arguments.
I love women, I think they're imperative to raising a well adjusted family, and I can even respect some for their accomplishments.
However, I have never, and will never, see one as my physical, mental, or social equal.

>>42222330
You need help anon

>>42224466

You are so innocent.

Ofc she didnt counted her calories

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>>42218720
>multiracial
>not biracial
How many parents did it take to make this beast?

>>42218859
I'm still amazed women who on average are around 5'3-5'5 think they can tell the difference between 5'11 and 6'0

>>42219068
shitty copypasta

>>42218720
>Under 6'
Is this an America thing? I've never experienced this in my home country of lanklet land (Sweden) and I'm 5'10. Girls have told me ''honestly you're taller than me so I don't care about your height, besides you're hot anyway'' why do American women have such unrealistic standard? Is it true that American men who are 5'6 claim to be 5'9 and American guys who are 5'9 claim to be 6'0, and so on?

>>42230678
Not sure if it's as big a disparity as 5'9" to 6' but I've seen people lie to the tune of 1 or maybe 2 inches.
I'm 6'2" and whenever I see a man shorter than me claim to be 6' I always call them a liar and claim I'm 5'11" to see the dude get pissy.
I've seen girls lose interest in a dude after this so maybe it is an American thing, I couldn't really say why, having a Swedish accent would probably make up for it though.

>>42218872
What's wrong with spaghetti?

>>42230774
>I'm 6'2" and whenever I see a man shorter than me claim to be 6' I always call them a liar and claim I'm 5'11" to see the dude get pissy.
That's fucking mean dude.

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>>42230786
Hey! Whats-a wrong-a with mi spaghetti!

>>42223136
>BUT RYAN THE EGGPREGNANT EGGPLANT HOOKER

>>42230824
I lol'd

>>42230368
we got a live incel here. sry your mom didn't fuck you, at least you'll always have marine mammals.

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>>42230805
I have lost the ability to feel sexual pleasure without bringing down others. Making manlets butthurt is like foreplay to me.
Same reason I can't get off unless the chick has a boyfriend/husband.

>>42230678

>girls have told me...

LMAO if you're having the conversation there is an issue.

Do they also say
>"it's not the size, anon, it's how you use it!"

>>42230847
>Seeing a weaker, dumber, more socially inept person as lesser means you've never had sex.
Sorry but no cigar on that one my guy. I don't hate women, I just recognize the obvious differences between the sexes.

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>>42219705

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Fat shame me and call me every name under the sun to give me motivation to get my fat grotesque body off my computer and go to the gym thx. I went the other day and pulled something in my arm, and does anyone have any tips on nutrition? I have downloaded my fitness pal and i'm counting calories and yes fuck off i have read the sticky.

>>42230857
The only reason we had that discussion is because she knows I'm insecure about my height because of you faggots.

>>42230889
Tbqh I could see why that dude tried to kill Reagan to impress Jodie Foster, she was a qt

>>42230895
hmm, have you tried reading the sticky?

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>>42230850
speaking of manlets, have we discussed Jack Black coming out as transfat?

>>42230857
My friend is 5'8 and does the fucc a lot. HEIGHT doesn't matter as much as you think, it's about FACE mostly. American women are memes my friend.

>>42230922

What?

>>42230922
Very inspiring. I like the tattoos as well, it shows that they are a carefree rebel with a lot of sass. Slay girl.

>>42227722

That and 'I don't drink soda anymore, I drink coffee now'

>cappuccino
>latte
>starbucks shit

Coffee has 0 calories right?

>>42230938
SPEAKING OF MANLETS
HAVE WE DISCUSSED
JACK BLACK COMING OUT
AS TRANSGENDER?

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>>42230967
really gets my noggin joggin

>>42223981
This, the standards work both ways. If you're 6'0 or higher shoot for the higher standard you deserve. Nothing forcing them to go for that beefgoblin

>>42230967
>Coffee has zero calories right
>W-well black coffee do-
>Blah that's gross, I'll have an ultra-suger and cream abomination deluxe please, it can't be that bad

>>42225461
kek'd

>>42223811
Fat people are subhuman

>>42230922
Why would you make up lies about Jack Black, a man who has professed how much better he felt after loosing weight?

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>>42231210

>>42231210
>loosing weight

The only people who can't spell lose are fatties.
lose = to get rid off
loose = not taut, like your fupa skin.

>>42231439
He doesnt loose his weight like a stone from a sling
Never gonna make it.

>>42231444
I cant believe I forgot the >
Looks like its me whos not going to make it.

>>42218859
Not discriminatory if it's her preference. Would you date an ugly girl, anon? Even if it was "discriminatory" as you put it?
It would be different if she was a cunt to short guys and nice to tall guys irl.

>>42231450
Implying anyone cares about greentext unless you're writing a wall of text

>>42231516
Everything is discriminatory these days.

If we were to tax the obese how would we go about doing it effectively?

You can't just ask every doctor to do official measurements for free, and if you pay, the money has to come from somewhere for the initial weigh in.

How would we go about making sure everyone gets weighed? Withhold tax returns/services from people until they give an official weight/bmi/bf measure?

The idea could sustain itself because the tax fat people give would pay for future weigh ins, say once a year? If you lose weight before the years end you can pay the doctor to update your record.

What do you all think, what're some feasible ways that fatties can pay their weight?

>>42231650
You know those big weight/blood pressure machines in pharmacies?

>>42231650
Look at Japan's model. From what I understand, if you have over a certain inch waistline, your landlord can charge you more and your bosses have to make a 'plan' for you.

>>42219068
>>42224575
>SpaghettiOs is an American brand of canned circular-shaped pasta in a cheese and tomato sauce.

Really makes you think.

>>42230678
Getting bruch with my friends
1 has his gf make a comment how he is 5'11"
I say no way.
We all stand up and measure
I'm tallest, then 2 then 1
All pull out IDs
1s I'd says he's 5'11"
2s id says 5'10"
Mine says 5'8"
1 and 2 RRREEEE while his gf smirks
I'm actually 5'10"

>>42232084
Brunch is such a /comfy/ meal. Plus it's the one meal I can drink a few mimosas during without everyone noticing I have crippling alcoholism.

>>42218720
>Sounds like a crazy person
>Concealed carry

Sounds like a dangerous date.

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>>42232323
She can carry my penis and conceal it in her holster and by holster i mean vagina

>>42232364
Man I could go for some crab right now. Its a pity their middle part is full of shit.

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>>42232384
At least there's tons of them around, so there's plenty of legs, plus the legs are easier to crack into anyway.
Also
>TFW most of my crab pictures are too big for 4chan
>TFW I have a really good pic I wanted to post but it's 6,000x24,000px
Have this one I guess

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>>42232471

Also for the record, the girl who posted the pic is still fat too. I think she has been making renewed posts about starting the gym recently again.

>>42232439
Why do you have such big pictures of crabs anon?

>>42218720
Can someone translate this to english?

>>42232492

I have a separate folder of high quality pictures of all my favourite animals.

>>42231752

That's amazing. Then again Japan is a very collective organized society and people that are a drain on society are frowned greatly upon. It's so deeply ingrained that the elderly can often kill themselves after being forced to retire because they are no longer contributing to society and get lonely.

In the end, obesity is a result of individualism (along with body positivity and all of the other regressive modern movements nowadays)

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>>42232492
I just like crabs.
>>42232577
I wish I did but crabs have a higher than average presence of high quality images online.

>>42218596
>42218596
LMAO WHAT IS THIS PICTURE

>>42232384
Can you really not eat the middle at all?
It seems like that's where the meat would be

>>42232780
Well from the time I ate them the legs and claws were full of nice white meat and the body was full of brown and possibly orange gunk.

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>>42232780
You can in some species like Blue and Dungeness, but not in others like Alaskan King.
The "dark meat" as it's usually called is quite sweet and is better in soups but IMO it's too much of a pain in the ass to be worth eating, there is not as much as you might expect as the organs of the crab take up a fair bit of room.
Also fuck you 4chan, 4mb upload limit bullshit.

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>>42232846
The yellow-orange stuff is essentially its liver and pancreas. It can be eaten if the water source you get the crab from has trustworthy cleanliness (not near a wasteplant dump site). It's called crab mustard, I personally don't like it.

>>42230063
that's it?

>>42232577
Nice! What else do you like?

>>42232915
If u gonna keep crab posting do u got any pics of them in buckets?
Need more reaction images

>>42231210
he lost weight?

>>42224355
No, she tried to take the blame for her sister. Her sister fled to Mexico afterwards.

>>42233027
?

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>>42233015
>keep crab posting
Headed to work so unfortunately I won't be
>crabs in buckets
Yeah I have a few, this one is nice.

>>42233020
At one point he did anyway. He was talking about it in the tenacious D movie commentary. He was going on about how much easier it was to move and how much more energy he had. I think he might have said he felt like a fairy jumping around on stage but its been a long time since I watched that.

>>42233067
>he lost weight?
oh, i don't recall ever seeing him thin. i never though he was huge; just chubby

>>42233058
Wow, that looks like shit, must've saved that one while drunk.
If this thread is still up when I get back I'll find a better one. Take it easy guys.

>>42232915
What's the deal with softshell crabs? Are the insides good on them?

Had the opportunity to eat a sandwich of one but chickened out yesterday got shrimp instead.

>>42233092
They're good, I'd recommend them

>>42222840
Actually had a girl try that shit my first time. Kicked her out of my house after calling her a filthy slut.

>>42230895
read the sticky brah

>>42233049
>sister kills son
>fat sister takes blame
>autopsy and investigation rule it impossible for hambeast to have killed child
>sister runs back to mexico

>>42222203
Kek

>>42233150
ah i see. was their plan thinking that because she is so fat, they would not make her go to prison?

>>42222095
God, I hate women. I'm eating 500 calories a day and feel just fine and lose 1-2 pounds every 2 days. Already dropped 50 pounds. It's incredibly easy.

1 meal a day, no carbs low fat high protein. I'm used to hunger and I actually enjoy it because it means I'm not eating too much.

>>42233198
Because she's disabled they could pass it off as an accident.

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>>42233233
going to maintenance might be tricky, tho, mate

>>42222203
>REAL FUCKIN NATO MUZZLE ENERGY ON MY WORKOUT

>>42233248
ah

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>>42219705

>>42226444
idk man, fat people can unhinge their jaw and go 180 degrees to fit prey into their mouth.

>>42223811
Do you think he eventually turned into a fat chick?

>>42230895
you aren't that bad. you don't need to be morbidly obese to go to the gym fit people go to the gym too. fuck off

>>42230678
yes and no. I feel like here in Germany you are "good" once you hit 180cm (5'11"). Pretty good size, not huge but enough to be considered somewhat tall. Generally, I don't think people care that much unless you are 170cm (5'7") and below.
I think the muricans obsession with the magical 6'XX" is simply due to their shitty imperial units. Leaving behind the 5'11 zone is as much of a meme as 179cm though.

>>42231650
Raise all taxes and then give tax brakes to those who prove they are of a healthy weight.

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>>42233355
That only occurs on a full moon pie

>>42222995
So you're saying fat people would burn best in a kind of ICU 4stroke?

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Fresh from the oven 'justification'

>>42230895
If you're worried about losing weight, exercise won't really help you. Read this:
https://www.amazon.com/Why-We-Get-Fat-About/dp/0307474259/
Calories in, calories out is the worst fucking weight loss meme ever created.

>>42235536
it's the truth

>>42230895
is that the front or back?

>>42218859
Expecting all these (you)s to be manlet memes but it seems people actually hate thots more..hmm

>>42235536
CICO is true, but oversimplified. When caloric intake is drastically lowered, the body usually compensates by conserving energy, which is why you tend to be more frequently lethargic when cutting. It also means that 3500 kcal surplus in a week would usually make you gain a pound of fat, but a 3500 kcal deficit in a week won't necessarily mean you lose a pound of fat.

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Thin privilege is having a guy not mistake your thigh roll for a vagina

>>42218596
Fat privilege is not having to survive on chocolate laxatives and sit on the toilet.

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I work in tech so there's a lot of fat fucks, but I saw something the other day that I need to share with you /fit/.

My 300lb co-worker, who looks like a 40 year old version of Boogie, took a doughnut and placed it on top of his soda, so the straw went through the middle of the doughnut hole. I saw him walking down the hall and had to stop myself from laughing. It was like witnessing an alcoholic bringing a micky of old crow back to his desk.

Pic related, 1000 hours in paint.

>>42218888
Burning, with burning you just have to transport them to the factory. Side note here you cant just pump the power plant full of fatties you will need to mix them with something else like wood or kill them and dry them out before burning.
The cardio power plant wouldnt work as well because most of the energy will be lost moving their lard ass bodies not to mention the extra costs of food, water, bedding and guards as you cant extract all the energy stored in their fat in 1 day.

/r/ crab bro to make a thread on /an/ so we can continue crabposting and see more of those high res crabpix

>>42235536
Damn, a book on amazon. You got me sold!

>>42218872
This is why you interview or at least meet potential flatmates before letting them move in.

what is going on in this thread

>be a production machine operator
>get a new helper
>shes a planet
>shes drinking soda all fucking day and eating chips
>tfw she blew her knee out today just by walking
i think its time to lose some weight

>>42226022
You're close, but missing a critical aspect of the woman's psyche. Women feel an insatiable urge to be part of the group. Women have evolved socially to rely on the group for support, and if they're not doing what the group wants to do, they're not going to get any elk and them and their children are going to starve to death. Women cannot be swayed by any argument or logic; they are genetically wired to do one thing, which is be part of the herd.

Women will do anything to be accepted by the group. They'll suck their own shit off your dick if it makes them feel included and part of the pack.

That's why women defend fat people. 99% of women find fatties disgusting, even the ones who are fat themselves (ever notice how the fat-positive Tumblr comics always show a fat woman with a Chad?). Everyone wants a partner that is physically fit, but for the sake of inclusion, women will tolerate fat or disabled people, but they'll never really desire them.

>>42219705
>harness their metabolism's unique ability to violate the laws of physic
Fucking kek

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>>42219705
posting in epic bread

>>42230981
Reddit tier banter. Fuck off.

>>42219413
Lol no you retard

>>42231650
You just add a tax on junk food while subsidizing healthy foods from the gained revenue.

This works doubly since all fatties that claim they don't consume a lot of junk food can't bitch else they prove themselves a liar.

>>42237069
>40 year old version of boogie
Boogie is 42

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I did not know this

>>42222288
What do these people consider plus size then?

>>42222330
Swede detected

>>42237680
>Steel mill worker
>New delay system put in to record time delays
>Fat worker on other crew takes forever walking around
>Co-worker is entering a delay
>10 min delay
>Reason: Frank is fat and slow.
mynigga.jpg

>>42233027
>Fled

Sure. Maybe in the metaphoric sense.

>>42230906
Yeah i know :(

>>42222613
Do you really think that's how women talk? Are you on the spectrum?

>>42218596
>>>42231650
>You just add a tax on junk food while subsidizing healthy foods from the gained revenue.
>
>This works doubly since all fatties that claim they don't consume a lot of junk food can't bitch else they prove themselves a liar.
That's not really going to work. Fat people don't buy unhealthy food because its cheaper. They just eat the same and complain about the taxes.
Plus what organization is going to be in charge of determining which foods are healthy and which are not. It may end up that a bunch of meme foods such as quinoa gets subsidies while stuff like meat gets taxed.

>>42230895
Cute panties

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There should be an app that you can post a photo of someone with how they lift. If they lift wrong 1000 times they cannot get free handouts. also
>FPH app
>AI system to store photos
>see a fat person eating unhealthy?
>after 1000 pictures they cannot receive benefits public programs and normal health care pools

We could do something like that for lifting incorrectly. Some people don't even fucking try.

>These apps would be the new form of social justice.

>2 years ago meet shy girl, shes probably ~160 at 5'4"
>date her, she ends up ~190 or something, gets depressed, kind of comes out of it and goes to 150
>is currently 246 and cannot break the +/- 10 lbs group

>not really attracted to her anymore, but I love her - even though our non-sexual side of the relationship isn't perfect

>yet I cant bring myself to break up with her

What the fuck do I do? I told her to lose weight by August or we're breaking up, but I have a feeling I won't be able to go through with it. I am not ugly, fat, and I have a good stable job.

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>>42218859

>>42223142
/lit/ is awful

>>42239709
you deserve better than some fat cow who will milk you for your money and good looks while not even trying to look sexy for you

>>42239709
Don't save her, she don't want to be saved - J Cole

>>42219705
Kek

>>42230660
I'm 6' and I can barely tell the difference between 5'11 and 6'

>>42233092
When I worked at a Japanese restaurant, we would fry whole crabs and stuff them in a sushi roll

>>42233233
>tfw used to do that
>tfw if I did that now I'd probably get discharched for passing out somewhere

>>42239709
There's something really wrong with you if you can't dump someone like that. She is not a partner. She can't even take care of herself, do you think that'll change if you knock her up? Things will go from bad to worse, and you'll live your life in servitude to a hambeast who will fuck up your potential offspring with her mental deficiencies.

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>>42219705
The future is now

>>42233293
>7.62
>NATO

>>42223142
I actually think in meme arrows sometimes.

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>>42231439
>losing weight
>not loosing and letting weight fly through the skies as if from a great trebuchet, smashing your enemies and baring your hated foe's castle and the handmaidens within

guck/10

>>42233905
shit i think this ones onto something brehs

>>42232875
>>42232915
i just love little pockets of random info like this. pls tell more about crabs

>>42233076
he got huge at one point

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>>42232364
>>42232384
>>42232439

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>>42237479

>>42238930
everyone is

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Fuck it bros I'm finna vent
>be me average 190lb karate bro
>I train goju ryu but practice like a kyokushin fighter
>haven't joined the dojo in 5 years
>start at the beginner class
>see this chick in the class with me
>dojo GI is stretched on this asteroid
>she's at least over 225lbs
>class begins
>were doing simple cardio and bodyweight drills
>asteroid starts breathing hard like she's releasing gas
>whatamiwitnessing.gif
>asks if she can go to the toilet to throw up
>hear some sounds like oral diarrhea
>comes back all happy like she did a good job
>we end up exchanging numbers because I just started and we talk about karate and shit
>then she lays it on me that I was lagging behind in class and I struggled with sit ups
>says her core is conditioned from mma she did years ago
>u fokin wot m8
>flame her about her arms and legs being weak and that she breaths heavy
>says the old "if I was a guy this would be easier"

This happened and it pisses me off the naivety of this asteroid.

>>42240054
>7.62x51

Yes, that's a fucking NATO round you numbskull, it's fired out of the M60.

>went from obese to ripped
Life is so much better you have no idea.

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>>42240957
Ayy lmao

>>42222222

>>42218720
>On Tinder
>An app who's function is literally for people to hook up and casual sex
>Claims to not be on there for sex

I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a test to filter out the non-confident guys or something?

>>42218859
m a n l e t d e t e c t e d

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>>42219705
DELUSIONAL ENERGY

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REMEMBER THIS GUY?

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>>42241789

>>42241458
It's in order to fake plausble deniability in case they're seen on there by someone they know. Wouldn't want to be labaled a slut for looking for dicks online, so that's why they're pushing out this stupid "jus lookin 4 frindz teehee" on there

>>42230628
if your mom is born to let's say a native american and a chink, and if your dad is born to let's say a nigger and a jew, you're not biracial, even though you only have two parents

>>42235505
>muscles are hard

Do fatties really believe this?

Whenever a girl complains about her arm fat I take out my shredded tricep, wiggle my arm and let it flop around like fat. Then I flex and let the striations do the talking.

Gets a laugh and some wetness 90% of the time. Perfect combo

>>42241497
>>42219705
>members of the hacker-social-scientist-pedophile group 4chan have launched a research project at Cambridge university in the hopes of breaking the laws of physics in order to solve our energy crisis. the project has been named "delusional energy theory" and work is scheduled to begin at the start of the coming academic year

>>42222204
I've had people defend fat guys plenty. Even the media defends fat guys fat guys are still acceptable as actors, yet fat women are never taken seriously and even Their comics get eaten before people get a chance to actually hear them out. Fat males have very much had it easy now and through our history. There's countless young little teenage girls that have been forced to marry fat old pieces of shit.
You seem very sheltered and should get off this site, you're turning into r9k

>>42222288
They've always demanded a pity party, the internet is just giving them new outlets to express it to more people

>>42239692
You're retarded

>>42222613
Jfc someone's had some personal issues; you're projecting too much there brah. You'll be happier if you stop generalizing so much. There's billions of women out there, it's literally statistically impossible to think they're all going to act the same. Get a grip ffs

>>42239709
>shy girl
There's your problem

also get some fucking self respect dude

>>42230850
Its because you have have no self esteem/ confidence. Bringing down others gives you a temporary boost to your ego, you also sound probably decently depressed as well

>>42239097
Easiest would be to tax soft drinks

>>42231210
He's as fat far as ever lol. Good job pointing out the hypocrisy by showing how fat males are treated way nicer than fat females. If Jack black was a female I guarantee you wouldn't have defended him like that.

>>42231752
Japan is a relatively small island compared to the US. Literally state's bigger than their country. What works there would have to be greatly adapted to suit our size (pun intended)

>>42233076
If that was a woman I guarantee she'd be considered a whale. How can you guys not see your own hypocrisy? Jfc

>>42233233
> if you were a woman who said you ate 500 cal a day you'd have responses calling you a "typical stupid woman"
>because you're a male insulting all women you get sweet replies and suggestions.
Fine, then I'll tell you you're a fucking moron to be eating 500 cal a day and apparently too stupid to control yourself and have a normal well balanced diet. (Insert "typical female hate " snyde remark here) You're a walking woman's magazine meme basically
Jfc your double standards are ridiculous, this thread is drowning in them. You all start off saying fat women are awful, then ends up with a bunch of males defending a fat male actor . Seriously, look at yourselves

>>42235536
Exercise is something everyone needs to Do, regardless of weight loss. The human body was made to move, being sedentary only hastens death and reduces quality of life. And you sound like a fucking moron.

Would rather shoot self than take advice/ 10

>>42223136
It's called aubergine, you philistine

>>42237743
That's a human thing you Goddamn moron. ALL humans are group creatures, that's how we've manage to survive and evolve this long
>hurrrdurr only females are group creatures
No, all humans are you idiot. How fucking uneducated are you ffs?

>>42240957
And the M240

>>42242424
No one cares you big fucking baby.

If you want a pity party go to Reddit where people will pretend to care. No one here's going to get worked up just because you're offended.

>>42241387
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>42240881
i hope you are doing sanchin everyday
its important for your development

>>42223011
Faggot in a sea of faggots

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>"anyone who is too skinny isn't sexy"
>"Too much muscle isn't sexy"
>"Women without curves aren't sexy"
>"Wait. No. I meant women without my 'curves' aren't sexy"
>"Don't have those curves. They make me feel like my curves aren't sexy"
>"Anyone who isn't a landwhale isn't sexy"
>"Too sexy isn't sexy"

Not 100% FPH but I figure we've detailed enough

>>42223811
So fucking fake

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Why do people do this to their bodies?