>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch What do?

>>42188601

Oh sorry mate, I thought it was free. You don't need to be so aggressive, it was an honest mistake.

*look behind me*
You talking to me?

Then flick a gun out of my sleeve

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>>42188601
>be me at the gym
>sitting on chest press machine resting between sets
>this middle-aged dyel goober comes up to me
>"hey if you're not going to use that get off so I can"
>stare at him with a blank expression on my face
>he just walks away
>continue taking long rests

if he'd just asked to work in instead of rest-shaming me I would have said yes

LET'S BANG BRO

*pushes him away*
Back the fuck off?!

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>>42188611
I was just here 5 minutes ago retard. Free? You wanna know what else is free? This gnarly beating I'm gonna administer to you in the parking lot of you don't shut your fucking mouth

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Pick him up and start benching him.

*takes out stogie*

*pull out flip-top lighter*

*light up*

*take a long puff*

*blow smoke in your face*

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

*fart on bench*

*cancel gym membership immediately*

*go home and get tommy gun*

Take that you dirty rats! Look, ma, I'm on top of the world!

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>>42188705

Oh you don't know what you've got yourself into friend...

Quote Brock Lesnar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl_JNTCNH2k

>>42188601

Oh sorry, I was just using what you had on there to warm-up.

sorry, I saw the bar was empty and figured nobody was benching the empty bar.

>grin
>"sure man"
>walk away

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>>42188601

Hit the lunk alarm and get gym security to remove and bar his ass from stepping foot in the gym ever again.

>>42188601
>was

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>>42188645

well alright then

I guess xhe blocks all Nahtzees like myself on site

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>>42188601

>*Teleport behind him*
>"Nothing personal kid"

>>42188601
>Yo, I don't care

>>42188612
kek

>>42188727
i keked

>>42188601
Tell him to fuck off because im like 30 pounds heavier and stronger

>>42188705
>This gnarly beating I'm gonna administer to you

That's when I know I'm dealing with an autist acting out.

>>42188705
Cunt I'll fucking smash your brains into this fucking pavement. You think this is some kind of game? I'll have stabbed you six times before you have the chance to punch me once. Let's see how your muscles fare against my hollow points.

lawsuits are my main source of income.
how much money would you need to get to take a few shots from some 5'10 180lb rage manlet while you are turtling?

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>>42188601
>stand up
>give him the Manmore Staredown of Optimal Height And Gains™
>????
>throw him back into the manlet pit.

>>42188601
The second they get aggressive is second I pick up a 25lb plate and swing it into their face. It's self defense if it's become obvious that the offender shows any aggressive body language, and most gyms have cameras.

>>42188601
too bad you can't lift for height gains

>>42188601
>hug him
>move my lips up to his ear
>"use this."
>hold onto him as i jump 30 feet into the air
>turn mid-spin so that our heads are pointing downwards
>"YES.. THIS IS IT! HEAVENLY DROPARRUUUUUU!"
>crush his skull into the floor
>flip out of the hold unharmed
>"heh"
>button up my gym coat
>"your life is is forfeit."

>>42189103
>gym coat
i prefer a nice and flowing gym cape my self

Make my gun print on my shirt.

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>>42188705
who the fuck are you and what happened to the first guy?

>>42188645

Oh my god I want to fuck his little ass so god damned hard. What a qt.

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>>42189184
back the fuck up pussy nigga

>>42189184
Natty king

>>42188601
>teleport behind him
>snaps his neck instantly killing him
the only solution

I dont care, dyel.

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>>42189214
I want to tie him up and beat him until he says "sieg heil" 3 times with feeling

>>42188601
This kind of response just starts an arguement. He should have done it in a way that discourages talking back.
If someones using your shit just snap your fingers and jerk your thumb over your shoulder. Works everytime

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>>42188601
>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch

>Look at me. Do you think I am playing games?

Do you even know what I have done in Syria and Iraq?

Look out the window, do you see the drone? No? Doesn't matter. It sees you, knows who you are, where you live, where you work, who your family is etc.

Now get out of my face before I make sure that you land in gitmo.

>>42189070
Non-negotiable.

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>>42189547
Is this pasta?

>>42188601
picture is inaccurate. he isn't looking up.

>>42189494
Who is she and will she sit on my face and berate me?

I have never and will never acknowledge another male in the gym except to indicate, with my fingers, how many sets I have left or to wave "yes" or "no" if I'm using equipment or if they can work in.

I've had people try and talk to me for ~45 seconds straight before and I've just blanked them until they went away.

>>42188781
Who is this guy?

>>42188629
maximum kekkorino romano

>>42188601
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33BNjRItRo

Anywho, response depends on situation. It's silly to get into a fight unless he's putting me in harms way.

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>>42189547

this could legitimately scare some normies if you looked like a military guy

>>42188601
fuck off chad reeeeee

>>42188601

>Sorry. Here, let me take a plate off so that you can continue to halfrep LMAO2PLAYT

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>>42188645
>rest-shaming

>>42189494
W H O
H
O

>>42189737
>if you looked like a military guy

Overweight, balding, semi-retarded? I struggle to get what you mean.

Careful bud, that's almost a violation of the NAP.

>>42189737
not it wouldn't it would just make normies think you have PTSD in addition to your autism

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>>42188686
Every time

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>>42189785
Something like pic related

>>42189863
Homeless?

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>>42189899
Shut up Haji, do you want a cell in gitmo?

>>42188861
HOLY FUCK IS THAT HIS MOM IN THE BACKGROUND?! HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

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>>42190444
That's in front of a mirror. She's taking the picture. REALLY sells the nerdy faggot thing.

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>>42188705
You've got guts kid, too bad I'm gonna rip them out.

>>42188601
>Yo, I was using that bench little bitch
I'm black, so I'm pretty sure he wouldn't approach me. I'm not big or anything, only 6'0, 185lbs or so. But I'm halfway ripped and bald, so I guess I'm scary enough for this not to happen.

>>42189103
>your life is is forfeit

i kekd

>>42188727
Kekaroola

>>42188645
>>42188809
>queer+trans (nb, he/him) uterus-haver
It's one of those dudes! Those uterus-having dudes.
What a time to be alive!
>>42189494
>>42189214
Sorry, he's probably got a pussy at the near end of that uterus.

>>42189103
Toppest kek

>>42189587
>>42189778
Learn to googlestalk, my bros.
https://www.reddit.com/user/DestroyerOfChips/submitted/
Seriously didn't take me a minute.

>>42188601
Laugh hysterically until my boyfriend comes back with water

>>42188601
I'd start tickling that fucker as much as I could. Maybe play with his dick or his nipples a bunch. I can't fight but fighting doesn't matter when this frat boy has his masculinity threatened

>>42188601
I'd just flex a 'cep

>>42188601
You can go back to using it after I finish two more sets.

>>42188601
get the fuck out of my face faggot

>>42189070
La Fitness doesn't have cameras. Company policy to not film on their properties.

laugh and ask him how hes doing. clearly he's a gym bro because no one would be that asinine in a gym.

>>42188686
fuck you

>>42188601
Is this a troll? How could anyone find this skelly manlet wigger anything but humorous. Are you losers actually intimidated by this?

>>42188601
say nothing, move away.
When he's lifting, force the bar close to his throat and ask him if being a dick is worth dying.
Proceed from there.
If he can lift the weight and me off him, marry him

>wear steel toed boots and a glock shirt
>niggers cross to the other side of the road to avoid me

feels great bruh

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Ask him if he thinks I'm bigger in person

>>42188727
>pull out flip-top lighter
Excuse me?

>>42192247
zippo

>>42189737
the only way this could ever have a chance of working is if you were wearing a suit

go to the front desk and report him.

>>42188645
>rest shaming
I kekd

>>42188776
Cringeworthy desu

>>42189494
L O N D O N

>>42192328
I know what a fucking zippo is. The fact that he didn't threw me off.

>>42188601
"You are fired." I'm a director and I work out at the company gym sometimes at lunch. My regular gym is $150 a month for membership, so no plebes.

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>>42192093
>it's another internet tough guy on /fit/ episode

>>42190692
>that post history
>those subreddits

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>>42188629

>You'd best back up before I forcefeed you your teeth

>>42188705
>Ever noticed how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me

>>42188601
>grab his face
>my middlefinger shoved in his mouth
>push him away
>keep training

>>42193427
Oh, you're a tough guy, huh?

>>42192603
Just what comes natural, he is no doubt stronger but I find it kind of funny how serious those people take them selves. When I hold back a chuckle and keep a smile it just turns into a shit eating grin.

>>42188774
I just graduated from empty bar.

But I'm not an asshole so I wouldn't freak out on someone like that. I'm a pussy so I wouldn't say shit.

>>42188705
did this nigga just say "gnarly"?

>>42188601
The first thing I'd do is get my gun, because why is some faggot in my house using my equipment?

omae wa mou shindeiru

>>42188601
flex a cep and 360 out of there

>>42194114
Nani?

>>42188645
I've had a guy do that to me, but he sat and just stared at me the whole time. To be a dick I took as long as possible.

>>42193331
7.8/10 not enough "5'11 vs 6'1" height tags

>>42189737
SF always gets the cool shit

>>42188601
Don't talk to me

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>>42188601
*activates stand*

If someone said that to me politely I'd aplogize and give them the bench.

If someone said it to me like that I'd just tell them to fuck off and find another bench. I'm not afraid to throw down if I have to.

>>42194729
>not giving him the fist of the north star

>>42188705
You say sorry and walk away. Then, while he's mid-rep you take a plate and smash his knees.

Considering I'm 5-0 as an amateur MMA fighter, probably do nothing but keep using the bench, keeping my eye on him, hoping he escalates the situation so I can legally choke him via guillotine.

>>42188601
I wouldn't say anything, I'd just look at him like he's stupid.

>>42194747
You write like someone afraid to throw down if they had too.

>>42194785
what a big dangerous man lmao

>>42188705
Sorry dude I don't fight manlets go take it to the manlet pit with your buddies.

>>42194785
give him the ol' americana
enjoy not being able to lift anything heavy with your arm for a few months, autist