>fat all my life >finally cut >zipper abs

>>42202679
Is it that bad? I'd much rather have visible zipper abs than not have visible abs at all

>>42202679
kys literally

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>>42202720
found the fat guy

>>42202679
What's that?

>>42202679

Just go thicc mode stay around 15%

>>42203635
When they don't line up side by side and are offset vertically

Get an anime tattoo over them

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>>42202679
iktf all to well god damn it why

>>42202679
get a pull tab tattooed on where your abs start

>>42202679
>>42204272
One of you post'em

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>>42204272
>>42202679
post up zippies

I've been on /fit/ a good long while now, since just after Zyzz died, and I've never understood a few of these memes. What's the deal with 'Zipper abs'? Is it literally just abs that aren't perfectly symmetrical? What makes this a meme worth reposting about in threads like this over and over for so many years, is it meant to be funny?

>>42202679
>>42204272
Post pics. Surely it's not THAT bad.

>>42205497

It's meant to ironically instill in it's posters and lurkers a deep sense of inferiority and lack of self worth so that they adopt board culture and continue to lurk long after they have "made it"

>>42203996
is that genetical? or is it caused by abnormal spine or workout?

>>42205623
>*inhales heavily*
>*exhales*
>*steps out of the shadows*
I am ready to post now /fit/. I hope to one day trip but for now..
>*long breath through gritted teeth*
call me.. anon

>fat all my life
>finally cut
>no abs at all even at 8% bf.

>>42206853
You cut too hard and your monstrous stomach digested them. Time for you to get ab implants and a muzzle for your stomach.

>>42206853
Fucking been there. You must train abs. Get a ab wheel, they work.

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>>42206919
>tfw my ab wheel rolled away with another man
Pls stobbit

>>42206784
Genetically

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>Fat all my life
>have abs all my life anyway

>>42206960
>all my life
>I've been bulking for something

>>42207039
>bulking never comes
>cutting leads to nothing

Wtf are zipper abs

>>42207061
asymmetry

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>>42207061

Like this. See how the abs aren't very symmetrical?

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>>42206950
chuckled

>>42207054
>cutting those french fries
>but I'm getting close
>closer to those sighs
>my fat abs evoke

>>42207104
my fucking goal

>>42206820
Kek

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>>42206960
>all my life
>mi ahve mi gun so mi hav to mov sharp lik mi knife
>mfw