Cycling not even once

>>42194206
Is that a dead deer?

It's just having low bodyfat and being on steroids that increase red blood cell count and improve oxygen levels (all cyclists are on them)

>>42194206

>implying this isn't exactly what women want

they literally love vascularity

>>42194217

>eVeRy oNe tHaT rIdEs A biKe Is oN stEroiDz

Fucking stupid incel beta.

>>42194217
it's far more likely that he's just extremely dehydrated

>>42194214
mildly chuckled

>>42194333
Wtf?

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>>42194333
get the fuck out faggot you dont belong here take your gay ass meme and put it in your ass i hate you faggot
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>42194206
is this the result of once?

>>42194206
W-what type of cycle?

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It's a Polish Tour de France cyclist. A different one also posted a pic during last year's TdF.

Pic related.

>>42194206
So you're 130 wet. Want a medal or something wannabe one nut Armstrong

>>42194333

Lol you're fucked if you think the frontrunners in the Tour De France aren't on fucking roids.

Obviously all of the loser white-collar hobbyists(that's where you come in) who bust out their $6000 bikes and super gay compression shorts every sunday so they can block country roades and yell at motorists, aren't using roids.

You just like to say shit like "god I hate how everyone thinks ALL cyclists are on roids" so you can validate yourself, even though nobody thinks you're on roids because everyone can see your bitch tits and stomach flab through your three-sizes-too-tight lance armstrong bike jersey.

>>42194565
In order to perform at top level in any sport in 2017 you need to be on gear

There is testing for it right? Yet so many people know their ways around it

Steroids and other PEDs accepted in mainstream sports when? I might finally care

>>42194206
This looks like a Kangaroo thats been doping its blood

>>42194206
Is this the final form of SS+Gomad?

>>42194217
You are extremely uneducated

>>42194565
You cant even spell roads you fat virgin incel

>riding a bike is considered a professional sport

>>42194206
what mode is this?

>>42194206
Looks like a horse.

>>42194755
How are you going to test for roids when you need a standard? The only ones getting caught are retards using outdated roids, the rest are atleast one step ahead so they'll never get caught.

>>42194901
>lifting things is considered a professional sport

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>>42194206
>>42194901
Every fat guy i knew during highschool/college is now super into biking.
Some of them are still fat.
Other spend are leaner but 80% of their social media pics are fully geared bike races.

For some reason they think 60mins in the gym is a drag, but 40miles bike ride on shitty roads next to speeding cars is best time in the world

>>42194901
sliding a kettle down a sheet of ice and sweeping it with a broom is an olympic sport

>>42195099
most are probably too self conscious to go to a gym or go running down the street with everything jiggling

at least they're trying

>>42195099
Good for them. I hope they keep at it.

I beleive epo is the ped of choice. Not actually a steriod but greatly boosts rbc and therefore endurance

>>42195099
Cardio is better for fatloss than lifting, if you had to choose. Of course they will end up as skinnyfats at best if they don't even lift.

>>42194565
http://www.climbing-records.com/2013/07/all-time-top-100-fastest-rides-on.html

Look at the top fastest times and try and look at the times from the 10's. Even with better technology and better bikes modern riders are slower than the doped up guys from the past. Doping is done with in cycling.

>>42194565
Fucking roasted my man

>>42194901
>walking at high speeds is considered a sport

>>42194206
that looks disgusting. been dead for a while???

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>>42194206
i prefer this mode

>>42197393
Jesus christ his farts must be ultrasonic

>>42194206
running yes odd twice

>>42194206
I heard from a dude at the gym one time that heaps of marathon runners get boners when the blood flows back to their extremities after a race or some shit.
Is there any truth to this? If so, why does no one talk about this?

>>42194374
Stop this broscience, hydration has no effect on vascularity.

>>42194901
>hitting a small ball with a $300 stick into a small hole over several hundred yards is a professional sport

>>42197817
I'm more interested in the wanton shitting of pants during marathons. Why does no one talk about THAT?

>>42194565
>Obviously all of the loser white-collar hobbyists(that's where you come in) who bust out their $6000 bikes and super gay compression shorts every sunday so they can block country roades and yell at motorists

kek'd hard at this

>>42197393
who is that? no homo

>>42194217
>steroids that increase red blood cell count

hahahaha are you actually for real?

>>42194206
>>42194214

It does look like a deer's legs in the thumbnail

>>42197393
How do I make them leg gains? I cycle 50km a week and am nowhere near this.

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>>42197972

>>42198278
Cycle 50 km per hours for four hours five days a week for a month

>>42195099
Running can be bad for your legs ESPECIALLY if you are fat and heavy.

I lift at the gym but I can't do cardio there. staring at the same spot on the wall is hell. I can do 60mins on a bike outside easy.

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>>42194565
>>42194565
You stupid motherfucker. This perfect man right here is Marcel Kittel, on of the best cyclists riding in the tour. He is drug free.

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>>42197405
I chuckled a little.

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>>42194206

>>42194206

Eric get out of 4chan

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>>42199060
a cyclist sponsored by an oil company. Ironic

>>42198232
>aero/10

>>42194812
kek'd

Cardio is closer to real fitness than bodybuilding.

Humans were never meant to be big, to carry significant mass. Long distance endurance was how our ancestors hunted.

>>42199060
>perfect
>gets dropped in the mountains
>falls off his bike
>breaks his cleats
>drops out of the tour
>perfect

>>42198278

Cycle 50km a day every day for 5 years

>>42199264
Are you a Somalian or something?

What would happen if you nicked one of those veins in half?

>>42194333
I've never seen anything so disgusting on this website

>>42198120
if they did everyone would realize how stupid marathons are and stop doing them.

>>42199060
Nice moose knuckle

>>42197972
it literally does though

>>42199386
>/fit/

>>42198184
I think he meant things like EPO which does increase red blood cell count, allowing for better oxygen transportation to ur muscles.
I could be wrong I'm just some lurking dyel

>>42194333

I never understood why this spongebob meme was any funny? Am I finally getting too old for the internet?

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>>42194901

>Being morbidly obese and lifting heavy things up and down is considered a sport
>The lifters are considered athletes.

>>42199240
Fucking hell, really? I didn't know about this. Kittel was fucking killing it in stage wins, that's so sad. The stupid fucking alien Froome has won enough

>>42194565
saving this as pasta

>>42199124
If you want to be a pedantic asshole, the only thing that allowed for persistence hunting in the first place was our greater intelligence that allowed us to track prey

>>42195066
>professional sport
>profession
>making money with powerlifting
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42199651
>exercise that children do makes one an athlete

>>42197393
BREH

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>>42200132
You can use your skills to become a professional furniture mover

>>42199360
I know only one guy who runs marathons, and he hasn't had any cartilage in his knees for about five years.
He's an ex fat fuck though so it's not for me to say if it's the marathons or the extra person in fat he was carrying around that did it, but I will definitely never train for one.

>>42194217
By cycling OP meant riding a bicycle you dumbfuck.

>>42194324
then you should see my cock

>>42198184
Equipoise?

>>42194333
>Tour de France
Literally everyone in this race is on steroids or dope themselves with some kind of drug.

>>42199634
No,

I'm 19, all my normie friends think it's funny, it's really not funny.

I ride my bike on average for 10 miles at least. Figure it's a nice way to get outdoors and the thumper going. I also use freeweights and do bodyweight exercises. Am I doing it right?

>>42194333
Waste of trips.
Unless you take them and never come back. Enjoy the (you) ass beloncker

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>>42198146
Robert Förstemann

>>42198278
eat clean food like a morbidly obese person, don't skip leg day like your life depends on it, pedal like hell every day

Cannot think of something more cucked than cycling

>>42198214
Bolegger

>red knees
>massive veins

Worms?

>>42198278
When they say "cycle" to get that physique, they're not talking about actual bike riding.

>>42194333
Jesus Christ kys you autistic fuck

>>42194333
die of natural causes please

>>42199060
>Marcel Quittel

>>42194901
The fuck do you do for a profession buddy? Do you get paid six figures to ride £30,000 bikes and be among the /fit/test humans alive? Or do you earn $20-40,000 a year working a low tier manual labour or office data input 9-5 dead end nightmare?

>>42199060
>Quittel
Lmao

>>42194206
Your legs look like two horse penises

>>42202700
How does this guy find pants that fit

>>42202700

Holy fuck this is ridiculous. This guy could easily be a world class weightlifter.

>>42197393
thats a big guy

>>42198184
>Knowing this little about anabolics...
Guys on gear have high blood pressure because of high hematocrit. All androgens increase RBC... I may be a medfag, but holy shit you faggots are stupid.

>>42198278
Do you have a fucked up myostatin gene? If no, then you cannot get those gains.

>>42198099
I'm lost on what sport this is

>>42194217
>steroids
EPO isn´t exactly a steroid
>all cyclists are on EPO
Nope, EPO isn´t allowed in any race and there are heavy doping tests before each one.

>>42207159
sumo hockey

>>42198278
>50km/week
If you want leg gains you have to do sprints every other day.
Accellerate to 50-60km/h and let roll, accellerate again.
Do that for at least 20km and get enough protein.
You also need clipless pedals and need to pull as well as push on the pedals.

>>42206880
He actualy tried that and dwarfed a professional bodybuilder...

>>42202700
That bike is not the only thing he cycles
ayy

>>42207390
>Being this late to the party

>>42207410
ur mum was late on my dick

>>42194333
gb2reddit

>>42194206
>>42194491
>>42197393
>>42199060
>>42202700
why are they waxing?

>>42207604
Cyclists shave their legs so it will be easier to treat their wounds

Some think they do it to increase their speed but it's 100% bs

>>42201802
You are really dumb also

>>42207778
you do realize that it does increase speed right?
same reason why swimmers shave

>>42207306
Yeah because I'm sure that stopped Lance Armstrong and another 50 guys who got pinned doing it for the last 15+ years

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>>42199060
>He is drug free

>>42207778
Actually, most pro cyclists do it because everyone else do it.

>>42198278
Lift and roid. That's what he does.

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>>42207604
Easier to mass, apply oil, electrodes, etc.
But it's cultural at this point, it's just something cyclists do.

>>42207159
GOLF RUMORS

>>42208640
It makes an aero difference too....

When you're spending 4 hours in the wind, every little bit of aerodynamic gain helps....

http://www.velonews.com/2014/09/news/news-wind-tunnel-data-shows-shaved-legs-faster_344854

>>42194565
dude, I have a walmart mountain bike and a shitload of and1 shorts. stop yelling at me. I just wanna pedal hard for short bursts so I can get dem der sprint cyclist legs and not be stuck in a power rack at odd hours because my job sucks.

>>42194333
Might be the worst post I've seen this month

>>42195099
it's fun to ride a bike. fat guys know what's fun. you are fat for life, regardless of how much weight you lose.
I need not explain further.

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>>42194374
it's Pawel Poljanski after tour de france. he's super skelly, usually looks like pic related. the bf% drops a lot after 2 weeks of long and intense races.

>>42198278

this:
>>42198570
but 50km/h isn't even closely enough. my top sprinting speed is 56km/h, and i'm a skelly road climber. track sprinters should aim at least for 70km/h

>>42206880
yea he could. but chasing other guys in circles seems to be more fun than standing still in the same spot lifting weights.

>>42194901
>driving a car is considered a professional sport

>>42207306
>Nope, EPO isn´t allowed in any race
Oh, well that must mean EPO isn't used then! People would never used a banned substance to get an edge in the only thing that matters in their life!

>>42194565
Boom baby, also checked my nigga.

>>42199092
why? he's not a commuter, he's an athlete. professional cycling requires many support cars and motorcycles

>>42206880
He did a squat competition in strength wars once. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VO7VMmSHCo