After 12 days of keto I've eaten nothing but donuts, chocolate

Completely.

To the stone age.

Get some carbquik mix. It's like bisquick, but 90% fewer carbs.

Make a walnut and cinnamon coffee cake with cream cheese and splenda frosting.

Shame about the diarrhea though. Eat enough carbquik, and you WILL shit yourself. That monsterous fiber sneaks up on you when you least suspect it.

>>42218585
You will gain like 2 kg is my guess.

>>42218585
Krispy Kreme cookies and cream donuts are my fucking favourite, godamn.

>>42218585
I'd like to try one of those american style doughnuts but you can never buy just one, it has to be a box of a dozen

>>42218585
You'll regain all of your water weight and since 12 days is very short you'll probably be back right where you started.

Try going for a non-meme diet and try to not be a fucking pussy when you get the urge to binge.

>>42218585
You're already dead you just don't know it yet.

Youre gonna gain a fuckton of water weight.