>that australian guy who lags into the gym and blames it on

>that guy who glitched himself into the showers to suck dick

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>that guy who tipped the receptionist fucking $800
>later ducked behind her and pickpocketed it all back
Smart lad

>>42210751
>That Canadian who goes around pouring maple syrup on the equipment and making moose calls in the showers
Fucking leafs.

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>that guy who forgot to quicksave before curling in the squat rack
Last I heard of him

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>That skelly who used console commands to remove the gym cardiobunny's clothes mid-rep
We all gave him our scoops that day

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i like orc grills

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>>42210751
>that guy who used console commands spawn a preacher curl rack inside the squat rack
motherFUCKER.

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>solved the complex gym puzzle door
>it just opens the manlet pit gates

>that dyel who installed the anabolic mod and won't stop bragging about his gains

Mods pls ban

>>42210832
Kill them for XP anon. They only yield half of what a normal gym goer does though, so you'll have to say a few dozen to up your overhead press.

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>that guy that save scums every time he goes for a PR

>that brazillian who won't stop yelling after our squat rack raid attempt failed
He was the fucking healslut anyways

>PT caught me farming creatine in the locker room
>banned
>new gym
>have to start as a dyel

Fucking bullshit.

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>Finally locate the rare 0.001% encounter rate golden manlet
>hold item:platform shoes
Some other time maybe

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>that manlet who invested all his points in DEX and AGI
>manlet pit walls are too low to contain him
>entire gym is closed because of renovations
Fucking manlets

>>42210851
>Tfw that guy is me
I wouldn't have to if not guild wasn't shit and I could actually get a spot.

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Guard might get nervous..manlet approaches with his barbell drawn...

>saw the gym DYEL sneakily type "tgm" in his console command line
he thinks nobody knows

>that guy who replaced everyone's protein shakes with skooma
Good times

>party of skellies raided the Bench again
>loot was set to leader so he got all the gains
sneaky cunt

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>that guy who speedrunned the gym entire year

>tfw can't concentrate because the russians keep spamming the voicechat

>>42210947
Kek

>gym only has free weights as paid DLC
Do I sue them or what ?

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>Gym had a free weekend
>Don't go because its gonna be filled with mouth breathing retards and people throwing the weights at each other.

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>that guy who clipped through the floor doing deadlifts
rippletits was right

MOAR orc qts

>that guy who still uses the creatine glitch
Wonder when will the next banwave hit

>>42210992
>Russians hogging the squat rack again
I'm fucking fed up with these assholes

>lifting for months
>no gains whatsoever
>find out I've been going to an unranked gym this whole time

fuck

>>42211199
jej u dun' goofed

>>42211199
You think that's bad ?
>new guild member joins
>tells me to give him all my items so he can enchant them
>logs out forever
Legit had to start from scratch again, fucking 2lb dumbells

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>tfw poor so can only afford a free to play gym
>have to spend ages grinding gains
>get beaten off the squat rack by people who buy their gains from chinese lifters
>ask some guy to spot for me and he answers confused in portuguese

>that DYEL who bought OP weapons and steamrolled everyone
Scooby nerf pls

>that guy who bought new skins for his fucking barbell
I'll never understand the appeal. Why do people buy skins for barbells ? It just changes the appearance holy shit

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>failed on enchanting the new pl8s from 20kg to 25kg
>3 of them broke, 1 dropped down to 2.5kg
>have uneven amount of pl8s now, can't progress
>have to do more jobs as manlet control until I can afford new ones
>could have just had 4 25s
ego enchanting, not even once

>>42211478
>not investing SP in alchemy
>complaining about failed enchantments
It is salvagable. Kill a few manlets for EXP and no one will notice. Some manlets drop this item called "growth simulator". Use that to multiply your EXP gain.

>>42210779
>tfw you only train stealth and you are 3 levels from 100

>>42211104
>>42211115
>>42211129
>>42211138
>tfw lift in alliance gym so no orcfu

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>tfw orc girls aren't real
>tfw no orc gf to ride my dick until my hips are broken
>tfw no orc gf waiting at home for me, laid back with her legs spread wide, ready to receive me

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>ywn mind break and impregnate your orcfu

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FUCKING MANLET PIT

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>>42211746
I'd settle for an oni girl too desu.

>>42211795
It's the fucking pit for manlet, sometimes with reinforced walls, a set of strict rules and its enforcers. you should change gyms if your gym doesn't have one. it's literally a health and fitness standard at this point

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>>42211806
they aren't real either
i'm gonna fucking end it

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>>42211746
>>42211792
These gentlemen adventurers know what's up
>that one femorc doujin

>>42211806
My nigga. Do you have moar Oni pics, or the one where they like have a chart thing with oni,giants,trolls etc. which are qt girls

>>42211860
im so self concious, as a literal manlet

Is it just the room with a shit ton of weights and no cardio stuff?

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>>42211887
>that one femorc doujin
L-link

>>42211902
no it's an actual pit six feet deep so manlets can't escape and they are forced to eat eachother to survive

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>>42211795
It's a trap that the manlets always fall into.
Because they never learn.

>>42211929
They never learn what? Please just give me a straight answer
I'm dying

>>42211947
FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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>>42211881
STOP REMINDING ME

>>42211902
>>42211947
No it's a fucking pit. Not fucking symbolic pit but an actual pit. otherwise we'd call it "manlet room" wouldn't we you manlet.
In my gym the rules are as follows
>manlets fight to the death to choose their king
>manlet king gets to drink an extra brotein shake
>manlets can't workout outside the pit, or leave the pit
>manlets can't stand on each other to escape the pit
>the shortest guy from the normal people gym(6'0) is tasked to clean the pit once a month

>>42212001
Should I change gym? I don't get put in a pit

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>tfw skill ranking is too low to lift
>can only do cardio
How do I get more gainzpoints to unlock lifting?

>>42212022
What is your gym's name ? I need it to report it to the health fitness and hygiene department, it's a federal offence to run a gym without a manlet pit

>>42212033
Grindfest lad, it took me 4 months to grid to unlock lifting, and had to use console commands to unlock the squat rack because grinding was literally too much

>>42212075
>using console commands
GET A FUCKING ADMIN IN HERE!

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>>42211893
I have a lot of oni, and generally amazon pics, but most of them would get me banned.

>>42212102
But I want them. Pls upload folder to mega/gdrive pls amazon is my fetish

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>>42212102
>oni muscle girls

I prefer wolfgirls desu.
that liru game is fucking great.

>>42212124
I liked the game but fucking same old 9 scenes get a little boring after a while
Still fapped tho

>that guy who only trained SPD and got it so high that he started clipping through the doors

I have no idea what 90% of the word you guys are using means

>ADC main keeps picking up heavier and heavier weights and jumping on my back while I'm squatting
>I don't think I can carry him any longer

Life as a support lifter is suffering

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>>42212121
One day I'll have time to zip my 18gb of muscular women and upload it online.

That day is not today.

>>42212102
>tfw saw the hentai

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>hit new PRs on all my lifts
>smashing plateaus left and right
>can't stop smiling at how far I've come
>admin bursts out laughing
>turns out he turned down the gravity
Y-you too

>>42212537
Anon, you can't just bring that up without telling your friends about it.

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>>42210751
>that boy who "forgot to bring the condom"

>>42213460
>that boy who "forgot" to bring the condom and impregnated and married his chilhood tomboy friend
h-haha what a fag right ?

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>Tfw the gym javascript programmer keeps putting callbacks into all the equipment so you keep getting hit by alert messages after every rep

>trying to do my routine
>fuckers down the hallway playing fatboy
>big fat fuck trudging down hallway with a bar and plates on one side
>everyone goading him with grenade launchers and spartan lasers
>rubble hits me in the eye
still hurts

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>>42213506
>h-haha what a fag right ?
What kind of fucking homo would want that?

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>>42213635

why

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>Spend years grinding XP to make natty gains
>Dude on gear makes gains so much faster

I hate microtransactions that reduce the time to level up. Such a bullshit pay-to-win mechanic.

>it's "manlet smash day" at gym
>manlet guts everywhere on floor
>gymbro kills his obligatory manlet and smears it's fucking blood on my tshirt
>later I slip on it
Fucking manlets, I think they hate people in general. Fucking short man syndrome

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>>42213665
>>42213635
>>42213506
Reminder that if you like Tomboys you are, for all intents and purposes, gay.

>>42213712
k.If liking tomboys makes me gay then I accept my gayness you should stop fagshaming me

>that guy who uses a steroid client to cheat his gains
Inb4 admins ban him

>>42210874
Nice one

>>42213712
i wan't to shove a barbell up your ass until i hit your skull.

>>42213712
Maybe you shouldn't be so insecure of your masculinity anon, so insecure that you need to deliberately post a retarded page from some manga nobody asked for, in a fucking joke thread.
Oh wait. It was epic trole wasn't it ? You slay queen, reddit army is here !

>those two fags doing a 2 players, one bar speedrun

They almost ran me over and just said "bad rng, loser"

>>42213822
>he doesn't manipulate the RNG for perfect rolls
Anon do it, I legit killed 4 crossfitters through RNG

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>>42213665
>>42213635

i pray for the others who lived before us and found their waifus in literature, paintings and their dreams

one day, one day

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>that guy who used the 3x bw bench mod but forgot to add the joint and tendon protector mods

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>>42210751
Some fine taste ITT
http://curvesandtusks.tumblr.com/archive

>newb comes in looking confident after christmas
>apparently parents bought him the supplements DLC
>sits in a corner and legit installs all the supplement DLCs at once
>turns yellow
>we thought it was some exclusive DLC skin
>turn out his kidneys failed permanently
GG no re

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>it's your turn to be the gym cumdump

>>42211887
SAUCE ME SENPAI

>>42211902
If a manlet has a high wilk/skincare on a rare occasion they may leave the pit

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>>42213665
>you've filled your void in you with women
>none are really your type or make you happy.
I just want to make someone I care about happy, that would make me happy.

>>42214108
>skincare
>sinclare
Autocorrect you cunt

>that guy who guys AFK after each set

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>>42213635
H-haha

>>42213712
No nigga you gay,

>>42214051

>not just ending and immediately restarting your gym subscription

Let me guess, you actually give a fuck about your persistent server stats?

>all the roiders got vac banned and now i have the best deadlift in the gym
good feels lads

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>go during off hours
>need spot for bench
>guild is mostly offline
>except one
>fucking RPer
>shouts catchphrases
>"light weight baby", "C'MON", "brah", etc
>begrudgingly ask for spot
>this fag roleplays as zyzz the whole time
>shitty aussie accent
>"your form is aesthetic as faurk brah"
>finally shuts up for last set
>go for that last rep
>bar stops at sticking point
>fuck, not gonna finish this rep
>"help me out bro"
>spotter standing expressionless with hands at his sides
>mfw
>this nigger went afk
>bar starts creeping down
>"BRO HELP"
>2pl8 lands on my chest
>pain.png
>scream.mp3
>dump plates to either side
>whole gym stares
>fag comes back to keyboard
>still roleplaying
>"sorry cunt me mum was asking what i wanted for dinner wot happind mate?"

Guild leader is a nutless cuckold so I doubt he'll even get kicked. Gonna talk to gym manager to see if I can get him banned from the server

>>42216724
This is the best

/Thread

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>that rich new fag who can suddenly lift 1/2/3/4 in a week because his dad owns the gym and so he gets free access to DLCs
what ever happened to the golden days where you had to git gud?

>>42210751
goddam i'd love to get fucked by a qt orc woman

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>>42213665
>bestfriend is tomboy
>inlove with her since senior high
>we're in our 4th year of uni

>>42210980
jej'd

Smith machine usage halves your xp. Dammit

>that guy who unboxed an unusual altitude mask
>green flames erupting from head when running

>guy next to me squatting
>gets up to 4x325
>I get 6x360
>turns to me and says "I'm going to cum in your mom's ass before I choke her to death"
Lads, help. I think he followed me home.

>fails his last rep
>throws dumbell at mirror

>>42212022
They might have mistaken you for a child, or worse, a small hobbit

>>42217162
this is your last chance

>>42211387
>that powerlifter that comes in to show off his rare red and black striped barbell that he unlocked by deadlifting 600lbs

what a fucking tryhard. imagine how many deadlifts he had to do to get that. loser needs to get a life.

>benching roflmao2plates
>forgot i was in human form
>get invaded mid-set by a dex build manlet
>im at my 5th rep and i tell myself i can finish my set before he finds me
>at my 6th set I see him appear in front of me and applying darkmoon blade to his katana
>im anxious as shit and initial D music starts blasting through the gym speakers as every other people are watching the invasion
>force myself to reach my 8th rep because 6 and 7 do nothing for hypertrophy
>i see him bow
>hes such a turbomanlet i didnt see him reach behind me
>get backstabbed as i finished my 8th set

Never fucking train if you're in human form god damn.

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fak i forgot pic

>ready to PR the shit outta my bench yesterday
>"you must unlock parental controls for more weight"
Being neet sucks

>>42217352
what do you mean, anon?

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>>42213712
friendly reminder that carol is shit-tier

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>>42217140
>goddam i'd love to get fucked by a qt orc woman
you wanna get ORC'D?

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>>42213968
bruh

>>42217421
I think anon means that you need to tell her that you love her ASAP because after uni people drift apart, she might even get married or something. Don't be a pussy anon, not everyone gets this chance

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>>42217501

>that asian guy who dual wields barbells
Everyone used to laugh at him until he gf'ed the qt gym orc

>>42210795
Sorry.

>that 12 yo kid who everyone thought was a girl in chat
>mfw some beta fucks bought him special DLCs,items and skins
>mfw that 12yo kid later came into the gym jacked as fuck

>>42217162
Fucking tell her you gay cunt.

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>have to turn off detection every time i go to the gym so no one notices me
Am i the only one?

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>Last rep
>New objective: "Survive"

>>42217339
>small hobbit
people can only be so small man

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>>42217693
>naked in showers with the gym roidhead
>New Objective:Run

>f2p gym
>go to do skullcrushers
>reach free weights section
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR>nope the fuck out

>snapped my shit up on deads
>last save was in highschool
SEND HELP

>>42217877
>accidentally killed the gym clown with my custom forged barbell
>whole gym turns against me
>last save was the autosave when I first bought the gym membership

>that new guy who looses his protein after the first round so he asks others to give him a scoop, otherwise he afk's and makes your team short 1 guy

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>that faggot who used gains boosters and claims that he achieved 4 plate bench without any help

>pick up a 5lb plate to add to my bar
>someone else owns it
>the police come and murder me

>deadlift
>bar clips through me
>collision detection freaks out
>fly through the roof and land hundreds of yards away

>100 stealth
>never have to tip the receptionist
>newbies scared as fuck when they see bars lift off the ground by themselves

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>have cleared the manlet pit 16 times
>King of Manlets finally drops the Gucci snapback
>aesthetics crew officers take it for themselves

>>42217355
Deadlift count: 1678 deadlifts
PR Weight: 615LB
Rounds won: 1564

[Guest]Fishdomboiii: Hey Scroples can you ban Grroudzz. I think he is hacking
[Admin]Scroples: let me see his stats. Yeah he looks like he is using something our server doesn't allow.
[VIP]Grroudzz: Hey man I'm a member for 5 years. I pay my monthly donations. Ban Fish for bullying and talking during workout. Isnt that in the rules of this server
Fishdomboii was banned (Time: Undefined)
>those teen admins

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>mfw this thread

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>shiny manlet spawned near a qt 3.14 today
>too beta to go over there catch it

this is why my manletdex will never be full

>>42218103
>not injecting
>not going through manlet hoardes
Do you even dex bro

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>>42218103
>battling gym leader
>lose
>manletmons fainted
>run to mancenter
>cant bring up courage to talk to nurse

sorry guys

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>that one guy who min/maxs his lifts and can bench 315 but snapped his shit up attempting to squat the bar

damn shame

>>42218155
>can't talk to nurse
>"y-you too"
>involuntarily does a nuzlocke run

>to speak to a 7 or above you must have social infuence level of 150 points. You currently have 26 social influence points.
Rage quit

>finish routine
>get lift crate
>fuck it, spend the $2.50 to buy a key to open it
>hoping for the high altitude breathing mask or the hyperbeast lifting belt skin
>duplicate spray again
These microtransactions are a fucking scam

>after work out
>head to shower to logout for that rested xp
>slip on puddle of cum
>fucking roleplayers

>>42210832
>finally swol enough to push the giant stone block into the square hole
>it activates the lunk alarm
>now forced to fight 3 lizard knights or lose my membership

>gym owner says squat rack is now a DLC
What the fuck

>finally get a qt gym /fit/ gf
>it just turned out to be a fat neckbeard ERPing
I'm gonna lose it lads

>going away on a business trip today
>gym has double XP weekend

hold me brehs

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>>42211199

>want to find more pictures of delicious femorcs
>search orc on danbooru
>nothing but male orcs fucking female elves
jesus fucking christ japan get your shit together

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>Set bar on my shoulders in squat rack
>3 LPS (Lifts per second) run up and grab the bar and start moving it while I hold it
>Stacy in background mixing me scoops

Tank life is arguably the best

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>tfw Femorcs aren't real
http://imgur.com/a/XxWg1

>>42210751
>spent all 1000 gold for protein powder
>The plate dispenser requires 2 gold for plaza
>tfw begging the high level dude with enchanted muscles to give some
>tfw enchanted dude wants services in exchange

>>42218602
*Plates fuck

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>>42218602

>>42216724
At least he got chicken

>>42218578
Same. I just want a qt fit tall orc musclefu jesus

>>42218591
My lad. More ?

>>42211104
i wish she captured me after a battle and made me eat her pussy like a madman. id even eat her ass. wouldnt need to worry about wipping ever again

>>42217516
we don't even live in the same city and go to the same uni anymore but we're still close and go on dates sometimes

>>42217663
I did tell her back in highschool but it got really awkward when some cock spread rumours about it. Stopped talking to her for a while then because I was a dumb 17 year old but before that we always sat together and hang out

also she's planning on starting gym next semester and she wants me to teach her

>>42218910
Too late anon she definitely got dicked by tyrone

>>42218822
attack

>The guy who types IDKFA to get all gains.

>>42210751
>caught the admin spawning in gains before a raid

>>42219116
>that guy who IDDQD'd himself into female showers

>>42210992
I'd take that over the fucking redguards screaming over voice chat in my guild
>I have to ask you to stop that... shouting

>>42212022
Wait, and they haven't been shut down or fined yet?

>join planet fitness
>most useful lifts disabled
>design is shit. Everything is purple
>community is shit
>admins only care about money
EA, never again

>>42210751
>entered gym for daily ranked matchmaking
>be only platinum gym member on team, everyone else is gold's gym tier
>highest ranked player, so i asserted myself and just hovered over my best role until time ran out
>suddenly passive aggressive fuckwit was like "dude i wanted bench"
>team starts flaming each other during lift selection
>3 squat, 1 deadlift, 1 bench
>mfw we had no support so the barbell kept falling

>>42213607
>unit testing underflow bug when reracking weights
>committed to prod branch
>mfw everyone curls INT_MAX at my gym now

>>42220183
REE how do i be perfect /fit/+/g/ like you I wanna be a /fit/ programmer too

>>42220217
i'm bad at both, don't be me.

>>42218910
>also she's planning on starting gym next semester and she wants me to teach her
Do not fuck this up

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>>42210751
>tfw musclemonster GFs don't exist
>tfw you'd probably be gay if men could bear children and had tits and hips

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>>42213635
Forgot part 2

>attempted the Starting Strength Linearized Progression
>mfw overhead press is non-differentiable

>>42210840
Manlets are susceptible to aoe tho so if you have the miasmancer staff you can just gas them with protein flatulence

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>finally become King of Manlets
>crawl out of the pit
>the entire gym is waiting for me to spawn so they can farm me

What the fuck am I supposed to learn from this???

>that guy who tried to make an aethstetic player model in character creation but the model just gets more and more fucked up as he makes progress.

>>42212022
Tell them you're a Dwarf.
Most gyms don't want to be swarmed by a horde of manlets due to one grudge getting out of hand

>>42210751
>want to join the High Council at my gym
>have to prove myself by clearing the local Planet Fitness of feral landwhales
>bring my favorite enchanted dumbbell dagger
>stab first landwhale
>fat closes around handle
>dumbbell dagger disappears inside landwhale
>doesn't show up in the body search menu
>have to flee the Planet Fitness via a trapdoor

Where the fuck am I supposed to find another dagger with that enchantment? I still haven't ranked up within my gym.

>>42220271
They also are very vulnerable to heightism procs. You don't even have to cast a dedicated spell you just need to make sure your team doesn't have any manlets in it. It's a great passive for farming the pit.

>>42220331
>want to join high council
>have to do tutorial again
explain.

>>42212517
be our hero today, anon

>>42220292
>build manlet
>not funded specifically for pvp and range raids
high level manlet class is great in projectile heavy metas. your hitbox makes you fucking impossible to hit

>>42220183

Kekked HARD

>>42220331
>trying to brute force it
>not picking pizza day to do it
>not attacking when landwhales are eating their cheat day pizza
>not using a fortify gains x10000 potion on yourself
>not talking to the token buff planet fitness NPC first
You deserved it. Tell me the enchantment wasn't poison damage, it doesn't effect the landwhales

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>>42213635
>>42213665

words cannot explain the feels i feel inside right now

>>42220369
>be level 19 alchemist
>doing Planet Fitness questline
>prepared protein elixirs and deadlift's tincture for raid
>this was before the GNC cash shop sold creatine root, so the DT was fucking EXPENSIVE
>mfw i learned smith machines have 65% deadlift resist

we all have our dumb gym council quest stories

>that guy who does 8 hour arm workout

You do realize you get lower exp for doing baby weights? idiot

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>go to gym with bro
>decide to craft some protein shakes
>we sit down to make them
>as we keep grinding them, more and more people come
>set up shop and sell them to passer-bys
>very firm values in the shop
>share profit equally, we all create the equal amount of shakes
>customer wants a shake
>we are all going to make it

>>42220676
kek

>finally join ranked gyms after playing casual for so long
>lmao I know all the lift patterns gonna get sorted into a platinum rank gym after a couple reps
>still in silver 1
Man what is with this damn ranking system

>>42212634
:(

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>>42214109
so you didn't realy fill the void , did you

>load into PvP (powerlifter v powerlifter) server
>Get really far, fuck up tons of scrubs, but get wasted by a lower lvl with epic loot
>six weeks later he gets banned for hacking

Well

>be me, powerlifter bearmode with gay4twinks custom skin and no homo DLC
>log into crossfit servers for shit and giggles
>cream all of them figuratively and literally
>everyone starts accusing me of hacking
LMAO fucking DEX scrubs

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>>42221115
>no homo DLC

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>that guy who forgot to take off his armor for increased movement before he started his cardio

>walk into gym on squat day
>forget to bow to the delt queen
>royal swiss gym guards throw me in dungeon

>be me
>manlet horde, latino thicc mode
>slaughtering hundreds of lanklet alliance newbies on respawn

feels good

>scammed noobs of their noob gains again
They easily fall for the ol' "trade me your gains I'll double them"

>>42219033
I'm black, she's asian

>>42211911
i don't know witch one he is referring to but my favorite is Exiled Knight by Nezumi.

>guy told me he could double my gains
>gave it all to him, was pretty nervous
>he beats me up with MY OWN GAINS
>makes me suck his dick

Sucker didn't realize I stole them back when I swallowed.

>>42211084
snu snu

>>42221988
Ahh the good ol' sucking glitch. I legit sucked every guy's gains around the gym, and then called them a faggot homo when they wanted to suck mine

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>be me
>going to gym
>see a qt
>talk to her
>she doesn't say anything
>talk to her more
>she's more and more interested in me
>I ask her if she wants to go on a date
>she nods
>fuckyea.mp3
>take her out to dinner
>take her back to my place
>go down on her
>have sex
>ask her how it was
>hear a deep man's voice "HAHAH I'M A DUDE! SAY HELLO TO YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING NERD!"
>mfw

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>>42210751

>that korean curl-bro that used a root kit and got the gym super-user
>turned all the cages and benches into curl racks
>restricted my gym privileges to the sauna and the pool
>sweat out all my gains, now the gooks are bigger than me
>fellow korean curl-bros get authenticated and granted access to cardio-bunny pussy partition
>mfw exiled and my gym got rice'd

>>42222250
>not having a real time backup of your gym on RAID 5
never gonna make it

>>42220676
thats genius

>>42214006
holy shit

>>42214006
I got that reference kek

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>>42213635

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>that fat guy who got banned for using the DNP cheat
>mfw he died anyways

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>mfw i missed the annual manlet battle royale
>later that day my pet manlet died because i forgot to give him his food (protein bar + glass of milk)

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>forgot knife at home today so can't reach top speed on treadmill

>>42222343
RAID is not a backup you plen

>>42224079
>not using RAID for backup
lad..

>tfw a manlet's height potion wore off right in the middle of the last phase of the Beta Basher raid

lmao he got kicked out and missed out on the massive protein points you get for being gym first

>>42211746
>>42211887
>tfw I dream of dominating a pure untouched orc grill
>tfw no results for female:orc female:rape female:defloration

>>42217724
>sfx suddenly changes to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw2kKyJu9gY

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>>42210751
w2c orc gf?

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>meet cardio bunny while grinding
>married gym gf in aerobic room
>meet irl, mfw when it's a man.

>internet was down in my town so started up gym in offline mode
>tfw steam didn't sync up my gains with the cloud

>>42211806
>chiseled abs
>fat tits
hot diggity damn

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>>42217693
>Last set
>Music changes to
https://youtu.be/WiST_CY8Zo4

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>>42213968
thanks man. it's kind of annoying wading through all the garbage posts on account of it being tumblr, but this is probably the best source of femorcs around

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>gymbro hasn't signed back on in two years

>that powerlifter with a receding hairline and no visible muscles but min maxes to 4 pl8 bench

Powerlifter spec are jokes

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>>42210947

>>42220011
In my hometown there is an actual Planet Fitness right below the EA office. I cross the street whenever I walk by

>>42217162
I'll enjoy her tight pussy after you bitch out of being a man

>>42210992
>lifting at an f2p gym
sure is peasant in here

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>been lifting for 6 months, started f2p, grinding my way up
>some skinny faggot starts coming in 3 weeks ago with heirloom gear (artifact headband and blender bottle)
>free enchants from his max level powerlifting buddies
>gets into the best guild in the gym because his quarterback brother is an officer
>he does a brosplit 2x a week and is already bigger than me
Meanwhile I've been grinding 4 hrs a day spawn camping the manlet pit and doing the repeatable quest 'When Will They Learn?' and these fucking pay2win cunts and their buddies make the gains I do in a month in two days. Mods need to balance this shit or no one's going to keep playing

>>42228426
>>42210851
>>42210798
Top kek

>>42228471
Why don't you just git gud ? Some rare manlets drop growth hold items, but the drop rate is like 0.00001%. Just use that for easy gains lmao

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>>42218279
>tfw got a sick rare belt skin from my 1524th crate opening

What do you guys think of the new manlet battle system? I thought it would be pretty tight at first but then all my manlets died the first time I attempted a battle with the receptionist and I gave up.
Plus I'm getting pretty tired of seeing skellies hanging around outside the gym trying to catch rare manlets.
I miss when they were just non-combat pets

>>42228565
The problem with that is the high level lifters spawn camp the fuck out of all the rare manlets hoping to get a height potion drop to sell so its about impossible to tag one.
However I did just get into a mid tier oly platform raiding guild so things are looking up.
>tfw they made me respec to heal and now I have to show up to the gym with five gallons of milk every day
gains are gains though.

>>42223037
the words
>my pet manlet died
are probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site

>>42228667
Anon you dun goofed. You can'r win against the receptionist unless you use the "tip" battle item.
Also, I think it's a good system, good battlers are gonna win anyways against skellys with rare manlets if they breed the manlets properly. EV-IV training lad

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>>42217162
It's time she knows.
Either look back with regret for the rest of your life or live knowing you tried.

>>42210751
>that guy who wears a sleeveless hoodie (with the hood on) and leggings to the gym and proceeds to work out in this attire

>>42210751
>that guy doing 5 different types of curls for one hour with 10kg dumbbells and a lifting belt

>that arabic guy who does explosive movements in all his lifts

Anyone using the new passives you get from clothing sets? I'm considering using the gym fuccboi set (obnoxiously colored shorts, tank and snapback) mostly for the +1 to mirin checks although the gymrat set (hoodie, lifting belt and lifting shoes) has a decent +1 gains generation.

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>Rp'ing as a grill so beta cucks gift me gains
>One lanklet offers me all his gains to be his gf
>steal his gains then report him to admins for harassment
>mfw he logs into his alt and tries again

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>>42217693

>>42222488
that kid who took too many vitamins after seeing it on /fit/ right?

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To everyone posting ORC chicks, fuck you.

I thought i was just a normal dude that could only get turned on by normal stuff..

wtf is this why is dick diamonds.

?????????

>>42217273
jej

>>42231241
Welcome to 4chan newfriend

>>42231289
i've been here for about 5 years now

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>>42231241

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>>42231304
Well I refuse to believe that claim, and so would anyone else. It's okay to be new , friend

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>>42231336
I was here when moot was still moot.

Also wtf is that shit

>>42231322
Stahp pls

>>42231353
What do you mean "wtf is that shit" ? She is a cute girl if you can't see

>>42231353
>claims isn't a newfag
>surprised that he's attracted to orc girls
Pick one mate

>Can't catch sleep so decide to play a match of ranked
>2am so queue in master takes over 40 minutes
>get placed with 2 agility build platinum manlets and a silver skeleton with less than 10h at ghe gym
>get run over at everything except the cardio round

Never again

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>>42231241
nothing abnormal about liking delicious femorcs anon

>that guy who tries to max out all of his stats and ends up with a lvl 100 character with no specialties
>And he still looks dyel af

>>42232740
>that guy who didn't train in barbell at all and kept missing all his BB lifts
>later calls it shit dice roll design

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>>42210815
>she just wants to be a pretty gril and those bitches laugh at her

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>>42217749
under rated

>>42234654
Elves really are the worst

>>42212102
That bread looks fucking delicious.

>have to walk through free section to get to PvP area
>bombarded with "10reps pls" and offers to trade cardio for lifting gains

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>>42210955
>>42210941
>>42210815
>>42211129
/fit/ truly made me a homosex

>>42236115
this is a fantastic post, good extrapolation and meme

>>42212634
Underrated

>>42211521
growth stimulator is a joke from the devs, it's just a postit with the words "grow, grow, grow" written on it

>>42211199
Fucking golden

>>42211806
Too much fat

>>42213665
>deep down you know that you don't deserve someone like that because you're just a self absorbed egotistical, arrogant asshole that thinks he is too good for other people because you think you're destined for greater things
Why is life so hard bros?

>>42231353
Moot left like 1 year ago.

>>42236278
Jesus christ, those legs
god damn

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>be DYEL
>still haven't finished a single workout because I'm just too weak
>I can feel everyone staring at me every time I fail, but not this time, this time I'll make it for sure
>adjust the rack and start lifting
>start lifting really fast to show off, a few people notice
>"Wait, hang on a sec dude..."
>oh fuck
>"What settings you got this on bro?!"
>Try to get him to back off by mumbling, "Sh-shut up, tryhard."
>"EEEEH!? ANON'S LIFTING ON EASY MODE?"
>"AHAHA BRUH WHO EVEN LIFTS ON EASY MODE THAT SHIT'S FOR KIDS"
>drop weights and run out of the gym as fast as I can

>>42213712
Most people are bisexual at some degree. The society oppresses it to prevent degeneracy though

>>42229272
This. Always take chances brehs

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>>42210815
That pic made me really fucking sad

>that guy who wasted years of gains over terrible nutrition latency

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>>42210751
> last series of lifting.
>last boss theme starts playing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2uyWOlKGcM

>gymbro turned out to be the final boss who wanted to enslave all manlets
>no option to join his side

>started lifting a week ago
>just finished 2338th set of unweighter hyperextensions
>can now deadlift 400kg

wew

>>42228150
come back to /fit/ when you're older, you dumb underage LARPer

>>42229272
what if i fuck up?

>stake pk'd a roider for his gains
>now 6'5 350lbs

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>>42220271

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>>42211806
GOBURIN

>gym owner bans the local sorcerer because he kept animating the treadmills to help him rack his weights
>sorcerer is furious and turns some of the squat racks into mimics
>gym owner can't afford an exterminator so he just lathers up some manlets in a mixture of bleach and rat poison and lets them loose in the weight room
>poor bastards never stood a chance

Now I have to squat in a mixture of blood, bleach, and metallic vomit.

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>jan 1st
>doing my annual free trimming scan
>turbonerd gives me the inzer belt from his preorder package
>disconnect from gym
>it's spec'd for +40% hamstring strength
>the gym owner has reporting disabled
lmao just lmao

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>>42213635
tfw you have to wait a few more days for your tomboy fix

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>>42210815
>tfw thinkin of her hurtin

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>>42231322
MOAR

>>42231353
I've been here 11 years.

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>>42211023
>throwing the weights at each other.

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>new update was supposed to buff incline flyes by 25%
>decimal was in the wrong place
>they were buffed by 25x
>skellies were benching 260kg
>lost my squat pb in the rollback

why the fuck do i train here

>>42218103
>>42218155
Seriously, how do I get my charm up?

I've got STR at 45, STE at 60, and SPE at 75, but grinding by talking to the receptionist doesn't seem to be helping. I've already completed every bench quest like 5 times over.

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>>42236278
nothing gay about wanting those strong thighs rapped around you bud