The Salmonella Diet

>>42217320
cocaine is more effective

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>>42217320
yes its a modified verison of the "keto" diet it works very well. i have seen a 150% muscle mass increase on this

>>42217320
sounds completely and utterly retarded

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You're a bit late to the party. Something similar has already been tried.

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>>42217320
>Basically you just get salmonella poisoning on purpose
lmao...

>>42217320
Yes it works OP, but a better alternative is Cyanide. Makes you lose weight almost instantly.

>>42217320
you could also try the "run over by a truck" diet. pretty self explanatory and you will weigh less than 5 kg total after a couple of years.

>cut your fat off your skin
>go to the hospital and they just fix it AND you lose the fat

Lmao idiots

>>42217320

the AIDS diet is more effective OP. give that one a try instead

OP you fool, just cut off a limb! Instant weight loss, and no diarrhea

>he's still on the salmonella diet
it's like he doesn't even know how to get incarcerated in a north korean labor camp

>>42217320
You can't get sick from that chicken unless it's been sitting out for a long time. Very common misconception.

>not doing the auschwitz diet

>>42217320
It's like you've never even heard of anal suction before

>>42217320
i had salmonella. I almost fucking died. 10/10 dont recommend

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>>42217349
Can confirm.
The gains are so amaizing that by the time I left the hospital my amputated arm grown back

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>>42217320
>meat eaters are this retarded

>>42217320
Choking on airs

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>>42217396
WEW LASS

>>42217320
>get the flu
>lose more weight in a week than I have in a month of cutting
Why are we not getting sick constantly to get shredded?

>salmonella diet
>not the shigella diet
Not gonna make it

>>42217320
I have had food poisoning twice in my life. I would strongly recommend against getting it on purpose.

One of the times i lost almost 10 pounds in 2 days. I was shitting and vomiting every 10-20 minutes for 8 hours straight and less frequently for days. I honestly thought i might die.

Yes you could lose weight this way but it is dangerous and far easier on your body to just exercise some willpower and eat less.

>>42220899
>10 pounds in 2 days
Fuck holy shit I'm gonna get food poisoning right now

>>42217320
How fat and lazy you have to be to even think of this. Don't do that your body

>>42221108
Why not? Yes your body would get sick for a few weeks but after that you'd be fully cured AND have lost 30 pounds due to the vomiting and diarrhea.
It's a short and painful sacrifice but it's truly worth it.

AIDS diet is better. Basically you contract AIDS on purpose by sucking all the dicks at your local gay bar.