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Apex men to strive to be.

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Got the gains, the money and the girls. Makes it all seem pointless to try to reach the unattainable.
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>>42206317
>3 heart attacks
>needs to pay women to sleep with him
>manlet
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>>42206336
i think you only need to pay the first few batches of whores.
then subsequent whores will either think you are rich ripped alpha chad, or a good opportunity to get instagram follows.
its like buy advertising, it pays for itself.
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You shouldn't strive to be a trust fund baby, it's not like you can go back in time and make your parents rich
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>>42206317
This guy is a total faggot. Never had to earn anything in his life. Never had to build himself up. Never faced a real problem that money couldnt solve. This guy is a bitch in a man body. If this faggot actually ran into a real alpha his weak frame and propped up self image would crumble within seconds. This guy is nothing but an immature walking dollar bill living on daddy bux.
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>>42206317
nigga look like Caesar from Planet of the Apes
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>>42206345
but he can become an above average card player and play highstakes against rich dudes that suck at poker but just chasing excitement in life....i don't know how you get the money to start without trustfund tho desu
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>>42206317
>Small dick trust fun babby brainlet who should do humanity a favor and kill himself
If this is your role model you should do likewise.
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>>42206357

That's what he says he does. In actuality he's just pulling in all the off shores money his pops was locked away for. If you didn't already know, his father is in prison for tax evasion. The poker thing is a front to bringing that shit home.
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>>42206317
>apex man
>not THE Chad
top lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po5B_elq7p8
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>>42206375
i don't understand how tax evasion works.
how is father in prison if the money is still accessible.
so they money is in another country, the usa wants to tax it. they send you to jail for trying to not pay tax, but they can't touch the money and your family still has access?
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>>42206357
>above average card player

I thought he lost millions playing poker and his accountants made him quit?
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>>42206453
lose 1 mill, make 2 mill.
if he already has 50mill (example numbers), any accountant would try to tell you not to play super highstakes.

but another anon just saying poker was a lie to bring in family offshoremoney.. and i guess that doesn't contradict what you said, he could really go to games and lose publicly, but just laugh it off that he wins other times.

he have siblings that are similarly rich?
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His dad is a slimy numbers guy that made money disappear.. you would have to be a moron to believe he's even capable of accomplishing the whole poker story
He's also the embodiment of overcompensating for height
..Yes I would love to have that kind of money but I really do believe I'd live a more fulfilling life than he is
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>>42206375

His dad gave him enough money to live off forever. The poker thing is just so that he can claim something other than "trust fund leech" when people ask where he got his money. If he actually had to live off poker winnings he would go broke pretty quick, I doubt he is even positive lifetime.
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>>42206421
This is like a masterclass, thank you
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>>42206449
The money is in an off shore trust. Unlike a conventional bank account, a trust cannot be confiscated by the government.
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Pic not related right?
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>>42206421
>literally named Chad Johnson
holy shit I can't believe this is a real person, I always thought Chad was more of an idea.
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>>42206466
He has a brother who revoked his US citizenship and is also a "professional" poker player. He currently lives in a country without income tax.
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>>42206421
>Named Chad
>Is a super Chad
I love this guy

>all those butthurt guys
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>>42206342

Lol, instagram "models" are literally prostitutes. He pays them alright. Not to mention he also pay porn stars, like that one chick whose leg he broke a few years ago.
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>>42206357
>an above average card player

I thought we were talking about Dan Bilzerian?
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>>42206421
Dude is hella funny.
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What if this guy is a irl Bruce Wayne and all this shit is an act?
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>>42206762
cause we'd have to hear news about a vigilante too
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>>42206317
le monke?
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>>42206347
>Demonstrating that a lot of /fit/ values (testosterone, extreme masculinity, being alpha) and their subsequent prejudices (men with defined jaws, broad shoulders, height, narrow waists, thick wrists/necks are better/more alpha people) are total fucking garbage.

Doing God's work, one post at a time.
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>>42206421
This dude is badass. Would be the best kind of bro to have
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>>42206317
>Got the gains, the money and the girls.
and the HPV
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>>42206317
I only need to have enough money so I don't have to care about money. And I only need one waifu at a time.

Don't really need any of that other shit.
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>>42206317

MAYBE IF YOU KNEW HOW TO USE A GODDAMN OXFORD COMMA, YOUR LIFE WOULDN'T BE SO SHIT.

english teacher on roids
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>>42206866

Everybody but you has HPV you virginfag
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>>42206421
Jesus christ, how are all of these dudes just rolling over. He shits on them and they just nod and smile, it's hilarious.
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>>42206317
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>>42206899
hello coalburner trap
how are your sti's
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>>42206955

Never fucked a black girl in my life.

But you know every single college chad/stacy has HPV right?

But if clinging to your virginity is really important, I support your decision. Keep yourself pure kiddo.
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>>42206421
what a boss, wish i could hang with him
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>>42206977
This, and like 20% of them have herpes
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>>42206977
>HPV
your country didn't have a government program to vaccinate girls for HPV?

(mad that they didn't vaccinate the boys. wtf, we could still get cancer from it too)
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>>42206576
this, prostitution has many fancy names these days, but it's still whores fucking for money
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>>42206890
That book doesn't even have ANY WORDS!!
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This man needs Jesus... if there even is one
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>>42206336
you forgot
>inherited all of his money
>never done an honest days work in his life
>fridgemode
>only 5'3"
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>>42206421
holy fuck this is awesome
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>>42206421
is he the alpha of all alphas, brehs?
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>>42207407
>thinking government vaccines aren't intended to cause brain damage and suppress your immune system.
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>>42207452
>5'3
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>>42207452
This is not true. Both on the extreme side are going to be upset (really short or really tall).
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>>42207423
Don't need words when you've got feet like this
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>>42206421
What the actual fuck? All of those guys were turbo-Chads and he made them look like they browse r9k. This guy has transcended mere Chadness.
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>>42208749
turbo chads?

being fit and good looking doesn't make you a chad you dumb faggot.
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>>42208749
They were fake Chads. Barely even Brads.
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>>42206421
>we are a bunch of butthurt dudes and we are gonna confront you, slightly.
Kek
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>>42207452
you forgot
>spends more money in a week than you make in a year
>fucks more girls in a week than you will in your entire life
>looks more muscular getting out of bed than you do with a pump and good lighting
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>>42206421
i expected some kind of douche-bro but he actually seems fun to be around
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>>42209126
>take 1 month trip to thailand
>fuck more girls than he will in a life time

Luckily there is the prostitute cheat
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>>42206336
Dude he's 5'3 thats not even manlet territory, he's a turbo ultra midget
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>>42206421
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>>42206421
meh
just another staged tv show for normies that need excitement in their boring life

would be nice if real
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>>42209126
>>spends more money in a week than you make in a year
>Pls take my imaginary token of gratitude
Sounds alpha as fuck
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>>42209126
and yet he still needs to cry for attention

also how old is he? why no family? who are his true friends and not after his money?
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>>42206317
Is apex the new slang for trap because that man on the left is pretty apex.
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>>42206421
>life ain't all blueberries and paper airplanes know what I mean

Fucking kek
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>>42206421
>whatever guy like me stole your girlfriend, it wasnt me

top fuckin kek
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>>42209126
A man is measured by the value he creates. This guy is null.
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