ITT most annoying person you've dealt with at the gym

>>42214625
maybe you could've just explained to him he was doing it wrong instead of complaining about him on an anonymous board. not very alpha OP

>>42214949
lmfao this. why are you so autistic you can't just explain to him exactly how you want your spot done.

>>42214625
>be paki
>waiting for a bench but some autist is resting for 5+ mins between sets with just the bar
>see him throw two 10s on
>this should be good
>stands up and walks over to me staring at the floor
>asks for a spot
>rlynigga.jpg
>arms shaking like a motherfucker as he unracks, help him lift off but he just mean mugs me
>drops the bar onto his chest and struggles for a few seconds
>curl 65 off him, may as well get a bit of a pump during this shit
>mean mugs me some more and thanks me for my help
>offer to help him with other sets, don't want my gym getting closed so they can clean autist blood off the bench
>he says no
>go home, beat my wife and plan a bombing or two
>another day in paradise

>>42214625
Bro, this just shows how inexperienced you yourself are. Barely anyone outside of powerlifting gyms knows how to spot correctly and will jump in as soon as your speed goes down by a fraction. You have to tell everybody who wants to spot you deliberately that shall never touch the bar. You will establish a sound or a word upon which he knows he can touch the bar and finish your failed rep. Or just ditch the spotter and do the roll of shame. I've done it with 230lbs and not a scratch. It hurts a little but you're not a pussy, right?

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>>42215035
>tfw went to a local ymca where I knew all the regulars at the time I went and 95% of them knew how to spot

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>>42214625
Heh you think that's bad?

>Be me
>Doing an awkward hand, back and leg workout
>Always getting told that I can't workout here at the gym
>There's always this guy behind me claiming that everyone at the gym finds it hilarious that I'm trying to lift.
>I look around and I see fuck all people around to even judge me
>"This dickwad just wants to get on my nerves" I thought
>Try to workout, but it's really awkward and soul breaking
>guy eventually fucks off and leaves
>MFW that guy shows up every workout with the same issue.
>MFW that guy was just my crippling doubt

>>42214625
>hey bro I only need help if I am struggling on the last rep

It's that easy

>>42214625
That guy who pulls weights off your power rack while you're lifting. I wasn't going to use them but it's fucking annoying.

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>>42214625
>benching
>im 19 (i guess age doesn't matter but in this situation i felt uncomfortable)
>like a 45 year old dude walks up to
>he's chubby, pubes on his neck, looks retarded, wearing those weird toe shoes, smells like fucking shit
>look to the left and right of me
>im the ONLY one benching
>all other benches are fucking open
>"oh the other benches are open you kno-"
>"YEAH BUT I WANT TO WORK IN WITH YOU TO GET A GOOD PUMP YOU KNOW"
>just be nice I don't want to be murdered later in the locker room so I agree
>this guy is an asshole
>basically belligerently tries to out lift me
>can't really explain it but I think he was trying to put me down? idk
>anyways he tried to do weight that was way too much for him every time and refused to let me spot him
>ended up having to run up and pull the weight off his fat tits every set
>god he smelled like shit

Later that week saw two big black guys making fun of him. Felt bad but now I know he's the gym retard and goes around bothering people.

>That guy who lifts you up when you squat ass to grass

seriously does anyone else have gym members like this? One day im squatting down and some random old guy just spots me up and says you're going to injury yourself from going too low.

>>42215416
when i notice a guy plan sqauting ass to grass i run over and pull my pants down and lie down under him so when he goes down he feels my penis entering since being a squated position opens your asshole

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>MechaChad wearing 1 of 2 Trump shirts with the sleeves cut off every time I see him at the gym
>taking up 3 machines at a time
>grunts like a shitting gorilla louder and louder after each set, doesn't matter what lift he's doing

Though, admittedly, he's way bigger and looks way better than I do.

>>42215427
Is this really how you want to leave a mark on this world?

>>42215381
I fucking hate this too but asked my roommate about it and she said I'm the asshole

>>42215474
just around rims of your ass that i pinch

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>>42215330
Keyword here is "was" friendo, if you're there, you're doing better than 90% of people.

>>42215020
kek

>>42215481
How are you getting annoyed by somebody using weights that you don't use?

>>42215505
I work up to max weight, so just because they're not on the bar doesn't mean I won't use them. I hate having to go scavenge for plates.

>>42215519
Ah right. I guess it depends on how many plates/racks there are available. My gym only has two power racks so I don't mind sharing, but I understand it might be annoying if there are plenty left.

> Older guy, bald about 5'10 with a dad bod I guess
> Knows my gym bros through their father (we were 16) and comes to talk to them at the gym and I get introduced. Seemed friendly, talked for a while and he went on his way.
>Now everytime I see this guy, even when I'm alone he comes to say hi and chat like were related or something.
>Constantly telling me and bros about how much he used to lift when he was young, with obviously fake numbers, this guy didn't look any different than any 40 year old dad.
>Came in every day and spent like an hour and a half on the leg press, slowly working up plate by plate until he'd do 1 rep of 15 plates at 1/16th rom all the while screaming like he got his legs blown off.

I don't mind stopping and saying hi, even chatting for a while as there were a lot of older guys at the gym who had actual knowledge and were trying to be helpful. This guy just talked and talked and couldn't stop bragging for a second, it just got creepy.

>>42214625
>doing pull ups with 22lbs
>last set
>last repetition
>struggling but im slowly raising
>about to get my chin past the bar
>my friend lifts me just a little with one finger

Fucking ruined it was worse than not cumming after being turned on.

I got so mad at him and told him to never do that again,motherfucker thought that it wouldnt help that much but it did I didnt even feel the rep fuck.

We still best bros tho,and he was new to lifting back then so

Some dude was using two squat racks and a machine and had the nerve to give me shit when I took what I thought was an unused rack

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>some old fat bastard
>face like oswald cobblepot
>belly like a witch's cauldron
>smells like a sewer
>sweats like a sponge
>hair is always greasy
>shorter than i am (im 5'9)
>little to no visible muscle

>uses his ENTIRE body for ever single exercise he does
>hated me ever since i started using a machine he wasnt finished with (his rests consist of him walking around the gym singing horribly)
>also leaves no indication that he's using a machine
>go near the leg extension machine once
>he practically yells "I GOT TWO MORE SETS LEFT"
>grunts unnecessarily loud whenever im near him
>today when i was using my phone in between sets he walks by and goes "benchwarmer"
>im 18, this dude is about 50+
he's starting to really piss me off. any suggestions on how i could get him to fuck off?

>>42215474
genuinely laughed at this

>>42215772
tell him to fuck off??

>>42215848
i figure that will only encourage him

>>42215397
reading this gave me the plague! learn how to use english words! you're 19?? wtf

>Father in law is greasy skinny fat Italian.
>Constantly tells me he used be really strong when he was young and lifted heavy weights.
>Always responds "Can't remember" when I ask him how much.
>Constantly warns me that I'll hurt myself when I've barely broken 1/2/3/4.
>Claims he lifts daily.
>He actually casually swings around and curls 2.5kg step aerobics style coloured dumbbells for 5 minutes with his shirt off.
>Don't have the heart to call him in his shit.

>>42216032
Why do you even give a fuck about calling his shit. It's obvious he's full of it and I doubt his daughter would think you a better man for humiliating her dad.

>>42215519
>>42215539
I never really cared about this. There are weights misracked everywhere so people are always wandering around for them.

My lifting bro gets really heated about this though. Weird

>>42216039
Eh, everyone calls him on his shit with everything else, I'm torn between letting him have this one and trying to help him achieve the body he wants.

>at gym doing deadlifts
>warming up with 135
>some guy on treadmill runs over to me to give me tips
>tells me i have to lean back at about 45 degree angle at the top
>tell him okay and he goes back to treadmill to run some more
>i just keep doing deadlifts the way i know how
>he is on the treadmill yelling for me to lean back at the top
>i ignore him, guy looks around to get validation

the dude was just running the whole time I was there.

>>42215603
I was doing delt flies and my friend grabbed the machine. I wanted to kill him.

>>42215445
Jesus you can't even shill right

>>42215020
kek

>>42215772
Fight him pussy.

>>42216108
the fuck is wrong with people

>>42214625
Hey guys there's a guy at my gym (YMCA) who only benches, squats, deadlift. He's built like a brick shithouse. Calves the size of paint cans, overweight, retarded looking. He bent one of our shitty barbells bench pressing (I kid you not) 495lbs for 6 reps but went down about 4 inches on every rep. I thought he was maybe doing some "overloading" training because that's still pretty impressive. But then on squats he loaded up 405lbs and went down not even a quarter rep. Next, his deadlifts were 365lbs but basically stiff leg deadlifts which is impressive even with his refrigerator frame. I'm tempted to record him because this seems like some fucking meme worthy YouTube stuff that could go viral. Should I?

Also there's this big fucking dumbass black guy whos atleast 40 and wears sunglasses and does the EXACT same routine everyday: pushups on the dumbbells rack then loads up 185lbs on a bench press, sits, puts the bar on his shoulders, stands up, and just twists like a helicopter back and forth grunting. I feel like i have some quality content I could record but is it just me or do people do this stupid shit at every gym?

>>42215772
Cut his eyes out when he's not looking, he won't be so tough anymore

>>42216595
You sound like that one roastie who got shit on for taking that mirror pic of the guy who was doing nothing wrong trying to make fun of him with le quirky duck face.

>>42216635
Except I've been lifting since I was 19 and can squat 385, bench 300, and deadlift 515

>>42215020
kek

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>>42216664
>squat 385, bench 300

>>42215772
Tell him to fuck off
Tell the gym owner he's being a cunt
Fight him

Every woman that does 500 reps of lifting air.

>>42216595
Jesus christ do you goto the potato gym?
>>42216676
I bet it's more than you

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>>42216715
>samefagging like it's your first day

>>42215330
Same

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>>42216727
Summer

>>42216106
Sounds like he needs this one man, don't call him on that shit
Do you really want to take away the one thing that he has? He just wants to relate to you and for somebody to look up to him

>>42216875
let anon do whatever. He will either grow from this or stay child

>>42216875
Mate, he has it great, just he tends to fuck shit up with his mouth.

He's got a degree, but he's basically been a glorified receptionist for the past 8 years.

>>42215020
kek

>>42215020

kek

>>42215020
kek

i have a few but here is one.

>squatting
>maybe doing 150lbs
>taking a pause at the top before last rep
>rack bar
>over hear guy who is talking loud
>"hey isn't locking out bad for your knees?"
>"uhhh not sure" -his friend
>"well I guess ive been doing it wrong for years" -guy

there is nothing worse then a guy that NEEDS to give his input to everyone. the guy use to workout in scrub pants. fucking idiot

>>42215020
cock?

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Happened today, skipped ethics class to get gym done early and a whole new world was thrust before me
>14 to 16 intro to kinesiology students running around weights and machines doing 1 set of each exercise and filling in their sheets like bingo
>Mr Superset spazzing out powerwalking from cable flies to calf raises
>Asian guy sitting moving his arms in a lateral raise motion without any dumbbells who then says "whoopsies I forgot the weight"
I'm never skipping ethics again

>>42217235
autism.the.post

>>42217254
give.me.(yous)

>>42214958
Because it is rude to criticize someone freely helping you. Stupid societal rule but it exist.

>>42217279

>>42215020
kek

>>42215020
GOOSE!

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>benching with an empty bar
>about to get up and put weights on
>Some fat guy comes up and asks for the bar
>point out 3 other available bars
>he insists, says it's his favorite bar
>swap out bars, let him have it
>he sets it up for a deadlift
>then goes to the other side of the gym
>leaves 5 minutes before closing
>never used the bar

>>42216595
>twists like a helicopter
fucking kek'd

>>42216595
Tell him he's supposed to move from SS after 6 month or so, while he's probably doing it for at least 6 years.

>>42214625
>doing seated rows
>in between sets when a girl changes the weight and sits on the machine
>tell her I'm using it
>looks at me and says that she doesn't have time to wait for me being done
>tell her that it isn't m problem and I was here first
>she leaves
>now whenever she sees me she gives me the death stare

>>42215020
kek

>>42217595
>DON'T TOUCH MY BAR!!!

>>42217595
>>benching with an empty bar
stopped there

>>42215020
kek

>>42215020
kek

>>42215445
>"this guy at my gym is retarded"
>tfw I'm not him

Literally you, anon.

>>42215020
heck

>>42215020
kek

>>42215020
kek

>>42215397
Guess we found him >>42216006

>>42215020
Queq

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>>42215020

>nobody called OP out for needing a spot on a 65 lbs benchpress

>>42215020
top

>>42215020
kek

>>42218949
Hey we all start some where man

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>>42215020
7/10 breddy gud

> be me
> doing the grand meme program starting strength; nearing the end of that program.
> warmed up; i had some chubby couple staring at me for some mins.
> worked up to a first set of 5 with 150kg/330lb on squats; done it and walk to the water fountain. He was hanging around the squat rack.
> asked me if I was using it; i said yeah. I then went on did my second set.
> after the set I rested then walked off to get some water.
> later I found him and his gf unracking the plates I was using for squats.
> I confronted him told him "you came here twice" he said "sorry" with a grin on his face
> I got mad inside then cooled down in a sec
> told him to take it
> saw a squat rack free'd up and decided to finish my last set of squats there.

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>Get to the gym in a bit of a hurry
>Looking to get a quick workout in
>Walk straight to the squat rack
>Cardio bunny just got done squatting the bar
>She was using those 35 lbs women's bar
>Swap it out for a normal one
>About to start my warm up
>Guy comes in
>"Hey I was working out here"
>Ask him how many sets he has
>"I just started"
>"O-ok"
>Get to the other side of the gym for an empty rack
>Think about the interaction
>Guy was already working out at the rack but is just starting
>Cardio bunny was there before me
>Swapped out a women's bar
>Realize 5 mins later that I have been lied to
>brainlet.jpg
>tfw cucked yet again
How should I get back at him next time I see him?

>>42218949
It was probably a warmup

>>42219642
You're an omega

>>42215519
>>42215505
>>42215539


i try not to steal weights, except if i see a 2.5 lb plate on your bar, then i steal take your spare 2.5s because mathematically you literally don't need it

>try to do anything
>hear some retard breathing so loud on every rep
>he's super-setting smith machine squats and leg press
>can't stop laughing
>everyone else's reaction is similar
>guy gives no fucks and continues to use his mouth as an exhaust
>alpha as fuck

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>>42219642
"you came here twice."
kek

>>42215020
kike

>>42219642
I'm a beta and even I would have told the guy to fuck off

>>42215944
>>42215772
So here is the thing about old men who are overly aggressive in the gym.

They've been completely and utterly cuck'd by life for decades. Bob's wife probably left him in a divorce. Bob's daughter is probably fucking a nigger, and Bob is not too happy about his little mulatto grand children. Bob's job has walled him into middle management that quickly went no where. So Bob comes to the gym, starts feeling his test levels rise naturally with the first exercise he's done since high school. Now Bob thinks he's a big bad ass.

Ignoring the problem will more than likely have the opposite effect that you want. Bob is, for all purposes, a retarded child. The adult way to handle the situation is to talk to management and tell them that the guy is getting weirdly aggressive, saying weird comments to people as he walks by, and continually using multiple pieces of equipment at the same time and screaming at anyone who doesn't know. If they're smart, they'll quickly talk to him and make the gym another aspect of his life that he's cuck'd in. Because people like Bob are horrible for gyms.

If you want to have fun and you're not a total DYEL, next time he pops off to you say "What the fuck did you say old man" then aggressively get in his face and ask him what he's going to do if he talks shit. He'll remember his place. That's assuming you're not some 5'5 130lbs manlet. Really, that's a retarded thing to do and could very easily end badly and cringey for you.

>>42215381
fucking this, was a newb, squatting some plates, taking a rest, then this guy who obviously saw me squatting and resting before, just comes up and takes the weights off the bar, didn't even tell him I'm still using them, expected him to say something as I was staring at him in confusion

>>42215772
Beat him up and rape him in the shower, that'll teach him.

>>42220130
Why would anyone write this book? The target demographic likely can't read.

>>42220230
He was talking about someone taking the plates on the squat rack, not the bar itself fucking kek. Sorry man but grow some balls, the dude who did that to you wanted to piss you off.

>>42214625
>don't have the heart
the person annoying you most was yourself

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>be a fat fuck 320+ poons
>everyone in the gym is disgusted by me, glancing at me as i struggle with baby weights
>work my ass off
>down to 250, strenght increased because of noob gains
>gym regulars treat me much better, see respect in other peoples eyes for the first time
I-i think im going to make it...

>>42214625
It's amazing that this picture still gets me a little hard after all these years.

>>42215330

At least you see through his lies, anon.

>>42216676
>>42216727
Fuck off cancer

>>42215020
Hue

>>42214625

>throw 2 10s on the bar
>curls it even when I didn't need him to

To be fair, if you're actually benching 65 pounds, then it would be necessary to curl the weight off you just to prove that I can curl your bench weight. It's a domination thing.

>>42215020
deck!

>>42215772
Just use whatever machine he is "on" with more weight than he can handle. When he comes to complain and get back on his machine, calmly walk away.

Then, if he mentions the added weight, say, "bretty gud for a benchwarmer, eh, champ?"

If he doesn't, he'll either try the weight and hurt himself or adjust it knowing he is the weaker man.

Rinse and repeat until he pulls a Chester Bennington

>>42219383
i thought it was 85 desu, like two 10s on each

anyways faggot we all start somewhere

>>42214625
>Throw two tens on
>Ask for spot
Lol.

>>42220016
file name kek

>>42215020
Haha that's so funny! I think I saw something similar on the subreddit 4chan.

>>42214625
>Be me
>Db benching
>Hipsters bring their beards, ipas, and doggo to gym
>Fat power lifters who don't even lift that much (for their size anyways)
>Not paying attention to doggo
>I'm db benching 80 lbs for reps
>Getting to number 8
>It's tough bro
>Full exertion
>Totally concentrated
>Feel warm, wet tickle on my elbow
>Drop weights
>Loud, hellish yelp
>Little whimpers
>Look down to my left
>Doggo is crushed beneath the DB
>Doggo is broke
>Hipsters be like wtf
>I look them dead in the eyes and dolf lundgren them
>If he dies. He dies.
>Proceed to chest day.

>>42221907
loool i want to b leaf

>>42215772
-The best revenge is not to be like that
Marcus Aurelius

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>>42215020

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>>42215330
I didn't want this feel.

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>>42220640
grats if it's true lad
keep it up

>be me, who the fuck else?
>4 months into SL
>doing pendlay rows
>a strong manlet comes over and tells me I'll break my back doing it
>claims that I should be doing db bent over rows
>I explain to him that I'm doing a beginner strength program
>practically screams at me that people stop being a beginner after one month and tells me to do retarded brosplits
>also claims that all the trainers laugh at me and my program
>I have a tism moment and start doing db rows leaving my pendlay rows unfinished
>halfway through i realise I'm being a retarded cuck and go back to doing pendlay rows
>manlet ignores me from then on
I then texted a big guy who was a friend of mine about it, he told me to tell the cunt to fuck off
Haven't had the opportunity yet, but It'll be the saltiest fuck off I'll ever say.
Also, what the fuck is up with trainers not knowing what pendlay rows are? They keep coming up to me and saying I'm doing it wrong and I should just let the barbell hang in the air.

>>42222447
>practically screams at me that people stop being a beginner after one month and tells me to do retarded brosplits

There are retards like this on here as well

>>42215020
kek

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>work shift is earlier than usual, go to gym at 645 am
>Whole different crowd of people, lot of cardio
>Go to weight room
>There's a father son combo, son looks like 20 and dad 55
>Both trading off on machines, yelling every rep
>A constant yell comes out of both of them when they plank
>I'm the only other one in the room
>Do my sets and gtfo

>>42215020
lol

>>42214625
That doesn't sound very annoying to be honest

fat ass retarded jew personal trainer, meandering ass motherfucker, walks in between myself and the mirror to inspect dumbbells (doesn't reach for any) as i'm trying to finish my last set of seated db press, jesus christ, i almost lost it.

>>42221907
Assuming this happened.... As bad as I feel for that doggo I hope that taught those hipster pieces of shit a lesson.

>>42220640
Whenever I see fat lards in the gym, or even running or biking I always feel good for them. Yeah I kinda stare at them as they go by, but it's never as bad as I stare at fat people sitting down gorging themselves

>>42215347
said this to a guy the other day, as soon as I slowed down on my 3rd rep he grabbed the bar and fucked everything

You need to explicitly use the words "do NOT touch the bar unless I grunt the safeword, 'grapefruit'" for these retards to understand

>>42220659
Your first doujin is always a special thing.

>gym closes in 30 minutes
>wanna get in some last minute squats at the end of my workout
>only one squat rack thats rarely used by anyone aside from me
>some middle aged guy is just hanging out inside of it
>ask him if hes using it
>"yeah im using it for pull ups and push ups im doing my whole workout here"
>tell him to do his dumb shit in the calesthenic area
>"nah im good"
>call him an idiot and walk away because i dont have time to argue with this retard
>he leaves to do some stupid shit meme exercise
>start loading 135 onto the bar and warm up
>cunt come back and tells me he was still using it
>respond "yeah well now I am"

He tried to come back again in a minute and I just told him tough luck. Got a warning from the staff the next day. Was I in the wrong here or is this fucking idiot a moron for using the only power rack for push ups?

Story time.
>Seated incline dumbbell bench
>on 2nd to last set
>timetoleavethemallbehind.jpg
>urban youth hovers over my face and shouts 'are you done with the bench yet?'
>through headphones only hear culturally enriched vernacular
>drop dumbbells
>take off headsets, rub my ear in because being my own master now blasted out my eardrums
>loud 'What? Huh?'
>he repeats same line but starts with I says
>cut him off- 'NO'
>plug back in and add 4 sets to anchor spot and resume breaking out of my cage
>old fella comes by 2 min later and politely asks the same thing
>'sure chief, on my last set'
>wipe the bench and rerack my weights

>>42224767
If you leave your post with out any signs of belongings claiming you're using then you forfeit it. I use my towel and water bottle as my mark when I'm using any bench or rack when I have to leave the Obamas at he White House - not everyone can hunt the user down and ask done yet.

>>42222540
Please tell me the son isn't DYELmode.

>>42223567
Well I never saw them bring doggo again...

>>42215020
Kek

>>42217235
"whoopsies I forgot the weight"

short mexican midget and his stupid fat black gf today.

>finish up my chest day stuff
>wanna do some accessories
>head to the pulldown/belt jungle gym shit
>no one around, nice
>start doing some tricep work
>mexican midget comes out of no where
>top of his head at at my nipple level
>'hey man i'm using that' in a douche voice
>drops his bags off
>finish my set and nod
>move over to other side
>'hey i need that one too'
>alrigh tell me what you aren't using because your stuff wasn't here a minute ago
>'i'm going between them dude don't worry'
>uh huh - give him the one eyebrow raise
>move over to other side to continue tricep work with rope thing
>his fat black gf comes over and whispers to him
>she was doing leg press with min weight and left her shit by the cable row thing
>clearly staring me down while meximidget does some retarded cable machine ab work that could be done without any kind of cables but somehow manages to use both sides
>best way to describe it would be someone laying on the floor between the two sets of cable things with a 35 plate on his chest trying his hardest to fuck up his shit
>triceps feeling juicy
>finish up
>big black instantly walks over, removes rope and grunts
>wtf
>look back at her and she raises her eyebrows
>give a thumbs up
>go do some random chest machines to kill time
>meximini doing jfmsu ab work
>his dark moon starts hopping around doing various machines
>she left her bag on one
>go sit on random bench
>night time whale comes over and asks me what i'm doing
>say doing dumbbell press and flies
>'no i was using that bench'
>well your stuff was over there and you weren't here for over 5 mins
>gym isn't that packed but this bitch is everywhere
>i'm sweaty as hell at this point so i say my bad let me get up
>leave swamp ass puddle on the bench
>mean mug me for the 10 mins i'm there

not regulars at this gym and i'm way bigger than him. the whale could smother me but i can ask the receptionist for a harpoon.

>go to the gym before work every morning right when it opens at 5am
>pretty good in the beginning
>two months in this fat black lady starts coming in wearing a hoodie and sweatpants
>FUCKING STINKS
>if you're within 15 feet of her all you can smell is extreme Body odor
>several times she has gotten on a bench right next to me and I just have to get up and leave until she's done.
Why? Why don't you shower. She smells absolutely terrible. It reminds me of when I used to box at a gym in high school. We would do this drill where you would get a partner and punch his abs for 30 seconds straight. I got paired up with some Asian guy who never brushed his teeth and his breath was going straight into my nose. Almost puked.

>>42219642
>water inbetween sets
Never gonna make it.

>>42221907
What kind of gym allows people to bring animals? You're lying anon

>>42215020
i never do this but i kek'd so hard thank you

>>42215020
kek

>>42215020
kekerino

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>>42215330
>tfw

>as I walk to the gym I can hear ear deafening screeching
>once I actually get inside the gym I see him
>somehow he manages to lock eye contact with me as soon as I step inside
>this guy has the sharpest yellow hair I have ever seen
>neon green shirt and neon pink shorts (TIGHT)
>he's able to slap every cardio bunnies ass at the same time
>puts every plate on the bar and power clears it like its nothing.

I can't stand this guy, he just showed up on day, and ever since he's always been there.

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>>42225948

>>42215020
Kekkington

>>42225954
thank you thank you, I'm new here, but I get the idea.

I don't know how to spot someone.
Do i just wait until they fail to save them?

>>42222447
>I then texted a big guy
>a big guy
>big guy

We're just supposed to leave that there?

>>42222447

It's true though, we do all laugh at you.

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i have a fuck ton of annoying people in my gym, thankfully i have a near equal amount of people who also hate them

>fat, probably late 40's mexican
>whole nine yards in terms of douchebag gym attire; old black t-shirt cut into a way too short tank top, fucking JORTS, neon running shoes, backwards tapout hat, i shit you not
>no clue why he doesn't like me but he doesn't
>constantly tries to barge in on my sets and equipment
>glaring over at me all the time
>will sometimes just loom where ever i'm standing and watch me and shake his head
>one day me and this random big ass dude become gym buddies, we're doing tricep extensions and nearly at the end of our workout
>mexican comes by and starts doing his shit again
>buddy immediately gets mad
>"you fuckin lose something over here nigga? fuck on bro for i push your shit back"
>mexican never bothers me again

if you don't have one, get a negroid friend, they're invaluable

>>42222447
Heres a little secret. Trainers dont know anything. It takes pretty much no education or training to be a trainer. They benefit from people not seeing results so they continue to pay more. At my old gym, there was a trainer and his client there from the first day I walked in. When I left 2 years later, he looked exactly the same and was no healthier. He still ran trash miles on the treadmill and still couldnt do over 2 unassisted pull ups. The trainer would literally go on Grindr while the client would be doing quarter goblet squats.

If a trainer is laughing at you, you're fucking probably doing something right.

>>42216676
I can taste the salt. Absolute guarantee it's more than you can do

>>42216995
You sound unnecessarily upset m8, he's just talking with his friend

>>42226309
>be mexican oldfag (well into my 40's)
>overweight as shit, decide it's time to change
>nervous about going to the gym, make a tanktop out of an old shirt and put on a tapout hat (honestly thought it would look cool at the time)
>fuck I probably look dumb, but I can't back down
>go a few times, no clue what workout to do, but always see this one guy there that looks experienced, think maybe I can be his friend and get advice
>he keeps catching me looking at him during his workout, probably thinks I'm fucking weird, why did I think the gym was the place to make friends
>actually see him become buds with some random big black guy
>oh shit, maybe I was wrong
>walk over and try to say something
>get too nervous and pussy out, just shake my head at myself in disgust, like I always do
>before I can walk away the huge black friend starts yelling at me, can't understand a word he's saying
>run off and never even look in their direction again
>I'm never going to fucking make it

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>>42214625
>ask the guy nearest to me to spot me
>some paki
There's your problem right here.

>>42215020
The amount of keks is making me suspicious.

>>42226616

For (You)?

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>>42215020
kek

>>42222447
For you.

>>42216664
Doesn't change the fact that you're thinking of putting down people trying to improve for internet points...

Shame anon.

>>42226060
>>42222447

+1 for answers

Come on anon.. story time

>>42226443
pretty good

>>42215020
bur

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>>42215474

>>42220640
good lad

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>>42215020
feck

>>42220370
only option

>>42219827
look him directly in the eyes and shit yourself to assert dominance

>>42215020
my sides

>>42217563
Underrated post

>>42225988
yes

>>42214625
>girls or dyels that occupy the bench/squat rack

>>42224468
My first doujin was actually Good Morning. THIS one I like because an old friend of mine who I crushed heavily on looks exactly like her.

>>42224904
Fucking this. If someone asks politely and is a good person overall I don't mind them working in, speeding up, however if its some bunch of annoying kids or indians they will never get it.

>>42215020
Kek

>>42231544
>faggots like you that think they're above everyone else occupying oxygen

>>42223522
Anger issues.

>>42214625
There is this old couple that always occupy 2 out of the 3 benches at my gym (its a small powerlifting gym i dont even know what he fuck they are doing there)
They both take their own benches, YET THEY LOAD THE SAME WEIGHT, both of them put that maximum 30kg on the bar and do about a million sets while resting for 10 minutes watching the tv thats on the wall.
Fucking old people, i swear

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>>42215020

>>42216635
Mind posting that picture? I have not seen it yet sounds good.

>>42224468
Yup. Lolita Konnichiwa will always be in my heart. Only consumed regular porn before that but oh boy, that was a life changing event.

>>42215020
Actually gold

>paki dad son duo
>extremely paranoid in the changing room and mean mug everyone that gets changed near them
>do nothing but bench press, ohp dumbbell press, curls
>dad yells doing curls and slams weights about
>leave everything sweaty and unracked after they're done
The son seems to be making progress and is trying different lifts but the dad is a retard, I really wanna switch gyms.

>>42224767
your a cunt fuck off

>>42224767
you did the right thing that old fuck was a stupid cunt m8

I'm quite annyoing in the gym

>Guy asks me to spot him
>I'm already sweating like crazy
>My sweat is falling down on his annoyed face
>He finish his set without saying anything
>Tell him I'll always lend a hand on rainy days
>Go back to squatting babby weights

>>42224957
The son was strongfat, the dad was just kinda chubby

>>42215020
kek

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>>42215020
include me in the r/4chan screencap pls

>>42216995
Dude scrubs are insanely comfy

>>42215020
kek

>>42218949
>Warming up properly
Stopped reading right there

>>42215020
Zoz

>>42215020
ñoñ

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>>42220016
You didnt have to say where it happened, we could guess.

>>42215020
Kek

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>>42214625
My least favorite gym character is the blue collar bricklayer-type of guy with the huge beergut who doesn't understand shit about training and thinks he's Superman because quarter reps 80kg in the bench, then looks around all proud like he just showed everybody, before going home and eating an entire pizza.

There's two of these in my gym and this week one of them kept looking at me funny because I was jumping rope for cardio.

>>42215020
haha

>>42229045
>that feel when you see one of your photos

>>42219642
how fucking hard is it to point at the free squat rack and say "that one's free"? you're a goddamned moron

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>>42215020

>>42225390
you sound like a pussy, but maybe you just couldn't be bothered to tell them to fuck off, idk

>>42232748
ask to work in with the son, offer to spot, encourage him, and cuck the faggot father

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>>42215020
Thread went from 0 to kek pretty fuckin quick

>>42215020
Lmao. These rarely work but this is gold
>curl 65 off him, may as well get a bit of a pump during this shit

>>42217235
kekd hard

>>42217467
lolwut? What barn raised you?
If your driver-side tyre needs changing, and someone offers to help but changes the passenger-side, you'd let him waste both of yours time and not correct him when he first squats down?

>>42220195
>making up this 200 word fantasy essay to make a point
Autism/10

>>42216995
But he admitted that he's been squatting wrong for years though, and that you are doing it right.

>>42219642
So it's a story about you being the dumbass? Because it was your squat rack, you should have told him to use one of the other ones

Why is every single person in this thread caving in to douchebags demands when they come and obviously lie "I was using that"?
Grow some fucking balls and tell them to fuck off.

>>42231544
For real though, how can you judge a dyel for trying to not be dyel? You must be dyel

>>42214625
This happened to me multiple times when I went to gyms in Indonesia. Even when squatting people would come up to me without being asked and spot me. People would like run across the room and curl my bench even during 60 to 80kg warmup reps. like pls stop stealing my gains

>>42233465
>I'll always lend a hand on rainy days

Yusss

>>42219827
Take a pl8 off of one side mid rep

>>42215020
Cec

>>42216595
>see something remarkable
>BETTER FILM IT MAYBE IT CAN GO VIRAL
kys

>>42215020
kekerino dino

>>42215020
kek

Include me in the memecap

>>42215020
fucking solid kek

>>42218755
Her problem for being an entitled bitch.

>>42220640
Keep going my man, you're gonna make it.