great thread faggot
>1rm
>>42204306
>>42204339
>>42204339
Needs to go further beyond.
>Elmer's glue
>Gorilla glue
>Carpenter's caulk
>>42204328
If I wanted humor I'd ask you if you were sexually active, but I'll save that awkward situation for your doctor
>>42204306
asians always so brutal on weight and being real fuaek
>>42204359
>>42204306
>>42204306
>ding
>dong
>li
kek
requesting the one where anon's swole friend gets haunted by indian spirits and beats up a ghost
>>42205056
>>42204355
Never seen this one before, and it's fucking great.
Hoo boy
>>42205668
>>42205683
>>42204339
I laughed way too hard at this
>>42204476
and this
>>42205668
It amazes me how pathetic /fit/ has become.
>>42205683
Fuck, glad I avoided that thread
>>42205668
That's not even funny. It's just sad. I'm sad.
>>42205668
Hey I made that :D
Depressing as fuck but then again, par for the course in my book
>>42205668
fucking /r9k/
>>42204355
Fresh, I like it
>>42204359
Even with the edited version this till makes me mad
>>42205836
>not posting in one of the few great /fit/ threads of recent times
>>42205668
>I love you for you who are
wat
I always find snaps the funniest thing on this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LUFbjh7Z0c
>>42206264
Man that fucking sound is so gruesome.
>>42206296
It made me kek
>>42205056
Kek, good one anon
>>42204306
>>42205056
Fucking lmao
>>42205817
>has become
>implying it wasn't always
Hownew.ru
>>42206264
My elbows hurt looking at this
>>42206744
kek
Does anyone have the reverse of this.
>>42206061
Thanks reddit
Anyone have the comic where the guy offers his coworker to work out but then says "Nah, I like myself" along with the /fit/ edit where he gets a stroke?
>>42205056
>>42204359
Do you have the "sorry to hear about your stroke, Carl"?
>>42206255
Sex daily
>>42205668
>implying I love myself for who I am
>implying I'd be happy with a gf with no expectations
Fuck your mediocrity. Self hate is the only way forward.
>>42206050
god i love these please post all your virgin vs chad pics
>>42207155
>>42206841
yeap
>>42205668
perfect for reddit
>>42205668
It's funny how screencaps are even more pathetic when you witnessed the original stuff.
>>42206264
oh god that poor man
>>42207267
Like this one.
>>42207237
>>42207267
look at me im an oldfag
>>42206841
Is this what you mean anon?
>>42207237
kek
>>42206264
>that popping
>>42207299
that thread was 3 days ago nigger
>>42206264
>arching your legs
Not even once
>>42204494
kek
>>42207327
oh look at me
>>42205668
>>42207212
explain?
>>42205668
oh man I was the first reply to that post. I'm there on top left. feels famous.
>>42207634
way to go, ya blew it
>>42204306
Fucking based. What is this from?
>>42207169
Classic.
>>42206050
>sweats too much
delete this
>>42205668
>>42207634
It's not even the same filename you lying piecce of shit.
>>42205668
>mildly sad misworded post
>hundreds of replies
>capped for plebbit
you faggots ruin everything
>>42206264
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SQUAT TODAY WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS
>>42204494
Hold up is this your photo, cause it's the Y in Waterloo?
>>42207836
kys weeaboo
>>42207850
>>42204359
>>42205056
C'MON
>>42207155
>then I take and i an ice cold slap myself shower if i even think about skipping my workout
?
>>42204306
>>42207674
I live for this show.
Its If You Are The One (Fei Cheng Wu Rao 非诚勿扰) a Chinese dating game show.
It airs on Australian Tv with English subtitles which makes it quite meme worthy.
https://wishcrys.com/2014/12/15/negotiating-love-and-life-on-fei-cheng-wu-raoif-you-are-the-one-9-existential-navigations/
https://themeaningoflarf.com/2014/07/31/if-you-are-the-one-and-only/
>>42205668
I never realised /fit/ is so pathetic and focused to be loved....
Like it would be really that hard to find a girl to love and fuck with.
Is this really all your mount everest?
>>42207867
>>42207867
Thanks man
>>42207608
>explain
People shilling weight loss head phones is a thing.
would /fit/ eat here?
>>42207876
no, whenever anyone sees so many replies to one post, they feel the compulsion to add their own because they're wastes of life who want to be in a redditor's screenshot
>>42207887
Oh boy, this brings back memories. Do you have the complete backstory as well ?
And by chance, also the fit /playlists/ thst were compiled. The one with carly rae jepsen i'm looking for. I think it was volume 3.
>>42207915
More Rips
>>42207904
>16$ for a bunch of veggies in pita bread.
How many big macs, cheese burgers and chicken macdos can you get for that?
>>42207976
Kek, good explanation
>>42207951
wow i hate zyzz now
>>42207904
>Eggplant Parmesan Panini
I could devour one of those right now
>>42208005
>pick up that can
>>42207858
me on the right
>>42207971
yeah
>>42208010
>he liked zyzz in the first place
>>42208074
oh no
>>42208074
bahahaha...
>>42207902
>>42207902
I remember those, something about neuro-technology used to build muscle. Flat out stupid.
>>42208112
>there are people on /fit/ who find this funny
>>42208121
I'd suck the protein out of that MtF so hard her lungs would collapse.
No homo though, it's feminine dick.
>>42208153
>no brocon little sis
>>42208098
goddammit, rob liefeld is such a hack
pic related
>>42204306
>ding dongli
>>42207902
One of them biohackers, I see
im going to try making these someday
>>42208297
Thats complete fucking bullshit. With all that stuff you bought there you could literally do 10 Burgers, almost 3 cokes and 4 fries packs
>>42208297
>healthy coke
wait, people actually believe that crap?
also
>18.81
>implying you can't use a lot of that stuff for multiple servings
whoever made this shit is either retarded or a troll
>>42204306
I fucking love If You Are The One. The guys don't succeed as much as I like but it's fantastic when the girls get too picky or uppity and Grandpa Meng starts dropping bombs.
>>42204493
Seriously, I guess it's a cultural thing.
>>42208297
>1kg potatoes
>995g of salt
>600g mayo
>100g mustard
>200g houmous
>300g patty
>6 seeded buns
>43g of bun seeds even though the buns were already seeded
>implying they'll even eat the lettuce but fine, a whole fucking lettuce
>1 liter of olive oil
>1.25 liters of coke
>1210g potato mash
if that's one serving then it's no wonder they're fat as fuck
>>42205683
I was in that shit, nice cap of it
>>42204306
>Ding Dongly
Does anyone have the cap of the guy who thought 'start with your bodyweight' meant to load up the bar with weight equal to his own and won a free trip to snap city?
>>42204494
It is a great song for the last set though, and im not even remotely religious.
>>42208358
>>42208347
>This place is so flooded with normies and newfags most people can't understand ironic shitposting anymore
smdh.
>>42208443
Maybe this place will get some kind of good information now instead of only bro science.
>>42205683
That was fucked
>>42204493
Apparently their clothes labels instead of saying small/ medium/ large say something like small /normal /fat
>>42208440
Seconding this request
>>42207304
>>42207867
>>42208297
>weight loss patties
we're all gonna make it
>>42208509
Finally, a glimpse into the potato golem workout!
OC
>>42208153
Anybody knows how this thread ended?
>>42208682
>unfucked
life fucks us daily
>>42207951
>implying gains don't require hard work and dedication if you are on roids
Of course it does. The way to get those extra unnatty gains is to train harder than a natty could.
>>42208297
most fucking stupid thing i've ever seen
>>42208756
kek the delusion
>>42208671
What do you mean finally? You can see him work out in like 60 of the episodes.
>>42208454
>bro science.
The best kind. I'll take the advice of Tyler Liftserson over Dr. Dyelsenstein any day.
>>42208796
Yeah, only it's you who's delusional. You clearly haven't done your research on gear.
>>42207876
>>42205817
>Implying most of fit isn't doing it for this
>>42208858
The double delusion
>>42207866
>he doesn't take ice cold, slap yourself showers
>>42208153
i think this is supposed to be your next gift from her !
>>42204306
>>42207876
Its been the everest for countless men throughout the ages you special snowflake chad larper.
You probably have the emotional depth of a puddle. I'm sure you equate a good dick sucking with a genuine act of love. You've probably never been in a relationship where you've actually been in love... I'd wager you don't even have the capacity to genuinely experience it.
>>42207867
>>42209019
I don't have any fedora images saved so I'm just going to wish you a fine day, good sir!
>>42208167
They do look oddly hot for a mtf. They usually look like complete shit.
Wonder how long it lasted.
>>42208509
Is he disabled?
>>42209073
Probably
>>42209043
Cool comeback faggot. Hope you feel better after you go on /r9k/ and shitpost about your fake job and girlfriend.
>>42209094
>This projection has got me so low
>He keeps it up I just might tell him so
>>42209073
Depends what you mean by that. If you are asking if he's mentally retarded, no. If you mean physically then pretty much, because he has torn both biceps, both quads and both pecs and his ROM is garbage now.
Also mentally ill and can't admit he is dying from liver failure due to HGH abuse.
>>42208297
Why do you need a bigmac?
>>42208509
>>42209090
>>42209172
Who is he ?
>>42209314
Golem. Someone traded Graveller from another gym
>>42209314
A golem. If you ever see him, remember to tell him 'get ye gone'
>>42209339
>>42209339
KEK/10
>>42208454
ikr fit is where i go to get good quality info
>>42205056
>>42208443
Yea. On the upside its really easy to get (you)s now from posting dumb shit
>>42205668
I asked to be in the SCREENCAP!
>>42208024
wish i knew my grandpaps
>>42205668
god that's pathetic
why even bother engaging in self improvement if you haven't got the basic down that unconditional love is a nonexistent
>>42209090
/ourguy/
>>42208509
get ye gone golem!!!
>>42205683
I'm fucking shocked and at a loss for words...
The internet was a goddamn mistake
>>42207919
>Roid rage
KEK
>>42209339
Best OC in this thread.
>>42208074
My sides
>>42206703
There should be a set of these haha
>>42207878
FACE HEIGHT FRAME
>>42208297
>0.95+2.99+1+0.65+1+1.2+1.7+1.9+4.82= 16.21
Fatties can't even do math right
>>42204306
>So I don't meet your requirement?
"Correct. Also you're 37, so you stopped meeting my requirements about 10 years ago"
>>42208137
Great so I'm good to do some snatches
>>42207817
low tier
>>42207237
Reminds me of this
>>42205683
>and this is where i keep turkey
fucking lel
>>42205683
I used to be heavy into keeping and breeding reptiles when I was in high school
I never bred roaches, but a lot of people do to feed their lizards and shit. Now that I'm not into that hobby anymore I see how weird that concept is, but the roaches in the pet food trade are flightless and can't climb anything.
Still weird, but not as weird as you think
>>42210008
Did you include tax?
>>42206744
Why the fuck does this trigger me so badly?
>>42208135
kek
>>42205668
>mfw finally part of a screencap
>>42206050
this hits wayy to close, fuck you
>>42208297
>healthy salt
>>42204306
"correct"
btfo
are those real or random fakes
>>42204489
If I wanted humor, I'd read that dante dude
>>42206050
>clogs
>unable to move unless noticed
jej
>>42208682
nice meem friendo!
upboated xD
>>42208509
>when you only take 3 scoops
>>42205668
/fit/ fucking sucks. Always with the
>tfw no qt3.14 gf
How about you try to love yourselves first, you miserable fucks. woe is you - You can't stick your dick in wet holes, and you aren't being nagged all the time
>>42208297
>Hummus for "Big Mac Sauce"
confirmed as Bait
>>42209314
Lenny from the Delray Misfits youtube channel. Its a VLOG series about some very insane but interesting people. Also fucking hilarious.
>>42207876
>Like it would be really that hard to find a girl to love
Have you ever tried? Other than your mom that is. And this anon >>42209019
is right, getting your dick wet is not love.
Yes I'm fucking mad.
>>42208269
too wholesome for this world
>>42209039
after 10 + years of drought this is actually meirl
>>42204359
wait what is wrong with telling people it is ok to not be the best there is at first
>>42205668
>not even mildly related to fitness
fuck off with the /r9k/ shit
>>42205683
>mfw made the cap twice
>>42206264
Sweet Lord Jesus, have mercy
>>42204476
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>42204494
>tfw christian lifter
Too real.
>>42208509
How the fuck do you let your mobility get this bad
>>42208137
Planet fatness strikes again. That place is a fucking joke.
>>42207284
goddamn reddit
>>42205597
seconded
>>42211284
>>42205597
got you
>>42209831
this is not funny. quit shitting up the board.
>>42204494
fuck the beat played in my head
>>42208682
>>42209831
you have to go back
>>42205056
>>42207858
Me behind the desk
>>42207858
me getting kicked
>>42211308
thanks brah
>>42205683
cant believe this
>>42210157
Don't know where you're from but here in the good ole u s of a food isn't taxed unless if it's considered a ready meal, like you bought a sub from a grocery store deli. Don't know about frozen meals, but I know everything in that photo minus the coke maybe wouldn't have taxes on them.
>>42204494
Song?
>>42211681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhg2zvalXc
OC
>>42208023
What anime is this from?
I need Sth good to watch, other suggestions also welcome.
>>42206264
>>42211717
This gets memed so hard I can't even tell if this story actually happened.
Old but good
>>42205683
My fucking sides
>>42210178
Is dead?
>>42207877
If she isn't retarded, then she long ago suspected that men try their own cum.
>>42205683
This cap really doesn't do it justice. Nothing can capture what 138 replies to one post looks and feels like. That's a fuck ton of (You)s for that anon.
>>42206744
how did he take the photo?
>details
>>42207169
gold
>>42208024
based mr. earnshaw
>>42211706
Thanks mate!
>>42208631
All my jap clothes are tagged with numbers, not insulting moonrunes.
>>42204359
>shredded fuck is obviously going heavy, and trying so hard he's clenching his teeth
>meanwhile skinny fuck is barely trying and looking at others while doing his exercise
>wonders why he ain't as strong as shredded fuck
fuck this comic.
>>42211057
Because it's not saying "You're not great now, but you'll get better." It's saying "It's okay to not be that great, there's someone out there that apprectiates your medicrity."
>>42207902
I wonder if that guy is a biohacker
>>42212527
Holy shit...
She must be like 7ft tall and VERY thick.
>>42207951
This is not real. Zyzz never said this.
>>42212527
>>42211788
>>42208024
based mr earnshaw bringing the heat
>>42207169
HAHA,this fucking board, it get's me everytime.
this thread is shit
have some real giggles here anons
cheers
>>42207520
will you SHUT THE FUCK UP????!!!!
>>42205056
best version
>>42212597
>being this in denial
>>42212682
oh look at me
>>42212703
but he never said this you faggot
>>42208858
You're projecting
>>42210178
Pretty sur serbs have been jumping over knives for fun since childhood
>>42206264
>>42204476
>Hilti HY-200 Concrete Repair Mortar
>>42208074
Manlet flexing his quads in a beach pic. They truely will never learn
>>42207951
This is so fake
>>42207902
Do roids count as biohacking?
>>42207858
God I wish that were me
>>42207169
I remember this thread, it was amazing.
>>42211834
I've never tasted my own cum, fucking gross.
Have you done that? Anyone else?
>>42206264
>>42207867
>>42212618
This thread should be illegal to share.
>>42205668
>i love you for you who are
wtf is this grammar?
>>42211308
lel what the fuck am i reading.
at least i know how to deal with evil spirits now
>>42213204
>hu menting
>human thing
You're not fooling me Drath'nor, destroyer of worlds.
>>42205683
>>42205836
Dammit! I avoided that thread thinking people would just tell OP to fuck off. Those habs look really neat. I would have liked to ask raochanon about the spotted species.
>>42204359
>>42213018
yes but /fit/ is full of meat heads who lack critical thinking. seriously this board is known as the easiest to troll. i mean people seriously tip the receptionist and poison themselves with supplements.
>>42207877
Doesn't protein make cum taste bad? Or is it fat? I've always heard meat was bad, but I don't know why.
>>42213304
>easiest to troll
guess how I know you've never been to /k/
>watching a video on negative chin-up sets
>see pic related
>>42213356
Top fucking kek
>>42205202
Can I get a tldr
>>42208689
i'm proud
>>42212527
Holy Beautiful
>>42211941
wtf....is /fit/ the most newfag board?
>>42213302
nice
>>42213304
>>42213336
>mfw both komrade and fitizen
>>42211057
where are you getting "at first"?
>>42207284
What was that webm??
>>42206296
volume BAr Isn't appreaing To me... How do I switch sound on??
>>42208682
lmao he got 3 whole replies, include me in the screencap!
>>42208010
>>42207951
he was being sarcastic ya autists... He knew well that he wasn't gonna make it till 40 and didn't make a secret of it. He also didn't deny his roid usuage.
>>42213706
truly the patrician board choice my friend. good taste
>>42209019
You are a fucking idiot. Where did you get that bunch of bullshit?Gilmore Girls? Neck yourself now
>>42211231
>/Fit strikes again. That place is a fucking joke.
fixed it for you. faggot
>>42208682
Flee from sexual immorality sinner.
>>42207904
Too expensive. A good vegan meal should be cheaper than a meat meal unless it has something rare and unusual, their shit doesn't.
I feel like the tone of this thread is attracting an unsavory lot.
>>42207155
While the man's intensity is obviously a product of fantasy, the artist is completely correct that people who work out all the time are immensely insecure. If /fit/ and the plethora of normalfags I workout with who constantly fish for sympathy by putting themselves down are anything to go by.
>>42208509
someone pls explain to me wtf is going with our precious golem?
>>42205668
>>42205668
>>42205668
This thread was unfunny and lame, and has been archived for <48 hours
the current generation of under-25s can fuck off with their forced humour
>>42213791
Little girl with some physical problem with her skull taking a bubble bath.
>>42209346
filename.lol
>>42206264
I've seen a lot of these videos, and I don't understand how this happens (tendons tearing so dramatically)
Is it a chronic stress thing that develops over time akin to fractures, or do these people simply overestimate what they can lift resulting in an acute injury? I've seen fellas tear their biceps during deadlifts which seems like it must be one of the most painful things humans can experience, yet they don't really react until they've completed the lift.
>>42209346
getyegone
>>42212761
ya he did kid welcome to the friendzone [reality check]
>>42211730
Railgun 1
>>42207877
At least he already banged her
>>42214586
Normally when you squat the weakest link is the weight so it goes up, but here the weakest link was the tendons in his legs so he took a permanent trip to snap city. My hypothesis is he lifted this before and was strong enough but put too much weight onto one leg causing it to snap, then the next one pick the weight up and snapped too, which is why the pops didn't happen at the same time, possibly a form issue.
>>42208153
>hey sis I know you like schlicking of muscle guys so heres a pic of scooby and his hard flat tits.
"ding dongli"
>>42206264
>mfw i watched this just before going to squat
>>42204359
>She kisses him in his shoulder
K E K
>>42211788
>tfw brap fetish
>tfw gf has protein farts
good feels all around