I haven't gotten laid in 3 years. What's wrong with my body?

>>42202999
Your head. You have an ugly bald head. Get a hair piece.

>>42202999
>your personality

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>>42202999
1. Work chest more
2. Your bald
3. Either you're not asking girls out or your personality is trash

>>42202999
You need to be at least 50 pounds heavier to pull off the bald + beard combo even if it means being 20% bodyfat

>>42203011
>You have an ugly bald head.
This some people have a nice heard shape for bald. You're not one of them.

>>42202999
Grill here to tell you it's a 99% chance it's not your body that's keeping you from getting laid.

>>42202999
Bald and ugly face. You look short too.
Face > height > hair > frame

>>42202999
Probably personality, your body looks fantastic. Unfortunately you don't have the genetics to look good bald, I'd do something about that. But I know plenty of hot girls who date some very ugly dudes. Like, crosseyed or big lopsided noses. Might want to work on your personality. I would honestly avoid 4chan like the plague, it will corrupt you.

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>>42202999
Definitely your head shape. Pic related is the type of head shape required to pull off the bald look. Do more head training.

>>42203046
How long does it take you to decide if you would fuck a guy?

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>>42203051
Am I really THAT ugly?

>>42203069
1 second.

I look to see if the guy is black or not. All girls really want is BBC.

>>42203079
Dear god. Yes.

>>42203079
trim your beard you mong

>>42203079

You're one of those guys that went bald that would really look better with hair.

I'd get rid of the beard and go stubble, your head is egg-like.

>>42203079
You look like a red neck neo Nazi with cancer.

>>42203079
Please be shooped. I thought I had a big melon, Jesus.

>>42203079
>this is what creatine does to you

you look manlet as fuck

how tall are you?

>>42203079
Don't listen to the anons, you're slightly below average but definitely not hideously ugly.

I know dudes that look much worse than you who just put a respectable amount of effort into their hairstyles/outfits and have an outgoing personality who get girls all the time.

Just be a fun guy to be around with good fashion/outfits and you'll be fine.

>>42203136
5'11

I just have low body fat level so I look short

>>42203079
You look fine bro, just trim your beard up. It's obviously not the way you look. Im guessing it has to do with your presence. Need to work on your presence, rate of speech, tonality of voice, confidence etc etc.

>>42203151
>respectable amount of effort into their hairstyles

This board is fucking brutal

>>42203079
You're definitely not ugly. But you do need to trim that beard and go for the 5 o clock shadow or clean shaven look.

Also get more muscle mass. Work on your upper body more. Especially your chest and traps.

Your face is fine, don't worry about it, you're prime candidate to pull off the bad boy look. Right now you just look like a skin head. Also work on your style and charm.

100% because they think you're right-wing or something like that

>>42203062
This is a joke right? OP looks 10x better than this mong

>>42203160
the lightswitch is on your shoulder level on that picture

Do I look better with a shirt on?

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>>42203079
You're not ugly, you're average looking. You need hair to frame your face though.

>>42202999
How come your better looking than me, and I pull all sorts of ass? Really hot ass at that.

Not sure what to tell you bro, probably just need to work on your style/game/confidence

are you bald for a reason?

it's the baldness, 100%

>>42202999
Unfortunate head proportions and on top of it you're bald. And on top of it your naked skull is pretty ugly.
Creatine?
>>42203079
Yes.
Trash that fucking beard.
Eat more.
Don't touch your eyebrows.
Learn to squint.
If you lost hair because creatine, stop creatine at take finasteride. If you can grow anything, anything is better than your unfortunate skull.
Sadly you're pretty short too. You're living hardmode.
Stop shaving your chest. At most, trim it.
>dat comb next to the mirror
the ironing

How much money do you have? You can get hair transplants for ~$5000 if you do it in Turkey or Thailand. I plan on doing it in the next year or two even though my net worth isn't that high at all.

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>>42203200
Sorry, here's the pic

>>42202999
you need to wear a hat. that is one ugly ass dome.

>>42202999
Nothing you're retarded with women.

>>42203219
a little better, but all I see is an egg-shaped man trying to shows his forearm veins. Cringe/10

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>>42203206
Yeah I started losing my hair when I was 19 so I decided to buzz it down

>>42203219
you look like a loli pop and your facial features look to soft too pull off the bald w/ beard look so it comes off terribly

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This is my profile pic on Tinder

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>>42203263
And this is my other pic on Tinder

>>42203244
without the beard is a little better
still, eggman
>>42203263
>top-down
so you look even shorter, great
and eat FFS

>>42203244

This looks 100 times better than the long beard

>>42203244
Op, you look way better here than you do with that stupid ass beard.

>>42203244
You look kind of cute here. You really need hair

>>42203263
That pic looks creepy. If you want to show off your body use a beach pic. You need to gain more weight and lift more anyway. Your head looks too big for your body.

>>42203263
Why does it always look like you photoshopped your face onto someone else's body.

>>42203263
nothing screams "loser" more than a bathroom selfie.

well, maybe a bathroom selfie where you're lifting your shirt.

>>42203271
this... is a joke... right?

You literally have no self awareness if it's not.

Could you guys please give me some advice on my OKC profile? I'm not getting a lot of traction there

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/unknownxv

>>42203271
>>42203263
Autism confirmed, abort thread

Lifting is your last concern.
Your personality is fucked dude. Look at your photos. All in bathroom face looks depressed. What the fuck are you doing.

Same grill again. It's not your looks. 100%.

>>42203326
I seriously hope you're just bullshitting some else at this point. No sane and functional human would post his okcupid profile here. That's beyond desperate.

>>42203160
My lightswitches are really high

>>42203244
Get a neck harness and work on making it a bit thicker. The only way bald guys ever look good is with a thick neck and strong jaw. You can start chewing falim or mastic gum to give you jaw gains

>>42203271
post a nude

>>42203333
checked

nice quads

>>42203404
Here:

http://imgur.com/a/ePMEq

All the talk online and usually in real life is on length, and that's all I ever focused on. Yet, I never had poor reactions during sex, quite the opposite in fact. I'm 5.7 inches long, but 5.5 inches in girth. My penis is gargantuan (relative to its average length) and this seems to work very well indeed. I wouldn't mind being longer too, but hey I'm happy.

Anyhow, not too much to note here, just a happy little realization.

>>42202999
Get a wig

>>42203326
FIVE
FOOT
SIX
INCHES

You're a goner buddy. Although being a midget makes for easy gains. Hop on gear since you're bald already and maybe your giant head won't look so weird on your body.

>>42203432
I've never seen anyone hold their dick like that

>>42203079

shave your beard. makes your head look like an egg

>>42203432
UHHHHHHHHH

I'm beginning to think someone found all this guys info on reddit or something and is posting all this here for laughs...
Who in their right mind actually does this

>>42203208
>finasteride

yea if you want to irreparably ruin your life

if he's already gone bald then just take MORE creatine, hair aint comin back so many as well get jacked

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>>42203432
>I'm 5.7 inches long, but 5.5 inches in girth. My penis is gargantuan (relative to its average length)

Why don't you just try to look like Johnny sins, that's one hot bald dude.

>>42203501
he's also 6 feet tall

this guy is 5 foot 6 and that's probably him estating on the internet so maybe even 5'4"

>>42203062
RRRRRANK ONE!!

>>42203326
>Hmm, why tarnish the mystery? Ask me nicely and I'll show you.

>Well...

>I guess you're not going to take no for an answer huh? Fine I'll throw you a bone.

>I can solve a Rubik's cube in about a minute. Not record shattering mind you, but pretty damn cool nevertheless.

C R I N G E

>>42203244
Keep the beard at this length and get a tan. Get a better V taper and you should look good.

>>42203271

looks like a naked fuckking baby lmfao

>>42203326
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/unknownxv

This whole thread is excellent fucking bait. Somebody is trolling this guy hard

>>42202999

> Shave beard
> Grow hair
> Put on about 10ish more lbs or so of lean muscle
> Make sure you have a good fashion sense (after seeing your bald head, I'm sure you probably don't)

>>42202999
The person inside it

>>42203079
You look sickly and healthy at the same time. Do more chest and core you balding leprechaun

>>42202999
Your hair is on upside down, my friend. Flip it back around and you should be good.

>>42203326
Say you are 5' 8" or 5' 9" something

Maybe you have shit personality

>>42203602
Calm the fuck down.

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>>42203192
>OP looks 10x better than this mong
Apologize.

>>42203079
stop worrying you're not ugly just average. trim your beard, do more volume for chest. also do more volume for your traps you need a thicker neck

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>>42203192

Nothing you look great it's probably your poor social skills and shallow personality

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>>42203326
>5'6
found the problem

>>42202999
Fade the sides of your beard into your jaw line. Let the mustache and goat area row out a little more. Stop trimming your eyebrows except for uni-bow area. You need a little sun, not a tan per say just a little glow.

Is everyone else getting this fucking audio captcha?

>>42203062
gas gas gas

>>42203079
Just trim the beard a bit or bulk a bit to define the beard. Work on your personality and have fun.

>>42203615
Idk maybe it's his haircut but he strikes me as mentally ill.

>>42203615
Eww, that's fucking gross. I'd rather be overweight than look like that.

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>>42203079
You need a hair piece m8.

>>42203271
Just say your going for the Tim Ferris mode.

>>42202999
You look like a cereal killer... Capt cunt

>>42203079
fellow bald guy here. keep the beard but trim it to just stubble 5'oclock shadow

also give stubble on your head a try. It looks good on some guys but didnt really on me.

>>42203263
Wtf is with those dead eyes man? Smile maybe?

>>42202999
Probably a manlet

>>42203079
TAKE CARE OF YOUR BEARD
STOP TAKING BATHROOM PHOTOS
SMILE FFS
GOD DAMN IT YOU AUTISTIC NIGGER

>>42203079
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LOOKS.
THERES SOMTHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU.
REEEEEEEEEE

Shave your shitty fucking beard. The bald has nothing to do with it.

>>42203117
M E L O N

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>>42203079
your eyes look way too soft. like a baby.
also, your beard looks like you want to enforce sharia law.

our body is great, but your head is too big for your body. you need to either get much bigger, or grow long hair to hide your huge bald head.

the look you are going for does not fit your head shape, head size OR the babyface. either shave your beard and grow your hair to fit the babyface or get HUEG muscles to match the big shaved head (head shape will still be weird)

honestly your hairy arms look like those of a 60 year old but you have trhe body and face of a 20 year old. looks weird. shave your arms or trim them

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>>42202999
>Is bald
>Wants a gf

Yeah you're fucked sorry. Consider suicide.

Try smiling in your pictures more

>>42203263
>>42203271
post feminine benis

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>>42203326
>bald
>manlet
jew know what to do

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>>42203079

baby face + hipster beard + huge oval bald head is an unfortunate combo.

I would just go clean shaven and accept it.

>all these people saying bald
I'm bald and still fat as fuck and I got laid less than two weeks ago.

have a personality, If i had OP's body i'd be literally drowning in pussy.

>>42204550
Already posted

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>>42204574
What do you have to gain from just lying on the internet like that?

>>42204598
Even if I had a timestamp on my dick as it was penetrating her people would still say i'm lying. Believe what you want but having a little charisma and personality will take you a long way.

>>42203263
>>42203271
Why do guys think a bathroom pic is at all attractive? When I see a guy with a pic holding up his shirt to show his abs I immediately swipe left, I fucking hate vain douchebags. I also give 0 shits about abs compared to personality, like a lot of women.

>>42203271
>>42203263
if you want to show off your body do it in a less autistic way, have pictures of you at the beach with friends or something.

>>42202999
i'd fuck you op

>>42202999
You honestly look a lot like me (bald with a weird head shape, beard.) I'd definitely grow the beard out a bit more.

>>42203263
>>42203271
I hope you're trolling. Your first picture on Tinder should be a clothed pic with a puppy or something. If you wanna show off your body in your second or third pic, take a shirtless gym selfie or take a picture at the beach.

>>42203326
>My perspective on life may seem strange until you realize I never intend to die. Science will remove that tiny hiccup that is death, within a few decades. Biological Immortality. How wonderful. Anyone up for exploring the galaxy on my spaceship in a few centuries?


Oh god this guy is one of those eternal lifers, fucking absolutely delusional freaks who arguments come down the the equivalent of sticking their fingers in the ears screaming "lalala if I don't say I'm going to die, maybe I won't".

>>42203271

Saitama, I...

>>42203079
do what this anon said >>42203852
trim to stubble and post results

>>42202999

Go full bear mode. Train neck. Catch that body up to your head.

>>42203079
Yes. Shave your beard and keep the stubble. Also your body is tiny as fuck. It's not so much the fact that you're shredded, you just have a small frame. You need to add a ton more mass, and get to around 15% body fat. Also you need to be making serious neck gains mate.

To take away:
>shave that gross shit
>bulk the fuck up
>get to around 15% body fat

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This is me. You can be bald and get laid. Easily. It has to be personality.

>>42204899
What gear are you on?

>>42203079
You aight man, trim up your beard and get a nice dress shirt to wear, you'll look good.

As for /fit stuff, more shoulders my man, they will make you look broad

ole billy bitch tits shitposting on fit

>>42203079
shave the beard and grow just a little bit of side hair but keep if very short. like 1/4 inch tops

>>42203202
Where u find that ass at real question, i have no shame with going up to strangers and asking for ass, but where u do?

>>42203079
Trim the beard mate. That'll help. And though I'm not making assumptions, try looking over your game and dress sense a little to compensate further.

God speed cunt.

>>42203244
Checked, you have a chad jaw you dumb idiot, don't cover that with your ratty ass beard

>>42204899
>personality
You also have massive arms

Can't tell if tattoo less civ or straight Michael stipe.

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You look like Lars. Try to look less like Lars and more like James.

>>42203062
Anyone reading this don't listen to him at all. That bald look is awful.

>>42204899
You've also been on several cycles retard. Don't give balding anons false hope.

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I know that ugly feel OP, except I actually have hair.

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>>42205117
This guy proves there's no such thing as face gains.

You look like a jacked Bill Burr.

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>>42203079
lmao shredded bald orson welles

>being short

thank fuck I'm not a turbo manlet like OP

>>42205117
you literally just need to lose the glasses and get a new haircut. it's your fault you look stupid

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>tfw I'm no where near as shredded as OP but still maintain several fuck buddies all over my state
ITS ALL ABOUT PERSONALITY AND
H E I G H T
E
I
G
H
T

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>>42203192
>>42203514
>>42203751
>>42205094
fuck off. pic related is what op should stride for.

>>42202999

Only 2 options here:

A) You aren't putting in the work

B) Your standards are too high

>>42205117
니가 한국사람?
Regardless get LASIK, get a new hair cut, dress like a kpop star and find a koreaboo white girl.

Also learn to dance.

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>>42205170
>>42205144

Even with doing all that I still think it's hopeless. I don't lift for girls. Thanks for the suggestions though.

>>42205272
Literally take off glasses right now, and fix your posture and take a pic. Guaranteed 10x improvement

>>42203079
I mean if you're already bald why not hop on the bike? Keeping my hair is really what's stopping me.

Bald

>>42203760
are you larping?

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>>42203665
HAHAHAHA

>>42202999
You're face isn't that great, but I can't imagine every girl you ask out saying "No". Try shaving maybe. It could also be the way you hold yourself, your walk, and your voice. Your personality could just be shit too.
Make gains in those areas.

>>42205117
lose the glasses, get a better hair cut (buzz the sides), you'll look decent

>>42203079
You're not ugly but you look weird. Some things are not going together well.

If I were you I'd go for a thiccer body, trim the beard to make it more angular, and get used to some type of hat because as people said the balding didn't suit you well. The beard/mustache ratio is throwing me off a bit too, let the stache grow.

But you're not bad looking.

>>42203877
he's 5'6

>>42203219
you look bro, i would be your bro but youre kinda baby faced so if you have a decent jaw then shave, youll look manlier, if not start mewing

>>42202999
are you Simon Pegg? blimey you got ripped m8!

>>42203263
your fucking face, specially your look, makes you look like youre mentally ill, show some fucking confidence and, either look at yourself or at the camera

>>42203033
>your

>>42203432
U N C U T

N

C

U

T

>>42205117
youre asian so its understandable

>>42202999
>he thinks getting big muscles will get him pussy

dont be naive anon. nothign is wrong with your body. you either have a boring personality or don't actually interact with girls.

>>42203079
>Am I really THAT ugly?

> 20+ replies

lol I fuckin laughed based on this alone hahaha

>>42203665
lost

>>42203045
Somehow this never occurred to me until today.

I always figured that if I started losing hair I've just shave it off.

Now I need to check my head shape.

>>42203271
Oh my fucking what

>>42203079
Christ, your head is as big as your body.

>>42203079
dear god you're fucking gross

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>>42203326

>5'6"

I found the reason you can't get laid anon.

>>42203062
majestic

>>42203079
you need to shave the beard and wear a yellow jumpsuit

>>42203201
holy shit the difference this would ruin my life if I were that guy desu

>>42203263
Get a tattoo somewhere on your chest and forearm either one make sure its just on one side, keep the stubble. As a fellow manlet work on angles when taking photos invest in a full length mirror if you're going for the mirror selfie, also for the love of god get a tan and get rid of that filter/get different light bulbs

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>>42203432
anon i...

>>42203308
>>42203432
>>42203532
>>42205117
>>42206042
>>42206582
I don't remember the last time I laughed so uncontrollably at a thread

>>42203079
you remind me of those ginger autismos who eventually convert to muslim

>>42206608
i fucking miss this picture, haven't seen it in ages

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>>42206669
>in a room full of 1000 guys, x would be bigger than you

>>42203079
Nameless Peon is that you?

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a very long time.

>>42203432
please be a joke thread
i refuse to believe someone is this autistic

>>42202999
probably shitty personality, lifting won't fix your autism

>>42203219
you need hair bro

>>42204610
Because tinder is for hook ups?

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>>42204610

>What women say they like and what they really like
>mfw

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>>42206887

>NO HOOKUPS OR ONS

Top fucking Kek

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It's not your body mate, It's your fucking alien looking head.

>>42203079
you look funny

girls dont like funnybois

>>42202999
start wearing hats

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>>42203271
Holy fuck one punch man is real
So while you are training why don't you cut back on the 10km run every an do some rows or benches to work on that chest.
And if you are nicer to Tatsumaki you just may get some pussy

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>>42203326
> I’m really good at:
>Hmm, why tarnish the mystery? Ask me nicely and I'll show you.

>Well...

>I guess you're not going to take no for an answer huh? Fine I'll throw you a bone.

>I can solve a Rubik's cube in about a minute. Not record shattering mind you, but pretty damn cool nevertheless.

What the fuck.

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>>42205152
I had a very big kek from this thanks

Found his Plebbit account:

https://www.reddit.com/user/Itisforsexy

>if you start balding shave it all off and start lifting
>OP literally does that
>/fit/ still gives him shit for blading

is /fit/ bipolar?

>>42207880
OP is not OP
OP is a basement dweller making jokes about a Canadian baldlet

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>>42207819
>>42203483
>>42203355
>>42203542
>>42202999
bait thread
some larping beta faggot digging PUA/redpill subreddits stumbled upon this faggot and pretended to be him
abort thread
>I'm easily 7/10, if not a bit higher
wew

>>42202999
>>42207937
this thread has been casually posted right after that comment and the critics to that comment
>https://archive.is/lODAX
while ppl kept praising OP as 7/10
plebbit being cringing plebbit as usual

>>42205117
get a haircut

>>42208013
that's an old ass pic someone posted on bb forum, circa 2010. only a fool would believe it's not yet another larper.

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>>42205117
>>42208013
>>42208030
2010, correct
>https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=126971393
pic related is the same guy in 2016

and this his latest workouts
http://fitty.co/dracoy/workouts
>leg extensions
>leg isn't extended
>rip patella
I'm always triggered by the fact somewhat experienced lifters still include memetic leg extensions in their routine

>>42203263
man please, put a fucking normal pic for your tinder. I am sure you would be more attractive on the app with the >>42203244 pic. My experience is that most of the girls don't really find the "HURRR look at my abs DURR" pic attractive even though they like fit guys. Give it a shot.

>>42208133
>>42207819
>>42207895
>>42207937

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>>42203079
Shave off the beard and grow a moustache, go Bronson mode

>>42203160
>5'11
Now that's not true.

>>42202999
For a fake thread this was quite a nice wake up.

>>42202999
I saw this post on r/MGTOW

>>42208227
>>42203160
he's 5'6'' FFS
>>42207819
>>42207937
>>42207895

>>42208218
>>42207819
>>42207895
>>42207937
https://archive.is/acw7Q

>>42208283
no shit
>unironically browsing plebbit
>unironically browsing those subplebbit
kys my man

>>42203615

He looks like a troglodyte. Literally looks subhuman.

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>short
>ugly
>narrow frame
>baldcel
into the gymcel compilation you go

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What is this thread

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>>42203665
kek

Single mum on graduation day.

>>42204899

You might be bald but you have a cool face and you're massive. That cancels your baldness imo

>>42204899
I hope you're joking about the personality part.

You have a much much better skull, coloring and facial features (your eyes are a billion times nicer than his).

You're at the high range of the looks spectrum; OP is at the lower range of average, about a 4/10, would be a 5 with hair. You can't compare the two.

If I had a skull like yours, I would welcome any signs of balding. But most of us don't look good bald, sadly.

>>42208364
it's a fake thread revolving around a plebbit user who considers himself actually a 7/10 and who allegedly get laid on okcupid (where he states he's 5'6'') way more than on tinder

>>42202999
Hey, what's up with his abs? Is it common to have a deep vertical depression with shallower horizontal separations? I've got a similar thing going on, and I feel that the shallow horizontals make them less pronounced.

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>>42203079

>>42203219
Looking pretty good anon, you definitely have the face and beard to pull the bald dude look. Also, you look like a shriveled skeletor without shirt, eat and workout more.

>>42208218
how could he possibly go Bronson mode when his head shape is completely different you delusional retard

OPs head is shaped like a fucking lightbulb, big head, small chin, fucking LOL

>>42203079
>no chest
>no arms
>no shoulders
>big head
>ginger
>womanly eyebrows
>manlet
>bald

Your appearance is quite unsettling

>>42208676
>>42208710
>>42208433

>>42203089
Kek

>>42203175
looool was just priming the fingers to post this

>>42203079
W E W
E E
W E W

>>42208772

link to plebbit bread

>>42203079
Sorry lad

>>42203456
fucking kekking so hard

>>42202999

you're bald, get a fucking anime wig or something.

also I think you're a manlet judging by that pic and the phone's size.

And by that I mean a LEGIT manlet, like 5'5

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>>42205703
Well it ain't my bald!

>>42203079
You need to gain weight buddy

You look like some mad scientist. Consider shaving and a wig.

>>42209678
>>42209797
>>42209532
>>42209484
>>42209472
fucking faggots, that pic doesn't belong to OP and this is a fake thread. jesus christ
>>42208314
>>42207968
>>42207937
a clown fish has a greater attention span I swear

>>42203079
Bro, stop focusing on the physique and start working on the personality, meet girls, ask them out, you're fine you just need confidence man.

>>42203263
Bro, you look like a murderer, get something nicer.

>>42208363
the one way down on the right has to be shopped

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So I lost my virginity finally last night. Thing is I didn't feel much while fucking... i don't know what was up with my dick or what but I couldn't get a good enough sensation to cum. Is this normal, should I go on nofap? It sucked not feeling anything.. I didn't even have a condom on

>>42203326

>5'6"

>>42209420
as i girl i dont agree with it, its painfull having sex with really big dicks, cant loose yourself in the moment its always stiffled sex because if he moves a bit in different way it will hurt like hell

>>42210805

way too much in your head. If you're old enough to post here and lose your virginity it may be too late. Try antidepressants.

>>42203079
You look like caillou. Lolol kys

>>42203079
MANLET DETECTED

>>42211884
>>42211890
You're late to the party
>>42209864

>>42210805
NoFap and more experience to stay out of your own head

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>>42211849
lol

tHaNks

sOliD aDviCe DuUdE

>>42211835
t. basement dweller pretending to be a little girl

>It's another gymcels eat up the "work out until somebody loves you meme" episode

>>42210805
>I didn't even have a condom on
negro.

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>>42211930
i was drunk and didn't give a fuck

still had sex don't care

Is your name karl pilkington?

>>42211942
>didn't give a fuck
>don't care
literal irresponsible underage ape.

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>>42211967
I'm comin for you next with my unprotected dick

WAAATCH OUT DADDY BOY

>>42203160
This is stupid I'm 5'11 6 foot on a good day and I always look taller when I get lean stop lying you're 5'6

>>42210805
First times with new girl I'm always nervous as fuck and can't cum for ages too. Just do it again and again and you'll see it won't be a problem at all anymore.
Also there is the slim chance you were just fucking a girl with a huge vagoo. Had 1 girl where it sometimes just felt like dipping my dick in a bucket of water lmao.

>>42211914
just ask any women, dont just watch porn and assume we like it. U cant even do it doggystyle because it hurts really bad

>>42211924

this hits close to home.

>>42212042
>just ask any women, dont just watch porn and assume we like it.
I'm way older and more experienced than you. Or, actually, than your larping persona. And I know for a fact that you're utterly wrong.

>>42212174
ok if u think so i myself and many friends aren't into it as many man say it

>>42212268
you probably simply had bad experiences with someone as inexperienced as yourself. many teen just go pegging brutally because they don't know any better (and/or they saw rocco doing so on youporn). or they simply don't know what they are doing or how a vagina is.

>>42205272
Take off your glasses, comb/slick back your hair. Stop wearing big ass boxer shorts.

>>42212368
man. It's another fake
>>42208059

>>42212316
im not a teen, but i get what you're saying. But regardless you have to always be carefull because if he moves a bit to the left it might hurt you really bad. Many women i talked too agree with me and simply dont get the whole thing around bbc. But hey if it makes some men feel good about themselves, no problem

>>42202999
Body dysmorphia as fuck in here. As far as normies are concerned thats a great body and a decent face

Just keep approaching girls. Dont fear rejection. Rejection is a chance to learn from your mistakes and overcome your fear. You will grow.

>>42212427
>durr hurr I'm jumping in a fake thread at 260+ replies to give my precious and original answer without even bothering to read a single thing posted so far
cancer

>>42210805
Google death grip syndrome. I had the same thing, started wankng less and using only lube. Now I cum too quickly because I have a bad habit of TRYING to cum.

>>42203079
your head shape isn't really that bad. Nigga it really isn't, I dont know why these guys are memeing this. But you MUST keep that beard more neatly trimmed.

Also you could do with adding more weight, even including bodyfat. Definitely bulk, dont cut

>>42203079
lose that horrible neckbeard,leave some stubble or grow something if you want but ffs either put it on your head or shave it off

>>42212724
>>42212528

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>>42212528

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What's secret/technique anon?
Genuinely curious!

Ok how about not making a blog page and posting your dick in it.

Why do people do this?

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could be worse mate, look at me.

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>>42203110
he can pick up some nazi punk girl qt pies now - i'm actually jealous

>>42212764
Be Canadian
Date chinks
Self-inflate egos because canadian chinks would date a white manlet too
Rate yourself 7/10
Rinse and repeat

Maybe he believes to be like that Nipplehard manlet too (Canadian, gook wife)

>>42212777
why what? OP is not the baldlet depicted in OP's pic. The baldlet in OP's pic is a plebbit user brain damaged enough to self inflate his ego with MTGOW and chinks. Never underestimate the power of ego. It's what ruins every other lifter as well. If we can draw a teaching from this larping thread, it's probably this.

>>42212790
shave your head you fucking weirdo.

>>42212847
nope, going hulk hogan mode.

>>42203201
This. I was super average with shaved hair, couldn't pull a toilet chain. I am 33 fucking girls 18 years old now I have a decent hair cut and I am bit more than otter mode.

░ayyyy

>tfw I'm also balding and 5'6"
I hope my head shape is better. But I dunno. I hate that there's litterally nothing I can do.

>>42203326
>72% match

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>>42212790
Oi mate!

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>>42208363

>Why are these guys referred to as "gymcel" rather than "butterface"? Do grills not have the equivalent behaviour of guys fucking ugly girls because their body is amazing?

This thread makes me sad. I'm a bald manlet too. Should I just give up hope?

>>42203326
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/unknownxv
plenty of decent gooklets in Canadia,you're short and white chicks are harsh on shortlets like you,set your sights lower but don't go for low hanging like sjws or single moms,they'll tear you up,ironically uglychad gets all of them

>>42213047
They do, but telling you that is contrary to that guy's goal of making anyone who's not an 8+/10 insecure and give up.

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>>42203326
>. Science will remove that tiny hiccup that is death, within a few decades. Biological Immortality. How wonderful.

>>42212790

Mate from one bald guy to another shave that shit 1/8th inch burr cut. Repeat every 14-21 days

>>42205117
you're in the upper 90%+ as far as asian males go,what's up you little dickman going after our White women? Minorities can't handle them,look at OJ killing the mother of his children by beheading wasn't what he had planned when growing up.
Stick to qt asians

>>42212790
Dude get a hair piece you have great facial features.

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>>42213379

>>42203244
Ya dawg, fuck the loser-length beard. This is bangable

OL' BILLY REDFACE

HOOOWW AREE YAAA

>>42203244
you look much better here with a shorter beard, also take a look into more fashionable clothes

Welcome to the Thursday Afternoon, Monday Morning /fit/cast
JUST CHECKIN IN ON YAA

>>42203079
work on your chest.
you are 6 you could be a 7.
Shave that beard down.

>>42202999
you have small calves OP

>>42203079
i dont know, theres a giant tic-tac in front of your head

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>>42213487
kek

>>42203271
dude
trolling?
Nobody wants to see a naked picture of you on tinder unless they've asked for one. You need to build up an aura of mystique, keep people guessing

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>>42203263
lol
You cant post pictures like this, they reek desperation. If you want to go shirtless you have to get it while doing something.

1 shirtless selfie max and that is if you are exceptional.

You know it's crazy. I can see the lonleyness in your face. I'm sure you once a sweet kid.
What do you do with your life do make good money have a decent place?
You should be able to fuck 6's if you really are 5'11

JOIN CROSSFIT just for the social aspects. scout the best times to go with the most females. Do this OP. I hope you find some hapieness

ALSO skin care follow patrick

>>42203326
ohh 5'6 is rough brother.

Get 2 inch lifts and claim to be 5'10

checkout r/incels

You need to looksmax

>>42205117
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/unknownxv
You are the type of ugly that can be easily fixed. Get some cool classes, maybe the circle ones. Get your sides shaved, wear some less dad-ish pants. You got this

>>42203079
>just lift bro

This guy has a fucking great body yet look like shit. It's all in your genes.

>>42210805
nofap noporn. In 3 months you will bust from a handjob

>>42205272
Respect for the self awareness anon. Lot of faggots on here could learn a thing or two from you.

You're gonna make it

>>42205024
I am also curious as to where you find the ass.

>>42213947
Hmmm definitely wrong post. Should be for>>42205021

>>42213649
nigger. >>42208059

>>42213547
>>42213563
>>42213538
>>42213502
>>42213497
>>42213456
>all this negroes who keep writing advice at 300+ replies pretending that the bearded manlet is the one who made the thread
Christ. >>42208433

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>>42213436
AAaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHAHAJAAHAJJAJAJAJAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SIDES
GONE

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>>42202999

>>42202999
lmao from MGTOW

>>42203079
Its not so much your looks, you just have a big head and its really accentuating some not so flattering features. You have a pretty average face, you just need to make your body bigger to match your head.

>>42213436
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
MY SIDES MATE
HOLY SHIT
>>42212790
Mate you would look very good without the hair, you have nice facial features, the haircut is dog shite though

>>42203079

Dude it's like you purposely tried to make your face look as repulsive as possible.

Drop the beard and don't grow anything more than a stubble. You genuinely look like a neo-nazi from the midwest.

Second thing is you need to lighten up when you're socializing. You strike me as the silent type who rarely smiles when they go out. You need to change that about you so women won't be scared that you're going to rape them if they talk to you.

>>42213547
>makes you look at my post number
kek

>>42205117
>http://imgur.com/a/ePMEq
too much pecs, not enough shoulders and forearms. you look like a weird boob baby teenager.

Look functional and manly, get big forearms, traps and shoulders. stop with the pecs homie

>>42205272
>>42205395

like second anon said, fix posture, take glasses off, have a proud chest you boob baby

>>42213547
Rock climbing is a great hobby to post shirtless photos.

>>42203079
You've got quite feminine eyes which has an unusual effect combined with the beard, follow the other anon's advice and keep it as stubble, you don't have a moustache and your beard hair shouldn't be longer than your moustache hair.

>>42203263
Do something about the cold killer's stare maybe

>>42214314
JESUS. >>42208059
HOW MANY IDIOTS REPLYING TO PHOTOS FROM 2010 MAY EXIST

>>42214521
>>42214491
>>42214241
>>42214192
... ---> >>42214012

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>>42203079
Reminds me of this guy