Are women really gainz goblin?

Women are cut destroyers. Every activity has to revolve around food
>anon let's go out to eat
>anon let's order takeout
>anon let's cook dinner
>anon let's get drinks
>anon let's get snacks
My cut was ruined when my gf moved in

happiness goblins as well

>>42195782
Cunts make my pee pee sad

>>42195848
this

>>42195782
My wife literally injects me with AAS and pays the grocery bill. Find a better woman if yours won't do those things.

>>42195782
Can't believe that chick is 14

>>42195881
But does she do anal though?

how is a girl so ugly so famous? girls with big tits at a young age aren't a one in a billion thing anymore
is it simply because she is more out there due to her streaming/making videos?

just look at that face, she looks like an 80 year old Russian grand mother or an average Italian women in her 40s

>>42195895
Because she has huge tits and said something stupid on TV.

>>42195890
she already said she injects into his AAS. i assume she uses her PENAAS.

>asian
>want to try keto
>gf makes 3 cups of rice a day

>>42195819
>not saying "no"
>not submitting her to adopt your diet

I learnt very early that the one who control the fridge control the family.

>transylvanian
>try to get on a leucocyte light diet
>gf brings me red """wine""" three times a day
fucking hell woman

>>42195819
I agree. Women are worse cut destroyers than they are gains goblins. Especially, in the early stages of dating. Don't want to look like a weirdo who never drinks, doesn't want desert, etc.

>>42195895
I want to fuck more 80 year old Russian grandmothers then and smell their poopshutes.

Also to answer your question, she is famous because she epitomizes the future and the present that the Jewish elite envision for the white race. They'ce given up on the men. We are too stubborn and often see through their crap. Instead they attack our women.

>>42195890
>Destroying your wife's butthole
My dick is too big to avoid injuring her. Frequent enthusiastic blowjobs though...

>>42195895
she twerks on stream and youtube this attracts black and wiggers love it

>>42195977
Link that shit my dude

>>42195885
she's like 4ft tall with the body frame of a child, the reason why everyone is obsessing over her is because half the posters on this site are 14-18yrs old anyways

>>42195967
I second that, your wife really goes all out with her blowjobs. And don't worry about her anus, my dick is at least twice as girthy as yours and I've jammed it in her butt numerous times.

>>42196002
Ha! You roasted him so badly that he turned into a roast potato.
QUICK! Smear on some butter while he's still hot and eat out his hole.

>>42196050
>eat out his hole
that's all i want

>>42195924
you think this is funny, kid? i've got sperm older than you ill fucking whip your ass if you make fun of me again faggot

>>42195819
can confirm, it's non stop munching.
but at least it's fruit, activated almonds, walnuts etc. between meals, not cookies and shit

>>42195782
Yeah

Sometimes i lose track of time pounding her and run out of time for the gym

>>42195782
I've gained about 40 lbs of lean muscle since getting married. My wife has not gained nor lost any weight since being married. She tells me to stop buying protein powder because I'm getting "too big". Told her I wanted to start taking test and again she doesn't want me to get too big. Obviously don't listen to her because gainz goblins can fuck off.

>>42195782
no, unless you lowered your standards and landed with an ambitionless goblin you fucking numb nuts

my gf cooks healthy every meal every day, adjusts when i go low carb to cut, never says i should skip gym for X cos she knows I have a goal I'm working towards

and you should be as supportive for
>your girl

where the fuck are your parents

>>42195881
>pays the grocery bill.

Wow, you're a nutless grifter. Kys

>>42195782
Eh kind of. My gf makes me feel like a God so I stopped working out and became a bit flabby. Had to dust off the home gym and get back into it for myself.

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>>42195782
You're all talking about women like they're a dime a dozen, like they grow on fucking trees! I WISH I had a gain s goblin gf. I try to put myself out there but I'm forever alone. Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>42195782
gtfo with that stupid bitch I can't bear to see her here

>>42196294

>subscribed

depends
some women give me temporaly penis gainz others don't

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>>42195997


>frame of a child

Nigga what? She literally has like double D's

>>42196072
calm your shit man. I bet you eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast at the office. Save it for the bullpen.

can't sleep properly coz my bitch wants to fuck me all the time or fucking snuggle with me and falls straight asleep while I just lie there thinking about how much better my gains were when I was celibate

women are gains goblins and sleep stealers

>>42196311
>Frame: a person's body with reference to its size or build.

>>42196347
>fucking snuggle with me and falls straight asleep while I just lie there

so much this

>>42195819
Men also do this. Let's order a pizza, let's go out to the sports bar. It's why it's best to date someone who is also into fitness whether they're male or female.

>>42196311
HNNNG

>>42196311
>Frame

>>42196311
men are fucking shite at estimating boob sizes, that's way bigger than double D, probably a band size 32 so an E or F cup

>>42196294
women do grow on trees

women are dime a dozen

once you establish yourself as a 20% male you go from being not attractive to any woman to being REALLY attractive to EVERY woman

woman all have gage a guy the same

>go for basic bitches that don't share your interest in gym/physical activity
>y r all wimmin gains gobblins?!

Gee, I wonder.
Whose fault is it that you want to fuck women who are somehow incapable of going to the gym with you?

>>42196727
When we say double D we just mean big. We don’t know, nor de we care, about the measurement system of your tits.

>>42196311
>She literally has like double D's
>implying DD is even remotely large

top kek

>>42196347
>80 degrees in bedroom at night
>Wife puts comforter on bed
>Wants to cuddle
>Her long ass hair in my face making it hard to breath
>Die of heatstroke slowly throughout the night

>>42196727
those are still big tiddies

>>42196414
I have never met a guy who wants to go to a sports bar. That's some straight up fag shit. Also everyone orders pizza, what the hell?

>>42195782
If they're shit
>>42196164
Don't think of her as a gains goblin, She's just giving you another form of gains
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse#Health_effects

>>42196974
>I have never met a guy who wants to go to a sports bar
Maybe you should try to socialize outside of the chess club then you fucking dork

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Last year at 23 I lost my virginity
This July I turned 24 and fucked another two chicks
I ended up ignoring all 3 after I pumped n' dumped them. They bitched too much and wanted to eat like fucking pigs.

Fuck that. If I'm going to get with another girl, I'm going to make sure she eats properly and wants to go to the gym as much as I do.

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>>42195951
>weirdo who never drinks
So this is why I don't have a gf?

>>42197044
that was me but i started at 19, also don't get a GF, trust a random anon, unless you're ready to setle for life and ignore most of your fantasies don't date, its overated as fuck, its literally an extra responsability, less money, less time to do your shit

>>42196906
>long ass hair
>ass hair
>long
>long ass hair

Tell your scrubby wife to shave her butthole and quit sleeping with your nose on her pooper.

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>>42197088
Oh trust me, when I saw how much of my time was drained AND my wallet, I'm just saying fuck this for now.
Hell no I'm never dating. The last girl I even fucked I told her to not expect anything other than a FwB kind of thing and this morning the stupid bitch still is trying to call me.

Fuck that.

>>42195930
>t. Kissless incel
I say no 90% of the time, the remaining 10% is enough to cause damage. Good luck with always saying no to your (tfwno)gf haha

>>42196974
This. I have a lot of friends, but they are all smart enough to not throw 12€ away for 3 beers, we rather drinking on lakes or some shit than going into a fucking bar.

>>42195940
Dracula?

>>42195928
Can't you just get her sent back to the mainland for shit like that?

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>>42195992

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>>42195819

>tfw my gf literally preps my cut meals for me
>tells me off if I suggest eating bad food during a cut
>constantly compliments new veins or striations whenever they appear during a cut, to keep me motivated.
>runs her fingers along my abs and adonis belt constantly.

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>23 year old virgin
>finally get a girlfriend, also 23 year old virgin
>talking last night about the coming semester and mention that I'll be taking a strength training course
>have had gym membership before but have never committed to going for more than a month at a time, so I figure taking a weight training class will force me to stay with it for the course credit if nothing else (plus it's a much smaller investment)
>she says she'll be worried if I start to put on muscle because she thinks I'm already a step above her in attractiveness
I wasn't even out of the gates yet

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just get a waifu

>no stealing gainz
>doesn't eat
>no going out and spending humoungus amounts of money for shit you aren't even interrested in

only con
<can't fall asleep as fast because she always needs cuddles and kisses

>>42198440
she's probably afraid that you will leave her if you have better options

>>42195924
Kek

>>42198618
She's already self-conscious about being fourteen inches shorter than me but she's also insanely attractive so I wouldn't worry about it if I were her

>>42198440
I'm on the same boat, I used to be 7% body fat before I got with current GF.
Now I'm at like 16-20% fat piece of shit mode.
She says I was too sexy back then
Nigga what, this sexiness will be all for you dumb bitch.

>>42195819
My husband is like that as well, he throws in beer too

>>42196974
>everyone orders pizza

Speak for yourself, I have never ordered pizza. Making your own is cheaper and more fun.

>>42196311
When tits are squeezed together like that, it means she is wearing push-ups.

>>42195782
only if you've been training just in order to fuck, and fucking kills your motivation

Yeah. I'm going to my gfs house to fuck her for a few hours. Then she's going to cook me dinner and then make me a waffle sundae.

If I was single, I would go to the gym instead. Make myself chicken, rice, and broccoli.

>>42195782
they suck protein out of your dingus. YES.

How are her tits so big?

>>42195819
The bitch tried this shit with me, now she's on the same diet like me

>>42198640
you should tell your gf that, instead of telling us that

>>42199793
xenoestrogens and high fructose corn syrup

sauce on the chick?

>>42200501
danielle bregoli

be warned, she's underage

unless you're into that sort of stuff

>>42200501
Some 14 year old who got famous on Dr. Phil I think. I know I have the first part right since I remember seeing her not too long ago and being shocked when I found that out.

>>42195819

And then they get fat and have shitty skin from years of junk food and smoking and wonder why their guy leaves them for a younger girl

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>>42200501
instagram.com/bhadbhabie/?hl=en

>>42195782
yes
>get first gf after many years
>spend a lot of time with her, forget to eat properly
>don't lift as often
>eat a ton of junk food with her while watching shitty movies
>end up losing 5kg in a few months
>move away for the summer
>making back my gains, have a proper appetite again
feels good man

>>42197559
All you have to do is say no, man. If it causes friction have a talk and if, for whatever reason, she demands you eat with her, then she ain't worth it. The worst I had was taking my gf to mcdonald's when she got off and just not ordering anything. Neither of us minded, but now she's cut that and has started losing weight. It's not that hard.

>>42200581

Boobs smaller and no tattoo on arm. Not the same girl

>>42200742
Are you genuinely fucking retarded?

>>42197037
amerifag detected

>>42195819
What's wrong with cooking dinner together?

The rest can fuck off, but you can't just eat a raw chicken breast.

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>>42195782
No, men are. Every time I cook well and keep our diets in check the boyfriend "has to" have pizza, or I'm magically "too thin" again, or something else comes up that we have to go out to.

I cook everything for us, but he still wants to go out to eat. I even cook enough for leftovers so he doesn't have to go out for food or order in. Shit we have chicken/sweet potatoes/broccoli already cooked in the fridge and he wants fucking pelmeni for dinner. I even specifically cook low carb for him, doesn't matter he now wants more carbs.

>>42195819
This is the shit my boyfriend pulls. I might as well get a girlfriend at this point.

>>42198026
Does your name start with J?

>>42201010
My girlfriend is the same way, just working on browbeating her into eating like me which I guess is easier as the guy

Sloppy or regressive eating habits is just a personality trait / habit that's not specific to male or female

>>42195782
I've had many experiences dating women
>Long distance gf who I stole from another dude, even though she was a foot taller and 3 years older than me she was all over me.
>Ended because she couldn't handle her own mental illnesses and almost killed herself trying to get back with me. Got /fit/ after her out of emotional blockage
>Second gf was a roastie two years younger and a little taller than myself. She was nice, but we had little in common and it ended after she gave me a farewell gift before I headed to college
And many grade school relationships, but they didn't leave any impressions.

In any case, the only outcomes from those relationships were a stronger, more mature, me. I'm slowly becoming healthier

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>>42201010
>Does your name start with J?

No.

>>42195782
how do i view all that girls body of work?

>>42195997

Oh how naive you are anon. Most of the posters on this site are mid 20s who have a hard on for younger girls.

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>>42195782
post moar bregolis

>>42201109
BLUUUUUEEE BOOOOAAARD

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>>42195885
>nobody cares this girl is 14

>>42201137
Thru a jail cell she's like 15 lol
>>42201803
I don't understand people's obsession with her. She's absolute white trash with the body to go with it. I love teenage girls as much as the next guy, because their bodies don't look like hers

>>42201803
Dam she looks good. More bikini/titties pls

>>42201803
More pls

>>42201010
Maybe you just make shit food

>>42195819

these are the same girls that will nag you the very second you start slipping

don't give them an inch

>>42195885
That's just not fair

>>42196294
Oh you, hang in there one day you'll get a gf and regret it soon after

>>42196306
Kek

>>42196906
Fucking hell man
>staying at gfs house
>blazing inferno in her room
>old junky AC is loud as fuck
>I can sleep through the noise, gf can't
>turns it off in the middle of the night and goes back to cuddling
>wake up drowning in my own sweat
>feel like I'm fucking melting
>turn AC back on
>moisture from the sweat makes it feel like I'm freezing
>repeat this all night
Life is suffering

>>42198640
Why the hell would she care about her being shorter than you?
Is everything /fit/ tells me a lie?

>>42204551
Yes, you should know better.

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>>42195819
>tfw great in the kitchen
>live in gf couldn't cook but would only bake
>I cook better than any takeaway restaurant
>great macros too
>she leaves me for her current bf
>they get takeaway all day
>I actually calculate macros and cut down from 12% to 7% BF at my leanest (visual estimate, BIA said 5%), hover at 10% rn
>mfw she ballooned to twice her size while I date cute fit white girls 10 years younger than her
I could have saved her

>>42195819
girls barely eat anything unless they are a fucking whale you dyel. if you cant eat at least as much as a girl youre just a faggot

>>42201010
>Does your name start with J?
Does your religion?

If she 14 I'm 14

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>>42204600

My current gf told me that one of the things about me she finds most attractive is my skill in the kitchen. She can barely cook but she is making an effort to learn from me (even about macros). Although she's a little chubby she lets me cook a few meals for her and is enjoying clean eating though. Girls in general are very receptive when I mention that I like to cook.

>>42204995
what kind of skills do you have? how did you learn

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>>42195819
bad because friends are exactly the same

>>42205033

Skills?
Really not so much skills as just general knowledge. I can cook many foods from scratch (not desserts) but unfortunately I'm not always consistent and sometimes I get some bad tasting or under cooked food.

I learned almost all of my knowledge from my mother before I moved out. For certain foods I just looked up how to cook them on the internet and went from there.

>>42195782
How do I cach dem tittdays outside the bra?

>friend goes from 88kg to 70kg
>visible abs
>gets gf from tinder
>5 months later he's back at 80kg
>keeps telling me how they go to buffets and shit and eat like pigs every 2 days

goodnight sweet prince. Succumbed to the gainz goblinz

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only if you let them, at some point they want you to get fat and unmuscle you so you don't run away, that's their logic...luckily my 2017 gf is passionate about being skinny so she has two scoops of protein, some bcaa and creatine from my supplements cabinet, that's everything she "steals" from me and she loves to watch me training in our home gym, sometimes she literally gets naked and masturbates watching me as I train, pretty good

my gf knows way more about nutrition and shit like that than me and when I told her I was going to start lifting she got all excited about planning my meals to have enough protein etc and I'm eating better than I ever did in my life

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>>42196002
>summer posters

>>42195819

Agreed. Women are great for gaining. Terrible for cutting.

>>42197559
>hahaha im more of a cuck than you and im too much of a little bitch to stand up for myself so ill just call u kissless incel

Did you even read what he wrote? He said that he has a girlfriend. That means that you're a bitch.

>>42198910
im sorry, this is an extremely heterosexual place you have to leave

>>42195782
No.
At least my current girlfriend isn't. And neither is my very long list of exes.

>>42195782
yes. women literally will take the semen right out of you if you do it right

>>42195928
>asian
There's enough of you already. Please have a vascectomy.

>>42205368
>my very long list of exes.
found the virgin

>>42205427
why would you think that? Everyone on this board either has a girlfriend, has tons of FWBs, and tons of past girlfriends as well

The average guy on fit has had 3x as many sexual partners by 18 as most guys have their entire lives

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>>42205441

>The average guy on fit has had 3x as many sexual partners by 18 as most guys have their entire lives

Oooh.. I see now ;)

>>42205140
underrated

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>>42205441
>The average guy on fit has had 3x as many sexual partners by 18 as most guys have their entire lives

>>42205510
>>42205640
i dont get this meme

ive been on fit for a few months and all people do here is talk about their girlfriends and how mcuh sex they have

>>42205441
What are you doing here then?

>>42205676

They say that because after finally achieving a physique that only 1% of humanity can obtain girls can at last look past their autism and see them as a potential mate.

What little sex /fit/ gets, it brags about because that is unironically the reason why they lift.

yes they are but i still cant stop masturbating or fantasizing, can someone help me?

My boyfriend and I are both into weightlifting, but I'm a lot more serious than him. I do everything consistently and track my macros, he just does whatever. He's ruined my cuts before and our first and only argument was because he kept making low protein meals. Men can be just as bad or even worse gains goblins. He actually scoffed at me when I said he should do more than just 1 set per exercise if he wants hypertrophy and more than just 4 reps. I've been trying to get him to make his own plan or follow one, but he says it's useless.

>>42195928
>Not doing GORAD
Never gonna make it

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>lmao, enjoy your gain cuck gf
>my gf counts macros, cooks, lifts
>gargles my cum 4x a day

Question: if hitting on/talking to girls at the gym is creepy/taboo, HOW the SHIT do you get a /fit/ gf?
[spoiler] how do you get a gf in general holy fuck I'm so lonely[/spoilersdontwork]

>>42206048
Fitness facebook groups?

>>42206048
fuck off /r9k/

>>42197559
whipped bitch.

>>42195819
Woke

>>42206071
Is r9k DYEL+desperate virgin of just the 2nd part?

>>42206136
r9k is just faggots who are bitches and would do anything for a woman.
>guys I helped a lady take groceries to her car I like her what do
>guys I saw her again and I asked her out she said NO FUCK WOMAN REEEEE tfw khv

>>42204692
They are not supplementing meals with takeouts, they are replacing normal meals with them.

>>42200034
I told her last night
>>42204551
>She's already self-conscious about being fourteen inches shorter than me
>fourteen inches shorter than me
>fourteen inches
The fact that she's shorter at all isn't the issue--at 5'1", though, she is shorter than most and even her sneakers have one-inch heels

>>42206186
Huh
Not that guy, but for real, it seems everyone says not to interact with girls at the gym. Is >>42206062 the best alternative?

>>42205640
he didn't say they were women

>>42205033
I'm >>42204600
anon but seriously, when you can, just keep tasting your shit. realize how fats/sugars/acids balance each other. and how heat will evaporate and concentrate flavors. but if you taste while you cook (while you can, don't taste shit mixed with raw shit), it'll end up aight.

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>>42195819
t. Jason Blaha

Stop blaming your cut failure on others

>>42205951
He's the useless one if he has that mentality, he's never gonna make it bruh

>>42195819
>lets cook dinner

yeah better not eat anything at all.

>>42205173
Girl?

>>42206377
Fuck, I really need to learn how to cook cause I really can't even toast right without burning it, honestly.

>>42206461
He meant guy but since he doesn't want to get judge he's still in denial

>>42201056
>Farewell gift
Syphilis?

>>42206442
kek
i love cooking but i hate sharing the kitchen with somebody.

>>42195940
>leucocyte
Tell her you want slivovitz instead, with four whole peppercorns in it. That's the true Transylvanian drink

>>42206796
Dracula drink?

>>42196072
> i've got sperm older than you
You need to seek a doctor mate

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>>42204297

>>42195848
i noticed that every long time friend that has girl for more than a year laughs less, and they lose that spark in the eyes.

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>>42197701

/fit/izens are not meant for relationships we are lone wolves that pump and dump

>>42206048
>if hitting on/talking to girls at the gym is creepy/taboo
Beta faggot

>>42207186

With that guys reaction in the back this is like the reverse of that Chloe Moretz picture.

>>42195924
Nicely posted

>>42199755
this never happened, is happening or will ever happen.

>>42206263
Do you guys even social? It's ok to interact with chicks, or anyone for that matter, at the gym. Just make it natural, don't force it. If you're not Chad, don't try to act like Chad. Contrary to popular belief on here, regular guys get chicks too. I met my fit asian GF at the gym, only Chad moment I had with her was when I told her to put her number in my phone instead of asking for it.

>>42196311

doesn't birth control make boobs bigger?

>>42207186
Those fucking claws

>>42207792
In some cases yes it can women have a lot of different reactions to birth control and unfortunately the way they are made and what's put in them is extremely poorly regulated

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>>42196294
If you can't get a gf you're either a fat hamplanet, a complete retard, or just fucking ugly

>>42207711
Wow I've always told them to put it in my phone. Look out guys I'm the next Chad.

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>Get a short petite girlfriend after lifting for year
>Actually encourages me to lift and improve myself in every way
>Is very low maintenance,can go a day without eating anything but few apples
>Eats mostly fruits and veggies but never forces her eating habits on me
>Have been making more gains because I love her and want to be the best version of myself for her
I have no idea what a gains goblin even is...

>>42201803
Jesus,man that face is like diarrhea.I can go out and and in 10 minutes see a teen with a better face,body and overall better personality that her.Fucking Jews!!

>>42205441
>The average guy on fit has had 3x as many sexual partners by 18 as most guys have their entire lives
Hello,newfag.I guess you missed the thousand daily r9k tier threads???

>>42208472
So your gf has an eating disorder? Have fun with that one dude, it's gonna be a ride.

>>42208507
No,she is like 100lbs...Like I said very short and petite.Great lower body genetics tho.

>>42208526
Dude an apple is like 100 calories, if she eats "a few a day" is she even reaching 500? That's not healthy or normal.

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>>42208526

>very short
>petite
>100lbs

This her?

Post more Bregolis you fucking cunts

>>42208507
>Eats mostly fruits and veggies
>eating disorder
choose one

>>42196294
Pasta or school shooter in the making?

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>>42204989
TFW I masterbated to that refrence

>>42196306
BP itt

>>42207512
>hey I'm compensating for my lack of legs, don't you wanna fuck a lame duck for your checklist?

>>42208725
I could really use it.
Thank you mate, may you find your balls and fuck more than you have ever imagined

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I don't know about gains, but they are time goblins for sure

>>42195782
>wears a padded bra under a pushup bra
>everyone loses their shit

also her mother (always single mothers isnt it) should be dragged into the street and shot

>>42195819 I can confirm this, with my first gf i always said no, while she dinner pizza etc i was dinning 6 eggs, i was considered a freak for this to her and her friends cause of this and they look at my weird because i never drunk beer with them etc, i did it sometimes with my friends but very weird weekend


with my actual gf 80% said no also but weekend and sometimes i drink some beer bbq etc

>>42206406
explain this please? why he blame others?

You want the true redpill? They're AMBITION goblins. Never EVER settle down with a gf before you achieve what you want in life

>>42196311
THERE'S XENOESTROGENS IN THE TAP WATER

>>42201010
Your cooking obviously sucks, learn to use spices

>>42208799
Probably banged more than you ever did. Don't need to chop off my legs to get laid too.

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>>42196294

>>42208809
she looks 5 years older in the mirror

Titmen, people who like twerking, and people who like gigantic flabby asses are all low IQ subhumans that need to die.

>>42195930
You sound like a not so fun bf.

>>42195782
>>42201803
>>42207186

i just searched her up, theres some bikini vids on youtube and a handful of "out at location" picture sets where she is wearing sandals and a tight top

i just finished ejaculating prior to this post lads

wtf I'm a pedo now

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>>42195819
This. Anyone who disagrees has NEVER been in a serious relationship.

>last year
>be the most cut I've ever been in my life
>start dating
>literally every time we go out she ends up getting at least french fries (and she's skinny as fuck, no bodyfat)
>she has a birthday, I can't refuse her fucking cake
>"hey anon come have lunch and meet my family" just horrible food full of carbs and fat
>we go out to the movies she wants buttered popcorn and soda, we have a date night it's a restaurant, we stay at home she wants to make chocolate
>spend three days at her family's house on new year's eve, have to eat THEIR food
>refuse most I can but you simply CANNOT live in a relationship totally negating your partner
>end up gaining 10kg of pure fat
>she dumps me
>I'm now cut as fuck again

This is why I'd rather be single.

>>42210340
Things like this make me feel better about being single ty anon

>>42195782
Absolutely. That's why I'm a man whore who can't sustain a relationship. I don't want to waste all my free time on them

>>42210349
You should, don't worry about it my friend. When you live a certain lifestyle it ain't all people crack it up to be.

>>42204600
source of pic?

>>42196294
Sick blog m8

>>42195782

Who's this? What's her name? What stupid shit did she say that made her 'famous'?

>>42210385
Love is Over a Japanese song sung by a Chinese woman I found on youtube

>>42195782
I wouldn't know

>>42210572
She's the catch me outside chick on Dr Phil. She's still in the media because of her fat tits and her 'no holds barred," attitude but honestly if I want to see trailer trash I'd just go look at Maroney who looks better all around

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>>42211321
I know that feel

>>42195819
>tfw gf is trying to lose weight
>tfw I'm on a dreamer bulk

sorry babe

>>42206048
What's the name of Pepe's gf?

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>all this women hate
Why don't you become gay or bi bros? It's simple:
>90-day nofap, noporn
>Avoid ALL media, especially advertising, that sexualizes women. Spend time in the woods if you have to. Block all sexual thoughts
>When you return, fap to the gayest shit you can find. If you can't then fap to traps or reverse traps if you have to
Congrats, you've rebooted your sexuality and can cut all females out of your life (except for you mum, because you love her, right?)

>>42211465
Imaginary Fanart Whore

>>42211536
Yeah but I want to find her on e621 or Paheal.

>>42211589
i think that's the only pic that exists
if reverse image search gives you nothing, it's just a one-time drawing with oc donut steel someone on tumblr made

>>42196801
^Totally this

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>>42204344
Could be. I made chicken and rice soup monday, which he ate all of. I also made lemon chicken with asparagus and sweet potatoes, which he ate. It's more a problem of not eating the leftovers, so if you know how to make those better please tell.

>>42204600
Share recipes pls

>>42209814
The mirror isn't 100% efficient. Probably converts some light into heat.

>>42207590
hes also her bodygaurd

>>42197603

Broke bitch boy

>>42211702
Here's my go to for chicken prep.
>Brine your chicken breasts for at least 30 min in 1:16 salt to warm water ratio. >You can add garlic, peppercorns, bay leaf to the brine, or other spices
>After brining, pat dry and coat with oil. I use olive oil or sesame oil depending on the flavor I'm going for.
>Then cover in spices and bake at 450 deg for 20-25 min until cooked through.
>Spice mainstays are usually salt, fresh pepper, garlic powder
>Mix and match with paprika, cumin, ginger, turmeric, curry powder, nutmeg, cayenne pepper, tarragon, Italian seasoning (Rosemary, Oregano, Thyme), etc.
>When cooked I like to add some parsley, green onions, or cilantro and a squirt of lemon.
>Serve with steamed broccoli or spinach or brown rice.
>Just look up what spices are in some of your favorite foods and use those kinds of combos.

>>42208472
>>42208526
>tfw gf has menopause even though she's 20
your next thread

>>42201803
Jesus, I would mind to destroy a 16yo punani, but that girl looks way too young

>>42208550
>mostly fruits and veggies
>in any way a good diet
How fucking new are you?

Sure is a lack of Bregolis in this thread

>>42195955
>Oh Ivan, no one's smelled my pooper like that since the fall of communism

>>42212116
Thank you very much anon. Reading that makes me wish you were cooking for me, though T-T

>>42195782
> you shouldn't workout your traps and shoulders are already sooo big
obnoxious bitch is my ex now

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>>42196002

>>42212404
It's not that difficult and you can get a weeks worth of meals in like 2 hours. Just throw on some alarms and turn on Netflix while you brine/preheat/bake

>>42196727
fugggg

>>42212806
i think he's thinking more about his penis than the food

Uncle was a roofer, built as fuck and enjoyed life, settled down with his wife and had kids
>she cheated on him
>she never cooked dinner
>kids were fat
>he became an alcoholic

She separated with him, took his childhood home he built with his dad and took the kids, she gets child support and mortgage payments and he has to live in a 1 bed flat


Don't fall for the trap lads

>>42212995
uncle who? uncle kracker?

She's try I g to make me go vegan lads. What do?

>>42212995
Holy fuck, I would burn that bitch alive in that house, consequences be damned.

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>>42195940

>>42213008
Uncle Tim, broken Tim nowadays tbf

>>42212934
I'm thinking more about my vagina than the food but penis works too, whatever floats your boat

>>42212806
Thank you again, anon. I'm excited about cooking now :3

>>42196803
for women that aren't fat fucks its decent

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>>42196002
God dammit Barry.

>>42213086
you thanked her twice for one post? damn dude you do have a vagina.

>>42213086
L O N D O N

>>42196294
Dude.

Breathe.

No guns for you for a while.

>>42196727
Oh wow how weird, it's almost like men don't have tits and thus are not used to breast sizes

>>42196747
Listen to this man.

You either work hard enough to love life, or you hold on to bitterness and hate until it destroys you.

Really is that simple.

And it can be A LOT of work depending on how low you are. Waking up is half the battle. The daily grind is the second.

>>42196801
Thank you.

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>>42213186
sent a shiver down my spine reading this

>>42198891
Women project thier way of relationships on to men.

If she could do better she would. She assumes this in you. Women do not really 'love' men like men love women.

>>42208568
>>42213139
Lmao it's pasta someone wrote a musical about it even
https://m.imgur.com/a/a1U8X

>>42213256
shut up faggot what do you know

>>42208472
Ignore the haters.
I'm happy for you.

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>24 years old
>Only had one girlrfriend before, she was a legit 10/10, but she broke up with me before I even had sex with her
>Started dating new girl recently
>Not as attractive
>Personality not as good
>Feel bitter and resentful towards her, but never show it
>Don't love her and am incapable of love because of intense bitterness over the fact that I never got to fuck/date girls when I was younger an never fucked a virgin or a girl under 20
>Hate my life and myself
>Take elephant amounts of steroids in hopes that I will drop dead before 40

Women aren't gains goblins.

They're life goblins.

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>>42212995
This is bassically why I am kinda mgtow..... Cringe as fuck, I know.

Women cost a lot, all I have encountered were arrogant or wanted to be fucked by a Chad but tried to play the guilt card so they didn't feel like a slut, terrible conversationalists/ intellectuals, extremely manipulative, have no ambition of their own, ect. Add in a false sexual assult accusation, the marriges/ltr I have seen become a sexless happiness black hole money trap, and to top it off add in a court, university system and general cultural undercurrent that gives no shits about heterosexual cis white males and I frankly I ran out of fucks to give.

Just wanna lift, ride my motorcycles, and live minimally and see some shit, bang some hoes, do some stand up, get out of debt, and live minimally.

>>42213393

>Become suicidal and self damaging because of pussy

Lmao even if they were life goblins what a fucking life to steal. Get over yourself you fucking fraud.

>>42213393
Your problems as described come from a resentment of yourself, not of women.

We all have some baggage to leave behind. You need to leave behind your frustrations with life so you can move on with a better life.

For the record, I was 27 when I slept with an angel of an asian 19yo. Your time will come if you don't sabotage yourself with bitterness.

>>42213634
loling@u d00d! ur butt has a penas in it d00d!

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>>42213634
I'll add pic extremely related.

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>>42196330

y'all eat pieces of shit?'

not enough protein bro

>>42210572
>>42211352

Nah man, the chick in the OP is not the same as the cash me outside chick. The OP chick has a tattoo on her arm, for starters. Also their faces look nothing alike!

>>42213537
That's why you pump and dump 95% of them, because adequate women are unicorns. Thanks to modern society

>>42213393
>had a girlfriend
>didn't have sex with her
Are you old enough for this board?

Mine wants to fuck atleast three times a day, wants to cook and be a legit house wife.

She's also cool with me using her breast milk for dem gainz.

>>42205401
Im good. I wont recommend one for you because...well you know ;)

>>42196294
is this the newly issued pasta?

>>42197071
yes, it is my plight also. people always assume weird shit about non drinkers.

>>42208809
WHO

>>42201803
mama mia

>>42195782
>>42195885
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>42195819

>tfw your gf also counts calories and understands that sometimes I'm just not down to blow 1000 in one sitting

If you can't find a woman that understands TDEE, then just be single until you do.

>>42214631
so you're not down to blow 1000 guys in one sitting... sometimes?

>>42214675

Anon you goofball you know I meant 1000 calories.

>>42214745
oh. yeah that makes a lot more sense. god dammit i'm such a stupid fucking goofball.

>>42213681
Looks like Ramona

>>42214479
Yeah that's what xenoestrogens everywhere do
All those pussified numales rising up and 14yo titcows

>>42214956
>implying I'm not happy about less competition while chasing teens with huge tits

>>42195782
No they increase test.
Being lonely is a gainz goblin. Scientific fact.
>plz kill me

>>42196747
>just talk to her bro
>shower and lift.
Kys you fucking normie

>>42212116
Why bake at such a high temp? Won't the oil smoke? I usually do 375 max for 20 mins. Nice and JUICY

>>42198440
>23 year old virgin
>female
Literally impossible.
Unless you aren't American

>>42199755
Must be nice

>>42204518
Must be nice though

>>42204600
>white girls
Are you a nigger by any chance?

>>42215098
thinking about the odor of your penis is making my oil smoke

>>42215099
Very possible if a girl is ugly and not very social. Know a girl who is a ugly 4/10, 18 and a Virgin.

I was her first kiss. Wanted to bang her because of a long dry spell, but never did because it isn't worth the wait and started banging a 8/10 so I stopped bothering with the ugly chick.

She's still interested but I'm not desperate enough to hit it right now, although I am on another dry spell.

>>42213186
>this fagoot

>>42213634
>asian
>angel
Pick one you delirious faggot

>>42215165
Y-you too anon

>>42200034
>implying women actually listen to their boyfriends/husbands
You either don't say it enough, or you say it too much and it loses meaning. There is no in-between

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>>42215235
>>42215099

Latest female virgin I ever met lost it a week before she turned 28. She said she wasn't really saving herself and KNEW she could go out and get laid any time she wanted, but also knew that women with low self esteem are hilariously easy to manipulate and didn't want to get involved with men until she learned to like herself.

>>42215287
You found the golden egg laying goose.
Or a lying cunt. Going with the latter.

>>42215334

Anything past 25 for women (or men, really) is way too late to be all "teehee im still a virgin" about. At that point and beyond it's just embarrassing.

>>42215287
At the age of 28 she already hit the wall, I guess it was more of a 'now or never' type situation.

I'm sure the ugly chick could have handed in her Virgin card to some beta Bob if she wanted to, but women fuck up in value, not down.

I probably did ruin it for other guys, though, because I've set the attractiveness bar high for her, so she will be very unhappy to date anyone less attractive than me.

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>>42197088

> don't get a GF, trust a random anon, unless you're ready to setle for life and ignore most of your fantasies don't date, its overated as fuck, its literally an extra responsability, less money, less time to do your shit.

Is what you're saying really true ?

I hate to say this but I'm 23 and I've never had a girlfriend.

I'd appreciate the truth from you and other anons when it comes to having a gf

You losers just need to find a decent girl and also have some fucking willpower. Sure when you have a gf it's really easy to all the time say "hey let's get a dessert, let's eat this and that". But all it takes is you having the willpower to stop yourself. I went through this stage with my gf, nlt because she demanded sweets all the time but because I provided them willingly. I gor fatter but because I enabled that. It got to a point where SHE was the one who started talking about no more sweets and junk food. We have now made plans to go to the gym together as well. It's not that hard, if you believe women are the problem then you're basically acting like women yourselves

>>42215617
for real men yes, for beta fucks like i assume you are no

the guy who when isn't dating messages you 24/7 wants to hang out, then gets a gf and you dont hear from them again, you probably belong to that group, most men do

>>42215714
"losers"? I don't know if you realize it but that's really insulting dude.

>>42215098
Depends on quantity of chicken and oven. Large quantities will increase baking time. Best to have a meat probe thermometer. I like my chicken with a bit of a crust and I guess the brine and amount of chicken I'm cooking keeps them juicy.
>>42215155
Nah I'm an overcompensating azn. Ex was viet.

>>42215729
>for real men yes, for beta fucks like i assume you are no

Wow, you don't know a single thing about me and assume I'm a beta fuck.

I didn't know /fit/ actually has retards who assume negative stuff about people they know nothing about.

Hope you feel better about yourself, dumbass.

>>42215837
>I hate to say this but I'm 23 and I've never had a girlfriend.
there was no assumption made you already stated it

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I really really really hope that she becomes extremely addicted to fame and get so low in notoriety that she starts doing porn like that 16 and pregnant chick.

>>42216022
By that time she'd be haggard.

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>>42216045
Even better

>>42196294
I've been on 4chan for way too long, and this post made me lol pretty fkn hard

>>42215617
This is a meme, it only happens to beta fags who settle for shitty people that don't compliment their lives so they begin a downwards spiral of bitterness

>>42202541
You pedos make me sick. I would fuck this girl in two.

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>>42195895
Because this her final form

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>>42196294
>>42196306
I feel ya bud.

>>42197701
kek

>>42215617
Been with my gf for over 1 year, currently 19y/o. It's been really great with her because we get along and have common interests, but I feel like there's a lot I'm missing out on since I'm young. Not enough to break up with her, but enough so that I wouldn't be torn apart for long if we did break up.
I have time to do things, but nowhere near as much as I did before. I can stay home and play video games if I wanted to, but I have to tell her that otherwise it's kind of expected that we are going to hang out and do something together. As for money, she is okay with paying but is really passive and only will if I suggest it. It varies from girl to girl, I dated one that insisted she paid most times. Anywho, I certainly have less money than before.
I definitely wouldn't say having a girlfriend is "overrated", but it's different than you'd expect. BJs whenever I ask is pretty cool though
Overall, I love my girlfriend and wouldn't break up with her just to experience different things. However, if I hadn't been with her, I would have put off being in a relationship until I was 100% sure that I met the girl I'd want to be with for a long time.
tl;dr I'd suggest since you're also young to make the most of it before committing to something that could potentially be long term