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>Go to the Cinema: "Ooooh Popcorn, for the authentic experience"
>Drink tea: "Oh my, biscuits would be lovely with this eh?!"
>Family member or coworker: "Hey here's some candy, don't say no you rude cunt."
>@Birthday: "OOOOH AV' SUM CAKE M8, IT'S TRADITION"
How do I escape these Random Calorie Events?
>>42200887
Just say no? Fatass
Just do 1000 pushups before bed so you burn the extra calories
>>42200887
Using the mysterious human skill known as "speech", you can do what we call "speaking" and say the words "no thanks".
Try it next time, it truly is incredible what we're capable of if we try.
>>42200900
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>>42200917
Thanks bros, not even memeing. I feel like my brain just needs outside confirmation for this basic fucking thing.
>>42200887
I recently started working taking care of elderly people.
Tell halfdemented seniors and coworkers of every shape from skinny to planet that im on a diet a hundred times a day.
Talked about supplements today:
>former third reich wife of neonazi bully in highschool: whats in your shake?
>me: its dried cheesemoist with cinnamonbunflavour and water.
>>42200887
Grow a pair and say no