>tfw handsome

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>tfw was handsome in high school and then became fat when started dating gf

>5 years later single and obese and cant get thin again

women are lifelong gains goblins

>tfw ugly inside

>>42178430
>tfw ugly in high school
>tfw became handsome in college but my personality defects neutralize my handsomeness

>>42178434
Blaming a woman for your lack of self control, please. You're your own gains goblin David and you know it. Get back on the train and quit moping. Fuck.

>tfw you look like gollum
how do I get rid of panda eyes /fit/?
I've heard too much sleep does it, and I've heard too little sleep does it
I've always had them

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>tfw when you grow a beard and now everyone thinks you're handsome.

>>42178676
>tfw you can't figure out if your beard is an asset or a detriment and you're scared to shave it off and find out

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>>42178430
>tfw mom calls me handsome

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>>42178688

>tfw you decide that your beard will always be an asset because broads like this exist

>>42178434
No you are just undisciplined and lazy

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>>42178430
> tfw you gay friend calls you attractive

>>42178615
Verrily good knight im sure thine faire maiden is duly impressed by thine chivalrious conduct prithee to receed into the bed chamber forthwith!

>>42180051
*Your
Can't even meme properly

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>>42178633
Genetics. Mildly affected by sleep, alcohol, or illness.

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>tfw would be very attractive if I didn't have a bitch-tier jawline and chin

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES...

>>42180056
idk whats worse -- thinking a woman made you fat just by being with her, or actually letting a woman fatten you up.
youre pathetic

>>42178434
lose the cap, groom your hair, upgrade wardrobe, there always some girl that will go for you. but you might have to date a chubbette or single mom

>>42178434
Watch The Incredibles and get motivated again

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>>42178430
>tfw handsome
>tfw ruined by acne

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>>42178434
>get out of shape during a relationship
>lack discipline to fix yourself
>blame women

>>42180291
IKTF

>>42180291
Go /out/ and get some sun on your face

>>42180291
Rt if cri evrityme

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>>42180291
where did i go wrong
i lost my gains

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>>42178676
>tfw can't grow a beard

>>42180291
Go swim in the chlorine filled public pool anon.

>>42180291
I feel you, man.

>>42180291
>tfw was blessed with good bone structure but never took care of my skin
>now 21 years old and riddled with acne scars
Not all of us can make it.

>>42180291
Are you me?

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>>42178491

>>42178434
isn't that the women's job to get fat and unattractive during the relationship

>>42181050
but chicks dig scars, r-right?

>>42181072
Not acne scars. Shit sucks.

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>>42178430

>tfw handsome
>tfw no gf bcuz ginger

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>>42178430
>tfw when 9/10 from one side and 6/10 form the other for a combined 7/10 over all

>tfw too handsome
>tfw people feel uncomfortable next to my gorgeous physique
>tfw had to get reversed plastic surgery just so I could work as a cashier

>>42181310

Ouh what? You had an apoplectic stroke?

>>42181287
anon I think someone lied to you. You look like an average dude made slightly below average by your ginger deleting your eyebrows and skin color.

>>42181310
>tfw know this feel
I have a crooked nose that looks normal and straight from one side, but when looked at from the other side my face looks distorted.
Shit sucks. I want nose surgery.

>>42181287
as a fellow ginger just find a girl that is into gingers. some chicks are into it oddly enough.

>get called handsome or cute
>it's never hot or sexy

I feel like people are fucking with me. I get that I'm only 20 and I've had success with girls, my last 2 gfs were super into how I looked. Seems like girls are either really into me or not at all, rolling with it but it's weird, am I above average or what just tell me fuck.

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>>42178430
>tfw I am handsome, very tall, cute, pretty and androgynous looking
>I still have pretty large muscles despite being very slim and I still look very strong, I also have blonde hair, blue eyes, a generally pretty looking feminine face and very white skin
>tfw I have a girlfriend but I still attract many different people of different genders and sexual orientations
>girls usually see that I am a very pretty man and so do gays, straight men and lesbians often mistake me for a very tall, muscular, athletic. cute and hot girl, bisexuals want me the most because they don't care what gender I actually am
>those who don't find me attractive say that I am a freakishly tall giant
>people who don't go for me will either say that they aren't attracted to me because I am "a freakishly tall giant" or they already see that I have a girlfriend
>tfw I still love my current girlfriend the most and I am straight

How do I get a girl whose league I'm out of to talk to me without spilling her spaghetti or being awkward? They don't know that I'm probably worse and just really good at acting normal in public.

>>42178491
Yuuuuuuup

I used to think I was pretty meh in HS, I wasn't really 'ugly' but I never thought of myself as good looking. It still blows my mind when a nice 8/10 eyes me across the room with the "come over here" look.

>>42181464
post face

>tfw 1/10

>>42181488
forced social interaction - work, school, some unknown hobby that everyone is searching for but never finds that has hotgirls that is social

>>42181763
>>42181488
bartending or bouncing

Tfw hanfsome
My friends mom who looks good for forty lit a candle and spent two hours talking to me after her son went to sleep. We talked about life sex and politics, she let me put her feet next to her and offered to let me spend the night. But when I asked her for a footrub she said no. She unloaded all her problems on me but I kept my cool to stay out of the friend zone.
I offered to help her make her bed, and needed a blanket to help hide my growing bulge.
When I left she said "sorry for unloading my problems on you"
And I said
"Youre lucky I didnt unload on you"
The only reason I didnt make a move is cause of her being my friends mom
Wtf do I do now, I'm sure she was wet at some point.

>>42181785
post face x

>>42178430
>tfw handsome, chiseled face
>receding hairline makes me look like a creepy pedo

>>42181564
Don't give the larper any attention

>>42181785
>When I left she said "sorry for unloading my problems on you"
>And I said
>"Youre lucky I didnt unload on you"
This didn't happen, why are you fabricating stories as an Anonymous poster?

>>42181794
I already have if I post my face anyore you guys will all hate me
But I'm in the face gainz thread

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>>42178430
how to deal with the jealousy of my male colleagues and how do i avoid getting mired by my friends girlfriends when just trying to be polite?
I hate how i always have to be rude to a certain degree to not make it seem like im trying to steal their girl.
Becoming attractive late in life and after adolescence robbed me of the natural charisma beautiful people have which gains them the admiration and respect of their peers.

>>42181804
just link me to that post then, not bloody brain science is it?

>>42181287
just need to get thicker eyebrows brah

>>42180261
I really hope george rr martin sees this

>>42181785
Allow me to clarify
I didnt make her bed
Or spend the night I rode home
She thought I was staring at her breasts and unzipped her jacket a bit
I lost the moment a few times because of the weed we smoked
I didnt ask for her number
I'm regretting the last part

>>42180056
he is not protecting the woman you moron, he is insulting you and rightly so

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>>42181464
>tfw ywn have a threesome with a cute, feminine looking, giant basketball player twink and his cute, manic pixie dream girl, midget girlfriend
Why even live?

>>42178430
>tfw handsome enough (probably a combination with a better and calm nature)
>always distant and aloof and dont have to bother to get to know people
>still get mires
>actually very lonely
>was fat and it didnt make me care about people
>was normal and it didnt make me care about people
>am now /fit/ getting mires and now care even less about people

Somewhere, there exists a path in which you mutually, socially dance around a woman, and this emotional dance forms somekind of mutual trust and understanding, which then eventually may blossom into love.

But I am afraid I will never get that. Someone who is more mediocre than me and who had more trouble with this has felt, and experienced ten times more than me, just because of a feeling of struggle and inadequacy.

>>42181807
By stopping to delude yourself anon.

>>42180051
know this feel
feels great and weird at the same time

>>42181287
>star wars jacket

>>42178430
>been told im handsome my whole life
>have girls orbit me where ever i go
>had girls tell me i could have any woman i want
>had girls tell me im the most handsome guy in class/college group/company whatever
>my "aloof" personality adds to my "mystique" which intrigues women
Im just a fucking quiet autist and sort of an asshole, but i can be very funny and they percieve it in their own way
>also 6'3, fit, dark hair, dark eyes
>apparently have that "special something"
>even have gays and teachers hitting on me
>have cashiers and similar shit smiling at me everywhere

>still dont know what people see in me
>still managed to stay a virgin till 21
>still managed to never get a girlfriend up until 4 months ago
>she gets the same reaction from people that i do
>neither of us are 10/10, yet every person wants to fuck us because of "that something" that we have
>she constantly sees women checking me out
>i constantly see guys checking her out
>we share stories of people who hit on us because we find it funny

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>tfw i forget my jacket in winter

>>42178430
Reminder that you're not handsome if girls don't approach you on a daily basis and call you hot.

>>42178434
What do you mean by you can't get? It's a bigger effort to lift up the fork than not doing so.

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>tfw average so but 6'4 so the only "compliment" I get is "wow you're tall"

>>42181965
>been told im handsome my whole life
>dark eyes
doubt.png

>tfw ugly

>>42178688
>tfw used to be handsome clean shaven with godlike jawline and cheekbones
>got fat and now my face is too chubby and round to show features
>had to grow beard to hide this

i get complimented on my beard a lot but i fucking hate it, one of the biggest reasons why i lift is purely so i can once again regain my facial features

>>42180291
Getting rid of acne is simple but takes some time.

>>42180291
drink water nigga

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>>42178430
>Been told that I'm good looking
>Still don't believe it

I just think they're being nice.

>>42181464
I bet you kiss your mirror everyday

>>42181811
This thread has a lot of normies and summerfriends, shouldn't expect them to understand that now should you?

>>42181464
>tfw not elf mode

>>42182548
>elf mode
Can you please explain what this is to me?

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tfw I look decent but still an incel

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>>42178430

> tfw handsome
> tfw charming
> tfw charismatic

BUT

> dumb as fuck

Why am I so terrible at math, lads?

>handsome
>tall
>skeleton mode

Fml

>>42182798
Put a slight amount weight and lift some more.
You can make it.

FFS post your gay handsome selves so I can mire.

>42 posts
>not one picture
post your faces you handsome bastards

>tfw 27yo
>tfw handsome with beard
>tfw 16yo looking child without beard

>>42181287
You're in this weird limbo where you look like a dork but also have Chad potential. I can't see your frame because of the jacket but if you're tall and buff you should fill them eyebrows for enhanced masculinity and cut down so dat jawline becomes more defined and boom you're on your way to chadhood

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>tfw handsome
>tfw hairline going back and back and back

>>42180263
This

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>tfw 5/10 face

>>42183179
tfw 6'4 , handsome, hairline started going back then stopped , thinning like crazy in the front, temples are pretty much gone, crown is absolutely fucked. don't really mind the front, wish it wasn't thinning , reallllllly miss my fucking temples and crown tho.

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Tfw handsome and get complimented on my eyes often

>mfw my reply is usually "I know"

>>42182425
I know this too.

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>>42178430
>tfw everything is good on my face except my nct eyes
>realize they are keeping me a good point or two behind

>>42181952

Its a running gag in our family.

We loved to ski, snowboard and mountain bike. We loved star wars, and all of us (even the girls) played X-WING and TIE fighter.

So in order for us to keep us safe, our parents had us form "Rogue Squadron" so that we kept each other safe by being each other's "wingmen." We all had callsigns. And when we biffed it, we would say some dumb shit like "I'M HIT" or "SHE'S GONNA BLOW"

Brother got those fuzzoids back about 3 years ago as a gift for the family for Christmas. We then went and saw Rogue One all together.

>>42178430

>tfw handsome but too much of a pussy to talk to attractive women so you just have sex with the bottom feeders since they are the only ones confident enough to chat up a conversation out of the blue

My biggest fear is that when I get married, I've settled for less than what I could get.

>Tfw handsome
>Tfw amazing hair
>the compliments on my hair suddenly stop after a very stressful year working 3 jobs and taking classes
>tfw I realize I'm thinning out at 23
>Tfw thinning hair combined with lack of sleep (dark circles) and paleness turns me into a strong 5/10 instead of the 7 or 8 I was previously
Fuuuug. My hair thickened up a bit more when I stopped being as stressed but I still have a vegeta hairline and pasty as fuck skin.

>>42180068
nobody else in my family has them
I don't drink
and I haven't been sick in months
I guess it was recessive in my parents

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>>42178633
You have poor orbital rims, so your soft tissue isn't spread properly around your eyes. It's a skeletal issue.

>>42185923
rrrip

surely I can make them cool, r-right
or will I forever look like shit

>>42181965
be honest anon is making stories up makes your life a little happier?

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>>42186055
it's bone, it can't be helped
your only solutions are implants or fillers, with implants lasting longer

>>42180171
>I would be attractive if I had attractive features

Useless post. Kys

>>42182073

>complaining about this

Ive fucked guys just because of their height. That adds like +3 to your face you ungrateful lanklet

>tfw people have to look at my face for a while before deciding I'm attractive.

Fuck this shit. It just means I'm ugly with a decent personality.

Tfw very nice jaw and good looks but shy as fuck and shoot down advances sloots put on to me

>>42181374
>You look like an average dude
hahaha omg this board. the avg guy looks so much worse than that

>>42180261
>Actually thought the picture of george martin was anon

Top kek

>>42181464
Reeks of insecurity 2beh

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>>42178676
iktf

>>42180051
One of my gay friend called me this and said I have a nice butt.

I don't really talk to him anymore.

>>42181389
damn i'm in the same situation, but i'm too poor for a nose job