How do I get his physique?

why does he always wear a suit?
I like suits, does that make me an incel too?

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>>42212444
He's a poor soul from the 1950's trapped in the 21st century

>>42212563
reviewbrah would fuck you up niqqa

>>42212422
start writing reviews.

>>42212422
I wish reviewbrah would get /fit/.

get all your calories from fast food, preferably pizzas, eat at maintenance and take long nightwalks for cardio

>>42212422
he's my hero.

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>>42212563
dont u DARE pull that trigger

>>42213289
How can I get a qt cheerleader gf?

>>42212630
This.
I legit wish he'd get fit and get clothes that fit, he's be so suave.

>>42213426
Only QB chad gets to tap that

>>42213457
>clothes that fit
But they do. It's just an outdated cut but exactly his size.

>>42213527
He reminds me of a sixty year old man, only he is like twelve. "These hoodlums nowadays, none of them know how to dress proper! What with their small, form fitting suits and blue jeans."

>>42213527
It'll come back in style eventually. Maybe once obesity has become the norm and all the fat shits realize that the slim cut, which is popular now, just makes them look rediculous

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>>42213508
>QB
>Preds outfit
She's taking that Subban BBC my man.

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>>42213988
cuck

>>42212422

Heavy Diddlys

>>42212719
the only real answer here.

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>>42212422
here's a pic of me

>>42214682
>those calves
P A T H E T I C

>>42214682
THOSE LEGS HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA