How do I get into Gaston mode?

SS + 3DEAD (3 dozen eggs a day)

>>42213050
>3
>not 4

never gonna make it

>>42213050
>>42213102
Doesn't gaston eat 5 dozen eggs a day though?

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>>42213004
play with fireworks

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Not OP here, with a similar goal.

In all seriousness, /fit/, how do i achieve Star Platinum swole? I don't mind how long it takes.
I know very well I won't magically grow 5 inches, I'm only interested in the gains.

21y/o, 5'11". Last I checked, a little over 80kg and BMI25. No allergies. Occasional heart pains.

For what it's worth, I do have quite broad shoulders, and a Mesomorph body. Although i'm quite lazy about cooking, so i've got a little gut.

Although if it came to it, i'm ready to take cooking seriously and exclude anything necessary from my diet.

Mother
Fucking
Eggs

(But seriously, just read the sticky. You gotta actually successfully lift before you can start otherwise target)

>>42213910
Wait he died?

>>42213910
https://youtu.be/tHiGDd-cryE?t=1037

Personal experience tells me, he was 100% right about the eggs.

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>>42213004
>>42213050
>>42213102

>When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
>And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a barge

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be fat

>He didn't eat 4 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large

>Now that he's a man he doesn't eat 5 dozen eggs to become the size of a barge

NEVER going to make

>>42213951

Dude lit a fucking firework off the top of his head.

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>>42213910
>got drunk and decided to light a firework on top of his head

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>>42214764
>>42214694
Shit I had this whole scene in my head where I would challenge him to a push up contest and do handstand push-ups Blowing him the fuck out
But now that will never happen

>>42214530
It helps to actually start lifting weights too

Gaston is the man

When I was a child, I was always rooting for Gaston in the movie, because he was strong both physically and mentally. I wanted to be like him.

Fireworks

http://fox13now.com/2015/07/06/former-disney-actor-gaston-killed-in-firework-incident/

>>42213932
Train Natty for a bit then hop on gear maybe some synthol

>>42214815
See, this is a myth. Working out is the biggest gains goblin. See the largest people never work out.