embarassing stories

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>>42208516
>a big guy come
4 U
U

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>go to gym
>squat day
>head over to squat rack
>its occupied by a guy in basketball shorts and a t shirt
>ask how many sets he has left
>he mumbles quietly something i cant hear and avoids eye contact
>whatevs, I go clear some floor plates away to get warmed up
>look over to rack a minute later
>the guy is doing OHP...
>OHP... in the squat rack...
>i can see people all over the gym pointing him out to their gymbros and people nearby
>everyones face

I kinda felt bad for him, and almost went over to say something, but I didn't want to be the one to break it to him in front of the whole gym.

>>42208546
>tfw I started barbell curling, ohping, and shrugging in the squat rack
>a few other people started copying me as the weeks went by
>now just as many people curl and OHP as squat

>>42208516
that lady looks like my mom.

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>>42208574
Can I fuck your mum please?

People who don't power clean their bars up for ohp are bitchmade.

>>42208594
Prolly not. She's 45, did almost 20 years in the Corps, and has a bf. She would break you.

You're free to try though.

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>>42208546
DELET THIS

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>>42208606
>my mom's BF

>>42208636
yeah, kinda cucky for the bf. but then that's the shit you sign up for when you enlist in the few, the proud, the bullet sponge.

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>>42208516
>go to the gym
>we all know each other, mood is good
>someone walks in
>virginwalks.png
>he literally fits everything in the description
>we smile a bit but hey, he's trying to improve
>the guy try double cables to do biceps
>suddenly he fucks up, he starts to turn around, rolling one cable around his neck
>SUDDENLY THE CABLE BREAKS WEIRDLY SOMEWHERE
>HE'S BEING PULLED UP BY THE NECK AND HE'S BASICALLY HUNG
>TFW WHEN WE HAVE A CORPS HANGING AT THE GYM TO WARN ANY VIRGIN

>Press day
>Trying to rep out bodyweight
>All racks taken
>"No problem, I'll just clean the bar on a platform"
>Ask guy squatting if I can use the platform
>He says ok
>Gives me weird looks during all of my sets

Wtf was his problem?

>>42208516
>go to squat rack
>warms ups going nice
>get to working loads
>feeling great
>go for new PR
>holy shit 10 sets on highest weight
>load up more
>fail on 4th rep
>drop BB into safety bars
>look at my reflection in mirror
>absolutely disgusting human being looking back at me

>>42208708
What kind of looks was he giving you anon ?

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>in gym
>1 am every day
>only 1-2 other people there normally
>familiar faces
>new guy comes in
>cowboy hat, boots, t shirt with holes, blue jeans
>oh boy
>comes over to free weights when I'm at
>starts doing dumbells flys to heavy
>at rep 5 he dropped them and went WOOOO
>thick southern accent (South Carolina)
>left weights on ground
>goes to standing cable curl does basically the same thing
>then goes and does dumbells flys
>then standing cable curl
>then ohp
>then bench press
>then ohp
>then bench press
>all in 5 minutes each one too heavy for him so he drops the weight and "wooos"
>goes to water fountain
>leaves
Never saw him again but man I wish I took my phone in the gym I would have recorded him
>mfw

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>>42208546
OHP? I believe you mean The Press™

>>42208701
>corps
>corpse

>>42208811
its clearly a CNN meme

>>42208817
What is a CNN meme ?

>>42208574
Post nudes of your mommy

>>42208960
:^)