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Is batman on steroids?

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He's fucking jacked and I've read he can leg press 2500 lbs.

I don't think his physique is achievable natty but wouldn't sterons make Bats more aggressive?
His mind is his most valuable tool so messing with it in some way seems out of character.
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>>42215300
1) He is a comic book character
2) He is a billionaire with all the utilities needed to become superstrong
3) Plot Armour
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>>42215300
>more aggressive?
He's extremely aggressive. He's obviously on juice for that there enhanced recovery and performance. It's for the greater good and he's not worried about living well. He's worried about living fiercely.
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http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/batman’s-workout-routine-revealed

>he deadlifts 5 sets of 7 at 620 lbs
>he runs 20 miles at sub 4:50 pace

Fucking pick one

Not humanely possible to do both
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He'd be dumb to not roid.

He's def got that pharma shit too
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>>42215300
batman is massive, of course he's on steroids. And he's super aggressive, every night he goes out and fucking beats people up
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>>42215300

Do plain ol' steroids even exist in the Batman universe, or does venom stand in for them?
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>>42215838

There was an arc that batman took venom, kinda like how spider-man had the venom suit. The venom made batman super aggressive and other cliche steroid stuff so he quit it and claims to be natty
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>>42215514
Yeah, I don't think he juices but even if he did his routine is literally impossible
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>>42215300
he's a comic character so he doesn't have to do anything...

that being said, who knows how working out and humans work in universe? they work the way the comics want them to... so maybe in universe he's intended to be natural but humans in universe can do more.

IRL, the comic batman's physique and physical feats are not possible e.g. benching 1000+ pounds without a spotter while weighing 210 pounds, running 20 miles at sub 5 minute miles, being the best at every martial art on the planet, being an olympic gold medal equivalent in any olympic event, while having a 200 IQ and having several college degrees worth of knowledge...

oh and he's a ninja who can switch two teacups while the other person blinks so that the other guy doesn't notice

batman is not possible irl.
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>>42215863
lmao
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>>42215863

Probably just meant to assume he's natty on batman terms. Which means he's just on good old fashioned human steroids and not comic book venom super roids
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He uses something derived from venom.
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Ok smartypants so what would be the best way to become a vigilante IRL?

>You make $60K a year and youre at least 25
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>>42216160
Drop lethal substances disguised as drugs around crime ridden areas.
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>>42215514
The best Olympic athlete on all the juice in the world couldn't do half of that.

This is what happens when you let dyel fanboys write the comics.
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>>42215300
He's a fictional character.
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>>42215300
Realistically yes, but comic book writers are hilariously misinformed when it comes to fitness so they probably think pushups, situps and running is enough.
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Since youths read comics writers don't come out and say it straight up because it would encourage use, but obviously batman uses steroids:

a) He does everything in his power to perform as well as he can
b) Has the resources and intellect to cover for any side effects
c) Even if he can't he's okay with dying early if it means he can do his job
d) There is no moral question as he's not competing with natties for a superhero spot.

So yeah he roids.
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>>42215514
Like uncle Rippie always says "You are an athlete and you want to perforem better? Why don't you just squat?"
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